1st!
 

COCKADOODLEDOUCHE! Rooster Todd needs to pull up his chinos and step away from the asian girl slowly. He can take taste buds and flash dance with him.
 

i'm assuming that those marks on the mirror were made from toothpaste spittle, but it's even funnier when i pretend it's semen.

$100 says the brunette holding the camera has a voice that sounds like a chain-smoking diesel train.
 

Somebody busted a whole lot of pimples on that mirror. Little waxy plugs everywhere. But as disgusting as it is, I prefer focusing on the mirror spooge instead of the people. Fuck you too, ladies.

p.s. I will give props to middle skank for wearing jean shorts that are exactly 7 threads long, though.
 

Gross! They're all disgusting.
 

those hotts have to be underage...

Army of Douche-ness
 

those hotts have to be underage...

Army of Douche-ness
 

I'm ready to die now
 

@samuel....dude, call me a purist, but the only website i'll ever visit that has the words "hot chick" and "douchebag" in it, is this one.

copycat hot-links are not wanted around here. granted, it's a sincere form of flattery, but still....not cool or original.

douche on.
 

Army of Douche-ness,

I actually don't believe they are. They MIGHT be too young to drink, but these are college girls to be sure. They appear to be zipping down the Bleeth Super Highway but they are not so far along in their journey that I would not teach them things their parents wished they didn't know. I also would go to great lengths to incite these three fine young ladies into an girl on girl on girl on me free for all.

The douche himself seems amiable enough. Just enormously self possessed and not so bright. I might turn a fire hose on him for entertainment value. But I actually think that under the right circumstances this guy would actually think that was fun.

Douche he may be, but he does not inspire me to murder or hate. Tag'im and free'im.

Uncle Phinn
 

It's Three Dog Night and their one groupie.
 

Asian Hott looks like she's saying a prayer for silly American Bleeths.
 

Asain hott with the cute little nose may be redeemable. All the rest are lost causes.
 

I'm going with Finn on this one.

Jason Bateman bag does not bring me to raging fury. He does, however, deserve a swift kick in his cocksucker.

On the other hand. The asian broad in the middle deserves a king sized portion of agent orange. If she only knew how hot she wasn't. She looks like like the whore you leave on the corner for the much choicer whore down the street. She should get kung fu kicked back to math class. The blond sucks too. 80s Madonna called and she wants her shirt back...kill yourself.

Now, my Bejing Princess on the left, I'm sorry I got so angry. Let me take you out for some General Tso's. Of course I'll let you get the special. Let's get the green tea ice cream to go, as I want to get home and put my feng shui in your morimoto.
 

choadling and mini-bleeths

the fu is for fishslap
 

@ samuel. I didn't click on your link, nor will I ever. The line about the emo kids in Tijuana: Not funny. Kinda like your website.
 

Note to "Samuel," please stop pimping your site that directly ripped off my site in my comments threads. It's bad enough there's about 10 sites ripping me off right now, but you don't have to come into my threads to do it.
 

I don't know, there's something about ansel adams hott in the middle that i like. If she holds her tongue there long enough, i have a thermometer for her, you know, just to check her temperature. might be some disease that makes her flip herself off while taking a picture in a mirror.
 

"There were four things from which the Master Douche was entirely free. He had no formal education, no discernible intelligence, no shirt, and no shame."
-The Analects of Condouchius
 

This photo should serve as a billboard in support of abortions... up to 3 years of age.

God help us for allowing these four to live and later meeting up in this truck stop bathroom.
 

Um.. what exactly is one insinuating when one flips off a mirror. Im guessing subconscious self-esteem issues
 

I'm gonna give young Ashton Kutcher here a pass... I just hope he stops to smell the roses, 'coz this is as good as gets...
 

I agree with "sophmore" ... this dude totally gets a pass from me ... in fact I want to send him a message ... "Broski .. holla ... I totally wanna party with you AND your "friends!!!"
 

Dear Asian hott.

Please leave the room. You are too good for this bunch. Mom and dad would disown you if they found out. THe shirtless bag will only try to get you to make out with the other chicks while he acts like he can't believe it. Better yet, kill the douche, make out with the chicks.
 

I hate these MySpace douches! I would say give young Tommy Lee a pass but I don't see any armpit hair so he probably shaves them. Douche Move!
 

It looks like that face is superimposed onto the body.

Like they took the face of a future CEO and stuck it to a douche.
 

I think those splatter dots were created when the room reached maximum douchosity and every inanimate object in the bathroom exploded. Brunette Simmons hott is hacking up a toothpaste lid that flew down her throat. She is in the process of further dislodging it with her well-manicured middle finger.

But to be perfectly honest, this picture cheers me up. These seem like normal folks to me, just a little drunk. And shirtless. And slutty. I wish to party with them.
 

Goddamnit, I don't care if this guy is a complete douche. I want to be him.
 

I'll bet the room smells like apple and cinnamon air freshener blended with the delicate odor of tequila puke.
 

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Ashton Kutcher douche's hair looks like he just fucked a light socket. Or maybe he just noticed that camera-holding skank is growing fungus on her tongue.

I wouldn't bang her with somebody else's dick.
 

This looks like one of those Korean horror movies right before the psycho comes in and starts dismembering everyone with a pick-axe.


Which we can only hope for.
 

I say Mr. Shirtless is not a douche. No gel, no bling, no stupid hand gesture, but no shirt. Unless it takes three douchettes to make one douche; which, in that case, is one math problem I wish never to find the answer to.
 

That's Jim Carrey before he became a star. Now he's just an annoying douchebag. Tank cleaner bitch with her tongue out can come over and clean my aquarium and by aqarium, I mean my toilet bowl.
 

Jesse Camp? We hardly knew ye...
 

i would like to insert brunnettes long finger into blondes ass, as deep as it can go, which is farly deep, what a finger.
 

I don't know ... it is just so hard to rip on a douche whose infectious smile conveys his totally intoxicating joie d'vie ... rip on him? .. like anon at 5:06 I wanna BE him!!
 

Oh I'm taking my picture with my rebel friends while giving the finger! Take that, society! Today my rocker friends party, tomorrow we make the Anarcho-Maoist revolution!
Okay, Sid and Nancy was annoying when they came out, but it's even more annoying when it's two or three generations down the line and people are still tacking onto the same horseshit.
Ladies, a rule of thumb. If the guy hanging out with you takes more time to do his hair than you do, he's a douchebag, not some wild man.
 

All get a pass. Looks like a bunch of headbangers gettin' ready to go to the show.
 

I might be jealous if these chicks were actually hot. They are mediocre at best.
 

Look "Fuc" and "mi" accompanied by Norwegian vanilla as first dish! :)

The rock douche will die horrible in an accident involving a Ford pinto, 3 Llamas and whale's sperm