My God . . . the one on the right . . . someone has cloned The Boz!

Bozdouche v 2.0.
 

Dude, if this is a hott/douche picture, you basically have to include every fraternity/sorority outing ont this site.
Wait a minute... I just had an epiphany...
 

The most scary part is, a few of this bunch might someday end up being political leaders. Reference: Bill Clinton. His college photos would fit right in with this picture.

This might be reason one why I don't really want to live to be a hundred.
 

I thought it was The Boz also.

I also thought what a huge group of nothingness I was looking at. Not one person in that picture adds any value to society.

Kill them all.
 

@MC

Hey, look in the back at the blond in the tank top, way in the back off to the left. That is the world famous scientist, Kelsee Goodall, and daughter of world famous scientist Jane Goodall. She's finally been accepted into the group. After months of trying and imitating their moves, carrying red cups and sticking her tongue out at every camera that comes by, this tribe, this pack has let her in. These plastic 20-something trust funders....these douchebags in the mist.

She will change our understanding of douchebags forever.
 

Target acquired. A big festering mass of douche.

Foxtrot 1...fire.

- Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

There is no hope for mankind. This picture is living proof. I give up. All hope is lost.
 

The shit stain that sticks out the most to me is the muscled up Huey Lewis on the right.
Huey Lewis and you all Blew.
Turdacious
 

I wonder what all these girls do while the three guys in the middle make out with each other's assholes.
 

How many knots in the proper noose?
 

@pepe le douche

brilliant field work there, my friend!





can you inagine the smell eminating from the center of this pile?




(shudder)
 

@Pepe Le Douche
Good one!
Turdacious
 

Do you think they workout?
 

this is the kind of picture that makes me want to fall to my knees and scream to the heavens like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes. if this was a poster for recruiting terrorism, all hope for democracy would be lost.
 

@bcs

If? This is a recruitment poster for terrorism.

Although to be fair, there might be enough spare parts here to put together one genuinely pretty, intelligent girl. And possibly one cool guy.

O.K., fine, he'd be a midget.

O.K., a midget who's kind of a prick.
 

God: What every happened to chest hair? Did you stop growth on douches, or is that a missing gene that DNA Dan destroyed when creation happened?

With economy at an all time low, buy stock in the red cup company!

-The Missing Link
 

My two month old $2000 laptop immediately BLUE SCREENED and shut down when I opened the picture. Coincedence? Never had this problem before... Error Code was 1433douche23932overload232. I doubt Microsoft will ever come up with an update to fix it....
 

throw a book into this group, and watch them scramble like you just tossed a grenade.
 

Two bleeths for every choad....

I got a spray-on tan on my Axe-coated body.

Douche City here we come.

I got a really tiny brain but it still fools the hotties.

Douche City here we come.

And when I'm finished pumping up my steriod-filled body,

I'll get another tat and some earrings like mommy's.

And we're goin' to Douche City, gonna have some beers

'Cause we're goin' to Douche City,
'cause we're all morons here

And we're goin' to Douche City,
at the hotts we will leer,

Cause we're goin' to Douche City
and we go every year.

Two bleeths for every chaod....


(with apologies to Jan & Dean)
 

Okay, so I'm sitting here watching my drunk buddy make out with a total HAG of a chick and it's kinda gross. Gross in the way that makes one want to puke all over the carpet and then roll around in it. I'm talking about the kind of smooshy, mooshy kind of making out, replete with all the cute little giggles and baby talk that one would expect from a pair of pre-pubescent junior high schoolers left alone for a few precious minutes between first period Biology and Civics class. IT IS DISGUSTING!!! I want to KILL MYSELF right now. These people are in there forties for Christs sake! Fuck! Really dude, stop being cutesy with that FUCKIN' HAG! This is soooo fuckin' gross. Should I let my buddy know how gross this old hag really is, or should I just puke up my dinner and leave??

About to puke in Fresno
 

I'd do them all. Seriously.
 

Lyle: Spot on, my man.

If cumulative IQ points could translate into electrical wattage, there would be enough power generated by the brains in this picture to power the single lightbulb in my garage long enough for me to find my trusty 12-pound splitting maul.
 

Quoting:

Not one person in that picture adds any value to society.

True - It just astonishes me that so many people can look absolutely the same... And that people actually aspire to be part of this set.
 

Sorry MC 900 Foot Douchebag @ 5:25 PM, but I must correct you, there is one thing that they add to society.

They put a smile on the face of us, the "real" people of this world, as we read the lyrical assault DB1 dispatches on their pathetic douchey lives.

I suggest we find the precise location of this douche party and tell George W we found Osamas hiding place, then sit back and watch the douche burn in radiation.
 

So y'all don't think this photo was taken at the "Future World Leaders" convention in sunny Jersey City?
 

the stench of the axe coming through the monitor is too much for me too take. time to hurl.
 

Douchebags from the left:

Unicorn
Polky
Roxbury
The Tatternator
GoldenBag
Choad Mickey
 

This may seem like a tragedy, but this kind of thing happens EVERY FUCKING DAY in a frat district near you. Beautiful bubbleheaded broads being slimed all over by Douchus Americanus specimens; a very aggressive and aromatic subset that can be found around but not actually inside universities.
While attempting to observe their grotesque mating rituals, it is not uncommon to be accosted by one or many Douchus Americanus, asking small minded questions such as "Who do you know here, fagit?"
Just act natural, and reply: "Oh I'm from the triangle circle-with-a-line-through-it uppercase B house...bra. Got any tanner?"
Truly magnificent is the lack of any redeeming qualities, but we must carry on...FOR SCIENCE!
 

What we have here is the Douche/Hott singularity.... All things that are Douche/Hott have generated from this point. This is a snapshot of 1 nanomsecond after the big DoucheBang. The universe from here on out expands at an exponential rate that starts the laws of physbagics.... It's as if we used the scrotal telescope to look back billions of bagyears to the beginning of scrotaltime... If there is a God, may he help us all....

Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni
 

"Real World" casting call?
 

This looks like a bad Saved by the Bell reunion (actually, can there be a good Saved by the Bell reunion... hmm one to ponder). You see Zack on the right after taking Joe Piscopo's "I'll be taken serious if I'm fucking huge" class. Slater is back there next to the girl in the pink bikini. You can see Kelly with the huge ass glasses and brown hair right in the middle of the picture.

Jesse is the girl standing next to Zack who looks just destroyed even though she's probably 23, she's done. That leaves Screech who is perched perfectly between pink bikini and Lisa. He's really been working out, and his OzzFest shorts really accentuate things. Also, if you look closely, you can see Mr. Belding in the back in the black shirt, he's put on a few...

The rest of these losers thought this was a costume party, and sadly they all wore the same costume: douchebag. Although there are a few girlies here that I think might be saveable.

BAYSIDE HIGH RULES!!!!
 

this could be a Bosch painting.

The Garden of Scrotly Delights
 

it's like a douche/bleeth Who's Who?
 

@ jd

"scariest"
 

@ jd
"The most scary part is, a few of this bunch might someday end up being political leaders."


No.
 

The Exxon Valdouche hit a rock
 

this reminds me of the inherent problem of orgy porn and college football saturday afternoons...there is too much going on all at once to feel like you see enough to comment on it as a whole
if could get 10 percent commison on every health and beauty aid contraception and over the counter medication sold to this crowd on an ongoing basis i wouldn't need a 401k
 

There is at least 300 lbs of fake boobs in this pic. That's quite a number to contemplate.

This makes me want to plunge a katana into my diaphragm. Seriously.

FYI, this picture triggered an EMS (early morning shit) in my GI tract. Looking at it literally made me run to the bathroom and shit. The Dr Pepper/Copenhagen combo didn't help either.
 

I missed Kelsee Goodall in the back there. Yes, she is adding to our understanding of the Douche and Bleeth Culture, but I wish she wouldn't. How cool if, as a scientist, she realized what this group was really starting in our society and after months of gaining their trust she just opened up with a Glock and took them all out. Granted, she'd have to reload, but being a scientist I'd trust her to take out the leaders first. We all know what happens in a leaderless group. Shit, with that theory she could shoot in any old order since all I see here are followers. Just a bunch of douchebags who follow some unknown origin of Douchebag Style.

I also enjoyd the idea that this is the nanosecond after the big DoucheBang. To think that these 25 douches and bleeths were scattered throughtout the land and have now infected every inch of the United States, most of the countries we consider allies and why am I kidding myself, probably every other inch of this planet. Somehow I know if I go to the scientific station in Antarctica there will be some douchebag with a red cup, faux hawk, orange skin, windshield sized sunglasses who will say to me, "Bra, did you see my Axe body spray?"
 

And you wonder why the Muslims hate us.....
 

If you look to the very far background you'll see Don Imus hanging out.
 

I know what this is... The fucking APOCALYPSE!!!

Let us read from the Book of Revelation:

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living Douche saying as with a voice of thunder, "Bra."

And I saw, and behold, a white belt, and he that sat thereon had a red Solo cup; and there was given unto him a mandana: and he came forth "Shockering", and to high five.


The end is near, my friends. The end is near...
 

@Anonymous 5:57 Turdacius.
Funny but how about Heuy Lewis and the Douche
 

@noonan

I like your take on the old, "If you stacked up all of the butter you eat in a year..." factoid.

Which makes me think that if I could get just the 300 lbs of boobs and put them in a big pile, that would be preferable to dealing with the people they're attached to. I would jump in them like an 8-year-old into a big pile of leaves.
 

But the bleeths are there for the bras (no pun intended) and want the same thing they do and have about the same amount of IQ.

I'm starting to see the light.
 

this photograph was taken years ago on the set of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
 

Someone please explain the origin story of OZ-Fest becoming ground zero for the douche-inclined and afflicted. That's what happens when you take a music icon in his parkinson's ravaged shell of a body, his publicity grubbing wife and progeny and allow them to enter the mainstream of culture...that was the pandora's box to all of these Dumbfuck (psudo)celeberity dating shows...and the end of our own civilization.

ps-loved "douche overload" on computer
 

look carefully. only Bozbag is actually touching one of the hotts, and is other hand is about to pull his 'bra' in for a BJ.

i suspect the choad on the far left is the waterboy for the football team, and he brought 4 of the players and their strength coach to his girlfriends' sorority event so they can appear to to not be gay for the folks back home...

all these wastes of humanity are only interested in themselves. they may as well be at home jacking off in front of a mirror.

that aside, where's a briefcase- sized radiological weapon when you need one?

good morning :)
 

Nice Juggs!
 

I have to ask, unfortunately, a serious question.

I love this site and visit every day but find myself perplexed by this simple question... where in the hell do these people come from? I can't believe that you can come up with so many pictures of douche-baggery to actually fill a site and a BOOK!
 

^^^^ Anon,
I ask myself that question often and I still don't know. I thought the douchebags would taper off sooner or later, but for YEARS we have been getting at least 4 or 5 bags a day that provoke anger, mockery, utter disgust, controversey (See Ricky) etc. To me that's what makes this site so great. I see some guys and I think Meh. But someone finds the underlying douche in them.
 

IN THE PHOTO:
 

Almost all of these people are college graduates, I'm sorry you guys assume otherwise!
 

^^^^^ So, is this the quality of human being colleges are turding out these days?

If so, we're fucked.
 

douche, douche, douche, douche, hott, hott, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, hott, hott, hott, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, hott, hott, hott, hott, douche, boobies
 

They are all eligible to vote.... God help us!
 

Almost all of these people are college graduates, I'm sorry you guys assume otherwise!

Sorry. Online HVAC courses don't count as college degrees.
 

Say what you want, and hate if you will, but this is a great snap shot/cross section of the winning team.
These pretty people are the ones who will get picked for a job before you, given preferential treatment and handed everything you personally are killing yourself to get.
My douche-o-meter went so far into the tilt region that I am am sadly reminded of my own inadequacy and
I am not afraid to admit that I wish my physical appearance matched what was pictured here.

Are they shallow, vapid and self absorbed? more than likely.
But just for a season, it would be fun to party with them.
 

@anon 8:40 and anon 12:40 --

And neither do degrees from Everest Institute, Uncle Carl's University of Pole Dancing, Wisconsin Tri-County Cosmetology and Decoupage Academy, Applebee's College of Fixin's and Flair, or Indiana Non-Technical University (Gary Campus).
 

no, graduates from a real university, hater!! lol. we still love you for trying.
 

Yeah, yeah..... A douchebag tsunami has washed up somewhere.

But its all about front-and-center Hott. Yeah, the one surrounded by 4 URC's. Goodness gracious! There is something about Mary, and that something is that she grew some great big ol' boobies. I would stow away on a garbage barge on the slight chance that I might catch a whiff of her used toiletries. Hubba Hubba!!
 

you know...besides the red cups..there is also the disturbing prevalence of the Uber-douche White Hat. Another douche bullseye
 

Douche on the far right... Siegfried misses Roy so much that he has to lay his hand on his boytoy (bottom right). Did I say bottom? How appropiate. Nothing but a little "bro lovin'", the hott to his right just nullifies the gay aura and sexual tension between them.

So DB1, how can you say this is God's doing when this picture actually negates the existence of any divine being? Blasphemy!!!!
 

I bet all the mean comments on here are from people who are ugly, out of shape, and anti-social. They probably masturbate with peanut butter for fun on the weekends, and that is as exciting as their lives will get.
 

My God. If ever there was a perfect justification for for a suicide bomber to walk into the middle of that nest of douchery....
 

This is hilarious.... unfortunately I know some of these douches...hits the nail on the head if you ask me!