Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Thong no good on man
red bra make movement in pants
pull em up cowboy

# posted by

DoucheNozzle : 7:11 AM

sally struthers says
you can feed a starving douche
just pennies a day

# posted by

bcs : 7:12 AM

Friday night 'B' squad,
Gravity working too well,
That's Boner Stabbone.

the alpha douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:14 AM

four pairs chunky thighs
will crush high school stripper boy
justice will be served

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:14 AM

matt dillon wears thong
inland empire hotts impressed
rest of nation mourns

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:14 AM

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# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:14 AM

KITT called.
Knight Industries Two Thousand.
wants his buckle back.

# posted by

pfah : 7:14 AM

Motley Crue groupies
Kidnap a douche and starve him
What is this madness?

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:14 AM

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# posted by

bcs : 7:15 AM

the machinist douche
arms around red bra hottie
someone feed him...bleach

# posted by

bcs : 7:16 AM

with belt below balls
another genius captures
the douchebag essence

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:16 AM

The red bra girl says:
"Like the douche, I go shirtless."
I approve of this.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:16 AM

hey there ya toothpick.
you stole your sister's panties
and wore them backwards.

# posted by

pfah : 7:17 AM

is it considered
a six pack,if it comes from
starvation, not work?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:18 AM

screw the ab lobster
this is the ab mosquito
someone get the raid

# posted by

bcs : 7:18 AM

bra's younger brother?
party with neighborhood milfs
no chance of scoring

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:18 AM

Roadie for Poison
Hangs out with "Rock of Love" girls
Leftovers from Brett

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:19 AM

underage ladies
will send you to the slammer.
unless you're 15.

# posted by

pfah : 7:19 AM

pfah says fuck fish slap
in a very clever way
sweet!....and fuck fish slap!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:20 AM

Speedo on douchebag
Like a fan belt on a stick
It just doesn't work

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:20 AM

WTF is this?

I wake up and this is it?

Bless you DB1.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:21 AM

MC Hammer called.
he doesn't want those pants back.
he wants you to eat.

# posted by

pfah : 7:21 AM

Whitesnake goes on tour
Groupies meet zombie back stage
Worst sex tape ever.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:22 AM

Douche says, "Hey ladies,
want to party?" They reply,
"Eat a sandwich first."

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:23 AM

the girl on the left,
her tits weight more than the guy.
and this makes me smile.

# posted by

pfah : 7:24 AM

karen carpenter
shes on line one, says urgent
wants her body back

# posted by

bcs : 7:25 AM

Denim on the left
Black lace panties on the right
Skeledouche, center

# posted by

Justice Antonin Scrotelia : 7:25 AM

billy moved out west
and made his name in van nuys
porn star "Toohpick Dick"

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:26 AM

Mom!, Look what the cat drug in, Can we keep him ? pllleeease!
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

Douchebag made a trade
He got red bra girl's panties
And we all get smiles

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:26 AM

this kid's so skinny,
his pajamas have one stripe.
eat a cheeseburger.

# posted by

pfah : 7:27 AM

Douche goes into Sears:
"White pants, 16-inch waist, please."
Parties with sales girls.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:28 AM

Douche has sunken chest.
Sex kittens found no treasure.
They go lick themselves.

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:28 AM

Just one quick question:
If the banana's puny
Is it a hammock?

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:28 AM

WhiteSnake groupies hot.
"Here I go Again On My Own"
Douchebag roadies score.

~BJL

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 AM

hey! wait a minute.
DJ Samantha Ronson
is in the middle.

# posted by

pfah : 7:29 AM

After pic taken,
Party host sweeps floor with him,
But he breaks in half.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:29 AM

shadowy figure
in window, could it be death?
take them, leave red bra

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:30 AM

Grapes of Wrath ending:
Douche needs to breastfeed to live.
It might be worth it.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:31 AM

can we go to jail
just from looking at this pic?
calling my lawyer.

# posted by

pfah : 7:31 AM

Ahhh... Back in the day...
I once had a red bra girl.
She wore handcuffs, too.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:31 AM

Damn.....I should of left out the 'I'

~BJL

# posted by

B-Rad : 7:32 AM

get thin in no time
no carbs, but a lot of grease
the south douche diet

# posted by

bcs : 7:32 AM

Starving Jason Preistly.
90210 checks ran dry.
Dancing for scraps.

Marcos Douchebagdatis

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:32 AM

scientist were digging through Xenu's scat "I use the word scat for scientific purposes" and found this, They deemed it some kinda new parasite and named it scrotitis douchelus.
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:32 AM

red bra wears handcuffs
kinky sex play? you might ask...
no, skinny boy's belt

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:33 AM

*HOOOORK!!!!* *cough cough sputter*
*pant* I'm OK, I'm OK..
I just need a...*BLEARGHHHHHHHH!!*

# posted by

Mitch Meats : 7:33 AM

Tommy Gun Drive By.
Call Jimmy the Boob Lover
And go get the car.

Rare Black Cup

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:33 AM

"Cherry Pie" girl here?
Douche confused about the song
'Cause he's so hungry.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:34 AM

see these are funny
because he is so skinny
and we're mocking him

# posted by

bcs : 7:34 AM

@Clementine of Cappadoucha
No, its then called a peanut sack
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

Anorexic douche
With busty lingerie hotts
Banana Hammock?!

# posted by

Maximus Douchemus Meridius : 7:35 AM

Red Bra with handcuffs
Undercover Sex Agent
Now I must break laws.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:36 AM

Red cup martini
Didn't notice you at first
Red bra cups distract.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:36 AM

Nice thing about this:
I can block out douche from pic
With a single hair.

Time to masturbate
To sweet Red Bra Hott's image
Good thing it's Friday.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:37 AM

hey look it's tom hanks
at the end of the movie
philadelphia

# posted by

bcs : 7:37 AM

Panty party foul
Waify bitch spoils the fun
Now go to Iraq

# posted by

BMT : 7:37 AM

dude needs to eat more
than cheeseburger or sandwich
like maybe detroit?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:38 AM

Thank you Turdaciuos
For clearing up mystery
I can sleep well now

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:38 AM

white pants at half mast.
mourning death of fashion sense.
blonde wants panties back.

# posted by

ted theodore scrotgan : 7:39 AM

Put white corset top's
Gut on this skinny douchebag:
Two birds with one stone.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:40 AM

does anyone know
some good Ethiopian
jokes? please share them now.

# posted by

pfah : 7:40 AM

Jimmy is having
a party tonight; Wish he
had invited us.

Dipshitidiot

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 AM

two brunettes on left
plus handcuffs would make friday
very happy day

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:42 AM

I know not of the Haiku... I skipped class that week I suppose.

"Hey buddy... before I snap this photo for you and yer biznitches you might want to pull up your white, fringed, Village People pants." "Oh you don't "Roll Like That"?" "No problem." "Everybody say Douchebag!"

End scene.

- Douchey Smurf

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:42 AM

@ Douchey Smurf:

Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry.
Three lines that follow a pattern:

Five Sylables
Seven Sylables
Five sylables

There's also the 3-5-3 that we don't do.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:45 AM

@ Douchey Smurf:

Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry.
Three lines that follow a pattern:

Five Sylables
Seven Sylables
Five sylables

There's also the 3-5-3 that we don't do.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:45 AM

Ethiopian
walks into a bar and says
"this sucks, i have aids"

# posted by

bcs : 7:45 AM

Bleeth cleanup in IE,
Claus makes Hazmat suit hotter,
Death is immanent.

Toosh

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:45 AM

@pfah

what is 3:3:4?
it's the measurements of miss
ethiopia

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:45 AM

Then you double post.
Because blogger's software is
Functioning like crap.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:46 AM

Please handcuff his taint
To a riding lawnmower
Photo is improved

# posted by

BMT : 7:46 AM

STD triplet
disowned by brothers now strips
ab implants costly

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:47 AM

what do you call an
ethiopian with a
penny on head? nail

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:48 AM

Low pants, speedo, belt
All draw attention to place
These Hotts don't go to

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:49 AM

i just spit coffee
all over my MacBook Pro.
well done, gentlemen.

# posted by

pfah : 7:49 AM

Its Suburbia !
These boots Are Made For Walkin'
Daddy Is So proud

# posted by

DoucheNozzle : 7:52 AM

last one...

ethiopians
use venetian blinds for what?
bunk beds. no, really...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:53 AM

The white Tayshaun Prince
You are way out of your league
Eat some pierogies

# posted by

BMT : 7:53 AM

what do you call a
dead ethiopian kid?
nothing. no one cares.

# posted by

bcs : 7:56 AM

Ethiopians
Try to ride in shopping cart
Terrible idea

# posted by

BMT : 7:56 AM

ok, i found this one and couldn't resist...

What's dark and has cobwebs?

An Ethiopian's asshole.

sorry, too far?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:57 AM

And Lord Xenu Wept
Too Many Crunches He Thought
Why Not KFC ?

# posted by

DoucheNozzle : 7:58 AM

what do you call ten
ethiopian babies?
nothing. they are dead.

# posted by

bcs : 8:02 AM

Boy's exposed G-string
Makes me taste my own vomit.
Call when 18, girls.

# posted by

massengill : 8:03 AM

Fuckwad in a thong
Hate him, want him dead right now
Hey bleethes, boobies please

# posted by

the douche abides : 8:06 AM

Big night in L.A.
Sex and the City cast call
New guy: Mr. Twig

# posted by

Douche McAllister : 8:08 AM

Dad stares through window
Writes note to his family
Puts bullet in brain

# posted by

Burnsy : 8:09 AM

Sparkly bustier
Plus tall boots and bottle blondes
All my '80s dreams.

# posted by

alan hull : 8:10 AM

Happy Halloween:
Trick or treat with a douchebag!
Paper or plastic?

# posted by

Magster : 8:11 AM

sorry, late to the party
still must kill stick douche
enslave hott sis in cellar

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:12 AM

Red bra girl's handcuffs
Would fit around this guy's waist
Some kind of fetish?

# posted by

alan hull : 8:13 AM

Flamethrower project
Must be completed so I
Can make the world safe.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:15 AM

Girls offer their "sweets."
But Skinny Douche doesn't care.
"Just give me Snickers."

# posted by

alan hull : 8:16 AM

perky red bra hott
come on by
bring friends and ball gag

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:18 AM

bcs denied
front page, while db1 posts
incorrect haiku

# posted by

bcs : 8:19 AM

relax bcs.
thanks to you, i must purchase
a new computer.

# posted by

pfah : 8:22 AM

Douche wears pants low to
Display Banana Hammock
Hot Chicks are Repulsed

# posted by

Eldoucherado : 8:23 AM

e-mailed girlfriend pix
reply reads
'gayest kid i've ever seen'

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:26 AM

i was hoping for
front page glory too. all good.
i am still awesome.

# posted by

pfah : 8:27 AM

fuck fish slap indeed
pfah pix rocks
coffee ethiopian blend?

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:29 AM

sharpen haiku skills
have been shut out recently
made front page again

# posted by

'bag lanta : 8:31 AM

For bachelorette party
Don't scrimp on cost of stripper
You will get scrawny douche

# posted by

El-douche-orado : 8:32 AM

Front page post or no
greatest poem posted here
Scrotten's Wow! lim'rick.

(the EPIC one from a couple moinths ago. I am still jealous of it's brilliance!)

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 8:33 AM

hey thanks douchetoevsky!
Ethiopian coffee
sounds pretty damn good.

# posted by

pfah : 8:34 AM

thank you clementine
front page shut out no worries
it's all in good fun!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:39 AM

John McCain campaign
Digs out this old photograph
Obama is done

# posted by

BMT : 8:44 AM

Ethalopian
is friend of Starvin' Marvin
Cartman says you suck

# posted by

Snoop Douchey Bagg : 8:46 AM

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# posted by

Snoop Douchey Bagg : 8:46 AM

@Clementine

Thanks for the schooling... of course I was being facetious. You rock... bag on.

PS

That Attack of the Show mention got the peeps hopping on here today... that or the fact that it's Friday... probs both.

- Douchey Smurf

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:47 AM

The human tampon- DOUCHE!!!!!

# posted by

Jam Master V : 8:51 AM

going to Chi-town
tonight. bringing camera
hope to bag Fish Slap

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:53 AM

kiddyporn.com
annual christmas party
arrest warrants ensue

# posted by

Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh : 8:53 AM

Leather thong Zombie
WhiteLeatherFringePants,Wha'Fuc?
Four Heiffers say , MOOOOOOO!

# posted by

'Ol Bagnanimous : 8:56 AM

Chippendale dancer
Hangs out at Crazy Horse Too
Strippers love his junk.

# posted by

blair : 8:57 AM

No validation
On front page for Mr. White
Alternative sought

Will go out tonight
And pick a fight with a douche
Then all will be well

# posted by

Mr. White : 9:37 AM

Smallest panties of the group?
X-ray goggles for wee junk?
Bleeth pile on me please.

# posted by

Frozen Orange Douche : 9:38 AM

"Link" atrocity,
go find Zelda or something.
Get reemed by tektite.

Pull your pants up, dick.
Who wants to see your pecker?
Nothing to see here.

# posted by

the bag queen : 9:41 AM

white pants falling down
Oh god, he's only thirteen
relief, fanny pack

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 9:46 AM

a rare sighting folks
the elusive, solitary
red martini-glass

# posted by

the bag queen : 9:49 AM

Sorry, 7-7-5 on that one. No coffee yet.

Tiny thong for 'bag
Use patience for jailbait hotts
18 comes quite soon

# posted by

Frozen Orange Douche : 9:52 AM

Spider monkey 'bag
Sprays on a TAG bodyshot
And breaks seven ribs.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 9:58 AM

Belt technology
is beyond the grasp of 'bags.
We all share the pain.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 10:02 AM

New MTV show
"So, You Wanna Be A Whore"
Down to final five.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 10:04 AM

Is that my brother-
in-law? He likes them young too.
What a douchebag fuck.

These chicks aren't that hot.
But his doucheness makes up for
it in so many ways.

# posted by

ratadouchie : 10:56 AM

Xenu douches on
white pants is his bastard son
he ordered him dead

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 11:28 AM

Pfah Fuck Fish Slap pic
Has outdone all pic I've seen
even Bea Arthur

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 11:30 AM

The urge to clean my
anus with this guy's toothbrush
is overwhelming

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 11:33 AM

baron:

"and breaks seven ribs"
- that just made me cry, my friend
...from laughter of course

douche bigalow's urge
disturbs me on deep levels...
awesome none-the-less!

# posted by

the bag queen : 12:32 PM

The doe lifts her head.
Red-bra's posture makes me want
To go douche hunting.

# posted by

Douchetacular : 1:52 PM

Wow, never seen any dude in a thong actually showing it off.

I mean really? Where do they wear those things besides gay strip clubs and the Robin Byrd Show?

Gay, gay gay gay gay GAY!

or rather Bag, bag bag bag bag BAG!

# posted by

Dead End : 4:07 PM

has dumbo sized ears
are those fringes on white pants?
nice thong from baby deuche

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:19 PM

Frontpage: B - G - L
Whitesnake 5-8-5 "haiku"
Not really haiku

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:07 PM

@baron
7 ribs..lol..Genius
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:02 PM

Hotties were horny
Until they saw the stripper:
"Bulimic Beefcake."

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:50 PM

Whitey on righty
Floss teeth with panties
Breath of death

Asian to the left
Hard dick explodes
Cum covered chest

# posted by

Dave C : 12:24 AM

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