Wonderful - Marshall Mathdouche and his buddy Slim Scrotey have hooked up with the Midriff Twins. Jesus... I see some kayaking and mountainbiking in their future. (see "genital herpes commercial")

Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
 

I hope one of those hotts is a nurse, his bandage slipped off his stump.
looks like its healed enough to fist his bag buddy.
Turdacious
 

To which of these Mensa candidates does that arm above the white hat belong?
 

Hott on the right has a bigger arm and more tats then the scrote on the left.
Turdacious
 

I believe the "mystery arm" belongs to some other douche who got left on the cutting room floor. Just my opinion.

Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
 

Lacking in hotts. But the guys are extra scrotey.

I ate your socks.
 

herion dealing douchebags and the skanks they infect?
 

White Hat Douche: "Moms won't let me get da tats like Marshall, yo... but she can't say nuh'in 'bout these fly clip on earrings. They da shit, yo. Fa reals."

Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
 

DB1 owns alpacas?
 

Middle "hott" is such a butter face that my cholesterol just went up 45 points. From the neck down, however, she's taut, trashy goodness.

Look for the upcoming biopic about these two, "3.5 Miles," about their epic rise in the white boy poser rap scene in Peoria. See how they rise in prominence, from impromptu concerts in their mom's basement to impromptu concerts outside the 7-11 a few miles down the road.
 

pfah... of course. Haven't you checked out wwww.DB1LovesHimSomeAlpacas.com?

Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
 

i love how the trend of "lobe stretching" is still going strong.

congratulations. keep stretching until you can fit a can of bud light in there. then, when you are old, you can take the rings out and have ear lobes that look like paris hilton's labia.


modern primitives, indeed.


by the way, if you have to try and look stoned, you need better weed.
 

My God! This picture induces the rage of a thousand suns in me!

That gutter slut on the left....I'm sure her daddy is so proud of her.
 

oh, and i didn't know spirograph made tattoo kits...
 

Both of these wannabe-keepin-it-gangstas look like they got there eyes gouged out and got skull-fucked while they did an hour and a half in County for jay walking.
If you want to know what Christina Aguilera would look like after falling asleep in a tanning booth while having a botched botox procedure in Tijuana, she's in the middle.
 

LeBron James tried to palm left hotts head and failed. It's that gigantic.
The douches need to be tied down to the hood of a car with C4 crammed up their rectums and given 2 minutes to shave, remove tattoos, and swear off baggy clothes or Denzel Washington will hit send on his cell phone.
 

wiggers wear wrist mandanas now? Just when all these d-baggers all start to mesh into a mesh of hair gel, shaved chests and shockers someone steps up their scrote game and makes an impact...I love how $5 a dance hottie is either pushing in her soon-to-be ward of the state or trying not to come into contact with that jack-asses nether regions. * el doucherino takes on the Colonel Kurtz pose from Douchetoevski's Av to keep the Eggos down this early*
 

Heroine? Nah. These little tikes know all about smoking some glass. Wigga trash. Trailer park drop kicks.

Chick to the far right is o.k.

Two Tone Tammy looks like she has palsy or a spinal injury... I think her walker is sitting just out of frame.

- Douchey Smurf
 

This picture makes me want to tie anchor line through their streched out lobes like a couple of carp and tie it to the back of my H3 and drag their nasty, poser, douche in a bag fuck stick bodies through a Sanoma cactus field.
This is a good example of why the youth of today suck on just about every level.
I hate these two assholes.
 

That lefty hott is one trailor park clap trap.
DB1 help me, I'd still do her doggy in a hot porta john.
 

Is that Fred Durst in the back holding his arm up? Maybe this is a new rap duo he's producing. Their album drops at the same time as their balls. The one on the right is Midget Mathers. These guys will fuck you up! They from the streets son!
Jam Master Jay is dead and gone yet these choads are roaming the streets probably reproducing as we speak. No wonder people hate us.
 

And by 'do her doggy' I mean 'Blumkin'
 

Two words
Ball bats
 

Those guys look sleepy. What a brace of douches.
 

im tellin you, mark it down for the douchie awards. douche accessory of the year: wristdanna.

this is like yin and yang, but there both yang. and by yang, i mean elephant taint growth.

those blondes are the kind that come stumbling into a Dennys at 4 in the morning and start yelling at old men who are staring at their tits hanging out. then the double douche dragons here talk shit and try to pick fights with retired TRW workers who just want to finish their coffee so they can take a decent shit.

Let's just hope they find the NRA Vietnam War vet who's just looking for an excuse to murder wigger scum.
 

From the creators of those other douchebag tattoo shows, brings you "Red Lobster Ink".
 

I find myself wondering what the collective IQ of all of the people in this picture is and concluding that it is likely to be less than the collective number of sexual partners of the two skanks in the picture.
 

@bcs: i'm with you on the wristdana. i just don't get it.

i'm picturing that choad at his shitty apartment ready to go out for the night, approx 3 hours before this photo was taken. he showers (for the first time in 3 days), shaves but misses a huge spot on his chin, grabs his hat and applies the appropriate 160 degree tilt, and then sees the white bandana on his nightstand. At that point, he decides to tie it around his wrist. That's where I get lost. I just don't get it.
 

DB1, please post another picture as soon as possible.

the current picture enrages me beyond words, and i've had too much coffee. who knows what i could be capable of.

please DB1. for the children.

i believe they are our future.
 

I love the girl on the left. I'd love her more after a face transplant.

Matching beard, matching earrings. How cute.
 

If my daughter ever brought a fuckwad like this home I'd put a Turkey load right through his head.
 

all i know is the trailer park must've been empty when this pix was taken
 

Cro-magnum hot is taking the axe body slide back down the evolutionary chart while wrist mandanna is ready to fight the power, if necessary.
 

You can tell that these choads come from the mean streets of Brookwood Manor housing development.
 

Giving these guys "Eminem" is too much credit.

These guys are 100% Limp Biscut Douche. Which I am sure is the go-to style in North Florida.
 

One Word....FUGLY! No Hotts here, move along................
 

that whole scene has West Virginia Trailer Park / local townie bar written all over it.

its the best they could all do. sad.
 

Ugh. The Nott on the left looks like Ron Perlman.

Her parents have to be closely related.
 

Nott on the left looks like you blended Christine Aguilera's DNA with truck stop commode water.

Oh, wait....sorry, Britney. No offense.

Guys, your lobes are stretched enough so you can ear-fuck each other silly; time to ditch the tramps.
 

wow...a couple of for sure front liners in the army of scrote!!!

christina aguilera should be home taking care of that little bundle of joy she brought into this world...

and avril lavigne, weren't you on tour???
 

These two can not be real? I thought this was something from the early 00's. Douche 1 and douche 2
 

@ ANON 7:17 am...LOL, i just now got it..i must be slower then these 2 choads
 

Severely lacking in hott. But they make up for it in douche.

cunts

-Douchesquire
 

This pic makes me happy to know that when I finish my steak at Mortons they will be back in the kitchen waiting to wash the fat and grissle off my plate.

PS, maybe I will leave a booger on the bottom as a little suprise.
 

I think we've got a weekly right here.
 

immigration issues solved:

Exhange these guys for a couple of hard working Mexicans.

We would clearly get the better end of the deal.
 

OMG, a double bagger...
 

I'm wondering what exactly was the point of left's...um...ill call her a "girl" for lack of a better term, outfit? She might as well have gone nekkid. She makes me slightly sick to my stomach. Right girl is less offensive but still trailer trash. I just don't know where to start with the douches, there's too much. It's similar to the feeling I had when I first went to Vegas, too much sensory overload. My monitor smells like poo and my eyes are burning from the wrongness that is this picture.
 

Looks like the welfare checks came out early this month.
 

Something tells me that left blonde didn't finish high school and that I coped a feel on her at a gentlemen'ts club in Detroit.
 

I would like the two wiggers to be dropped into downtown Baghdad so they can prove how "street" they are.
 

Seriously, where did this turdball look come from? WTF, do these two jerkweeds think they look "thug 4 life"?

Bring that weak shit down here to East Atlanta and that lobotomized trailer-park zombie gaze will be permanent.

Useless, dumb-ass dick drippings.
 

Aw, these two 'bags look they prolong the man hug thing a little longer than usual.
 

Deez two wiggas are as weak as any that have ever appeared here. I'd taze these two just to see 'em do the drop and flop. fo shizzle.
 

That chick on the left is so unhot it's humorous...

Those two punk-asses probably come from a small upscale suburb where they live with their parents listening to fiddy-cent CD's playing all gangsta in the mirror...

Scenes from "Malibu's Most Wanted" run through my mind while looking at those bags.
 

KmK dawg...
 

Swayback Sally's got the posture of a half-pipe, but I'd still like to do dirty, dirty things to her. Is that wrong? Am I a bad person?