Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The White Lion
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Chin Strap has appeared previously on the site somewheres, but your humble narrator in all things boobies/chinstrappy, The DB1, can't find his socks again. I've generally located them to the living room area.
So while I look for my socks, I will only reiterate my desire for all chin strap facial hair configurations of the world to simultaneously burst into flame like flickering lighters when 80s metal powergroup White Lion finally slows things down and plays When the Children Cry.
That's right. I just made a White Lion reference.
I blame the chin strap. It's inhibited my cognitive synapses. But ambiguously Persian Hott is all that is soothing and calming. So there's that.
Chin Strap has appeared previously on the site somewheres, but your humble narrator in all things boobies/chinstrappy, The DB1, can't find his socks again. I've generally located them to the living room area.
So while I look for my socks, I will only reiterate my desire for all chin strap facial hair configurations of the world to simultaneously burst into flame like flickering lighters when 80s metal powergroup White Lion finally slows things down and plays When the Children Cry.
That's right. I just made a White Lion reference.
I blame the chin strap. It's inhibited my cognitive synapses. But ambiguously Persian Hott is all that is soothing and calming. So there's that.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:08 AM 
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Haven't I seen this hott before?
But you know what this is? My new fuckin chin strap.......
But you know what this is? My new fuckin chin strap.......
# posted by 
: 10:09 AM
: 10:09 AM 
I believe the chin strap is a guide; follow the line with your hunting knife.
And that chick has two chin straps above her eyes.
And that chick has two chin straps above her eyes.
good catch Anon. I never forget a hott. Sometimes I'm too lazy to look for them, but The spank bank is never wrong.
# posted by : 10:22 AM
: 10:22 AM
Wow he then replaced oil dribble from last week to a full fledged chinstrap, this guy is as malignant as lung cancer
# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
hey baby i have a cutlass...supreme
and being a lebanese lybian she just needs to fake it til her trust fund is vested in her name
and being a lebanese lybian she just needs to fake it til her trust fund is vested in her name
# posted by : 10:34 AM
: 10:34 AM
I can't blame him TOO much for the chin strap as it distracts from the encroaching double chin and jowels.
I'm pretty sure this dude is in the Joey Porsche posse--check JP's myspace page, ya digg?
--Thin White Douche
--Thin White Douche
# posted by : 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
Wait
Wait
I never had a chance to Bleeth you
At least this guy isn't flipping the bird.
Wait
I never had a chance to Bleeth you
At least this guy isn't flipping the bird.
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
She should cut the heads off of those catepillars over her eyes...and show me her boobies...
He and TA would make great lovers.
He and TA would make great lovers.
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
I thought this was one of Joey Porsche's Crew.
Isn't this him in the back?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/10/joey-porsche-and-friends.html
Isn't this him in the back?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/10/joey-porsche-and-friends.html
# posted by : 11:26 AM
: 11:26 AM
if i had arms like that, i'd dare someone to say anything about my stupid beard. but i don't have arms like that. why, just this morning i was walking down the hallway and one of my coworkers says to me "dude, you have a piece of string hanging off of your shirt."
and i said "no Steve, that's my arm."
true story.
and i said "no Steve, that's my arm."
true story.
Am I the only one to think the "hott" looks more dude-like than does the 'roid-junky to its right?
# posted by : 11:58 AM
: 11:58 AM
goddamn you DB for putting that shitty song in my head!!!
and oh yeah, hott needs to lick my love pump....
and oh yeah, hott needs to lick my love pump....
I disagree with 11:58 Anon. Hott's chin is a little pointy, but shave an inch off both brows, and she does it for me in a big way. Try moving your cursor over the right brow to see what I mean.
# posted by : 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
That is a hott. Holey Shit. Persian? eh..perhaps no..
I'm going to say carribean, likely Dominican Republic.
LOL!! ChinStrappage!
I'm going to say carribean, likely Dominican Republic.
LOL!! ChinStrappage!
The hott is.... mildy warm. I think it's the obvious fact that she waxes her unibrow daily.
Speaking of waxed eyebrows, what kind of douche-roid waxes his eyebrows?
Speaking of waxed eyebrows, what kind of douche-roid waxes his eyebrows?
# posted by : 1:26 PM
: 1:26 PM
Doesn't white lion look as if he is related to tighty armani??? or is it just me?
# posted by : 1:45 PM
: 1:45 PM
Here they are: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/04/friday-haiku_11.html
He should give her her eyebrow back and wipe off the hair that's dripping down his face.
He should give her her eyebrow back and wipe off the hair that's dripping down his face.
More from "11:58 Anon", AKA me... If you cover up its nose and mouth, it does look distinctly female. If you don't, however, it looks very much like something you'd see wandering down the streets of San Francisco at 2 AM with severe 5-o'clock shadow, itching its package as it staggers in a drunker stupor. Face is way too square to be a chick.
# posted by : 2:57 PM
: 2:57 PM
That is truly one of the most ridiculous beards I have ever seen. Why go to the effort of shaving it like that? It's so thin. He's so fucking cool with his sleeveless shirt and his "You lookin' at me?" face. I hope him and his cousin both get AIDS.
# posted by : 2:58 PM
: 2:58 PM
I'd like to see the look on her face when she discovers that his twig and berries are the size of a twig and berries after all the juice this guy's been taking. "How many cycles bro?" He'd be perfect for a remake of the classic SNL skit, "How Much Do You Bench?".
# posted by : 3:03 PM
: 3:03 PM
Though the point has already been stated, I will add support: this is indeed one of Joey P's "boys". I believe his display name on Myspace is "Big E". I've seen his profile, and he's a model/personal trainer...or as he spells it, "model/persanal tranor". He seems to enjoy posting pictures of himself wearing underwear.
# posted by : 3:42 PM
: 3:42 PM
i think his face is more feminine than hers.
her monobow is growing as i speak.
she would have a hairy ass.
her monobow is growing as i speak.
she would have a hairy ass.
# posted by : 7:37 PM
: 7:37 PM
I could be wrong, but lurking behind the Hott, is that the "Unabomber" in the grey hoodie???
# posted by : 12:13 AM
: 12:13 AM
Ease up on the roids douchebag -- your starting to look like a cartoon character. Maybe he-man. Hey wasn't he-man gay?
# posted by : 6:58 AM
: 6:58 AM
As Persian hott's benevolent president and supreme leader I would have offensive douchebag arrested for anti-revolutionary activities and flogged in a public square until his pout of self-satisfaction was reduced to a whimper of self-defecation.
Her I would roll up in my Persian carpet and spirit away to my palace in the sky where I would read her "1001 nights" while sucking on her toes. She would feed me delicately scented melon.
Yes, call me crazy (everyone does), but I'm exotic and disturbed that way!
Her I would roll up in my Persian carpet and spirit away to my palace in the sky where I would read her "1001 nights" while sucking on her toes. She would feed me delicately scented melon.
Yes, call me crazy (everyone does), but I'm exotic and disturbed that way!
# posted by : 8:59 AM
: 8:59 AM
Is it just me, or does this hott resemble one of those bubble butt Brazilian ladyboys you see on "the Internets"? You know the kind we all bang when on business trips to Sao Paolo and Rio?
# posted by : 3:40 PM
: 3:40 PM
that girl is more than beautiful, that girl is a white lion. not so sure about the "man" to the left.
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