Is Ted attempting to lick the giant glass dildo in Orange's hand?
 

Thanks, I just hurt my neck trying to get a shot of the upskirt on Argentine hott
 

soft, juicy thigh.....yummmmmm!
 

I can't believe how inner thigh that douche is. And Ted? WTF, his tongue wagging is almost see the vagina.
And when did they switch from Goose to I wonder if she is wearing underwear.
Nice necklace, I wonder if it is leaving a stain on his white pants.
Is that shirt a Robert Grahm? I noticed the alternating stripes and supple creaminess leading to the valley of the dillyhu.
 

I like beav' as much as the next guy, but I'll be honest, she's just not doing it for me. Upskirt shot or not, I imagine her pussy is greasy and smells like fast food.

This HAS to be a Special Education class reunion.
 

That fat load beside him is disgusting, and Ted is even worse. I'm still looking for the hot chick here. Let's see we have two pieces of douche, one average not-so-pleasingly-plump Latinina, and no hott.

Is that a cigar in Ted's mouth, or is he just glad to see any female within the six foot radius rule they use at his favorite strip club?

Tone Ranger
 

i was mostly over this scrote and in fact this type of scrote....i figured they got ana chicks with m&m peanut bolt on boobs and hair the color of preppie clothest dryer lint...but this girl has sweat sexy thighs that are all the more suggestive for their mildly fleshy excess....she looks all in all like a fairly reasonable woman and i for one am full of hate
 

I'm with old bag eyes on this one.
I bet she's got one raging, unkempt muff on that beaver.

Orange just stuck his peace sign in there and now 'Ted' is going to lick it up.
 

The more I look at this picture the more I yearn for a rusty pair garden shears that I would use to maim those nasty fingers and Ted's repulsive tounge. Middle butt stain looks like the zombie that dug that guy out of the cemetary in Serpant and the Rainbow.
Young hu-ahh has tremendously low self esteem to be hanging in the same zip code as these two turd sniffers.
 

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
 

Ted works as a fluffer for a hardcore gay porn studio.
 

Why the hate on my little latina bundle of fun? Look at that cute little innocent smile. I would crawl a mile over crushed Axe cans and pointy discarded 'bag bling for a chance to take a trip up that thigh to the land called Happytown.
 

She resembles Yasmin, but she is no bleeth. She looks pudgier than she is , because she has long legs and a short waist. I detect some incipient cellulite in her inner thighs. She will be a baby factory for Mr. Orange Scrote. He works for Amtrak as a ticket taker in Newark. The sidekick, Ted, also works for Amtrak, but as a custodian. He is a sensitive soul.
 

What ever happened to the "hot chicks" part of Hot Chicks with Douchebags?
 

If I had a hat, I'd vomit in it right now. Is the bald spot on the back of this greaseball's head responsible for the orange reflection going off behind him?

And who the hell let Teddy out of his cage? Bad Teddy. Very bad Teddy.
 

anyone know where I can purchase one of those blue-shirted helper monkeys?
 

@johnny scrotten, no purchase necessary - just paint yourself orange, spike the hair and dress like a douche --- and it will come.
 

DB1 -- this one is a weeeener! Really - there is a big, fat, orange cock in the middle -- see hot gay Ted is trying to sneek a lick! It attracts the ladies as well!
 

I've got a Three Stooges slap for these mofos... all three of them at once... smack, smack, smack (and a 2nd pop for fudpucker in the blue shirt.)

- Douchey Smurf
 

I wouldnt show her off, but I'd grab her at 2 am for some car sex before hitting the diner.

Orangina is Defcon 5, no more needs to be said.

Ted just graduated from Junior HIgh, at the age of 21. Cant get that toungue under control though. Poor, poor Ted.

~Douchesquire
 

The guy on the right looks just like a dude I saw in a porno banging some young-ish chick. He was one of the best actors I've ever seen in a porno...seriously.

I like any glimpse I can get of inner thigh.
 

Is she a true Hott? Probably not, but as my uncle always told me:

"don't turn down nothing but your shirt collar."

He was as wise as he was avuncular and never did me wrong.
 

"Yeah that's right Damone, I need two tickets to the REO show at the Forum next weekend."

"... and Rat, quit stalking my sister at the mall."
 

some days, i wish i was unborn
 

I do think this pic has all the elements of a proper HCwDB case study. The woman is not only hot, she has the happy innocence that makes you happy to be alive. Then your gaze turns to the guy next to her, and your brain is scrambled. Then you notice she's sitting on his lap, his legs spread to the world as if to say, "yeah I'm banging this bitch."
And you desperately look for signs that, well, maybe they're just friends, or she has to be there for work, or she's a paid stripper. But it's futile. Your worst fears are true. The gods will the destruction of our civilization, this pic is the proof.
 

yeah, you guys are mostly right, not a total Hott, but still nice to see rippling skin while doggy fucking the hell out of her, ripple away!
 

Ted Snatches a fly from oranges arm, Its a job that he takes very seriously and all his time.
Turdacious
 

I can almost see her cervix from here.
 

Can't quite see it but I'm pretty sure I smell it from here - oh wait thats my gordita. Sorry.....

Scroto Von Douchemark
 

Okay folks, we can all laugh at Orange but leave Curly alone, he's a victim of circumstance.
 

This picture does deserve a study. Is Ted trying to lick Orangina or hott's (?) hand? Orangina has his shirt wide open and a non-descript bottle of clear liquid.. presumably vodka. So much going on here. The most important thing is Ted's hair. He looks very much like the cartoon character from Bazooka gum wrappers.
 

This chick is not hott, she has big cellulite riddled thighs. I'd still bang her, as I've done worse, but she's not hott.

As for the two douchebags...

Ted is the wingman who just won't leave. Orangina isn't a good looking guy on any level. It's quite obvious he uses all the douchecoutrements to distract.

"Ladies, who wants a Red Bull & Goose!?"
 

absoolut and cottage cheese please with a twist... and by twist i means to twist both of their useless heads off
 

Ted needs a good uppercut to the chin to bite off his own tongue.
 

I think Ted might be retarded. Was good of them to serve him a drink, though. Make him feel like a grown-up.
 

I can't believe cutie with the Titliest thighs didn't just slide right off Ricardo Montelturd, he with the mug of a mouse caught in a trap last week. As for Mr. Potatotard, someone bolted his head on his right collarbone, gave him 16 inch arms, and size 4 feet that reach mid-couch. "Hey Angelica, pull my tongue and watch a shitcicle grow from my scalp."
 

I want to burrow up Naughty Nurse's skirt like a gopher.

Nice forehead, scrote. Do you have to use a chainsaw to trim back that monobrow?

I think Ted pretty much sums up Orange's native buddy-base. Remember, class, even people like Ted are special in their own way.
 

i wonder if that guy's butthole as hairy and orange as he is.
 

Alfalfa McWeiner-Tongue is....foreshortened...?
 

Ugh. A little young for cellulite on that fat thigh.