Yo! Yo! Yo! Pink Popper in the Hizzy!

- Douchey Smurf
 

I think that one in pink is really a chick.
 

Suburban rich kids (possibly) keeping it 'for reals'. Either that or the wait staff at Le Bistro taking a few minutes to goof around before their shift starts. In either case the hott is barely legal and the douche is just a hatchling.
 

This Kiddie Douche has bigger problems then his current fucked up issues. Look at that ass for a face...he will not age well.
Turdacious
 

That sausage king belongs nowhere near Chicago. If he and FishSlap were both at the club at the same time........ The world would end.
 

the only sausage he is King of, is his boyfriend's.

not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

DB1....Let me finish that last sentence.

"Or How his dad's secret collection of male erotica allowed him to tolorate his hott mom long enough to fertilize this waste of life."
 

The kid looks like Phil Leotardo after the SUV rolled over his face.
 

nice photo of the Axe samples -- I like the instructions of only "one per 'male' gym member." why am i not surprised that the area code for the phone number is in New Jersey? Douche on!.
 

this is mclovin's little brother. mcfelchin.
 

"Hey! I don't pay you guys to take pictures and play around back here. Turner! flip that collar back down and pick up that mop. Karen... get your ass back up to the hostess station. Time to lean... time to clean people."
 

does anyone know gaybag sign language?
 

I just see two young ladies posing for the camera.

Nothing to see here.

Move along.
 

Isn't there something just 'lowest common denominator' about refering to a cologne or scent as a "bodyspray"? I don't refer to toilet paper as "asspaper", although that's exactly what it is. Too literal.
 

@turdacious

I agree, although his face has already aged poorly, and the poor little bastard is only 15. You know how all babies look like grumpy old men when they're first born? This choad's face must have looked like a grumpy old man's ass when he was born.

I especially like the "one sample per mail gym member," too, like the prescription medication warnings that tell pregnant women not to handle certain pills or else they might cause birth defects. Maybe Axe causes retroactive birth defects, like bleethyopia.
 

This is the stupidest looking choad we've seen on this site since ... ... ... yesterday.

What a fool.
 

I always thought it was abe frillman. Huh. Weird.
 

The universe would end before a computer could finish calculating the odds against him ever touching her. Or another other woman. Or so I hope, because otherwise I have to gouge out my eyes with a spork.
 

you are not metal, young man. put down the "rawk!!!" gestures, thank becky for posing with you, un-pop the collar, and get back out front and pick up mr. willingham's bag for the back nine. fun is only allowed during off time.
 

This retard is more pussy than a housecat.


Sorry for the slam on retards.
 

Haha! "You touch me, I yell rat."

- el doucharchi
 

As I recall Abe Froman was "devistatingly handsome". This chromosome missing choad does not appear to meet that criteria. He does look to have the Sausage King part down though.
 

Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young douche who thinks pink is manly and his vagina is a penis -Abe Froman, this one's for you.
 

The pink shirt, the popped coller, the incredible hair, the I love you in sign language... Where is my gun... and what is she doing?? Hugging herself to avoid contact with this d-bag???
 

Cheerios is made by General Mills. Completely ruined the paragraph for me.
 

Cheerios is made by General Mills. Completely ruined the paragraph for me.
 

...No it's not a question about the free Axe samples...it's just...

...I just wanted to talk
 

Talk about a douche... someone pilfered my name and my password no longer works. Whoever is posting under T.J. Douchemanzadeh now should become Douche of the Weak....
 

"What are you in here for? Douche?"
 

these two are cute...c'mon now...they are wanna be douchies, problem is, he's a fag, maybe doesn't know it, so he shows his 'manhood' by displaying scroteable sign language, and she is his fag hag...prolly muff diving in her future...ok, kids, that is cute, now go and serve some mashed potatoes with gravy for some fat tourist and save the bandwidth for the real kings of scrote!!!
go on, now...
 

1983 David Gahan called. He is not happy about a pink popped collar.
 

This dude should be taking something for that. That is a very bag case of collara.
 

The girl on the left looks like a young Scarlett Johanson. Is this "The Douche Whisperer"?

Tell me that kid doesn't get his ass kicked weekly.