Everything about this pic makes sense except Jupiter Head on the right. What's he doing there?
 

That's a lot of deeche without much heatt. Although I would do gymnastic ring exercises on brunette's giant hoop jewelry.

--Thin White Douche
 

I think thats their driver coming in to tell them their hour is up on the limo.
 

Ok ok ok ok ok ok....

What's Joe Pesci doing????

I don't get this picture at all!!!!
 

Oh man, look at the "Help Desk Douchebag" on the right!!!
 

Dude on the right

"A-cha a 1000 times I am telling you I am not douche, please no no weezing the juice"

Dibs on yellow.

USS Douchenbag
 

i put white horse in the same category of 80s music as jermaine stewarts we don't have to take our clothes off...the 80s had everything musically including abstinence and just say no songs...

what coke party would be complete without manuel noriega in the top right...rare for a doucheramic pic
but the blondes are the do'd and the brunettes are the don'ts, but what is up with the tranyback between the white shirtbag and the brunette in the georgia o'keiffe on peyote dress, east german swimmers would be affraid to get undressed in the same locker room as that thing
 

That's not Jupiter Head; that's Deep Roy.

Dude kicks ass.
 

I got nothin' left after Xenu. I'm going to lay off posting for a couple o weeks and take a lot of vitamin E; see if that helps.
 

"They fuck you at the drive-through!"
 

i can only hope that right after this pix was snapped, scroteboy on the left impaled middle Barbarino douche's neck with that shitty bottle of white zin they're all sharing and Gramps Kumar took all the baby blondes for himself......

....ya gotta have dreams...
 

Who allowed the peanut gallery to mingle with the hott? Geez. This pic is just so wrong! LOL!
 

WTF? Why all the massive collections 'o douche today?

This looks like a tainted version of Da Vinci's 'The Last Supper'. And by tainted, I mean had an incontinent dog's taint dragged all over it, burned a little, then shat upon by passing birds. My only hope is that the parallel proves true when legionnaires nail the jackass in the middle to a tree and leaves him to die.

What's up with the oompa loompa on the right? Didn't he run the sub shop around the corner from Dave Letterman's old studio?

One of these things is not like the other ...
 

Obviously some hcwdb.com fans out on the town.
 

"if you want to be rich........... You got to be a douche."
 

This is just a co-mingle of douche in some euro trash hangout. They are all douched up but in their squalid, no toilet, hott boxin cig life it's cool.
Hott's are rocking and deserve so much better then a bunch of greasy, funk smelling, bad teeth Borats.
 

The pic ain't half bad...but the douche on the end has to go!

Talk about, "Hey we feel sorry for you so come to our party" mantra....

Flyinfox_SATX
 

Deepak Chopra has really fallen off and has resorted to making club appearances to fund his ever growing heroin habit
 

Is Deepak Chopra into partying with douches and hots now?
 

You know the guy was peppering his daughter with SAT questions the whole night
 

WTF? I can't believe someone else thought of the Deepak reference!
 

Some sort of hcwdb singularity i guess
 

Where's patrick bateman when you need him
 

I'd bang the Wesson Oil out of Florence Hendeson Hott and Kellie Pickler Hott on the Left.

Can somebody please Stalinize this pic and get rid of the dude on the right! I mean, c'mon! How 'bout photoshop'ing a decorative palm tree or something to stand in his place?! I can't look at that mug anymore. Please clear our collective memories of this autrocity, the sanctity of our cause requires it.

You can add another gesture to the criteria that make up douchebaggery... The "Magnum Salute."
 

I can picture myself there in a hot pink bustier and yellow heels with crimped hair. I want a piece of Deepak Bag.
 

What the fuck is this, a bat mitzvah? And is the guy on the right Manny, the temple's gardener?
 

Douche on left is full blown too, hes got another gesture loaded in his lap in case he tires.
Turdacious
 

OH MY GOD...I JUST SPOTTED MY EX ON THIS SITE AND I CAN NOW DIE IN PEACE THANK YOU SO MUCH HCWDB -
 

@minne-scrota

Florence Henderson / Wesson Oil & Uncle Joe Stalin references in the same comment? Well played, sir. That one would get at least an 8.9 from the notoriously tough Bulgarian judge ...
 

@lea - you have excellent taste in men.

NOT!

Hey, white shirt, surf's up dude!

1,2,3 pop bottles
 

wow...Breat Easton Ellis and HCwDB together?

I just came a little....

Army of Douche-ness
 

I can honestly say the guy on the far right is a freind of mine...not NY, Chicago.
 

Robert Downy, Jr. was awesome in "Less Than Zero". And by awesome I mean gut-wrenchingly depressing.

But there was Jamie Gertz...

Oh yes, there was.

Dude on the right looks like his cousin dragged him away from his Civil War diorama collection in the spare room for an excrutiating night out.
 

*excruciating

Sorry.
 

i'm a big fan of hispanic Joe Pesci on the right.
 

...and I didn't realize that John Leguizamo was still alive and partying.
 

Before I stuck a rusty nail in my eye after seeing this, I could have sworn I saw something that looked like a Down's Syndrome version of Johnny Cash on the right hand.
 

Joe Peeshit on the right is a club lurker. On the hunt for drunk young males so he can pump their dirtpipe in the alley behind the bar after closing.

Plus, he sneaks into everyone's photos.
 

Haji OmDouchealot on the right will soon be eating curried rat balls from the sucking chest cavity of Derek Douchelander.

Hott in red...sweet face, nice lil rack...from behind..facing the mirror..tossing that blond mane like Shetland Pony.
 

This thread contains so many nuggets of win....

Depak Chopra
Joe Pesci
Down Syndrome Johnny Cash
Manny the Temple Gardenr
Oompa Loompa
Florence Henderson & Wesson Oil

The collective genius of this blog is staggering..and by staggering i mean nut-busting, coffee-spewing, wife-thinks-I'm-insane, laughter.
 

Who let cindy brady in the club? lower left
 

I think that is Tryst Nichtclub Las Vegas, and That bottle is PJ. Like $1200 per btl. But I think these dudes are like princes of Dubai