Monday, May 05, 2008
Diff'rent Scrotes
What chu talkin' 'bout, bitches?
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Bobby Fischer of Douchebaggery. The Gary Coleman of Scrotundery.
A 'bagling so far ahead of his time that he's actually impacting global scrotery in the year 2015 with retro-future pull.
Ladies, he may be cute now. But he'll be the featured castmember of The Surreal Douche before you know it.
Stop the insanity. Get this kid some real heroes to emulate. Like Shaft. And Dolomite.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:02 AM 
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That's not Gary Coleman. That is simply a hunk of shit that came out of black hott's ass.
# posted by 
: 11:07 AM
: 11:07 AM
"Yaw bithes betta recognithe...gimme my cookies and mee-yulk, beeyotch."
This is the worse case of child abuse since the mullet family photo:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3620/2290/1600/MulletFamilyPortrait.2.jpg
This is the worse case of child abuse since the mullet family photo:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3620/2290/1600/MulletFamilyPortrait.2.jpg
Douche lore holds that a new 'bag will rise to bring scroting to a new level.
The One Who Douches Them All
The One Who Douches Them All
# posted by : 11:11 AM
: 11:11 AM
Great parents -- Do you think he call his mom a Ho and a bitch?
Well, I guess if you can't get a babysitter then why not just dress them up and bring them along -- he can start learning how to sell crack early to maximize the household income.
Well, I guess if you can't get a babysitter then why not just dress them up and bring them along -- he can start learning how to sell crack early to maximize the household income.
# posted by : 11:16 AM
: 11:16 AM
I didn't know there was a Baby Gangsta Gap store?
I love the Ebony Princess on the left, I'd be so nice to her. I bet she smells like a sun soaked wedge of cocoa butter.
I love the Ebony Princess on the left, I'd be so nice to her. I bet she smells like a sun soaked wedge of cocoa butter.
# posted by : 11:16 AM
: 11:16 AM
"do any one of you fine ass bitches happen to know who my daddy is?"
xenu sucked on lisa bonet's used tampon and spit this kid out. fully dressed.
xenu sucked on lisa bonet's used tampon and spit this kid out. fully dressed.
Webster's Douchetionary says Skinny Lohan fresh off 5 day coke bender looks hotter than her counterpart.
I want to punch Gary Coleman wannabe, Webster, in the face. He's balling like Eric the Midget
I want to punch Gary Coleman wannabe, Webster, in the face. He's balling like Eric the Midget
# posted by : 11:31 AM
: 11:31 AM
Scrote: Tell me about the Douche Child.
Xenu: Every thousand generations, a scroteriffic child is born, a Douche Child. He has come to rescue us.
Scrote: Rescue us from what?
Xenu: From ourselves.
Scrote: Ah.
Xenu: He is the bringer of Ubiquitous Red Cup. If he dies, Ubiquitous Red Cup will die with him.
Scrote : So, if something happens to the douche kid, the whole world goes to poo?
Xenu: No, The world will become poo because of the kid.
Xenu: Every thousand generations, a scroteriffic child is born, a Douche Child. He has come to rescue us.
Scrote: Rescue us from what?
Xenu: From ourselves.
Scrote: Ah.
Xenu: He is the bringer of Ubiquitous Red Cup. If he dies, Ubiquitous Red Cup will die with him.
Scrote : So, if something happens to the douche kid, the whole world goes to poo?
Xenu: No, The world will become poo because of the kid.
I didn't realize that the Make a Wish foundation was hooking up orgies. Shit, I gotta go get sick.
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
i don't see any possible way this could end up badly for 'lil pimp webster here..
after montessori, he'll be accepted to the Hill School and then have his choice between Stanford, MIT and Yale, where he'll be a legend at Skull & Bones.
Upon completion of his studies, his higest aspiration will be to continue 'keepin' it real', because all he wants to do is bang bitches and drink.
Kudos to you, mom & dad.
after montessori, he'll be accepted to the Hill School and then have his choice between Stanford, MIT and Yale, where he'll be a legend at Skull & Bones.
Upon completion of his studies, his higest aspiration will be to continue 'keepin' it real', because all he wants to do is bang bitches and drink.
Kudos to you, mom & dad.
@Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh
Scrote: 'poo' you say but I say 'scrote.' We must protect the Douche Child at all costs.
Xenu: I concur.
Scrote: We need to find the Douche Child protection within our ranks worthy of his future.
Xenu: I can think of two. The first Douche Protector shall be Old No. 7. The other is DNA Dan.
Scrote: There is reason in you Xenu. Hail.
Scrote: 'poo' you say but I say 'scrote.' We must protect the Douche Child at all costs.
Xenu: I concur.
Scrote: We need to find the Douche Child protection within our ranks worthy of his future.
Xenu: I can think of two. The first Douche Protector shall be Old No. 7. The other is DNA Dan.
Scrote: There is reason in you Xenu. Hail.
Somebody needs to pay Verne Troyer fifty bucks to strut up in there and take care of business. I know he could take the kid... maybe he could run over the toes of the skanks with his Rascal.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
A world record dookie... (south park?)
That's DB1's number DB2...
I like green covered MM on the left, of course I bet she is equally as hot in Turquoise :-)
That's DB1's number DB2...
I like green covered MM on the left, of course I bet she is equally as hot in Turquoise :-)
So the Peeler Club now has a day care program for the strip's offspring while Mommy makes a dollar. Good job peeler hu-ahh's.
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
A scrote is born
He's a douche of means
Then along came boobs
And they were nothin but the bleeths
He's a douche of means
Then along came boobs
And they were nothin but the bleeths
# posted by : 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
"i gots to get me some more white bitchez!!!"
so, serena williams, emmanuel lewis, natalie portman and lindsay lohan all hang out at the strip club together, huh...better call pac man, he prolly feels left out
so, serena williams, emmanuel lewis, natalie portman and lindsay lohan all hang out at the strip club together, huh...better call pac man, he prolly feels left out
# posted by : 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
What's so bad about shorty posing with some strippers? Would you rather he be playing Grand Theft Auto?
# posted by : 12:42 PM
: 12:42 PM
One more pic of this kid should hopefully put him in the hall. Like if he was on the lap of one of the hotts. But some of you are right. Kids should not be allowed on porn sets.
# posted by : 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
Since when did the dress code change at Chuck E. Cheese for the waitresses? Gotta find a neighbor's kid and get down there for a slice.
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
I used to think the worst clip of a child I ever saw was this 7-year old on Ecstasy. I think this tops it.
The one on the left is his mother, I'm sure. Take your fucking kid home and put him to bed, skank.
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
Can a young'n win for bag of the week? Why not?
He has bling, big glasses, bag gesture, tilted yankee hat with the doo rag underneath, and is surrounded by hott. his future is bright. And by future I mean kicks in his undropped nuts, and by bright, I mean coming soon.
He has bling, big glasses, bag gesture, tilted yankee hat with the doo rag underneath, and is surrounded by hott. his future is bright. And by future I mean kicks in his undropped nuts, and by bright, I mean coming soon.
# posted by : 3:03 PM
: 3:03 PM
As these ladies age and awaken from thier place in the douche universe this young man will just be reaching zen douchocity - the forces are in place the end is near.
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
Wait a minute...
this clears muster but we can't comment on the overriding douche-osity of Billy Bob Cyrus and young Miley?
Oh, and middle brunette is smokin'.
this clears muster but we can't comment on the overriding douche-osity of Billy Bob Cyrus and young Miley?
Oh, and middle brunette is smokin'.
BTW - the brunnette in the middle, yes, the one with her hand crammed between her legs..is really, really cute..and by cute I mean 2 minutes of heaven followed by 3 minutes of crying, then powdered donuts.
Maybe he's got a disease and his last wish was to dress like a douche and be surrounded by bitches
# posted by : 6:22 PM
: 6:22 PM
Dude, DB1, it's Dolemite, with two e's; I'm sure you recall :)
This photo is in a heart-shaped frame on some grandmother's mantelpiece.
This photo is in a heart-shaped frame on some grandmother's mantelpiece.
Brunette in the middle would get it hard. Real hard. For like less than 30 seconds, then flacid. Then some green tea sweetened with honey, then professional wrestling on tv.
# posted by : 9:09 PM
: 9:09 PM
9 years old and spillin bleethe like a fkkn pro. I am incredulous. We see the young Bobby Fischerdouche, nay, the Beethoven, the veritable Doogie *gasp* Howser of Douche here. Prodigal in every sense.
He.Has.Peaches.Point.
ima go hyperventilate.
He.Has.Peaches.Point.
ima go hyperventilate.
# posted by : 12:34 AM
: 12:34 AM
Hey bird, did you see a little gangsta midget, floatin' in the tree. With Bleeths.
# posted by : 4:35 AM
: 4:35 AM
With all the hott's around someone needs to teach this kid the shocker. Then, and only then, would mini-flav qualify for the Hall of Douchebaggery.
# posted by : 7:09 AM
: 7:09 AM
http://www.myspace.com/masgrandequetu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chQIqKsrftc
that is all. Miguelito in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chQIqKsrftc
that is all. Miguelito in action
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
Many of you are clearly racist. adult men jealously mocking other adult men is one thing, but making fun of a kid is just sad. i used to like this site, but it seems more and more to be a haven for overly judgmental losers.
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