Saturday, May 10, 2008

 

It's Saturday, Bra!!


Bra!! It's Saturday, broheim!!

And you know what Saturday means, bra. Time to strip down to silk shorts and wristdanas, brosky.


And say hello to the strippers, bra.


Bra!!

Comments:
its so bad...i got nuthin.
 
Bra? ... could the weekend get any effing better? .. no way Broski!!
 
Is this the same Bra? this Bra has a side body tat, and the friday Bra Does not?
 
Scrote is not a means; it is an end....

Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself....

The old civilizations claimed that they were founded on love or justice. Ours is founded upon hatred. In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement. Everything else we shall destroy - everything.... No one dares trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer. But in the future there will be no wives and no friends....

(...)

There will be no art, no literature, no science.... There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always - do not forget this, Winston - always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless....

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Bra!! stamping on a human face - forever
 
I am beginning to believe that DB1 has a copy of Bra's copiously illustrated autobiography: "My Sweet Life with Cola and Hoes" but with this latest installment I spy for the first time a second semi-hidden tattoo ... Surely this means that Bra is not just a Giant among DBs but also a very humble one ... no whole tattooed sleeve monsters writhing in passion all around his arms, no huge jungle leafed tribal tats like a primeval rain forest all over his back, just some super kewl discrete tats only to be revealed in moments of extreme overwhelming doucheosity ..
 
this bra is super do-able!!
 
lawl. hot chick is a slut.
 
Brosefs,
Are we sure this is Bra and not Bra's Bro? The tats don't seem to match up, but maybe were seeing a new and douchier bra in this photo.
 
Bra!!s douchosity seems a little subdued in this photo. I think maybe the bleeth in the middle is draining some of his scrote power for her own ends.
 
Does the black stripper have bullet holes in her side and scars on her thigh?

Nasty. Almost as nasty as Bra.

However, I would suck on Christina Applegate hott's lips like a fat kid on a popsicle. A fleshy, sexy popsicle.
 
Bra! Should I go to the Hall of Scrote Broheim?!

I think it's getting close, gentlemen. He is flirting with the HoS. He's an instant classic. And by classic I mean pile of frat-poo.
 
Are you sure Bra isn't Photoshopped into this pic?
 
At least Bra knows the benefits of wearing mesh shorts to a strip club.

But I'd assume it's a little embarrassing to walk out out of the Vu with a soiled crotch.

Hell yeah Bra!!
 
This guy is taking DOUCHE to a whole 'nother level.

I'd really like to brain him. Though, finding that brain might be tough. I guess I'll just have to hit him in the head with a baseball bat.
 
Has this site sparked a new generation of Original Bra! imitators?

Die Hard 2 Bag?
 
This is BRA! for sure.

It appears to be a later pic, six months of HGH and another douche tattoo later.

He's roaring down the express lane to Scroteville with a one-way ticket.
 
Where is the star bicep tat?
 
bra...is there any pepsi here?
 
Same Bra, different day. I think he's got the side tat in all three pics, it's just been hidden by his steroided arm.

I think we have a serious HoS contender here.

The real question is: Will we ever see Bra with a shirt on?
 
Same Bra, different day. I think he's got the side tat in all three pics, it's just been hidden by his steroided arm.

I think we have a serious HoS contender here.

The real question is: Will we ever see Bra with a shirt on?
 
I have jerked off to this photo four times already. Discuss.
 
Repeated for no reason whatsoever. I apparently have an internet stutter.
 
Ooooo...

Douchebag or not, he's sexy here and I'd hit it.
 
I think we have found a recent trend of some of the slutty hotties we see on this site looking for there pictures with all these douchebags and taking the time to comment on the forum.
Good to see disregard of douchatood even within the site. Rock those herpes until they go out of style ladies!
 
If this is the orginal Marlo Braheim, I need to know where the star tat is. It is the mark of the beast.
 
r u blind its right by his nipple
 
Not blind at all. That is what appears to be hair. Look at Brosef bag in the HCwDB weekly and the star is at the frontier and postier of the biceps. This is an imitation.
 
Who are all these Bleeths who are commenting on bangin' Bra? Well, I guess if your into dudes who call you "Sweet Tits" and chuckle then "Bra" will melt your butter.

They'd probably bang a bed post and claim it wasn't slutty because they put a rubber on it first.
 
I am from UF...and this is "Bra." Trust.


He does have a little brother...and I think he'll be making this site very shortly.

But this is "Bra." That is not armpit hair, that is the star tattoo. He has two of them; one on each bicep. One is red and one is blue.

Regards,

Gainesville Douche Patrol
 
Throw him in the HoS... the sight of this guy makes me flash white with rage. I can't take anymore.

-North Dascrota
 
Different Bra, but still scrote!
 
Based on side tat and placement of star tattoo on bicep, I am convinced this is not the same bra.

But, alas, are the bras not all the same? An army of shirtless broheims, wearing not red star uniforms but right bicep star tattoos.

"Driving along on this highway
All these bras and upon the sidewalk
Douches in every direction
No words exchanged, no time to exchange them
All the little broheims marching
Black star and hand gesture waving
They all do it the same
They all do it the same way"
-Douche Matthews
 
Is he wearing wristbands on both 'roid arms? A sure sign he doesn't bathe regularly, which is a surefire path to the HoS in a handbasket, and he'd like a seat upgrade.
 
Bra! He is an instant legend. I do believe that is the fabled star tat on the right arm by the tres Hott blonde, not hair. Long, flowing armpit hair would be a nice touch on ol' Bra!, though.

Mad props for going to the strip club in yer jammies there Bra!. You are well and truly the undiluted essence of douche.
 
Same bra, bra. The star tattoo is like, the same bra. But bra got a sharpie pen and drew on his side bra. It was awesome.
 
Photo caption: "Law School Study Group - Domestic Relations"
 
It was take your son to work day at the only strip club in Johnson City, Tennessee. Moms in the middle is strictly day shift material.

What IS up with these drive-by hoes commenting on DBs fuck worthiness? And, by drive-by ho, I mean gay dudes.

Acey-Douchey
 
If its the same girl which they look exactly alike, I know the african american chick he's with except that she's not american. she's french. so would I say the african french chick he's with??

Anyways. I took her home for me and my girlfriend and I'm not a hottchick or a douchebag so I'm guessing that was an easy pull for broheim there.
 
I cant believe there are actual bleethed out skeezers (otherwise known as hot chicks) trolling for choad on this website. That is hilarious. If only we could please have a pic now. Please.
 
In defence of the few women that do post on here, it's pretty wrong that us men comment all day long on hitting the Hitt, yet the instant one of the women readers pipe in with "He's not too bad, lose the sneer and I'd do him" or something, it doesnt make them sluts. If a chick is poison-emittingly level 5 bleethe, many here would still say they's hit it, yet not be manhoes.
Please chill on the women, they are some of us' only hope for opposite-sex understanding our collective obsession with mocking the Douche/Hott bipolarity.

Bra!
 
I dub thee Tom Bra-dy, Douche of the BagTable.
 
Two chicks making out should make me feel a lot better than this does. Something is wrong.........
 
Must be Pyjama Day at the office. And by Pyjama I mean Scrote.
 
Wow she is a pimpette!!!!
 
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