Run hotts! Run for the hills! Douchezilla looks hungry!

- Douchey Smurf
 

Brunette = Cute
Douchezilla = Star tat a peaking, hairdo a spikin', gang hand a throwin', t-shirt a boring.
Blonde = Hott
Johnny Flex = "Look Maw... I can makes me a muskle... har, har."

- D. Smurf
 

ok fuck dan. this guy deserves the crown.
 

Whoa! Bad medicine with the orange tanner, bra! Better cover up with the inside-out T-shirt, broheim, or the bitches will NOT be diggin' your action.
 

man, i wish i could take back my vote for DNA Dan.

This guy clearly deserves the weekley and maybe more...
 

I'm so glad I don't go to places that serve all drinks in plastic cups. Was the Goose embarrased and had to cover up with a blue sarong. Or is Bra's Bro drinking a fruity wine with just a tickle of jizz? Aaah, America at it's finest. It's why people with jobs want the youth of America to die.
 

"Okay Bra are you ready to pose for this picture! I SAID Bra, Are you ready to pose for THIS PICTURE!"

The cute little curried Tamil rebel babe on the left does not look all that into it. She's like, my parents rode on a boat for two weeks so that I would have the opportunity to date this douche?
 

GENETICALLY SUPERIOR!!! STAY ALPHA, BRO!
 

sometimes all that needs to be said is.....tool
 

sometimes all that needs to be said is.....tool
 

DB1, if you had run this pic instead of the pool shot, I would have immediately cast my vote for Bra. And by cast my vote I mean hurled a '66 Chevy 290 engine block off a forty-two story building onto his black 1998 3-series.

Likewise, congratulations to mini-bra on persuading his little sister to get out of the goddamn house for once.

I'm smelling an easy monthly.

And special note to Weston Winthrop VanderLoot III in the lower right corner: You definitely rock those shorts better than my mom does in hers, dude.
 

....and they are but young douche larvae and have yet to mature to their full greasy potential.....

Run from the double douche bras Brandy, before it's too late!
 

Three questions:

1. What the fuck does his shirt say?

2. Where the hell did the over-gelled forward-sidesweep, center-peaked "style" originate, and for the love of God, WHY?

3. Is that some kind of douche ID bracelet he's wearing? You know, the kind that says "In case of emergency, please contact Armani Exchange and and my dad's dealership (in that order) -- CAUTION: I'm taking heavy doses of AXE and self-tanner. Biohazard protection may be required..."
 

Although a little flat-chested, Maria is pretty cute. And Bra is just a huge 'bag. Plain and simple.
 

nice move DB1! squash all complaints by running a follow up pic of bra!

holy jeebus...he's douchetacular even fully clothed!
 

Isn't Bra a weightlifter in the Special Olympics?
 

Is he trying to rock the Retarded Spider hand gesture?

I think his shirt says, "Sore Studded."
 

there once was a dude name bra
with maria attached to his paw
he would hold his hand high
and lift his drink towards the sky
id cut off that arm with a saw
 

i think his shirt says so studdly, in which case, he needs to be gangraped by machetes
 

Is there no way to get hair gel banned in this country?
 

Please let there be another photo of his googy mug in this series. It's like watching still shots of a shaved orangutan having a thorazine-induced seizure.
 

Bra is the first horseman of the Apocalypse.
 

Why is Bra hanging out with Chad Lowe?
 

Looks like Sand Diego State U frat choads the night before their bust!
 

"Ok, whoever wants a giant cock in their ass, raise your hands!!"
 

Let's don't call him Bra anymore.
I think he enjoys it.
Lets call him Manzir instead.
 

I'm sorry. This pic proves that DNA Dan should have been the winner.

Bra!! no matter how you say it. Is a little better than a run of the mill douche. The pool party shot made him weekly worth, but Dan is HoS worthy.

Still bitter about the weekly.

Fuck Bra, bra!!
 

Push up, Bra!




sorry......

-DarkSock
 

where are Great White...when you need 'em??
 

The DC Sniper called. He said move a little to the left...
 

"yo, bra...we found some chicks we can gang bang, then we can give each other high fives when we switch positions...yeah!!!"
 

Hey Bra, two Heinekens Broski

Bra one to the other bra

8=====D.
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Bra Two... Bra, tasted like Pepsi Bra....
 

When did Bra's chic turn into Jay Leno's lost Peruvian lovechild? Somewhere in Iowa, theres a farmer missing a potato plow....Bra's little pal is A Cup.

Yo A Cup, I'm dropping trow and rockin a Mr. Ed in a minute.
 

With Bra, Seacrest-bag, and the douche hat in the background, you almost have a perfect storm of douche. Xenu would make it perfect.
 

Okay.... his shirt says "Stop Stud Day". Is that supposed to mean something, other than maybe he bought it at engrish.com ?
 

The only legitimate reasons one could have to be in Bra's current body position is if a dwarf walked by and decided to jam his head up Bra's rectum while wearing a Viking helmet
 

That is the confirmation i needed to know Dean Cain was one magnanimous douche.
 

There's nothing like the aroma of Axe-armpit funk.
 

He looks like he is one "BRAAAA!!!" away from a brain aneurysm. Quick someone tell him his star tat looks totally "rad".
 

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it's good to see he has a sense of humor

douchemeter decreasing on this one
 

On the right...short man's syndrom...

from mishy pants
 

Dude NOT throwing up the Shocker 2 in the pink one in the stink Sign is CLEARLY a violation and down right flipant breech of of Brotocol. That shits like 101 class Bra!
 

Hott looked soooo much better in bikini.