Wednesday, May 07, 2008
HCwDB of the Week: Bra!!

Broheim!! Guess who won the HCwDB of the Week, bra? Another Pepsi, bro!!
It was a tight race between Bra and DNA Dan, but Bra rocked the star tatt to victory. In an excellent and hilarious comments thread (props to everyone who voted), the people spoke, and they spoke braly:
Rocko: Bra! Easily Bra!
Steve Douchemi: Bra! I gotta vote for Bra, bra.
Corbin: Bra! most definitely
Husker Douche: Bra! Duude, I'm the effin douchebag of the week bra! Seriously Bra, I'm gonna effin nail SO MANY BITCHES!!! Yo baby, kiss the star and you can be my star, no seriously, I wanna be Bras with your bra, give it to daddy.
Exactly. And Cool Hand Douche reminds us not to leave out that compact package of hottness on Bra's arm:
She is the lovin' spoonful that helps the medicine go down. I'd detail Bra's white Miata just to catch a glimpse of her posterior in jean shorts in the side mirror.
Well put, CHD, and note the affectionate embrace she's got under Bra's bra. Carl Lazlo agrees:
Brosef Bag. Star tats, flexed biceps, pucker faced and hand fake gang gestures guarantee a victory. Add in the dual chains (with charms) and the fact that he isnt wearing any shorts, and I say brosef is the winner. Little Shannon Doherty hott is deliteful.
Well put Lazlo, now get back to the basement lab. However, anonydouche notes the shirtless factor in the club, and casts in with DNA Dan:
my vote goes to DNA Dan - at least Bra is outside and has a valid reason for not wearing a shirt
As does samantha:
DNA Dan, although I feel sort of bad because I can tell he's only about 2 IQ points above mentally retarded. But maybe it's that, combined with Librarian Hott's glasses that really cinches it for me.
Excellent taste in hotts, Sammy. But leader of the band (norcal chapter) reminds us not to forget about the Gospel of Vin:
With references to scripture, I'd have to vote Vinny. No need to mention the checklist of what makes him one. The light on his face is like the hand of God pointing a yellow-bulbed flashlight at his face telling us this simple word, "Douchebag!"
Well put LotB(nc). But this is Broheim's week. A number of readers noted that Bra has upgraded Ubiquitous Red Cup with some Pepsi sponsorship. Very impressive. And as the everpresent anonymous hits the nail on the head:
Bra FTW! DNA Dan looks more like a science experiment than a douche. Bra, however, is everything that makes me want to remove my skin with a vegetable peeler after going out on a Saturday night.
Raise his Star Tatt to the rafters. Bra will be formidable in the Monthly.
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DNA dan was robbed. DNA Dan and Dog are two of the best bags to recently grace the site and neither could pull out a win. What is the world coming to when roided up tattbags can't beat a simple orange county cabana boy?
And after all of the work that librarian-glassed scientist hott put into socializing the missing link. Poor DNA Dan; I bet he UNNNGGGHHH's himself to sleep tonight.
Yeah, DNA Dan was definitely robbed.
Should we demand a recount, like they did in Hiding Out?
Is this like the Fiesta Bowl where the crooked ref threw a penalty flag after Miami had won the game?
Should we demand a recount, like they did in Hiding Out?
Is this like the Fiesta Bowl where the crooked ref threw a penalty flag after Miami had won the game?
I really disliked DNA Dan, but lets face it, the look alone on Bra's face, that look of having taken a big drink from his vinegar and water, the stupid star and the bargain priced Jesus bling.....oh yeah...he's definitely the weekly winner.
He may get his own special column one day.
He may get his own special column one day.
Recount! Recount! Somebody recheck all the "choads"... I mean "chads".
DNA DAN go boom? No Way DNA DAN! We're gonna take this all the way to the higest court of opinion... The tough looking cool kids who smoke behind the Seven-Eleven.
DNA DAN go boom? No Way DNA DAN! We're gonna take this all the way to the higest court of opinion... The tough looking cool kids who smoke behind the Seven-Eleven.
Sorry Vin. I rooted for you bro but support for Broheim is like a tidal wave that wouldn't be denied. Oh well.
WTF? DNA DAN LOST?
How? He's like douchebagness incarnate. He's a ruined cross between Lou Ferigno and Chi Chi the wonder chimp. He's the roided out bunghole from Franklin New Jersey who punched kids for fun. He's got it all. The muskles, the pointless tribal tats, the ultimate neanderthal look of "duh". Dan got jobbed. Shame shame shame.
How? He's like douchebagness incarnate. He's a ruined cross between Lou Ferigno and Chi Chi the wonder chimp. He's the roided out bunghole from Franklin New Jersey who punched kids for fun. He's got it all. The muskles, the pointless tribal tats, the ultimate neanderthal look of "duh". Dan got jobbed. Shame shame shame.
Holy shit i know that kid he goes to UF. His name is nick guerra or something you can looking him up on facebook and that girl is Diana Feng we use to call her Feng Bang. Fucking slut!
If this douchenozzle ever got a shot of her, it would kill him like a dose of strychnine. Guaranteed!
"DNA Dan go emo now."
Gawdammit bra, that's some funny shit!
DNA Dan go back to forest,
re-think living thing,
piss on self,
return shiny light place with
soft pecked fishy crotch ones,
This time new holes in face,
hand thin bones dark,
red cup smash after down
girl-water Zima!
DNA Dan was robbed....of chromosomes necessary to allow him to learn to control his bowels like "many moons living" people!
Star-cep Bra-douche is a pud-putz, collegiate-level ultra-douche choad turd burglaring future prison bitch, so...good call...Though DNA Dan will live in our collective memory as something to laugh at till we puke...
Gawdammit bra, that's some funny shit!
DNA Dan go back to forest,
re-think living thing,
piss on self,
return shiny light place with
soft pecked fishy crotch ones,
This time new holes in face,
hand thin bones dark,
red cup smash after down
girl-water Zima!
DNA Dan was robbed....of chromosomes necessary to allow him to learn to control his bowels like "many moons living" people!
Star-cep Bra-douche is a pud-putz, collegiate-level ultra-douche choad turd burglaring future prison bitch, so...good call...Though DNA Dan will live in our collective memory as something to laugh at till we puke...
Somone friend Bra on facebook so we can pick from the veritable cornucopia that is his shared pictures. Im sure the douchiness will be flowing like wine.
AHH hahaha, i know that girl, i wanna fuck herrrr
yo bra, the reason u didn't get any from her is cuz she's asian and thus a little out of ur intellectual league...hey tila, me love u long time ;)
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yo bra, the reason u didn't get any from her is cuz she's asian and thus a little out of ur intellectual league...hey tila, me love u long time ;)
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