This is disgusting!
 

I've noticed a complete lack of people celebrating getting the first comment on this site. No "ninja", "first", or whatever drivel is in context to the site. So here I sit, trying to lay down the first, but I have this huge block 'cause here, I think I gotta actually say something relevant.


Those guys are Scrotabagableethalisticchaodyaladoucheous!
 

Man, you went through all that and still ended up 2nd. Douche.

She's not real and, unfortunately, they are.
 

While waiting in line at the James Bond movie henchman convention, Ed and his brother Smegma play Rock,Paper,Scissors to determine who will ask Richard Keil which rocked more, Moonraker or The Spy Who Loved Me
 

Ironic grillz are not ironic. They are douchey.

Much like the ironic mullet or cop-stache.

Douchebaggery: Co-opting trends no one even really liked since 1990!
 

Everything about this picture is disgusting and horrible. I feel like I should buy a direct ticket to Paris, walk right into the Louvre museum and spend a few nights there just to get some sort of culture back into my life.
Fuck your grillz douchebages, and your little creepy dog, too!
 

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TOOF-BAGS YIKES!
 

marsha brady is officially a rock slut!!
 

When I looked at that girl's face, the first words that popped into my head were "hoot owl."
 

This looks like a possible kidnaping. She has that POW far off look in her eyes. I'd like to know which douche had the gun to her back.
 

Middle douche's shirt has a skull wearing a mandanna. I love meta-douche.
 

Looks like the guy from Flock of Seagulls fucked the guy from Prodigy up the ass, inducing him to shit out some kind of bastard choad-child, seen here.

As far as the kidnapping concept and the glazed-eye-thousand-yard stare, it's called Stockholm Syndrome. classic case here.

What is wrong with people nowadays? I mean, really? I'm not even joking.

Gotta go brush my teeth.
 

The douche in the middle is a chubbier, younger, more retarded Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Man, did he go down the wrong path after that or what?
 

They never play paper or rock, do they...
 

no.



just no.

three times no.


i mean


i just

it's like



uhhh....






no.
 

She has obviously been hypnotised.

WAKE UP, HOTTIE, WAKE UP AND RUN!!!!!!
 

'Bezerker'. Girl thinks sexy.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

marsha, marsha, marsha! Get Greg and Peter and Bobby back in the house.
 

These guys are so nasty their tooth-glitter is just there as a distraction from that. These are victims of douchebaggery not its exponents. Kinda sad, actually.
 

I know these kids. The guy on the left is a promoter in Gainesville, FL. He's a certified douche.
 

This is simply unforgivable. Posting this should be against the Geneva Conventions. I feel the need to eat my own vomit in a desperate and irrational attempt to erase this photo from my frazzled mind. Somebody please yank the grillzzzzz out through the backs of their heads! I hope someone prevents me from lobotomizing myself with a protractor, but it would stop me from thinking about this picture. It might be worth it. Crap! It broke! I'm bleeding! Ow! These guys are smegma sauteed with afterbirth! Impale them on fire hydrants!

Boobies...
 

This weekend, they rock Portland!
 

Breastice snip.

Tools.
 

Gotta love SoCal postpunkpostskateboarddogtownzboysnewagepapparazzibammargeratonyhawkfakedeathmetal fasion.
 

Damn it! I'm not finished!

And I know I'm probably overstating it, but...

These guys are well-done choadburger fuckdumplings! I cry utter wrongness! More wrongness in one ersatz blingtooth than should be allowed in the entire solar system, accentuated by a red dress wearing full-on dollface Hott. Forsooth, I would attach my mouth to her bathtub drain with plumber's tape just for the privelege of nearly choking to death on her leg-shavings.

And those guys!

My scrotometer shattered!

They be dookie!!

Abdouchah winces and swallows bile.

Better now. Long. Day.
 

I continually lose more faith in humanity. This is pathetic.
 

I bet the guy on the left has worse hair than his two broheims.

This is just pathetic. What a great argument for compulsory military service at age 18. I'm embarassed to share a planet with these clowns, let alone a species. The world will be a better place when all their faces match the picture on flock of seagulls' shirt.

Viva La Revolucion
 

This looks like a really bad orthodontics video that my doctor showed me saw 20 years ago ...
 

jonas brothers in 10 years

...but does that make her hannah montana? hmmm...
 

I'd like to take a stun gun, place it against each of these tool's grillz and pull the trigger. What a rage inducing picture.
 

She's got the chop-off-your-cock-while-you're-sleeping look going. Something tells me you don't want to pass out around her or you might wake up packed in ice.
 

You know what movie I haven't seen in awhile? Moonraker. Not sure why that came to mind.

Also, I hate to be technical, but the site is called Hot Chicks With Douchebags (HCwDB), not Trannies with Douchebags (TwDB).
 

Why does my monitor now smell funny when I view this pic?
 

This is a horrible, disgusting tribute to man. These pud monkeys are a reason why concentration camps may not be a bad idea. Or atleast send there toothless asses to Canada.

A young destroyer of the douche will arise.
 

wow! it's been a long time since i've seen a jheri curlbag!!
 

she is cute enough, but damn that queer on the right, blue-shirt'douche, if he aint gay, no one is.
 

Maaannnn I hope to fuck these guys staged this photo... can't be for reals bra.

- Douchey Smurf
 

douche shower and shave wrote:

"Or atleast send there toothless asses to Canada."

No. We don't want them either.
 

Wow, MarshaBleeth has some of the most vacant eyes I've ever seen. There is literally nothing going on inside her head. I bet she wouldn't even notice if the guy on the left went ahead and cut her nipple off as he's threatening to do.

Speaking of choad on left, would it be correct to proclaim "promoter" as the official douchebag profession?
 

Send these fucks to Iraq to straighten their asses out. Send her to my house.

~Douchesquire
 

Send these fucks to Iraq to straighten their asses out. Send her to my house.

~Douchesquire
 

These fucking tools are embarrasing my entire generation!!!! FUCKING HOMOS!!
 

LOL!!!!!

"Scrote Diddy said...
These fucking tools are embarrasing my entire generation!!!! FUCKING HOMOS!!"
 

Something about these fellers ain't quite scrote; more like wacky morning zoo DJ crew.
 

Shitting on North Dakota twice in two days? What gives, DB1?
 

That's really not nice to Belgium... I think you owe them an apology.
 

(Mom yelling down into basement): "Billy? You boys been in my tin-foil again?"
 

Why the hell were Grillz invented. If my kid showed up with those f...ing things, I would make him/her strip electrical wire for a couple hours.