Get a suit tailored already buddy! But the sheer boobie is alluring...
 

Hey braski... did Moms accidently bleach out the brim when she was doing your laundry?

- D. Smurf
 

Hey braski... did Moms accidently bleach out the brim when she was doing your laundry?

- D. Smurf
 

Sorry... I stutter.

- D.S.
 

Now this is a scram!

Now yall know what I talkin 'bout.

Don't be hatin on shit you don't know nuthin bout, bitches....

Sincerely,

HJBB&D
 

oooohhh look!

it's the bastard son of joan crawford and jay leno!!!



NO WIRE HANGARS!!!!
 

I recognize the cheap astro turf. This was taken at Medieval Times in OC.

I want my handprint on this chick's ass and a print of my fist on this douche's jaw.
 

Ha asshole
Pee Wee herman called and said he wants his hat back.

Twice aday douche
 

is today Filipino tranny Friday?
 

Come hither so I may brain thee.

Despite the boobies, he/she/it scares the shit out of me.
 

@steve douchemi

I'm with you--this chick made my unit crawl up into my abdomen to hide. I'll be lucky if I can coax the poor little bastard out before the weekend's over.
 

From The Journal of Modern Medicine:

Abdominal distention is a common condition, which usually results from over-eating, rather than from a serious illness. Simple weight gain, premenstrual syndrome (PMS), or pregnancy can also cause distention.

*Amended 05/09/08

In rare cases, the unconscious swallowing of Axe-infested air can also be a contributing cause of abdominal distention.
 

Where are they....a basement rave club/mini-golf course?
 

Why does my monitor have some sort of rancid festering smell coming out of it when I viewed this douche and tranny tag team?
I pray on all that is holy that I never see anything this nasty or repulsive again. I will say that the suit is dumpster quality.
Is this backstage at some Manila He-She joint?
I wasnt going to start drinking until later but I must make this vision go away.
Johnny Walker Blue here I come.
 

That chic looks like a tranni yet I'm still turned on by her sheer boobiage.

As far as the douche bag I'm sure he was into swing dancing as a teen and liked the movie "Step Up" for its gritty true portrayal of urban life.
 

look at that fucking face...someone needs to beat that douche down with a nine iron.
 

That chick's Adam's Apple is as big as her balls.


Someone needs to fuck this guys mug up with a 2X4 stat!!!
 

holy scrote batman!! wtf is up with jawbone's suit/members only jacket? i swear i can see elastic on the wrist and a zipper on the front. Quick, someone get Joey P. on the phone and see if the rumors of the pinstripe running suit are true. He is the envy of all that douches if it is so.
 

That chick looks skinny and pregnant at the same time.

Dude looks skinny and like Magilla Gorilla at the same time.
 

Justin Timberdouche
 

I'm getting a tanned "Jo from Facts of Life" vibe from this skank/hott. It must be the smile.
 

isn't this dude an actor? i know ive seen him somewhere
 

Jane March has really sunk to a new low, I need to pop in the Lover for inspiration
 

This guy needs to be killed. Stat.

Paging Dr. Kevorkian, paging Dr. Kevorkian....
 

Didn't he play the little brother in Meet the Parents??
 

jogging suit and a pi ladi-boi alls he needed was that hat to top of the night in the basement of the old tractor parts distribution warehouse in downtown omaha at the corner of filbine and fort what a rave what a rave up

oh does my chin make my hat look to small?
 

It looks like he is wearing a urinal on his head.

kingcityDouche
 

isn't this some b or c-level actor douche?
 

It looks like someone shaved a couple of chimps.

Somebody give white hat a banana.
 

I want to kill both of these vermin. They are the UnterDouchen.
 

Tom Waits groping a Latino stripper? And what's with the clothes? The suit's two sizes too big; the hat's two sizes too small.... Did he mug somebody in the parking lot for those threads?
 

Is it just me or is Ryan Gosling pulling wood? Not that I'm looking. Okay, I'm looking, but I swear I was just trying figure out what's up with the Filipina(o) stripper.

-Madeline Kahn's Black Schnitzengruben
 

I spy....areola. Pretty much run of the mill latin honey.
 

this bag of fermenting manure has spent too much time in front of the mirror, practicing the bobby deniro look...."you talkin to me?"..."you talkin to me?"..."no...let me try it again..."
"you talkin to me..."

or, he is a russian mafia reject
 

That looks like Ben Vereen in drag, DB1!
 

That looks like Ben Vereen in drag, DB1!
 

sorry I hit the fucking button twice
 

Prettiest Thai ladyboy of the year, for sure.
 

Somebody give that bitch a sammich.

Also, don't you DARE drag the gloriousness that is Tom Waits into this filth. Asshole.
 

Tom Waits is cool; I have a few of his albums. Facially, this guy resembles him very closely. Tha's not Tom Waits's fault. Get over it. Dickwad.
 

Is that Angel Veil/Rachel Sterling?
 

the dude is joey mcintyre... boy band douche without the band.
 

naw, that's jon abrahams from scary movie. that shite is on now. knew he looked familiar.
all this to say- still a douche.
 

Look at the hands, wrists and neck (we can't see the waist and hips). Not a tranny. Sure the jaw is a bit strong, but what else screams tranny here?