Holy shit. Nightmare central. It's like Children of the Corn meet the Oompas.
 

Did Bjorn Borg mate with a Troll Doll?
 

Are you sure Inga isn't a pre-teen sweedish boy in drag?
 

Which ones are chicks and which ones are dudes?
 

So this is what happened to Hanson.

Mmmmm bop indeed.
 

Smearkittens
 

Ahh, Adidas track suits. Like the yellow and red cup. The trappings of uber douche.
 

My bet is that these three came to the US on J1 Summer Visas. The scamster employment company placed them at a crappy hotel on the Jersey shore where the douche factor is about 9 out of 10. Before boarding their SAS flight at Newark they received a goingaway douche makeover so when they arrived in Stockholm they said, "America are cooool. Maaaan!"
 

@anon 9:16
Just fu*k them all and let your therapist sort it out.

I want some cake with my frosting.
 

Heinrich and Klaus: the newest infected by Guidvirus. Guidvirus has run rampant, this calls for a Code Red.
 

HAHahaahaahaha

@vacuum cleaner bagg
you made me do the ol' proverbial spit take thank you for that
 

Go back the the fjords of Jersey, you're freaking me out!
 

DEAR GOD!

I have seen so much grease and spray tan oil since I volunteered to clean up the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska!
 

The Amsterdouches!

Scrotdivnavians


By the gods of ODIN!

The Norsebags are on the loose!

Hide the hottfolk for the Vikingdouches are invading!


Euroscrote......typically seen wearing addidas suits!
 

Ack!

Two members of the Hitler Youth Corps have defected and assimilated into Guidoscrote culture!
 

This picture says,


"We're just a couple of wild and crazy guys!"
 

hey guys don't make fun of retarded kids. these are tom cullen's kids from the stand.

m-o-o-n spells orange
 

The scrote on the right really gives Douchesplosion a run for his money eh?
 

Toe head douche; proving that melanin is no match for orange cream.
 

L-R: LaOrange McMullet, Tammy "Angelfish" Johnson and Trip Munster... Eddie's grandson.

- D. Smurf
 

It seems to be a genetic experiment gone AWRY!

"dramatically removes glasses"


DEAR GOD..........


what kind of scrotly abomination has mankind created........

I christen them the Frankendouches.....

They're a combination of various stylings of a Guidish scrote combined with a European, Dutch stlye Eurobag......


The Frankendouches will wander the clubs demanding DJs to play some weird techno group called Douchetronic as they undulate across the dancefloor covering it in a thin glaze of sweat, spray tan, and hair grease
 

Michael Schenker Douchebags
 

Holy Hell. They actually LOOK like Oompa Loompas, even without the orange.

Never have I before seen two homeboys who have such a disparity between their respective face:skull ratios. Ol' Boy on the right reminds me of this guy.
 

I loved Douchetronic!

I still have my white vynil 12" imoprt remix single of " Trans-Douchebag Express"


Can't wait for the reunion tour...
 

whoa.

the kid in the Adidas track suit looks like his mother is Anni-Frid Lyngstad, and his father is Chukha-Trok the Ewok.
 

The one on the left is unexplainable. The one on the right. Clearly the actor who played Chaka in Land of the Lost.

Both greasy and douchey.

I want to lick peach schnapps off of Austria Hott's cheecks.
 

Schenker:

http://www.historiasdelrock.com/MichaelSchenker/Michael_schenker.jpg
 

Lefty is Euro Teen Wolf. Righty is his homeboy "Der Schtyles."

I think that pic was snapped in a cellar in Austria.
 

Inga is so proud
and loves BOTH of her mothers
Yah, shoor, U betcha!
 

Wow, thats an impressive level of orange there. The poor girl(?), she looks scared and sick. The mix of Ax, LA Looks, and fake tan are probably burning her nose like binge on $1K worth of coke. What the hell is wrong with the troll on the right? He's going to give me nightmares for the next month. The one on the right looks like he's trying to revert back to our common ancestor with Apes. Stop hanging on her she isn't a tree.
 

That asshole on the right looks like what happened to the bad guy in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" when he drank from the wrong Holy Grail.

Spray on tan and queer hair style - He chose unwisely.
 

I can't believe the old guy from the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey has returned to earth sporting spikey hair and a white adidas track suit.

After staring at this picture for a few minutes, I'm beginning to feel like HAL 9000, "I'm afraid. I'm afraid. My mind is going Dave...I can feel it".

-PoppaPills
 

She's got the defensive arm up to keep Sven Blowdry's groping arms off her tits. Good girl.

If we took all of Jahndidas' brain cells and counted them up we might kill ten minutes.
 

Not since small-pox infested blankets being given to Native Americans has there existed such a devious plan as this for spreading the disease!

Poor Sweden has no idea what's in store for it!

The Greico Virus has found it's "tools" and is on it's way global!

G0D help us all!
 

They have the tan, the grease, the gel....

And yet they seem strangely washed out and pale. Weird. They have so little substance that even their 'bagitude is somewhat translucent.
 

Crap, now I have to burn all my Adidas gear. The only thing redeeming about this pic is that the Swedish au pair seems to be stifling a giggle at how incredibly douchey these two Eurobags are.
 

I wondered what happened to those guys from Nelson.
 

These douche's look like they're about 40 year olds. I guess that's what happens when you tan all day long for the first 12 years of your life.
 

It must have been love but they're douchebags now. This is some sort of Roxette, Ace of Bass, ABBA cover band that's on tour hitting all the gay bars across America.
Dancing Queens indeed.

Sweden has given us Henrik Lundqvist and meatballs and all they got in return was fake tans and spiky hair. You're welcome Sweden.
 

So, Gunther, do your three children work in the circus too?

Ya.


IFYM
 

Old 'bag eyes...you had me at "..when he drank from the wrong Holy Grail"

- “W.D.G.G.G.G from NJ/NY” Hater

(WOP, Dego, Guinea, Goombah, Guido, Greaseball from New Jersey or New York – Hater)
 

I'm pretty sure all three of those turds are chicks.

It's like looking at a picture from the Wimbledon ladies' final, circa 1973.
 

today, hitler douche, tomorrow, deutschebags!!!
 

better yet, the children of henrik zetterberg and mats sundin
 

I'm with blair (4:26) on this one - these three might be future gym teachers/softball coaches.

Still, I'd welcome Bagnarok if it were to rid us of this sort of thing.
 

EEeeeK!!! EEaAaUgUGHH!!! ACK! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!

WHAT ARE these weird scrotal objects? This is what happens when you recontextualise the two least cool paces in the USA (Los Angeles and New Jersey) and send it to Europe. IT comes back weirder and "better" in some twee tweaked out sense.

Ref: Beatles. Take Chuck Berry, sanitise it, put it in a suit, make it happy, and bingo: Beatles. And the Beatles were great because Chuck Berry (and Bo Diddley and the rest) were all great.

But when you send oooozing buckets of cultural puss to Europe you get it back only oozier and pussier, and infinitely more revolting. And Twee. And that's what we have here. All the fashion victim stupidity and entitlement of LAX mixed with the scrotal imbicility of the tards who live under the landing pattern for EWR, blown through the cheery Green Energy Windmills and Ecotopian freak zone that is northern Europe.

Man, that is one fucked up combo. Like everclear and black Sambuca.
 

Und now iz zee time on Sprockets ven vee douche!
 

These bags better be in the next weekly.
 

Those two are just pure magic!!
On the left, some kind of that R'n'B singer Omarion gone white and gay (if he is not already...). And on the right, the most empty look you've ever seen, even in the eyes of a cow... I wish I could print my elbow in that shiny forehead of his. This dude looks so dumb!! They got to be next week "HCwDB of the week". I'm just laughing my ass out, this pic is so grotesque!!
HC's not that hot by the way, her teeth may be stained by tobacco or something...
 

Two Words.......

Caaaaaaaaaaptain Caaaaaaaaaveman!!!
 

Looks like "The Brood"
http://www.b-movies.gr/UserFiles/Image/ready%20pics%202/the%20brood/the%20brood%204.jpg


-David Cronendouche
 

NVH, not very hot. I'm guessing graduation picture based on what I can see of her attire and flattened hair. We should be proud of her for accomplishing what her "brothers/really ugly sisters/lesbian step parents?" failed so miserably to do.
 

In Soviet Russia, track suit wears you!
 

Oompa Loompa disease is sweeping across oceans it seems.

So sad... at such a young age, too...

"Blech!" none-the-less.
 

hahaha ! damn that's great!
i almost feel bad, but ye, those are definitely douchebags. but of the harmless variety
 

hahaha ! damn that's great!
i almost feel bad, but ye, those are definitely douchebags. but of the harmless variety
 

my name is actually inga. but you're still awesome.
 

Holy hell, they look like toasted goblins...
 

That ain't right.
 

A couple of burnt swiss guidos. Haha sounds like something on the Taco Bell value menu.