Friday, May 16, 2008

 

Phantastic


Seriously, Phan, I get that you want to break out of classic Asian stereotypes and prove that you're more than a Princeton attending math major who can't drive very well.

I can support that.

Asian stereotypes are damaging and unfair, and other than in 1980s John Hughes movies (where they're genius), have no place in a civil society.

But must you prove your stereotype shattering ways by grabbing annoyed Amazonian blonde hotts in clubs? Surely there are other ways to improve the discourse. This method only renders your tie-under-silk-shirt look even sillier.

Comments:
Is he the Asian design major from Clerks?
 
Ties don't work that way.
 
Yeah unfortunately that get-up just sets the stereotype back a bit. Or moves it forward into a new douchy barbarism, the flamboyant douchy hott attendant, or something...
But it's really not that difficult to represent your race with some class. Witness Harold from Harold and Kumar.
 
un-gah-do-hah!
 
Wrong Duk Dong...your noose is on backwards. And blondie WTF are you wearing? Take it off. Now!

$100 8-Ball
 
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Amazonian? She's only 5'4"
 
I think she's quite hot.
 
HE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY I FUCKED IN TIJUANA LAST YEAR. HIS LIPS ARE STILL PUCKERED JUST LIKE THEY WERE AROUND MY COCK IN THAT FILTHY ALLEY! BWAHAHAHAH! WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT CREEP?
 
Wonder what Long Duck was cryin about earlier?!?!?

Zoomed in.... She's kinda manly in the face!!!
 
Who salted his visine? Because I'd like to thank you.

-DarkSock
 
I wonder how much that 8 ball cost him?
 
"I think this clubs restricted so dont tell them Jewish all right Wang".
 
I ment to write...
Damn Strohs buzz

"I think this clubs restricted so dont tell them your Jewish all right Wang"
 
Hott: "Is that... is that hair gel?"
 
DB1... who says she's an Amazon? Smirkette is prolly about 5 ft. nothing... General Tsao's surely just a little fella. He probably hangs his wee silk tie and other douchewear on a little wooden peg... and then he stretches like a little kitten and crawls into the bed he fashioned from a walnut shell and dreams of Goose filled red solos, club hotts and hair gel.

- Douchey Smurf
 
i wonder if that penis of his is as long as his tie.
 
Engineering-douche says:
Have a PHAN weekend fellow bag-hunters.
 
Nice pink eye, Chang.
 
I'm sure Hott was surprised to see her hairdresser at the club.

Considering how well he highlights her coiffe, she had no problem posing for a quick photo.
 
He rikes her humps her humps her rovery rady bumps.
 
That guy is gay. Literally.
 
Classic Asian Red Face.

(You know... from the booze.)
 
necktie.

ur doin it wrong.
 
I knew it.

It's Bobby Trendy's slightly less flamboyant cousin Tommy.

Why he's been bawling his eyes out, I dunno.

Belt and shoes don't match?
 
Phan, don't go from memory: if in doubt, phone a friend!
 
Don't you recognize this guy??? He is the lead singer known as Weirand of the famous Asian STP tribute band Stone Tempur Pirots.
 
So not a douche - he is teh Homo Gay

oh, and lol anon 7:44
 
Wow, I've seen this guy around. What a Douchemister..
 
Her hand is twice he size of his. Yikes.

Isn't this Lloyd from Entourage?

Is this the premier party for Pinnochio Drift?

Is this a conjugal visit by a tranny to an interment camp?

I'm confused. And hott has hair in her eyes like a Llhasa Apso.

Viva La Revolucion
 
Gaybag, dude. Please.

Slightly retarded gaybag?

Ashlee Simpson maybe-hot has some real tiny titties.
 
ha jesus...this guy is most certainly gay...but nonetheless he is douchey...
 
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