Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Braku

Friday, May 09, 2008

Friday Braku

Bra!! Spring Break, Broheim!!
Seven hotts and diet coke!!
Bra, dig my package!!

Bra loves his soda
How can seven hotts compete
With carbonation?

-- mr. white

Da bomb was Pepsi!
Coke is awesome too Bra ya!
Bra I have Hep C!

-- vacuum cleaner bagg

Italian haiku:
leaning tower of slutness
my extra toppings

-- douche mccallister

Braaaaaaa! Yo, Broseph! Braaaaa?
Grab another brewsky, braaaaa!
Sups, Brosephina?

-- burnsy

Bitch drank my Pepsi!
Brand loyalty's not my deal.
Leg-humping chicks is.

-- anonymous

Why stand on crowd's edge?
I would jump in that pile
Like a kid in leaves.

-- wohlfat

Confusious does say
Girl in blue skirt need eat more
Thigh look like noodle

-- dunkterdouche

Frankie and Annette
Never wanted stuff like this
Beach Blanket Douchebag

-- alan hull

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:04 AM

Comments:

Good to see ya bra, I would not want my day to start off any other way.

# posted by

Tricky : 7:06 AM

Girl in short blue skirt
Is Scarlett Johansson-esque
I like that. A lot.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:06 AM

Bra menaces girl
Hotts tumble like dominoes
To escape his junk

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:08 AM

Panama City!
Broheim! Time to pull wool, bra!
Cucumber in shorts.

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:10 AM

Bra loves his soda
How can seven hotts compete
With carbonation?

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:10 AM

Da bomb was Pepsi!
Coke is awesome too Bra ya!
Bra I have Hep C!

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:11 AM

Hey Bra look this way
Kicked Pepsi Habit
Still a huge Douche

# posted by

weekend at douchies : 7:11 AM

Italian haiku:
leaning tower of slutness
my extra toppings

# posted by

Douche McAllister : 7:12 AM

Back in Spinal Tap
Armadillos in trousers
Bra is no Nigel

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:12 AM

Braaaaaaa! Yo, Broseph! Braaaaa?
Grab another brewsky, braaaaa!
Sups, Brosephina?

# posted by

Burnsy : 7:13 AM

Ballsack against Hott
The Coke Classic Douche flexes,
stench makes girls lean back.

# posted by

Justice Antonin Scrotelia : 7:14 AM

Texas A&M
frat/sorority mixer.
weep for the future.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:14 AM

Like the Beach Boys said --
"two whores for every choad"
sluttin' U.S.A.

# posted by

Magster : 7:14 AM

The Bra doesn't know
Why we mock his intellect
He's in MENSA, bra

# posted by

Burnsy : 7:15 AM

bra!!spring break broheim!!
leaning tower of hotties
tired shenanagans...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:15 AM

"Settle down, Bra!" says
Hott about to get jizzed on.
Star tatt is obscured.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:16 AM

after beach shower,
sand in his big vagina.
better douche, you douche.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:16 AM

Beach slut instructions:
to have the drunk whores strip down
press belly button

# posted by

K-Dog : 7:17 AM

Bitch drank my Pepsi!
Brand loyalty's not my deal.
Leg-humping chicks is.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:17 AM

I like coke Broheim!
Between my calvins an me...
zip,seriously.

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:17 AM

Dark bikini hott
Getting into runner's stance
Sprint away from Bra

Run to Mr. White
He enjoys your taut body
Slightly less douchey

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:17 AM

mr. broseph bra
oils up for day at he beach
run silly hotts, run!!!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:17 AM

Diet Coke, Pepsi
Proud sponsors of Bra and bros
I'll have a Tab, please

# posted by

Burnsy : 7:18 AM

judging by his bump,
things aren't bigger in Texas.
Bra is hung like gnat.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:18 AM

Bra Bro Bra Broheim
Broheim Bro Bra dude bro bra
Bro! bra bros like bra

# posted by

Dunkterdouche : 7:18 AM

Bra approaches
Hotts bend far back away
Avoids douche contact

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:19 AM

today bra pollutes
tomorrow he's back roadside
picking up our trash

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:19 AM

Bra touches hott.
Erection 3 inches long!
Hotts laugh and mock bra.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 AM

Why stand on crowd's edge?
I would jump in that pile
Like a kid in leaves.

# posted by

wohlfat : 7:20 AM

sad news everyone:
Thugs 4 Life pic deleted.
good news? they still suck.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:21 AM

Confusious does say
Girl in blue skirt need eat more
Thigh look like noodle

# posted by

Dunkterdouche : 7:21 AM

bra, underage hotts
a little too excited
that's called "camel-joe"

# posted by

bcs : 7:21 AM

can anyone else
smell the Hawaiian Tropic?
maybe it's just me.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:22 AM

Drunk girl in the back
Don't worry, I see you there
I won't neglect you

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:22 AM

Texas A and M
School logo reads, "A T M"
Bra's A and Bra's M

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:22 AM

bra remembered shorts
the beachgoers all rejoice
should have brought his dick...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:23 AM

bra, forever douche
with elevated beverage
"woo this is my drink!"

# posted by

bcs : 7:23 AM

Bra's erection tiny
Roids kill libido
Blue hott goes home with me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:24 AM

Bra bra bra bra bra
bra bra bra bra bra bra bra
bra bra bra bra bra

# posted by

doucheNozzle : 7:24 AM

where is chris hansen?
"Why don't you have a seat Bra."
"Oh no Bra! Busted!"

# posted by

bcs : 7:26 AM

On the sand with Bra
Hotts smell Poo and bag sweat
They yearn for no Bra

Yellow trunks on Bra
Hides a uncooked zuchinni
Hotts are not amused

# posted by

Moby Douche : 7:26 AM

Party time,what war?
Chant U-S-A , U-S-A
Bra likes our freedom

# posted by

DoucheNozzle : 7:28 AM

Bra, are those ong shorts or short longs, Bra.
Or 1936 Pittsburgh Steelers throwbacks--hence the cup?

Or, is Bra gettin' metro and auditioning for "The Slutcracker"--with his basket full?

What gives, Bra?

# posted by

Scrotus Operandi : 7:28 AM

Soda spokesman bra
One in hand
Another bottle in shorts

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:28 AM

Someone tell Sandy
that the dude with the white bra
shoved dick up her ass

# posted by

Milquetoast : 7:29 AM

Diet Coke bottle
holds spittle from Bra's snuff chew.
his breath smell like ass.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:29 AM

Soda spokesdude bra
Coke in hand
Spare Pepsi bottle in shorts

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:30 AM

dude in green swim trunks
has more hair on his back than
i do on my head.

# posted by

pfah the bear whisperer : 7:30 AM

Star tat and moms shades
Axe and Tag smell to hide stench
I'm still the Bra, Bra

# posted by

Dr. Haywood Jablowme : 7:30 AM

Second-rate coeds.
Cloudy day at crowded beach.
"Bra!" is at home here.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:31 AM

neopolitan
swimsuit has junk in the trunk,
also pawing her

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:31 AM

Bra is bros
With Bang Bitches and Drinks?
1 2 3 pop bottle?

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:32 AM

Frankie and Annette
Never wanted stuff like this
Beach Blanket Douchebag

# posted by

alan hull : 7:33 AM

14 hott boobies
Soda has no alcohol
Bra has no chance then

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:34 AM

I'm a star on sand
Hotts dig me Bra-e-est
Head is dead from gel

# posted by

Douche shower and shave : 7:35 AM

next to green swimtrunks
we see two girls, one strap-on
tolerant beach rules!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:35 AM

Dark bikini hot..
warm shoulder and hip groped by
bikini tranny.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:35 AM

Bra's "soda" bottle
Contains 12 crushed-up roofies
Coma sex is fun

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:36 AM

Striped bikini babe
Pear-shaped; sacrifce to bra
Mr. White takes rest

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:39 AM

remove the douches
from this idyllic beach scene
and i'd be happy

then, with oil in hand
i'd jump into kitten pile
and make greasy love

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:39 AM

Strap-on pair stage left
Puts new twist on old slogan
"She bangs bitch, Bra drinks".

# posted by

douche equis : 7:39 AM

Blue bikini girl
Impaled the douche behind her
With pointy elbow

Not much meat on her
But I can remedy that
Pants pepperoni

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:41 AM

dental assistants
party down in havasu
bring home raging sores

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:42 AM

Cushion for the pushin'
6 months 'till cellulite
I like the skinny

# posted by

Scrotus Operandi : 7:43 AM

Fruit stripe bikini:
dip-bottle of Damocles
threatens overhead.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:44 AM

@mr. white

"pants pepperoni"
sounds like new jersey mobster
please have him kill bra!!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:44 AM

Blue Johansson hott:
I loved "Ghost World," bring Thora
to me for threesome.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:45 AM

Johnny, I'll send Pants
And his bud, Trouser Sausage
For savage beatdown.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:46 AM

DB1 was right
this pic of bra is genius
too bad bra isn't

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:47 AM

tyler evans gone?
why pic deleted, broheim?
scrote bag deserves scorn.

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:53 AM

Girls in bikinis
Douchemi likes it a lot
BRA has a chubby

# posted by

Steve Douchemi : 8:10 AM

Bra why the soft drinks?
Maybe too much axe spraying
Why girls pull away

# posted by

Arnold Shwartzendoucher : 8:19 AM

people dont dance no more, all they do is douche.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:27 AM

Bra, check it out Bra!
This chick is all up on me
Gonna hit it, Bra!

# posted by

Bill Doucheterive : 8:29 AM

Bra! Where is your steady?
She looks like Nautica Thorn
She will be pissed Bra!

# posted by

Steve Douchemi : 8:33 AM

Bra flexes right gun
Picture must include star tat
Gelled hair at the beach?

# posted by

Douchey McDouche : 8:46 AM

Much home improvement
Keeps Clementine from posting.
Bra! Buy my house, Bra!

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 9:03 AM

Big Bra loves Soda
Lil' Bra loves chubby sor-whores
Lil Bra by a head

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 9:03 AM

Bra! Don't be hater!
They told me they were 18!
Really, Officer...

Three Five Three
It's short form Haiku
Back to work.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 9:07 AM

brosephus have you seen broheim?
Nah Brah but bromagnum is at the keg filling his cup. Sweet brah.
brahstredomis brahstredomis what does all this bro / brah speak mean? it means we must run a quatrain on an unsuspecting bleeth.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:19 AM

# posted by

Brah-stredomis : 9:23 AM

I can smell the BO, yeast, and suntan oil from here.

Oy.

# posted by

Heino : 9:24 AM

The Bra!! legend grows
Whither shall he go from here?
To the Hall of Scrote?

# posted by

prince choadstool : 10:14 AM

Bra working real hard
to win the hearts of many
he's not hall worthy

But then again Bra,
you have been mad consistent
we need to see more.

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 10:43 AM

Bra-bashing is fun
But he is not hall-worthy
Bra's too generic.

# posted by

Mr. White : 10:47 AM

Low riding man-tights,
Ubiquitous bra soda,
Douche hair...hott magnet?

Hott front and center:
You better wise up and soon.
You'll squeeze out douchelets.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:01 AM

Welcome Wagon Chics
Will pook out kids and drive vans,
Bra will sell sofas

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 11:08 AM

bra don't like booze
auditioned for stryper
too much of a douche

# posted by

the big red hot water bottle : 11:40 AM

I learned at Rehab
always wear briefs under trunks
unexpected wood

# posted by

Orel Douchehiser : 11:43 AM

Fugly Midwest girls
butterfaces all around
at least they're not fat

# posted by

Orel Douchehiser : 11:45 AM

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# posted by

Orel Douchehiser : 11:45 AM

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# posted by

Orel Douchehiser : 11:45 AM

What else can I say? Three words: Hall Of Scrote

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:01 PM

Braaaa! Bra bra bra.
Brooooooheim! Bra ya, bro bra-by!
Bra bra bro bra bra.

# posted by

Douchetacular : 1:06 PM

Those girls need to run because Bra ran out of steroids and hes hungry!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:31 PM

I'm wearing a sock,
but its not on my foot, bro!
x-ray specs bang bra!

# posted by

John Wilkes Douche : 2:10 PM

Bra proud of his Coke
Seems to be running empty
No Prob, Spare in pants

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:04 PM

Hotts dig the Bra-ster
Many gather 'round for pic
Little Bra digs hotts!

Please Mr DB1 ..
please let there be more Bra pics in your photo vault!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:55 PM

Brohemian spring
Texas A & M flag flies
'Or rite of the scrote

# posted by

Alec : 6:36 PM

whooo dute
ima hav dis'un
beetches of summer

~wang chung tonight~

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:41 PM

ass to mouth college
bush senior library got
nothing on this pic

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 11:49 AM

Nutrisystem awaits!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:58 PM

Douches-a-plenty, but, nope...no hotties in sight.

# posted by

douche ex machina : 4:46 AM

thats not bra's arm bro. bra is behind bro holding the 1 2 3 pop bottle up, and it just looks like it's attached to bro *at an impossible angle and precept* so try an not be to confused to mix bro and bra up, let alone their body parts. brohym-in

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:44 AM

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