Thursday, May 01, 2008
DNA Dan Has A Thought
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I really wish people would notice my intellectual, sensitive side. I find Norse mythology capitvating as well as its hold on post-modernist cultural propagation... do you guys want to join our discussion group?
She is a prime, Grade-A, #1, 1986 Mary Stuart Masterson hott.
He lives in a cave.
I dub them, Filet Magnon...and I weep.
He lives in a cave.
I dub them, Filet Magnon...and I weep.
# posted by 
: 11:39 AM
: 11:39 AM
Excuse me one minute while I run to Home Depot to buy a 2X4 so I can crush my monitor.
# posted by : 12:05 PM
: 12:05 PM
"I am strong like gorilla. Pretty lady soft and yielding like nerf ball."
(Apologies to The Simpsons.)
(Apologies to The Simpsons.)
"In this case , however, it is difficult to understand why the ego's awareness of the experience should be classified as a case of self-awareness."
I have a feeling, it's a feeling,
I'm concealing, I don't know why
It's just a mental, sentimental alibi
But I adore you
So strong for you
Why go on stalling
I am falling
Our love is calling
Why be shy?
Let's fall in love
Why shouldn't we fall in love?
Our hearts are made of it
Let's take a chance
Why be afraid of it?
Let's fall in love.
I'm concealing, I don't know why
It's just a mental, sentimental alibi
But I adore you
So strong for you
Why go on stalling
I am falling
Our love is calling
Why be shy?
Let's fall in love
Why shouldn't we fall in love?
Our hearts are made of it
Let's take a chance
Why be afraid of it?
Let's fall in love.
Me no understand why magic "Big" juice make Dan big but make Little Dan small.
# posted by : 12:31 PM
: 12:31 PM
"Javier, I need a more light over here, this one has a real tan and its making me look orange. Also, could you get Johnny over here to fix my effin hair already?"
Alright in order to catch "the Danimal", I'll need a big box, a stick, a piece of string and a spoonful of Joe Weider Weight Gainer.
"Oooo piece of candy!... Oooo piece of candy!..."
"Oooo piece of candy!... Oooo piece of candy!..."
# posted by : 12:46 PM
: 12:46 PM
Smell of grease make Dan hard...and when Dan hard, Dan must find cave to hide in, dark moist cave...Dan see cave between Butt Flesh Mountain
# posted by : 12:53 PM
: 12:53 PM
"WHY SHE CALL IT DATE RAPE? IT NOT DATE WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. RAPE WAS GOOD. I LIKE RAPING AND ALSO CRUSHING! CRUSHING WITH POWER! CRUSHING POWER OF KOMPRESSOR MITE!"
grok need wipe off grease.
where find wipe thing?
no wipe thing?
GRRRRRR!!!!
grok no like greasy.
grok no more dance!
where find wipe thing?
no wipe thing?
GRRRRRR!!!!
grok no like greasy.
grok no more dance!
grok have special night.
must make marks on skin to remember night he meet soft giggle person.
grok find village ink-man.
he help grok to make remember.
must make marks on skin to remember night he meet soft giggle person.
grok find village ink-man.
he help grok to make remember.
jesus, i'm done.
i feel like an f.b.i. profiler after getting into the mind of a serial killer.
except i feel much, much stupider now.
must....stop....thinking...like.....caveman....
i feel like an f.b.i. profiler after getting into the mind of a serial killer.
except i feel much, much stupider now.
must....stop....thinking...like.....caveman....
Me get job.
Me throw Sam-so-nite luggage.
Me asks
Why I throw luggage like big apes?
Me want desk job
Me throw Sam-so-nite luggage.
Me asks
Why I throw luggage like big apes?
Me want desk job
# posted by : 4:29 PM
: 4:29 PM
"When me grow up, me want to be a tiger. See - me already have stripes!" (points to tribal tat)
# posted by : 4:37 PM
: 4:37 PM
"Consider a compact 3-dimensional manifold V without boundary. Is it possible that the fundamental group of V could be trivial, even though V is not homeomorphic to the 3-dimensional sphere?"
# posted by : 5:45 PM
: 5:45 PM
"Later tonight, me upload pictures of me and Cheryl onto jizzonmyglasses.com. Me be famous."
(Disclaimer: Don't type in that url for giggles at work. It's real. The beautiful thing about the internet is that you can add .com to the end of any porn-y phrase and have a 98% chance of it being a real site.)
(Disclaimer: Don't type in that url for giggles at work. It's real. The beautiful thing about the internet is that you can add .com to the end of any porn-y phrase and have a 98% chance of it being a real site.)
"Me no understand why magic "Big" juice make Dan big but make Little Dan small."
Man, I almost got fired for cracking up laughing at that shit!!!
Why man with star on shirt yell?
Dan need mate on dance floor
Mate mean naked...
Book girl make Dan new tribe!
Man, I almost got fired for cracking up laughing at that shit!!!
Why man with star on shirt yell?
Dan need mate on dance floor
Mate mean naked...
Book girl make Dan new tribe!
# posted by : 12:15 AM
: 12:15 AM
i personally take offense when post-feminist writers like susan faludi get taken to rask for so-called 'chicken and egg" arguments....i wish everyone could feel what i felt when i frist read backlash
# posted by : 2:13 AM
: 2:13 AM
life is little more than a loan shark, it exacts a high rate of exchange for the few pleasures it concedes...was that pirandello or morrissey i can't remember
# posted by : 2:16 AM
: 2:16 AM
if she wants to use the strap on later which detachable dong should i give her i hope a really big one doesn't make me look cheap
# posted by : 2:26 AM
: 2:26 AM
Tips grow out,UGGH, me need go back to nice village hair man who not like book girls, UNGGH!..me get more stuff smell like monkey ball in hair, hair turn yellow....me and nice village hair man open business, help friends decorate cave and dress nice...
@bcs
Oh, I won't deny it. Darksock has inspired me, in fact. I started out with his furniture porn links, but then I escalated to amputee furniture water sports porn.
Oh, I won't deny it. Darksock has inspired me, in fact. I started out with his furniture porn links, but then I escalated to amputee furniture water sports porn.
@ Mr. White-
check out the Amish porn site; girls in long dresses flashing their ankles and what-not.
No. Really.
check out the Amish porn site; girls in long dresses flashing their ankles and what-not.
No. Really.
# posted by : 8:07 AM
: 8:07 AM
@ Mr. White-
check out the Amish porn site; girls in long dresses flashing their ankles and what-not.
No. Really.
- Darksock
check out the Amish porn site; girls in long dresses flashing their ankles and what-not.
No. Really.
- Darksock
# posted by : 8:12 AM
: 8:12 AM
Me think me need moustache
to bridge wide gap between nose
and lip,
maybe try retro Adolph style?
Tattoos not taking away attention
from nose taint!
Ugh Uhhhhhhh Pfffttt....ahhhhhh
to bridge wide gap between nose
and lip,
maybe try retro Adolph style?
Tattoos not taking away attention
from nose taint!
Ugh Uhhhhhhh Pfffttt....ahhhhhh
what the fuck is this world coming to, that is a neanderthal if i have ever seen one, what ice block did he thaw out of!!!
# posted by : 1:41 PM
: 1:41 PM
That’s it – I’m off on a killing spree. Seeing this filthy librarian hottie pressed up against the retarded gorilla in the mist has broken my heart. He’s obviously got the vocabulary and the penis of a small child. He’s spent the day injecting testosterone into his eyeballs and you can see the roid rage about to explode forth. Lois Lane is getting a beating from the Incredible Sulk tonight, especially if his back acne ends up in any photos… My only solace lies in the fact that, in ten years time, he’ll be wearing a woman’s bra, his flaccid peanut will have disappeared forever up a wizened, fake-baked mangina and his tragic tribal tattoo will look like week-old roadkill.
La Douche En Or
La Douche En Or
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
Will Ferrell auditioned for 10000 BC. Sadly he didn't get the part because producers thought orange tan was not in fashion ten thousand years ago.
# posted by : 12:52 PM
: 12:52 PM
he's thinking: it's marvellous what I can see when the both eyes do not look in the same direction.
she's thinking: they told me. It's very painfull to come down after taking LSD.
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she's thinking: they told me. It's very painfull to come down after taking LSD.
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