Is this Euro-douche ever going to go away?

And why does he always make the same douche face?

I hope that his "life coaching" business is going well.
 

he lost the Orange Glow
 

"Master and his protege are gonna pump you up."
 

Jail bait is now Gator bait
 

The guy from Scanners is trying to make Gator's chest explode
 

Warning!
Being in the presence of gator may cause hallucinations and unexplined lip puckering.
 

Warning!
Being in the presence of gator may cause hallucinations and unexplained lip puckering.
 

Fortunately, the afterparty for Richard Grieco's funeral was well-attended.
 

Worst costume party ever: Gator attempts to beridge the gap between Stalone in Cobra and Arnold in Commando while his intern forgets to dress up but when put on the spot he embarassingly admits he's supposed to look like John Mayerdouche.

Army of Douche-ness
 

Is the intern also attempting to show some caved-in bird chest?
 

The scene in front of his eyes leaves Tom scratching his head.
 

Elijah Wooddouche needs some douchroids, stat, to become one with the mentor of all douche.

Yes, that was a homosexual subtext.

Those hotts=fail.
 

"WARNING: The the alternating flash from Gator's oiled pecks may cause a sudden onset of seizure."
 

Gator parties with zombies and the undead. The living are just too fucking lame.
 

Is this the lost painting of Hieronymus Bosch – "The Garden of Douchey Delights"?
 

"You know what Gator likes about high school girls? I get older and I'm STILL prettier than them."
 

ZOMBIE AT FOUR O'CLOCK IN STRIPED SHIRT, GATOR!!
RUN!!
HE ALREADY GOT MAYERBAG AND TALL BLONDE!
LEAVE BUXOM BLEETH TO ME!
 

He's got his Gator Blockers on.
 

I need a pepto after looking at the picture again.
 

"Gator: dead since 1997."
 

The Red Carpet was ablaze for the premiere of Mannequin 3: The Gator and Me.
 

"Gator squeezes slutty young brown 'til her boobs pop."
 

"Gator now calls this MENSA meeting in session."
 

"Gator: Hitler's dream realized."
 

Gator and his girl at the mannequin factory.
Turdacious
 

sorry burnsy, you beat me to it.
Turdacious
 

I like how they arranged themselves left to right by increasing chest size. That's just good photography there.
 

Must focus OPtic Blast so as not to injure the hotts...steady...steady...

(the dude in the back the one holding his head)
 

or

I shoulda' had a V8
 

Except for brunette hott, they all have zombie eyes.
 

aaah...my favorite. the divorced, sadistic fiftysomething still hanging on to the shreds of young adulthood...he is former military, law enforcment, control freak with a weakness for young men..in his spare time, he stalks the chicks who decide that he indeed is a gigantic douchebag and turn him down, using his access to priviliged information to find them...dirty mother effer...

his little twink is always a fallback option tonight, but it looks like these two beautiful but dumb hotties are well caught in the tractor beam of doucheness.
 

Anarchy in the UK.
 

...and this was the moment that the zombie decided he'd be better off looking for brains to eat in another venue.
 

Little brown haired girl has one helluva ass on her chest, makes me want to give anal.
 

@old Bag Eyes-

Hitler's dream realized is one of the most brilliant thnings I've ever read. AMAZING!

Army of Douche-ness
 

This photo was taken moments before Kimmy passed out from ingesting too many roofies.
 

On the set for Weekend at Gator's
 

He once hosted a 400 person fish fry using only his forehead grease as oil.

He once removed a few teeth and smiled at a Jack o'lantern contest for halloween...and won.

When the cleaners loses a button on one of his shirts its okay...

He is "The most Doucheiest Man in the world"

"I don't always drink but when I do its the goose" Gator
 

"OK, I'm standing here in the back left trying to stealthily infiltrate the human race and act like I am not an alien android from another planet, but I've accidentally glued my hand to my hair and my bionic eyes have rolled all the way around and are pointing directly into my head. What in the HELL am I going to say to Zeeptlon when I have to report in?"
 

@old bag eyes

So Hitler was gay, it all makes sense now.
 

The boy from AI grows up and meets the Gator, All the work introducing him to the outside world is now ruined.
Turdacious
 

As Regina, Kelly, and Franco enjoyed the brief 30 second buzz after popping their vials of amyl nitrate, Scott Alexander, his intense eyes blocked by large, dark sunglasses, had a temporary moment of self-doubt that in fact maybe he was not number 1 and that perhaps someone, somewhere, had puffier pectorals and bigger, more defined quads and that he was maybe number two or even three or four and then panic set in like that feeling you get when you wake up and realize you're already late to work and suddenly he found moisture gathering in his eyeballs and then his panic increased two-fold and he was sure that a tear was imminent and goddamn if he was going to let all these people see him cry so he slowly backed away and ran a B line to the bathroom where he shut himself in a stall, sat down on the toilet, and filled the cheap restroom toilet paper with his shame-filled, Gator tears.
 

@ANON 9:29
Fucking funny!
Turdacious
 

Gator's chest-funk leaves dozens dead.

That story next on CNN.
 

The Gator emits a powerful pheremone of Axe and testosterone, leaving its prey in a dull-eyed state of passive vulnerability. As you can see, the female gator on the right is immune to its effects.

It appears the Gator will not go hungrt tonight.
 

Gator wrinkled his face in face more than usual in frustration, his android wingman has initiated shutdown protocols
 

John slapped his forehead in amazement and wonder. The legendary Gator was in his presence. He quickly produced an axe bottle for him to sign, but in order to get a little "work out in" Gator dropped to the floor and started to bench press him
 

"Uncle Gator can we go get ice cream now... you promised."
 

Fred Garvin.........Male Prostitute
 

Ulf had hoped that a night out would take his mind off his chronic erectile dysfunction. But it was only making things worse.
 

"Scott Alexander is all smiles after hearing news that he is in fact #1 [douchebag]"
 

Weekend At Douchie's IV
Starring: Gator and introducing the Remora
 

Even the dude in the background has given up on the hotts because they are in the presence of The Gator and WAZ

-Scrote and Saddle

PS: Has 'WAZ' ever been properly addressed on the site?
 

"Axe now in Top Gun scent"
 

First weekend custody night out with with kids/girlfriend. Hey! Nothing wrong with your daughter being your girlfriend too! Don't judge me! Fear my chest!
 

@old bag eyes

"We are all doomed" reflects zombie in striped shirt as he realizes that the fascists have clearly won the war afterall.
 

chip realized that if he put his ear next to kimmie's, he could hear the sound of the ocean
 

the mind meld between sven and kimmie ended disastrously when everyone in a ten foot circle lost 50 i.q. points and suddenly had the urge to watch t.m.z. reruns
 

revenge of the turds II; turds in paradise
 

@johnny scrotten 10:33

That's really funny.
 

Gator and his "daughter" are members of the Chest Club for Men & Women, while scrotes to the left are, well, just fans of Zach Efron.
 

Stoners Johnny and Lisa (left) pose with the winners of this month's HCwDB Best Impersonation contest.
 

the party to unveil gator's 100 foot tall bronze effigy was an unqualified success
 

In a moment of indiscete PDA ... Gator's boytoy longlingly digs his thousand dollar ruby red nails into his master's massive bulging right lat, as his eyes glaze over at the thought of tonite's dramatic and delectable denouement!!

damn it's good to have the Gator back ... and Robin too!!
 

um, can we get someone from craft services to wipe the ghost nipple off of gator's glasses?
 

Pia Zadora stars in Night of the Club Douche Zombies
 

and then the queen mother royally bitched out prince charles for letting gator host prince harry's 25th birthday...
 

@douchetoevsky

excellent pia zadora blast!!!
 

gator's hot party tip #33...

gaseous ecstacy in the ventilation system. just to loosen things up a bit.
 

burning man:ipswich turned out to be a failure, as the planners failed to realize that bronze doesn't burn...
 

pay no attention to the douche behind the golden curtain!!!
 

kimmie drifts back to the halcyon place in her mind, where puppy dogs play and douchebags think that roofie is something that covers a house...
 

The Gator gazes menacingly at the popped collar next to him, while wondering to himself how someone could actually commit such a fashion faux pas and thinking to himself "What a douchebag."
 

Skip grabbed for his head as he attempted to release himself from the iron grip of Gator's aura. It was too late however, Skip's eyes rolled back in his head, he was forever Gator's minion.
 

Waz blanches at the thought of what will happen to him later tonight ... now that he realized he had forgotten to bring #1's 20 pack of viagra ...
 

GATOR!

Sans orange?

Gator lite?
 

Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be douchebags.
 

Have you ladies seen John Connor?
 

The sequel to Universal Soldier - Universal Bagger:

The first sign the something went wrong with the genome project was when the soldiers stopped in mid subterfuge to remove clothing, apply oil, then preen and flex for eachother and anyone watching.
 

The sunglasses keep the orange glow from stinging my beautiful eyes.... whoaaaaa.... douche to my left, dont hurl on my 1/4 shirt
 

Skip put his hand to his head and exclaimed, "Man, that dude is even a bigger douchebag than I am!"
 

As Topanga hung all over the elusive gray douche, her friend Tara Reid came in with her latest lost puppy...
 

Skip put his hand to his head in disbelievement, he was pissed. "I can't beleive Sven got the job!" Skip heard that Sven had become Gator's personal bag waxer.
 

Gator on the way to the Gym saw a woman with breast bigger than his own and decided she must be destroyed.
This... is the before picture.
 

Jesus...I really,...wow. My brain is working overdrive to absorb and process this picture. Its the kind of image that makes the right hand side of the brain look to left and say: "Geez, it's suddenly dark in here...".

- el doucharchi
 

CAPTION:

" INCEST. No longer a dirty word."

- el doucharchi
 

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
 

I spy an Aviator Gator and he's dipped into his Mom's summer collection to find her finest plunging neckline while Poor Man's Mayerbag pines for Gator Aviator's Bleethed out, arm charm, suckle snacks.
 

"Hello, vould you like to see my etchings? I keep zem in my concrete reinforced basement, jah?"
 

I want the Gator and Pumpy to fight, even though they'd just end up trying to out-douche one another in the weightroom.
 

Gator: Blank and aggressive indeed your stare is, young Padowan, but face the camera you do not. That is why you fail. Also, pathetic your pecs are, and orange you are not. Put your trust in the Douche you must!
 

The only thing more square than these pecs is you!
 

Gator's "chest" has the same molded-plastic look as my sister's old Ken doll.

TREMENDOUS breasticles on black dress.

Mmmm..... funbags.
 

(Implied ahhnold accent)
"ha. I have had so much botox my face shows nothing. right now, I'm pooping, but no one around me can tell. he hee"
 

so old balls
 

Introducing the doucheface killa...

Army of Douche-ness
aka the douche-face killa
 

dad, youre pects are so huuuugh
 

Holy shit, DB1, you scared me there for a moment. I thought the legendary Gator was making a cameo appearance until I noticed the more natural skin tone as opposed to the Florida orange look. Hott on the right needs to be groped feverishly though.
 

...A touch of grey, kinda suits Gator anyway...
 

The tension far past human limits, Gator's mighty pectoral flew open like a barn door and crushed Hello Stripper's eye socket into aquarium gravel.
 

"Everybody act natural but I think there's a guy behind us that's (gulp) losing his hair."
 

"Dude...my boobs are so like bigger than hers"
 

"Hey Kirk, just thought you'd want to see how the Khan is liiiivin!!!"

Seriously though, that guy in the background to the left is someone posting on this site right now. I feel your pain brotha...we all do.
 

Mocking the douche will not make your cleavage any less scary than Gator's cleavage.
 

1986 Cobra- German edition, two mannequins and a midget are out on the town again
 

Where's (zombie) Waldouche?

form mishy pants