While yes, the douche is strong in this one, it would not be me to bring it to his attention. I'm afraid of people with giant star-like birth marks. I was accosted by a nun with one of those things when I was but a wee Douche Nozzle.

On the other hand, Ms. Hott-bo-bott, I'd give her the best ten seconds of her life. And probably my own, as well.
 

If getting a chick this hott means I have to douche it up, I just might do that.

From now on I think I might be calling myself MC 900 Foot Fish Slap. She might just be perfection.

Though, that perfection has been tainted by the likes of Fish Slap.

Fuck him.
 

@MC900 I couldn't agree more . . . I would coat my entire body in hair gel for the opportunity. Yow!
 

100% Bag


and the luckiest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

I'm with you guys. She looks about as smart as my 6 year old niece, but I'd put star tattoos all over my body and wear any wristband you want me to if it gave me a shot in hell of spending some one on one with her.
 

+ points for the gel usage, star tat, huge shades, lobster abs, whatever that thing on his wrist is and lack of a shirt...anywhere, probably not even in his closet.

- points for lack of bling, not actually wearing the Elton John signature edition frames, and mostly, for the wimpy way his hand is barely touching the hott. Really, Bra!! could show him a thing or two about how to make a show of possessing your hott.

However, that may just be the one thing in this picture keeping my lunch down. Further evidence of the gayness of Fish Slap? Hope so.

But then, that means a guys gotta mainline hgh, get awful stupid ink, never wear a shirt, spend the GDP of a medium sized eastern European country on hair gel, AND choose between pitching and catching to so much as get near the choicest hotts.

Damn...I taste lunch again...
 

What is with the bottom half of Slap's abs? Like a two pack with a distended bulge hanging off the bottom.
 

In the Fish Slap Series, is this the first we've seen of the ridiculous left arm tat? Either way, Fish Slap is soooo 2007. However, its good to see that he carries severe douchosity into 2008 with a vengeance. And by vengeance, I mean fuck him.
 

Not to deny the power, and by power I mean kick-to-the-nads bagocity, of Fish Slap, but how is Bra! not in the HoS yet?

I'd love to see the power of star tats face off in a Mad Max: Thunderdome style of pure scrotal evil, where in two uberbags enter, and nobody but two boobie suckle thighs leave.
 

@ josh - 2 possible solutions:

1) This is caused by doing a plethora of sit ups and crunches to give those 4 bumps but never working the transverses muscle group to pull that bulge of a ugly gut in. Combined with a diet of mostly alcohol, cocaine and flaps to the scrote by a large mouth bass.

2) Gay Alien Baby???
 

He's looking at a future of minmum-wage jobs, what with those overboard tatoos. So how does he rate an appearance with this brand of hott? Call it a weak moment.
 

Nice Job DB1!, display one of the 3 kings on the holiday, so 4th of july should be Peaches and then labor day Gator, I just threw up the BBQ hotdog i ate.
Turdacious
 

picking up girls in Dachau? that's low fish slap, even for you.
eat a sandwich, both of you.


was this too low brow?
 

Hott, yes, but she's got Gary Dell'Abate teeth.

Still, I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating whole apples.
 

That star's gonna look good fifteen years from now, when it's slopping over the top of his size 52-waisted Wranglers.
 

Jesus bling on girls is the most retarded thing ever, the ones who wear it are usually hanging out with douches, acting like sluts.

But "like totally" they are religious.
 

dead on... http://www.HarmanHouse.wordpress.com
 

@ferdinand -- Bra! definitely is in the HoS.

As for Fish Slap, fuck him.

The hott is celestial. She gets points for the sideboob on the bottom, and by points I mean "me painfully tumescent, but in a good way."
 

Start Tats are the new popped collar. Wow.
 

OK I hate people that do this, but I gotta do it, I was the one that submitted this picture to DB1. Now, let me explain why I'm telling you this, this is for all of the folks who gave everyone shit who said that Bra wasn't a HoS member. THIS is a HoS member, truly a legend, and Bra is not fit to carry Fish's jock.

So, gaze upon him, drink him in, realize that scrote is not some jackass frat boy, there are millions of those guys, but there is only one Gator, one Joey P and one Slap. Fish Slap, rock on my friend, rock on.
 

I'm not one to mock the Hotts, but this one, her stomach seems to be unhealthily concave. This isn't natural, and it makes me wonder if she smells funny. Like a sick puppy.

Fish Slap looks like one of those cartoon douchebags on the Bod bodyspray commercials. They make baby Jesus cry.
 

They deserve each other
She has smile of Mr.Ed on Ecstasy
 

That, on the left, is what's commonly referred to as "anorexia nervosa". Complimented with 5-10 pounds of saline solution in two Teflon bags.

Sorry, but I don't personally find polymer-enhanced emaciated skeletons too sexy.
 

@Douche Quixote
Hey I missed Joey P, but come on Peaches, hes top 4 for sure.
Turdacious
 

@ Quixote

Agreed.

When I look at Bra!! I want to invite him over for pizza, pepsi and a wicked NHL '94 Sega Genesis hockey tourney.

When I see Fish Slap I want to get in the bathtub and have somebody throw the plugged in Genesis in with me at the peak of White Rabbit.

@ Tudacious
I am assuming Xenu is not included in the three Kings b/c he is the Overlord of douchedom?
 

Why always so angry, Slapmeister? I mean, I probably wouldn't be overjoyed about getting bruised from snuggling up to bony-ass poster children for anorexia, but I might crack a smile once in a while. FS, you are a total flaming fucktard and your woman reminds us all why so many young women have body-image problems. Thanks, needle-dick. And by the way - fuck you, sir.
 

@Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh
Assolutly, almost like the 4 Kings " i forgot Joey P" are his minions.
Turdacious
 

What the fuck is up with the 8" of no man's land between these skinny bitch's breastickles? If I was on one of them and yelled,
"Helllloooo" I'd hear a fucking echo. I could work around that mouth and half worth of choppers. I'd whisper those three little words to her, "doggie style, bitch."

As far as he goes...Fuck him.

albundy
 

Fish Slap: JC Chasez called. He wants his 2002 look back.

For those who've recently arrived here:

This appears to be a recent pic of Slap. When we last saw him, he and his 12 bros (and one confused-looking semi-hott) were starring in a musical production of "300: A Love Story" complete with velvet cloaks.

This time it appears that Slap's tightened up further -- his arms are bigger -- and he no longer wears a ring on his left hand. He's also dispensed with the nasal bling, and the left arm tatt's new. He stopped carving shit on his skull, but the fauxmo's not much of an improvement.

I can add nothing more to DQ's eloquent take on the obvious superiority of the Slap over rank amateurs like BRA!

Except maybe "fuck him".

Oh, and Miss Buckteef Bulimia 2008 needs a cheeseburger. Or ten.
 

Anyone else look at him and see Eric Bana....aka Hoot in Blackhawk Down.

....Can't not look at that overbite...
 

Not being a HCwDB historian, I'm trying to figure out when and why the "Fuck Fish Slap" motif began. I'm also disturbed by my own tendency to hear "Fuck Fish Slap", and think "Suck Fish Flaps".

Anyway, my mouth wouldn't go anywhere near this hott's fish flaps. Hopefully they aren't as artificial as her boobs.

I applaud Fish Slap's tenacity in asserting his doucheosity, and I wish to reward him. By "reward him", I mean slam a shovel in his grill.

- Douchawn Stevenson
 

that girl could use 5 or ten pounds. still a hott though

-Lyndon LaDouche
 

@fauxhawk nation...

DAMN! I'm a HUGE Stern fan and I totally missed her Gary Dell'Abate teeth. You are right on my friend.

How did I miss them?

Oh, I know, I never made it to her head.

She doesn't need a burger as much as the fat fucks who inhabit this country need to stop scarfing down fast food and Big Gulps the size of a barrel of oil.

Which is bigger, her teeth or her sunglasses?
 

@ Douche Quixote-
You are evil for making me look at this just as I was enjoying a scrumptious home-baked brownie. 'Cause now all I taste is poo.

This douche needs to lighten up once in a while. He really overdoes the scowl expression. I'd say someone go tickle his belly and try to make him laugh, but the abs are probably immune to tickling.
 

Fish Slap is the best argument for nuclear winter I've seen yet, short of possibly Barbarino bag slobbering over Future Ex Mrs. DB1.

Come on, DB1. You can't honestly think mockery and hott-wooing-away is enough to deal with atrocity on this level.

Tell me you don't dream of going straight-up Battle of Algiers-- either side, FLN or French-- on dudes like Fish Slap.
 

Ahhh good old fish slap, we missed you.
 

Man, if she'd spent as much on braces as she did on boobs, she'd be Hott Hott Hott. Now, she redefines the meaning of "beaver". As in "gnaw down a tree".
 

Somebody give her a carrot.

And somebody give him an tabasco sauce enema.

-Shia Ladouche
 

Tell me this clown is not wearing mascara.

For all the Bra! haters above, behold the star tattoo: that permanent, irrevocable commitment to one's scrotundery. Fish slap and Bra! are merely two permutations of the same daimon, taking different physical attributes, but hewn of the same timber. When they stand near one another, their stars shine bright, as the rings of the Captain Planeteers, and align like the white belt of Orion. Yes, fish slap may precede the Bra! in the douchezine age, and yes, fish slap may not be able to be explained away by collegiality, but should Bra!'s beacon of scrotility burn any less bright because of these things? Give Bra! some time to marinate, to develop, to take root in the public eye; do not discount his douchidential power merely because his star(s) rose so quickly. Such lack of respect for one's adversaries is foolish accoring to Scrote-Tzu. All I'm suggesting is to let history judge Bra! once the initial wave of adoration and recognition has subsided. Bra! must have brought you enough laughter and entertainment to justify such a pass, no?

As for Hott: yowza. I can't verify that she has eyeballs, but I'm not sure that I'd care if she doesn't. I want to swing from the free end of the knot holding her trunks on, bumping repeatedly against her supple thighs. Hopefully she's warn me before puking.

Viva La Revolucion
 

that shit is sick
 

The F-Slap. There can be only one.
 

Gimme a break people.

There is nothing wrong with her teeth.

Her body size is what we used to call "normal" before everyone decided that the four major food groups were McD's, Wendy's, BK, and Hardee's.

Jury's out for me on the real/not real boobies, but I'm voting for real simply because I like 'em. There does seem to be a major chasm in between, however, I'll grant that.

Oh, and did I say fuck Fish Slap?
 

I love the way his Douche shades are holstered and ready for quick draw. I wouldn't piss on this guy if Hott was on fire. Actually, I'd piss on this guy for no reason at all...
 

brutal hangover from great american rib cook off in which i got black out drunk and for some reason (unclear to either of us this morning) my wife got mad at me and left me in downtown Cleveland. fucking bitch.

so after finding a ride home with a friend 2 hours later and passing out on the basement couch, I awake to find this.


fuck fish slap.
 

Demonic tattoo
Skeletal buck-tooth Bleeth Hott
Needs a Pearl-Necklace

'Ol Bagnanimous
 

she's tight.... he's a blight

fuck fish slap
 

Are we missing something on the star tattoo - namely that these choads are all Dallas Cowboy fans (which, if they live outside of Texas or Oklahoma, automatically makes them douchebags)?
 

Oh, and DB1, don't forget 'Tards R Us for the next weekly.
 

It does not mean they are Dallas Cowboy fans. It means they love sperm enemas.

Now if people would pay the 'slap his due and put to rest the notion that Bra holds a candle to his raging douche fire.

Scrote Von Douchemarck

PS: saw the biggest douche in my life last night but no girl would get anywhere near the fuckwad. it was refreshing and annoying all at once - a single pic would have landed this chum in the shark tank knows as the Hall of Scrote.
 

@anon 8:47...what's the dif? All C'boy fans love sperm enemas. Ask one.

@ douche equis...if you've ever seen real or fake ones, you'd know. These are as fake as McLovin's driver's license.

IFYM
 

@ douche equis 2;25 ~

I definitely get yr point about the fast food & pork rinds diet issues. Thing is, this lady typifies the kind of starvation, you-can't-be-too-thin mentality that has been foisted upon females in our culture by the likes of Barbie and Kate Moss. I don't believe her appearance would have ever been considered normal; her 19th century grandma would have been all "Eat, child. You're so thin!"

I would also like to cast my vote [in case anybody's running an office pool] for a big 'fake' stamp on the boobies. I say this primarily because if they weren't fake, she wouldn't have any to speak of. And we do speak of them around here and we're proud of it!
 

oh, yeah.......

@ anonymous 10:02 ~

I also gotta have Bra!'s back. TA's too. WHile Fish may be the douchiest sack of dysentary-induced sphincter-spew of the three, Tighy Armani and Bra! are not utterly outclassed. As Ric Flair says, "You gotta be the man to beat the man!" and a scrote cage match with the three douche dynamos in question would be an epic and bloody battle of wits. And by wits I mean three-day old buttcrack sweat.
 

Phisch-Slahp - the Greek God of Scrote-Wank. Revered by all douchebags everywhere for showing mankind the ways of douchbaggery.
 

Are there going to be F2S tshirts for sale at the book party?
 

Throw this douchebag back
The worst Aquaman ever
Shark fin on his head

Skeeter
 

Woah! Is that Antonella Barba?

Naaaaaah....Barba's boobs are way hotter and more realistic too...but on first notice, she kinda looks like Antonella...No matter who she is, she must be legally blind or retarded to be dating Sting's bastard douche-wad child. Is it just me or do ya just wish for a crew of Hell's Angels to show up to beat the shit out of this tattooed poser? I'd pay to see that shit on Pay Per View...as long as we also got to see at least one "Barba-bot" booby...

The Unknown Scroter
 

The perfect plastic couple. Good thing they're in the shade. 10 minutes in direct sunlight and these two would start to melt. Why do these fucks get the worst tattoos ever? What the fuck is that on his hand by his thumb?

Where's some napalm when you need it?
 

If you look closely at that atrocity of ink on his fin....err...arm, you can make out the image of a face. If that face could talk, it would say, "Why? Why? Why do I have to spend my entire existence etched on the arm of this being that is the epitome of all things douchebag?"

She needs a hamburger. Now.

-Miami Stink
 

thats that fishslap fuck him

and

that plastic boobed horse face fuck her too i mean really fuck her
 

RE: The star tattoo. In addition to the elaborate and incomprehensible mess on his right shoulder and the scribbling on his left forearm that looks like a drawing by a sociopathic third-grader, Fish Slap has a perfectly matched pair of stars -- one above each hip. They're indelibly stamped at the precise place where love handles form when your metabolism starts crawling like Betty Ford after a visit to Walgreen's when you've hit 30.

Give him about three or four years. His ink will look all distorted, like a billowing Macy's shopping bag blowing across a mall parking lot.

Only not as attractive.






And Fish Slap, fuck him.
 

Well, I must say I'm impressed with the hatred thrown towards our old buddy Slap here. If it was appropriate, I would link you to the site where this picture was found, because it demonstrates the fall of man. We're talking probably 100 Slap pictures, and probably 3 where he's smiling. I sent another picture to DB1 with Slap rocking a Peaches Point (TM) that probably would have torn open a hole in the space-time continuum.

And for everyone saying that she's healthy, seriously? Look at her ribs, look at her arms, and it's not like she's in incredible shape where this could be justified (no abs, etc.). So, give homegirl a sandwich, give Fishy a beatdown, and to throw another hat in the ring, "Fuck Fish Slap"
 

I think it pretty gross when you can see a girl's ribs through her skin.

And just to join the party,

fuck fish slap.
 

That chick is a walking eating disorder.
 

@ DQ:

Thank you for going above and beyond in your efforts to bring about the End Times.

Just knowing that another 100 images of Fish Slap exist somewhere in the tubes of the Interwebs will bring me no rest tonight.

And knowing that you know the precise location of these images puts you in league with the entity which holds the keys to the gates of Hell.

In other words, that's some scary shit, man.

We're all friends here. For the love of the Boobie Sun Goddess, why are you tormenting us?




Oh, and fuck Fish Slap.
 

If it wasn't for her fake boobies, that girl would disappear if she turned sideways. I could play the tune to "Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy" on her ribs. Girl needs a lard sandwich deep-fried in bacon grease. Main-lining unsaturated fats might not be a bad idea either.
 

FEAR does not exist in this dojo, DOES IT?
NO SENSAE!!
PAIN does not exist in this dojo, DOES IT?
NO SENSAE
Fish-slap does not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Do you want this star tatoo? Then you better start giving me a STAR effort.
COBRA-STAR-KAI....NEVER DIE!

Deuche Baggilo
 

pull yer pants up you dumb ass fishs lap
 

Holy Christ...I think I know his Hott. And by "know"...yes.

If it's truly her, this is no prize gentlemen.
 

Oh....and fuck fish slap.
 

feed that scrawny chick a sandwich!
 

Fish slap is legendary. What is amazing is that rather than do something sensible, like GET A FUCKING LIFE, he has instead opted for a life of douchery. His recent tats and new sets of muskles attest to this. If fish slap can market hi sdouchery, he could become, dare I say? GATOR.

His hott is hott, IMHO, but in a very bleethy way. And not in the frowzy scrote twins way, but in the "I'm tweaked out of my skull on pharamceuticals and fart pixie dust on command" kind of way. Her welding goggles, her ultraflat gut, her thoracic silicone antigravitational devices, her titatium white smile, she just screeeeeeams "I'm a dysfunctional high maintenance BITCH!!!" She probably does porn.
 

Fuck fish slap and his bitch brows.
 

Fuck Bra

-Fish Slap
 

*cough* road whore *cough*
 

Just letting everybody know. This chick lives in Ft. Lauderdale, and is fucking my buddy. She is very hot, and isn't to skinny. Maybe to skinny for you fat fucking people from the north that hide your blubber all year long. If you think she is hot, you should see her friends
Also....she is 27! Believe it!
 

this girl needs a bag of tostitos.
fish slap needs a glass of water.

i need another mango...
 

i think he cuts hair for a living and on the side "catches for the chi town cubs!!"