The ta-ta size is obscured by the wavy material.

Why the hell do people were those stupid big sunglasses?
 

Olive Oyl and Poopeye out at da club!
 

I like her top, but she looks about 16. However, he doesn't look much older, so I guess that's okay.
 

Nothing says Straight G like a co-ordinated Donna Karan ensemble
 

What a chode stool mess this is.
I've seen better clothing coordination at the school for the blind.
 

The assassin wearing sunglasses at night in a dark club is coming to seek revenge here on Spiffy because he forgot to replace the drain plug on his Cadillac.

"He sleeps with the wrenches."
 

mmmmm. nipples.
 

His DKNY ensamble shows up at old girl's doorstep:

"Dook-uh Brah!zi sleeps with the wrenches"
 

At least she's the one wearing the black nail polish. I consider this an improvement over the last 2 weeks of douches.

...

Upon further review, no I don't. This choad needs to have his Jiffy Lubed by Brutus.
 

Bra!! would open a can of pepsi all over this douche and then scream WHOOOOOOO, and we'd all laugh and be happy again. Instead this douche just makes me angry.
 

Let me know if Jiffy Lube kicks you some free oil changes for the plug. Cuz if the cheap bitches don't show the love, I'm taking the Von Goolo XL-5 exclusively to Oil Can Henry's from now on.
 

Two things:

1. This pairing of clothing just caused me to have a seizure

2. This is why the world hates America.

Fuck this guy and his coordinated shirt and hat.
 

I hate this guy.
 

I can only pray the guy in the background is a version of The Terminator sent back in time by Sarah Connor or someone to kill this asshole, preventing him from knocking up Ski Goggles, thus saving the planet.

But I imagine he's probably flashing a Shocker - we just can't see it.

Damn.
 

good call!! ... scooby douche!!
 

this guy reminds me of gray's anatomy


because he's a giant stinky turd
 

seriously...
wtf is up with the sideways peace sign? what does it mean?

half-empty peace?

the peace also rises?

can't hear this?should i turn it up for you?

if peace fell in a forest, and no one was there to hear it, would it make a difference?

the hungry alligator?

i wish you mild discontent?

really. what does it mean???
 

oh wait...

i know.

it signifies being circumcised.
 

You KNOW those sunglasses are his, and they complete his Douche ensemble... she just borrowed them to protect the innocent (her)...
 

"...sometimes the only rational response to an irrational world is a free plug for Jiffy Lube"

I agree with DB1. If by "free" he means "butt", and by "Jiffy Lube" he means the goober in this picture.
 

I'm thinking they are dressed up for a Halloween party. It's really quite obvious. She's dressed as a 70s era housewife and he is dressed as her small son Ricky. Notice the rag-a-muffin spin of the hat, he has a baseball mitt on his right hand. How adorable. The 'scissor' move shows that he's a big fan of 'Thread Bangers.' http://www.threadbanger.com/ He's gay like that.

- Douchey Smurf
 

@johnny scrotten - that is one of the most important and salient questions of our time. I don't think we need to over-analyze this though. To the people who flash the sideways peace sign/scissors sybmol, I think it means "look how awesome I am." To the rest of us, it means "I'm a douchebag."
 

She had the goggles of a welder and sweet, cute smile.
He was a hip-hop wigga who threw it peace style.
Her fashion was retro, and she worked it real hard.
His shit was whack, he just looked like a retard.
At the end of the night while smoking a fag, she thought to herself "Why was I hanging all night with that white trash, Douchebag?"

- Douchey Smurf
 

@ Johnny Scrotten:

Maybe they're just trying to do that "I'm keeping and eye on you" pointing from their eyes to your eyes thing, but they're dyslexic.

Nah, they're just stupid douchebags.
 

@douchey mcdouche & darksock...

you guys are right. best not to over-alanyze it.

sideways peace = douche.

a very simple equation.

i thank you both for the clarity.
 

thats over analyze it.

speaking of dyslexic.
 

If not for the tweezers this scrote would have a unibrow from hell.
 

I'd like to hit him in the back of the head with a bat and hope my follow through gets her too. Big sunglasses make even the hottest chicks look like idiots. And she's not that hott.
 

When I see a knuckle dragger like that asswad I think of only one thing. You ready?

http://tinyurl.com/66wjbu
 

All dressed up and ready for the Panic! at the Disco show.

Douche and douchier.
 

picasso has to be rolling over in his grave...
 

Does Lindsey Lohan have a younger, douchebag loving, sister?

Tone Ranger
 

I like the tilted-back gaze in his eyes like he thinks he knows something.
 

I propose that the oversize sunglasses are signs of approaching Bleeth. No chicka with any self-respect would allow this assclown within 50 yards.

At least that's what helps me sleep at night.
 

20 bucks says she has a Costco-sized amount of KY in the crap flume...
 

Hahaha. You guys always have the best pics. I linked you from my blog, "Really Drunk Girls", because I love you so much!
 

her rectum is older that she is, meaning i bet it is tore up. i would anal her.
 

He is clearly a fuckwit douchebag. Anyone wearing a DKNY T with matching baseball hat, worn at a jaunty 90 degree angle is clearly a douche, and his rhetoric and facial fuzz seals the deal: DoucheTard (tm) Extra-ordinaire.

I think the interest in this picture is the Bleeth. She's clearly dabbling in Bleethness. The welding goggles are the dead giveaway. She has black fingernails, so at least that's gender appropriate, but when you combine the goggles with the fact that it's clearly the middle of the night she's trying to be LiLo or Britney on the skids (well, they're both pretty much skidmarks anyway, but you get my point).

Wait a minute - They both suck. who cares. She'll end up a spooge receptical for some middle manager. He'll don a suit and sell insurance. They think they're young and cool and fun, and they're just idiots. Photos like this suck all the joy out of life.
 

I would like to make the sweetest of animal noises with her modness.

Oh, the pale delish.
 

So many of these pics make me turn to the warm comfort of a baseball bat...
And there's that douche gang sign again. You can see the genesis of such a sign right here. The female, in pacifist naiveté, raises the peace sign. The douche, in flattering mimicry, copies her peace sign, but has to morph it gangsta-like to show douchy dominance. The peace sign then becomes the douche gang sign.
 

This girl is b.o.b.a.r.: bleethed-out beyond all recognition. It would really take two of her to get any more bleethed.
 

these two look perfect for eachother -- they both look rediculous. what a couple of cunts.
 

YO, DA J-LUBE GOT 'TUDE, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', G? PROPS FO' K-FED! WORD!

Please, someone take the mall gangsta out behind the Abercrombie & Fitch store and put him out of his emo-wannabe misery.