This guy is such a Douche, that i would venture to guess that he bleeds vinegar. Oh and nice "stash" and by "stash" i mean boobies.
 

as much as I hate this guy, for what it's worth he was painting his nails black as early as 99.

Douche-face Killa
 

I love you Douchebag1, you are truly a genius. A finer wordsmith there never was...
xo
Andrea
 

boobies
 

Maybe he's from Menudouche. Or he "plays" with them.
 

genepool left, cesspool right.
Turdacious
 

Douchey yes, creepy most definetly.
 

Opposites attract!
 

yes, young man those are breastacles. The other species, I am unclear...
 

Escort?
 

Escort?
 

she's the hottest bitch on here, and he's one of the biggest douches.
 

I salute the cleavage. Rather makes one's john thomas sit up and take notice. I would risk severe disfiguration for the opportunity to snort her naval lint through a used bendy-straw.

I suppose there must be a douchebag in the photo too.
 

This douche is the man...making girls cream in their pants after they fork over their hard earned money and buy his albums. Too bad his target audience was born in the 90s and earned that money with their paper routes. Don't get too high on yourself with your gay leather jacket straight out of "the Birdcage". Most of those girls only had 2 albums to play, yours and the Chipmunks Sing the Blues!
 

A newly augmented Marie Osmond and Speedy Gonzalez on meth leave the hoe down early.

And, by hoedown, I mean I would smack her wide ass with my condom encrusted wang.

Acey-Douchey
 

He has this woman because he was successful and the douchiness was an unfortunate byproduct of his job (this somehow makes me less angry, as if it was not douchiness alone that attracts her to him).

This is like when a coal miner gets black lung, I say we try to help him recover instead of tearing him down.
 

I am almost ready to give this guy a pass. Sure, the "look" he's sporting is a bit contrived, but for Hollywood, and the music industry, it's pretty tame.

The 'stache, however, is unforgiveable. What would you call that thing? A douche manchu?

And the hottie? An alluring mix of Russ Meyer and the girl-next-door. Mmmmmmm.
 

Somebody said it was cool because he's been painting his nails since '99 or some such shit. Look when you are in a boy band there should be a law against trying to look 'edgy'. Look guy... you are/were in a fuuuucccckkkkinnng BOY BAND! The nails aren't gonna save you bra... I don't care if you tattooed an evil eye in the middle of your fivehead, had all your teeth pulled out and replaced with silver wolf fangs, wore a cape and drank baby blood... you're still the boy band guy. Now go smoove that hair down, shave of the two mini-staches and slide into a pink sweater and dockers.

- Douchey Smurf
 

As a former teen heartthrob myself, I say we give the guy a break. It's pretty apparent that Backstreet Boys aren't generating the same kind of cash as back in the 90's. Case in point: This poor guy can now only afford to get half of his facial hair groomed.

-Shaun Cassidouche
 

There is absolutly no excuse for this fucking Idiot,what a trend setting turd he is, the fact he was painting his nails back in the 90's makes it worse.
The hott in the pic is his sister or something, there is no way hes hitting that.. This guy loves pink steel.
Turdacious
 

You know his name. You were part of the Backstreet Boys generation. Whichever one he is, his hair plugs are looking great!
 

You know, she is so hot, that she almost counters his doucheness, to the point that this picture is almost pleasant to look at... almost. But don't get me wrong, I'm still pissed that such a sack can pull such a hot. The thought of his greasy paws touching his flawless body, his ball licking tongue probing deep into her mouth while his face cheese tickles her gorgeous cheeks. The ideal that she runs her perfect fingers through his gel dipped hair, and whispers softly into his ear "Back street, boy", makes me angry... VERY ANGRY!! It's things like these that draws me closer to the darkside.

-Luke Douchewalker
 

Peace, I shop at Dash...


Kardoucheians Rule...
 

This picture is at least 4 years old-he hasn't been with that girlfriend for YEARS. Just saying-at least find a current picture from this decade if you're going to rag on someone.
 

Oh Anon, you have outed yourself as a douche stalker!
 

her...hair=8, face=8, boobies=10, waist/belly=8, ass,(since we can't see it, yet I'll assume its nice)=8, same for the legs=8..for a score of 8.33
him....hair=8, (receding, tinted, AND spiked, not bad!), douche face=8, ( faggy glasses, stupid stache, ear bling),gestures=5,( nothing wrong with the peace sign, but why the black nails?)clothing=7,( nice gay suede jacket!) intangibles=10, (just for being a Backstreet boy), for a score of 6.33, producing a Douchal Quotient of 1.32, which is a very high hott-to-douche ratio, outstanding pic!
'Ol Bagnanimous
 

He looks too much like that ancient wannabe cool dude on the TGIFridays ads. That aside, though, he's got the bug glasses, the 'stash drawn on with a Sharpie, a ring on his middle finger, and is flashing a peace sign, so he's deep into douchebag country.

The chick with the implants is his sister, because a guy like that obviously is more attarcted to kneeling next to the row of urinals of the local cottaging shack. Probably explains why his shirt if yellow too.
 

nothing more pathetic than an aging Dooshbag
2 words for Tawny Kittan: Tit Fuck
 

The legendary scrote clone of Cantinflas! The stories are true! The stories are true!!!
 

baron, way to go the golden age of mexican cinema route, solid call.

I will go the hacky Jeff Foxworthy route:

If your facial hair is groomed to look like a smiley face,...then you might be a d-bag.
 

I give him points for the peace sign instead of the obligatory scissors, but the painted nails puts him back into the red.
 

She has a body made for sin.

He has an appearance made for douche.
 

Not only is he a douche... he's a dumb douche. He cheated on her! In addition to being hot, she is actually a very nice girl. She stood by his side while he was in rehab. Then he cheated on her. DUMB DOUCHE!
 

Ha! This guy is too easy!
 

cantinflas...great call baron, i was just about to say that!!!

this guy obviously worships dave navarro

thats a nice anti hitler...i wonder if melane mounds there has the matching hitler down south??
 

The fact that he cheated on this hot yet "very nice girl", just makes his doucheiness that much more unpleasant. Most of us would give our left nut to be in the same room with this woman, let alone talk to her or even hold her hand. wtf. I'm joining a Boy Band, painting my nails black, going to wear gay clothes, grow cheese of my face and not ever, ever, ever, ever cheat on this woman. Darkside here I come!

-Luke Douchewalker-
 

What horrific acts did this poor soul commit in his former life that made God so angry He brought him back as a Douche in the purest form from head to toe? Someone should throw a couple of coral snakes into his bed while he is sleeping to end the nightmare he calls life.