Dudue must have been impressed by Oompa's look. And his belt isn't working.
She's cute though.
Where's Ubiquitous Red Cup when you need it?
 

Looks like Herb got off work at some Best Buy shop
 

This picture says,

I propose a toast!

On behalf of my awesome scrotish hoodie, and my low hung jeans!
 

I don't know about this one DB1 I see no scrotebaggish behavior, no douchly gesture, Looks like a normal Nate or an Average Adam
 

I'm more inclined to give Herb the "nottadouche" pass than Twiggy McGee

Herb seems like a healthy male that has not been infected with the Scrotius bacterium
 

I'm not entirely sure we have scroteworthy action here. The apparel does not scream douche nor does he illuminate his surroundings with a disgusting orange glow. Also, he has the expression of "Yeah, I am here... you caught me. Raise my glass to you" As opposed to the typical douche prose "Duuuuuude look at me... I'm buff... arrrrrrrrrrrr.... check out my killer hand sign dude.. woooooooooo YAH!"
 

Hey!

That's the guy that fixed my computer!


He works for Geek Squad!


ALRIGHT!
 

..he seems to be having a good time and almost smiling.

almost 99% of the time that = nottadouche

the rest of the time it's Bra!
 

Catch 'n release DB1.
Catch 'n release.
 

I give this one a pass, DB1. A least from this picture. He looks like he may actually be a Bag, but I need more evidence.
 

seems okay to me. not a douche.
 

We need some more Bra...
 

Nottadouche. Average guy lucky enough to have a cheerfully hot girlfriend.
 

Not a douche. Not at all. And it's "Stamford."
 

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And Stamford isn't close by Bristol where ESPN is located, and the pre-Med Yale chick would be in New Haven anyway.
 

Here's to you, spray on tanner, Salut!
 

preppy yes.. douchie no.

you get a pass here, your girlfriend is sweet!
 

Seriously, how is this guy even in the discussion? Yeah he's tanned, but some people do get tanned by going in the sun (I know I'm shocked too!). He's not wearing bling, he's rocking a little sag but nothing bad, this guy gets a 100% "Not a Douche" pass. I'm not really even sure why this pic is up... oh why hello there my princess, that's quite the smile you have, it's just too bad the gates of hell are reflected in your eyes.

SHIT, I just realized that this is the Keymaster and the Gatekeeper that lore (or Ghostbusters) has foretold of. Great, just what I needed.
 

DB1, you cheer me up to no end.
 

I'd say nottadouche, except that there's the beginning of the King of the Bar glint in his eye. It's a sad voyage from which there's no return. Unfortunately, many of us have witnessed this tragedy first hand. Especially if we're from Cleveland, Dallas, or San Diego.

Here's how it goes. Hoodie this week.

Next week, new facial hair and dog tag bling. He leaves the smell of Axe in his wake, wherever he goes.

After that, he takes the plunge and goes for the tribal tatt and hooks up with a friend of a friend of a friend who can get him the juice. He gets a pair of star tattoos, one on each shoulder.

Next thing you know, he's shopping for Affliction shirts and a white belt and starts wearing huge sunglasses indoors. He starts calling all his buddies "Broseph".

And it's too late. Another life lost to the douche side.

DB1, is there some kind of intervention program like "Scared Straight" for guys like Herb?

Or do we wait until he becomes intolerable and steal his hott?

I'd prefer the second option, myself.
 

apparent dollar sign on shirt; fuzzy tassle crap on left chest area; random douche ass ring; red sox on in background (granted, could be sportscenter); he spent more time on his hair than she did.

approaching stage one at a minimum.

DB1: respect on cropping the fugly girl outta the pic.
 

@viva: Note the SportsCenter graphic.

I'm giving this guy a nottadouche pass. He reminds me of guys I knew in college who could easily have been 'bags but narrowly missed somehow. He probably just went through a douchebag faze for a semester and can't afford new jeans.
 

After much contemplation, I have to give Herb here the "nottadouche" stamp... but he dodges it by a hair. He is definitely making a quick descent towards level 1 doucheitude. He is sporting a popped collar white sweathshirt (not a hoody.) He's sporting entry level douche bling on his finger. The decision to go with the sagging pants stems from the nascent douche in him wanting to break free.

Her... I want to lick her used Crest white strips!
 

DB1 is entitled to make mistakes.

this guy ain't even close to a douche.
 

Not a douche. not a hottie. Just a drunken dickweed and his pneumatic and preternaturally cheery girlfriend. Are they an insufferable pair? Yes. Douchebag and hottie? nope.
 

How could this guy be even close to stage 1? I mean, I know there's a little bit of a douchebag in all of us, but if we are going to label an average joe like this as stage 1, then we are headed down the slippery slope my friends. A greasy, spray-tan slippery slope that ends with us all being huge douchebags. The line between douche and notadouche has become horribly blurred by our collective hott-envy. Where will it end?
 

Guys, you missed that his collar is up!!!!!

I've already called NORAD, the airstrike is on the way!
 

My bad anon 8:05 - I see you noticed the popped collar as well.

You need to check in your DB Hunter's Manual though, popped collars are a capital offence.
 

Popped collar, orange and underwear showing qualifies as stage-1. They all can't be Prompas, people.
 

Seriously... if you guys dont think the chick is hot, you must have only met women thru porn and comic books.

Douche or not, I want to punch him for his toasting of the alleged conquest of this cutie.
 

Ralphie from the Sopranos.
 

Herb, he is waaaaayysted!
if not for gorgeous' firm grip
he'd be on the floor
 

but, seriously
they both look at camera
only her eyes shine!
 

Dig the hoodyless hoody.

notadouche, notahottie

"Sup Herb, go get me another beer. I know you bought last round, but we let you hang out with us."
 

This is a Scrote undercover. It is well known that they are attempting to go underground to survive the new threat of eratication by the anti-douche.
 

I'll see your douche and raise you five!

What the hell is the matter with everyone? Did everyone get laid this Mem. day weekend and feel all maternal?

That sag puts him in deep douche. Period.
Spiky hair. Popped collar. Middle finger ring. Super tan.

and damn if that's not a shell necklace. Guy sucks.
 

i know everyone's rushing to defend this tool. fuck him. and fish slap.
 

douche is as douche does and this meticulously over-tan, designer-hoodie-wearing choadstool needs to be cracked upside the head with a Woodworm Torch Premier Cricket Bat ASAP

do not doubt DB1.
DB1 knows things.
he is wise.
 

Thanks to those who called on the popped collar.

You are correct, gentlemen. How the hell did I miss this?

Oh, I know. I'd just made my vote in the weekly and was trying to keep from explosively evacuating my bowels.

But it's not just a popped collar. It's the popped collar on a "WARM-UP JACKET". Not a soccer jacket or a track suit jacket or a tennis jacket, but a useless WARM-UP JACKET used in the sport of ... warming-up?

He immediately jumps to stage three.
 

bros...she's got man-hands
 

wow another hottie on the site i gotta meet guys like that!
 

nottadouche
 

Aw, he's not so douche.
 

Not a douche. He's actually pretty do-able
 

Douche. And one of the worst kinds, too- the Corporate Douche.
 

Honestly this is ridiculous. This guy is one of my really good friends. The fact that he's tan and wears Abercrombie does not make him a douche. He's a great guy with a great personality. So maybe all of you that nothing to say buy "Definately a douche" can take your ignorance and shove it up your asses.
 

i really think u should cut this guy some slack DB1, i dont recon he cuts being a douche. to me he looks like an ordinary person
 

Red challenge flag has been thrown - upon further review - YES - it is a popped collar - and YES - it is spikey hair - so YES - welcome to peticoat doucucheville my friend!