Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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Guillermo heard that if you suck out the poison from a herp sore it can help cure the infection.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:26 AM 
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Sliding her hands over Guillermo's chest, Selma discovers indentations that perfectly complement the jutting contours of her swelling breasts. A perfect DoucheFit, at last!
# posted by 
: 8:29 AM
: 8:29 AM
And here we have Guillermo with our very best Norm Abrams sleeveless flannel shirt.
# posted by : 8:39 AM
: 8:39 AM 
"guillermo, if you touch me with those douchelips i will crush these. . . balls? where are your balls?!"
To please his mom, Guillermo tried kissing a girl but then declared: I still prefer cock.
# posted by : 8:42 AM
: 8:42 AM
Guillermo later gave up his fashion modeling career in favor of a traveling salesman of boot brushes.
# posted by : 8:44 AM
: 8:44 AM
In my mouth, i hold the secret of Douche. Allow me to share it with you (and your soul with be mine)
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
The angle of her neck seems to indicate she is resisting him. He wants to lick her tonsils, she wants him to go away. He thinks he's all that, she, well, she's not much in the thinking department. She's a bleeth, but a bleeth third class. More of a dicktease than a bleeth. She'll end up working in a clothes boutique, squirt out a kid, get divorced, and then become an alcoholic. He will end up in a gomerfarm after he walks into a stop sign, or get a job as a bus mechanic working for the city.
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
The last known photograph of Jenny McCarthy before she was scalped by a Native American.
note: i am aware that that this guy is more likely of Mexican decent, and that scalping went out with The Battle of the Little Bighorn.
note: i am aware that that this guy is more likely of Mexican decent, and that scalping went out with The Battle of the Little Bighorn.
On her first day as a candy striper, Betty won an award for saving Dr. Nahasapeemapetilon with mouth to mouth resuscitation, and diagnosing him with halitosis.
-Count Douchekvitch
-Count Douchekvitch
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
A Photo of giant boobs to distract us from what really matters. WHO WON THE WEEKLY????
# posted by : 8:58 AM
: 8:58 AM
after asking for a taste of his hamburger Amber finaly realized he wasn't nicknamed "birdman" because of his hair.
as lou dobbs watched his granddaughter make out with the rooster haired mexican boy, he finally lost it, loaded up his ar-15, and headed towards the border to enforce the only immigration policy that ever made sense to him...murder.
wondering where she went wrong, becca tried desperately to remember where she picked up the frog. she didn't want to make the same mistake again.
and as the nightmare drew closer to conclusion, Dorothy closed her eyes and repeated; "There's no place like Reseda, There's no place like Reseda...."
She regretted kissing him, because afterwards he wasn't a prince. He was still a douche.
# posted by : 9:12 AM
: 9:12 AM
fresh into her official college "experimental phase"...lovely Jessica secretly wished she hadn't taken home Alejandra "Raging Bull" Jiminez, and her fists of fury.
Seeking to rekindle his faltering career, Tom Cruise portrays a post-op Mexican tranny, in the new film, "Pepe McGuire".
"settle down cadets, settle down. Now before we go out to the police academy pistol range for some target practice, we're going to have a lecture on sexual harassment and restraining orders. Now, looking at the picture on the screen; who wants to tell me what they see?"
# posted by : 9:26 AM
: 9:26 AM
Heidi keeps Guillermo's cock ring on her thumb so it's ready when he needs it most.
# posted by : 9:28 AM
: 9:28 AM
I'm noticing more and more Latin guys pictured here. And, by noticing, I mean sticking a soldering iron in my eye.
Are these Lats really DBs? This is the culture they grew up in. Grease, popped collars, cheap jewelry, and loud clothing.
Are these Lats really DBs? This is the culture they grew up in. Grease, popped collars, cheap jewelry, and loud clothing.
# posted by : 9:31 AM
: 9:31 AM
"Ohhh Guillermo, that's either kitty litter on your breath or you've been in the hen house again."
BAA-CAK!
BAA-CAK!
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
"And if you vote for me all of your douchiest dreams will come true."
--Pedro
And Pedro will offer his protection to all the Mormon hotts...
Did I miss any other obvious Napoleon Dynamite reference?
--Pedro
And Pedro will offer his protection to all the Mormon hotts...
Did I miss any other obvious Napoleon Dynamite reference?
# posted by : 9:43 AM
: 9:43 AM
That toad reminds me of Greedo who gets wasted by Han Solo in the first Star Wars movie.
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# posted by : 9:49 AM
: 9:49 AM
Chica thinks: This is certainly not want I expected when I wished... "You quero Taco Bell"!
Ick!
Ick!
# posted by : 10:06 AM
: 10:06 AM
Recently rendered brain dead by contaminated hair jail. Blowfish Douchebag could only repeat the phrase:
"Franks & beans, franks & beans, franks and beans"
"Franks & beans, franks & beans, franks and beans"
# posted by : 10:24 AM
: 10:24 AM
According to The Center for Disease Control, the Bird Flue has now spread across the Mexican Border and into California.
The only known daylight sighting of the elucid PR Chewpacobra attempting to attack a unsuspecting tourist outside of the San Juan Hooters.
# posted by : 11:14 AM
: 11:14 AM
Table 1 illustrates the moment just before the "fight" instinct takes over the "flight" instinct. Table 2 illustrates the "ball ripping" instinct that quickly follows the "fight" instinct.
She thought she had chewed off her arm fast enough to escape the douche, only to be captured again and unfortunately too sober this time.
Yet another benefit to bargain-level Mexican Breast Augmentation is that a "lady" is provided with extra protective cushioning in case of a blowfish attack.
# posted by : 12:39 PM
: 12:39 PM
Last of the Mohicans called - Magua has escaped onto another set and is attempting to face scalp a young debutant.
Migrant Worker robs douche. Luckily, the cleavage smelled taco dip.
Corona Douchetra
Corona Douchetra
# posted by : 2:08 PM
: 2:08 PM 
Aint found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he aint gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die
Walkin tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills gainst mosquito death
My buddys breathin his dyin breath
Oh God please wont you help me make it through
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he aint gonna die
No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he aint gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die
Walkin tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills gainst mosquito death
My buddys breathin his dyin breath
Oh God please wont you help me make it through
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he aint gonna die
No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die
# posted by : 5:50 PM
: 5:50 PM
Magwa hated the white killers, but he had to admit their women were irresistible.
# posted by : 6:18 AM
: 6:18 AM
Actually there's some good poetry in this picture. The hott is boobilicious, and that striped top is oh so inviting to the eyes and hands.
And while rooster douche is straining forward for a kiss, her hand is pushing on his chest and her head is cocked back, as if there is still enough mind left in her brain to yell "he's a douche, keep a safe distance."
That's right, boobilicious. Listen to your inner voice. Stay away, keep away from the douchy miasma.
Then come to the inner voice and let it worship your succulent boobs like you know they deserve to be.
And while rooster douche is straining forward for a kiss, her hand is pushing on his chest and her head is cocked back, as if there is still enough mind left in her brain to yell "he's a douche, keep a safe distance."
That's right, boobilicious. Listen to your inner voice. Stay away, keep away from the douchy miasma.
Then come to the inner voice and let it worship your succulent boobs like you know they deserve to be.
MY PENIS IS VERY BIG AND I HAVE SEX WITH A LOT OF LADIES BECUZ OF IT. NOT LIKE THIS GUY WHO PROBABLY DOES NOT.
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