Has *anyone* in this picture committed to one particular gender?

--Thin White Douche
 

check out the low self-esteem on her!
 

If that bleeth will walk on my back and give me the happy ending, cool. If not, meh.

Microscrotes.
 

Hey weren't they on WWE the other night? Right after the Clinton vs Obama match... http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=82793
 

The horror. The horror.

Apocalypse When This Picture Was Taken
 

aww his eyeliner is running. ok, someone needs to feed these two cause you could fit them through those bars. id kick him in the nuts after that creature attached to pink...thing...moves.
 

Is this Captain Jack Spackle?
 

As hot as the two bleeths are, there is no one I wouldn't fire bomb. The hottie on the left might be salvageable, but why take chances? I Hate this man's face SOOO much that I'm willing to call her acceptable losses. Breakage. A shame, but if ya wanna make omelette's and all that. The one on the right looks like her legs are being eaten by furry dogs. The glasses are actually so big they are drawing my attention away from her lack of clothing.

And the guy. Sigh. THE GUY. The Douchedanna. The big eyeliner, creating an eye of osiris effect. And that ohhh so punchable jaw. Society is a sick place.

Uncle Phinn
 

By the power of Xenu I cast thee demons OUT!
 

Speaking of Postmodernity, I'm hoping to god this is just a perfomance art thing. I'd entitle it... "Unwholesome Threesome."
 

scats deer is an anagram for descartes and is also one of xenu's favorite hobbies
 

His vagina is bigger than both of theirs.
 

Definitely looks like it was taken at a wrestling match. Maybe his gimmick is he's an immense douche. Mission accomplished.
 

I knew I shouldn't have hit Refresh just before leaving for the day...this certainly could have waited until tomorrow morning. The manscara does it for me.
 

Now THIS is a douchbag.
 

Red Bull gives you doooooouuuuche!
 

He shouldn't wear so much eye makeup--it makes him look cheap.

What is life? What is love?

What is love, indeed? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
 

of the many disturbing aspects of this crime scene, my eyes are magnetically drawn to coffee lingerie pre-Bleeth's Chewbacaa boots. Maybe she had some Grey Goose with her Red Bull?
 

You can take the Robert Smith out of the Boy, but you can't take the Boy out of Robert Smith.
Turdacious
 

Id bang the one on the right and expect to be on some sort of meds or applying special ointments for a few weeks after, but it wouldn't be the first time.
Turdacious
 

Huh, when did they open a Douchebag Zoo. Looks like the hotts fell in the enclosure, apparently during mating season no less. Luckily, somebody had a Red Bull and a camera to distract the creature, but one seems already infected.
 

I'm going to poison the Red Bull and Grey Goose supply in America and free DB1 from ever having to look at another picture like this.

Think about it, we see what he posts, not what he views. The man must have the blood pressure of a 500 pound man with a 5 pack a day habit who eats nothing but McDonalds.
 

I feel a strong monthly contender here.

by the way, "strong monthly contender" is what my wife has named my cock.

ba DUM bum.
 

i would totally tickle that one on the rights butthole with my tounge...then eat her pussy while swallowing valtrex for preventative measures...
 

that stupid bitch sawed off Chewabacca's lower legs and is wearing them for boots. KILL HER!

fuck these ridiculous people.
 

Yet another day in which DB1 has outdone himself. You're right, mc; I can hardly imagine the damage all these photos have done to his health. Is douchosity contagious through digital viewing?
Nothing in this photo is salvageable. Least of all those goddamn boots.
 

scrotarrific @ 6:29...

Love the Fletch Lives reference...
 

I douche, therefore I suck.
 

I really hate this guy. I wouldn't dry hump his leg even with Plinky's mom's crotch.
 

He has:
Shirtless: check
Mandanna: check
Wrist bling: check
"Ab"ing it up: check
Hand gesture/point: check
Facial farm: check
Undies/shorts under pants: check
Douchedrink: check
Bleethe: CHECK CHECK

it really stinks of poo, Tag, and badussy.
And the LBFM has 2 black widows on her face. Giant ones.
 

Can chicks be douchebags? Because if so the chick on the right is a fe-douche. This makes me think, are there pictures of normal guys with fe-douches out there?
 

god.....damn.....it
 

Anonymous said @ 8:26 PM:

Love the Fletch Lives reference...

Holy cow. Nobody gets my references. Ever. Are you a hott? If so, will you marry me?
 

Oh look kids a giant human fly has landed on a giant piece of douchebag shit, grab the camera!

USS Douchenbag
 

I was on my way to the gym one evening and it was winter. I was freezing my arse off and had extra clothing on over my shirt and shorts. Almost at the gym and I see this guy "abbing" it up, walking down the street with long pants and no shirt on. I wanted to jump out of the car and commit GBH on him right there and then, but I had a personal trainer who was big on tardiness. Since then, I have been developing a "Fat-gun" to instantly turn these posers into insipid, pale, flabby forms of their former selves!

Well, not really, but if I had, I would use it on this fool...

Trixie la Bouche
 

is it just me or does the chick on the right look like a 'small person'? they're all kneeling and come up to her shoulder, her legs are like 2 feet long? i'm so confused!!!!!
 

They should all be fed into the wood chipper. Feet first.
 

this pic makes me feel physically ill.
 

Ever heard of the band "Turbonegro"? Well he looks like the lead singers little sister.
 

This could be the first time the bleeth brings me more rage than the bag. And that says a lot with his Scotty Welan bag.
I would take supercop on the right back to colonial times just to give her a good caning. Then I would make her churn butter and then drown her in it. Yes, of course I would remove her pretty lingerie and make her give liberty to my John Hancock first.
 

New SAT Question:

Yetti boots is to bleeth as _______ is to douche.
 

ya know if bam margera did 90 days in county he would come out looking exactly like this guy...
 

It's nice to see Jigsaw kick back between Saw sequels.

Those aren't boots. Her razor gave out from shanking hanks of hair off of her pits and poon before she could get to her calves.
 

She should try hedge-trimmers -- they are less likely to dull.
 

without tooting my own horn, might i say that i'd break a girl this size in half. then i'd return her glasses to the State Trooper she stole them from.
 

Is that eye shadow or shit stains around scots eyes?
 

Is that eye shadow or shit stains around scots eyes?
 

That's it -- I will never drink a Red Bull again -- the Doughebaggers have finally ruined it for me.

Hots home with me -- now
 

And people wonder if a father is important to a child's life and upbringing. This picture makes me sad.
 

This looks like some sort of gay, sports-themed Mad Max party. Where in the hell do people go dressed like this?
 

You are right DB1, there truley is no hope for mankind.

This picture just makes me sad.
Sad Kermit kinda sad.
 

the most disturbing thing about this picture to me is the shiny happiness in the pirateedoff eyes of the douche and the scary possesive jolity of the almost normal looking chicha to the left....what about the fe-douche makes them so happy?
 

I don't know what I like less about the one on the right - the hideous glasses or the fur boots she stole from Atook.

The one on the left is at least a Stage 1 Bleeth, but I have to admit to liking the trashy purple garter.
 

heidi fleiss has got to stay out of the tanning booth..
 

Proving once again: the hotter the girls, the bigger the douche.
 

The one on the left looks like she might be at some sort of theme party and might be salvagable.

The one in the middle has taken the eyeliner to a new height never before seen by these eyes. Could he be an example of a new douche subspecies, the Emo 'bag?

But the one on the left, the one on the left. I think that this is definetly a first. A Bleeth of such utter and complete contamination that we may need to guard against the never before seen female to male transmission of the Grieco virus. If this is the case I fear for the future. No one will be safe from this scourge......

No one.......
 

The only thing that can help this pic is 5 gallons of nit soap and a Wagner Power Painter....love the "never mind the other two, I'M STILL A NICE GIRL" look on the chic on the left
 

is it just me, or are those massive sunglasses big enough for her to use as her bra?
 

if this pic is taken at a rave, and these barely legal candy rave hotts are high on mdma, then supplier 'bag needs to find his effeminate mirror image man love and just back away from the bleeths.

especially stunner glasses hott. she's so dainty and tacky. it makes me want to have sex whilst standing, supporting her 90lb frame by hoisting her from under her thighs and riding until the TRIPLE STACKED BLUE SUPERMANS wears off.
 

This has GOT to be some kind of staged freak side show exhibit ala the Carney's of the early 20th century.

See the Bearded Lady!

See the World Smallest Horse!

See Not One, Not Two, But Three..YES THREE of the World's Biggest Douchebags.

(PS - that, um, chick on the left is the scariest goddamn thing i've seen in a week.)

Grizzly Foot "love you long time" has got potential.

Mr. Redbull, mandana, eyeliner should be strung up "A Man Called Douche" style with railroad spikes through his pecs.
 

Fishnets & Chewbacca boots....
damn its so wrong its right.
 

I'm sorry but to qualify the circumference of your leg must be larger than my arm. Cambodian hooker fails.