Oh, I hate that guy.
 

Look at those burned butts in her cup.
 

That "chick" gets around.
 

Somebody is compensating for not being breast fed as a baby
 

Gym Carrey is in Level 2 of 'bagdom. he's not a completely developed 'bag yet, but i'll be damned if he's not trying hard. he's got the right idea though. grab breast, thrust breast upward, bite.

rinse and repeat.

as far a John Mayer goes....he's a fucking douchebag with the face of an investment banker.
 

This guy is a budding young 'bag. We can tell by his overzealous attempt at 'baggery. While a master like Pumpy simply employs the standard, simple boob grab, this guy has to grab it, relocate it slightly, and pretend to bite it. Trying to hard assface.
 

Not a bag.

There *might* be potential for baggery in the future but it looks to me like the backwards baseball hat thing is done more as a utilitarian necessity than for show. That and he has to tattoos to speak of and he's using BOTH hands to properly support Ms. Hott rather than feeling it necessary to flash us the usual I-Am-A-White-Wanna-Be-Gangsta.
 

To Bag, or not to Bag, that is the question.

I say 2bag, and by 2 I mean, he is one, and she needs one.
 

She's got the grease spot
 

bag.
so it's laundry day, a guy's gotta go out, right?

plus, he's got his hott trained to hold his spit cup.

she may get around...to my place!!

ba-dum-bum splish!!!
 

i'll have to vote NOT (yet) on this one, due to lack of: bling, hair gel, designer mall garb, meaningless hand signals and vapid, narcissistic, pouty-face camera pose.

he's undoubtedly a dick, but at least he knows what's important:
Boobies.
 

Not a bag. Budding bag, maybe.

Or maybe a guy out on his bachelor party.
 

He's a minor scrote.

But busty McLunch looks to be a smidge herpiated.

So, maybe it's an overall tie.
 

camo cap, backwards = auburn student.
auburn student = douche
 

Not a bag.
I concur with Douchetoevsky. And by concur, I mean BOOBIES.
 

the earring wants me to say douche, but alas, he is clearly from somewhere in the midwest where they still think earrings are cool.

Were they cool?

However, he does have the biggest herpe i've ever seen growing from his lip.
 

1) I love that the DB1 has an arch-nemesis.

2) 'BAG! you kidding me?

3) Are we sure this is a chick?
 

two shitheads, one cup
 

Maybe I am biased, but I view earrings as one of the douchiest things a man can do to himself. Are earrings alone enought to qualify for 'bag status? No. I know a few guys who have earrings who aren't douchebags, but I immediately subtract some dude points from them. If any of you males have earrings, please do yourselves a favor and get rid of them five minutes ago.

But earrings combined with shaved overdeveloped arms?

Ding, ding, ding. We have a douchebag, folks.

Nothing wrong with working out, but when combined with shaving one's arms and/or legs, this is a clear sign of narcissim of the highest order.
 

Douche credentials: *not exactly grenade tosser but Silicon biter is still a douche move *Putting arm in full out flex position is definitely a douche trait *long, greasy hair is ultimate douche, but hat covers the extent *DUDE, you LIFT, WE GET IT!!!

Non-Douche Saviors: ** NO INK>? **Not exactly a DOuche Grin b/c he is biting a tit, but it is definitely tipping the scales ** Shirt isnt gay or tight enough


MY VERDICT: NOT A DOUCHE... the NON-INK factor weighed to heavily in this decision
 

TOTTAL BAG LOOK AT THE CAMO HUNTING HAT THAT HAS DOUCHE RITTEN ALL OVER IT
 

not a bag imo

looks like tit biter probably is a drummer for some locally known heavy metal band.

i think jon mayer regularly visits this site. i wonder if db1 will have a special place for him in the book...
 

db1 failed to show what mayer did after that picture.
 

I oppose muddling the douche category with other variants of human waste. Imbeciles, eurotrash, muscleheads, hip-hopping teenagers, and, in this case, beefy rednecks, are not to be confused with the douche on peril of making the category into a general slur to use against those we dislike. The camo unfitted hat over dirty (not greasy) hair is an automatic diqualification. This is guy sucks but for completely different reasons. No pun intended.

In addition, the nature of his grin makes me think that this is a normal mating ritual where he is from.
 

I'm glad the internet doesn't come with smell-o-rama.
 

Hold on folks... isn't this that toolbag from Cleveland? Brady Quinn?
 

Looks more like Matt Leinart to me...

All football douches look alike tho.
 

@bcs

good catch on the mayerbag pic.

he's the male britney spears.

without all of the talent...
 

Is that Megan Fox?
 

Is that Megan Fox?
 

I'd say not a douche.
If half the douches on this site were as pumped up as this guy they'd have their shirts off. Or unbuttoned or tied up to expose ribbed abs. I think he's just a big dopey dude. I bet he has tons of douche friends though.

Nice feathered hair on Mayerbag. What a homo. Is it me or is he looking more and more like Raplph Macchio?
 

"Raplph"???? WTF?? Nice typing fuckstick.
 

If there was any justice in this godless world, Mayerbag would be summarily beaten about the head and neck with the rotting corpse of Dave Matthews....
 

Not A bag, backwards hat!, but only so he can work.
Turdacious
 

Upon further review...
Definate douche.
Earring,camo hat and shaved body parts. Thats 7 points on a Douche-meter and he only needed 5. Besides that why is he in a stairwell with the skank? The dorm room was full? He's a butt-stain.
 

oh; this is a relatively new species of douchbag. A College drop out turned roadie for whatever band is currently opening for WhiteSnake. This is a scene from Backstage at "HammerJack's Too" in Dundalk.
 

My gut said "douche", but that's because I hate him.

He's a hoosier; she's a NASCAR enthusiast.

Go back to Nebraska.
 

i wont call mayer talentless. douchebag, yes. but the guy knows how to play guitar. i've heard stuff he's done non-commerically, and he is good.

but gators talented at bodybuilding. doesnt make him less douchey.
 

He's a goob. Southeastern Frat boy I'd bet. I like the sway in her back.
 

His upper arm:lower arm ratio is astronomical. He must purposely neglect his forearms to make his biceps look bigger.

A definite secondary, maybe even tertiary, sign of a douche.

However, I think this guy is a tool, not a douche. He doesn't have enough of the primary douchebag characteristics.
 

Make no mistake, he's a complete and total douchebag. He's also a broke douchebag and is wearing a het because he ran out of hair gel.

It is also important to note his proximity to the trash can, as the reason he's out of gel is his paycheck from the janitorial service hasn't arrived yet.
 

that's just a ripped redneck that loves tittys. i can't label him douche without exploring more of his personality. he works out. he hunts and wears camo hats. he bites a tit that any man would be crazy to turn down. he's not cool, but he's not douche as douche is mocked on this site.
 

he's no more of a bag than she is a skank.
 

@bcs....i completely agree with you on Mayer. you're smarter than i look.
 

I'm almost with you on mere drunk redneck given that he sports RealTree, but he has an earring. In his right ear! That would make him gay, unless there's one in his left ear as well. Minor league douche, but still a douche.
 

without fail. uberdouche.
this really shouldn't be up for discussion.
just because he's not decked out in Miami douche gear doesn't mean this southern prick has a soul.
 

I say beefy redneck but not a bag. I can't see this guy having a white belt under that shirt.

He reminds me of the muscle head retard wanna be banger from "The Hillz". I hate this guy for reminding that I wasted and hour and half of my life watching that dreadful flick. The fact that Paris Hilton was in it only pissed me off more.
 

Honestly, I'm calling her the bigger DB of the two.
 

I am from the heart of the Midwest (North Dakota... obviously) and here this guy would be a douche, but compared anywhere else... not so much. So i'd have to say he is a douche depending on his geographical location.

-North Dascrota
 

Carrey Bag: DUDE!! DUDE!! No dude!! Fukin really dude!! Check this shit!!! Check it!!

Bagling Friends: Oh shit yo!! Carrey tha man!! BRA!! BRA!!

**High Fives and fast nodding occur after shot** Hmmm, by this apes appearance Id say not a bag, got a bit of a quasi-redneck look happening. But like an earlier comment said, it could just be laundry day......

- El Doucharchi
 

Not a bag. Well, not yet.
 

Not a guy I'd hang out with yet but not a full blown douchebag either. He's like a budding young flower, all the douche elements exist in their potentiality. Let's get back to him in a couple of years and notice the blossoming of his douchiness.
 

Clearly a bag...

But might I be the first to point out that the wonderful tan cheetah goddess has a pack of cancer sticks in her hand BEHIND the ubiquitous clear cup...

Which if I'm not mistaken looks as if she is about to spill..

Kind of a Jolie lookin' Hott IMO...
 

'Bag Second Class - By studying all that is 'Baglicious, Gymmy here is trying to be all that is bag - he's not a natural 'bag but well on the way.

While the huge biceps are distracting, he clearly has wrists of steel - which explains the "Desperato" hand gesture which is also known as "A Fist Full of Bleeth" (Also the title of a spaghetti western porn/parody starring "Clits Eastward" - the star with a left dangling clitoris).

She's possibly the town bicycle or maybe just the dorm bicycle - everyone gets a ride.

Ride Gym, ride and put it up wet.
 

Someone please throw both in that well positioned trash can behind them....

I am serious...someone please do it!!!
 

Is the earring, greasy hair, overly developed pecs and smug expression enough to stamp douche?

Yes. Yes it is. Although she's probably a bagette.
 

She looks like the chick in the last pic with Blowtorch, or maybe a twin. Oh the humanity.....

I'll bet he's still wearing the same underwear he's had on all week - plateheads like to brag about that stuff. Kinda looks like Mayerbag on HGH.
 

Gym Carrey = Stage 2.5 douche.

Hott = That lower back curve gives me a tingling... sensation... yeah.

Mayerbag = Serves up the weakest dish of self-deprecation since... like, ever.
 

I'm giving Gym a pass. Probably just some rural hick at a frat party with the stripper who ends up dead in the bathroom.
 

guys. you aren't getting he. he just isn't rich enough to show the outer qualities of a douche.
Douchebaggery is about the inside as well as the out, and you got to understand at the heart of this man is a 6 pack of bud heavy and a shotgun. Douchebag.. please don't fail me on this one.
 

Hott's a butterface. But DAMN that body. Damn that body. Wow... that body. Umph! Yummy.

That's his spit cup, notice the paper towel in there to limit splash. He's flossing a piece of tobaccer out on her nipple tassles.

He may just be a good ole boy, maybe stage one.
 

BAG!
How is it even a question?
Though anon 2:11 has a point ...
 

Fledgling douche at the moment, but has great potential to reach urber-douche status some day.
Its all about practice.
 

Ouch - he's gnawing her nipple like an angry rabid rodent. This is fucking 'bag behaviour alright. His expression is not sexy at all by any stretch of the imagination.
 

ruddy mud face
 

only a douchebag has the audacity to do that... and by that i mean wear a camo hat, not grab a chick's boob and pretend to eat it.
 

bag.
 

My first thought when I saw this picture was, "She's holding a dip cup."

Second thought is that she'll be in pieces in that trash can before the end of the night.

Dude is a jerkoff, not a bag.
 

When I use to wear a camouflage hat I was a redneck. Now the douche are wearing them and they are cutting edge.

Im calling this guy a douchebag on the revenge factor alone!
 

he's a stupid bag, she's a classless ho...couple made in heaven.
 

To determine his douche guilt, sometimes one must look beyond the obvious. The backwards camo hat, reverse Popeye arms, and pretend titty bite all point to douche, yet a merciful jury might give him a one-time-only pass on the grounds that there are no bag hand gestures or pouty lip smirk.

Upon closer examination, Stripper McPosture holds in her left hand the one damning piece of evidence that can't be overlooked: The cup of butts that resulted from passersby jamming the lit ends of their cigarettes into their own eyes after glancing in the general direction of this vapant pairing.

We the jury find the defendant guilty of Second Degree Baggery.

-Judge Scroteph A. Wapner
 

A scene from the new Dickens adaptation, "A Smell of Two Titties".
 

Nottadouche, just a low grade idiot horndog.
 

I always wondered where the inflation nozzle was on those Real Dolls.
 

chick is a slutty piece of shit. anyone that would let someone treat you like that has no self esteem. POS.
 

Hey, Mayerbag made #9 on this list:

http://new.us.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/17793/

You can check it out if you actually care.
 

Not a douche. The lack of personal hygene and inattention to wardrobe are dead giveaways. Don't get distracted by the tit biting; boorish behavior is neither unique to the douche, nor unexpected given the opportunity this dirtbag was presented with. Besides, she's got the deeper tan.