Bam!

- Douchey Smurf
 

Let's Just call this photo "Team Douche." They look like they are ready for a dance-off.

- D.S.
 

"I wear my (douche) Sunglasses at night ..."
 

This is a priceless piece of research that only touches the tip of the iceberg. There are numerous sub-species (South Beach Douche, University Douche, etc.) that warrant considerable examination. Nikki, you need to start applying for grants, and quick.
 

I believe these people gathered to discuss the non-proliferation of nuclear arms.

The Hott in the first row with the fantastic rack is actually a specialist on the effects of radiation and chromosomal division.
 

Yep. South Florida has Latino Douche.

North Florida has Limp Biscut Douche as seen in post Below.

Dont get me started on Southern California.

And I wont because I am staring at Peace Sign Latina girl and wishing I was splitting an E-Tab with her at some Ft. Lauderdale motel.

Maybe the same one Jenifer Capriati was caught smoking crack in.
 

Why Henry Rollins is hanging out with this assortment of Douchechoadscroat is beyond me. That ass on little brunette HOTT on the right is screaming for some Douchemi.
 

Aw, c'mon Douchemi, let's not drag Rollins into this. Although I would like to see this assortment of bag and baguette suddenly dropped into the audience at a Black Flag show.
 

That would be a day worthy of celebration.
 

From the new documentary-

~DB1's Life of Douche~

DB1: You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

DB1: You're all different!

The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!

Man in crowd: I'm not...
 

everyones seen this people out somewhere, they just jump into pictures. you cant stop them, theyre like fucking zombies...oh...god
 

The douche without sunglasses was later shunned by the douchier crowd. There is a douche caste system in place. This douche later cried himself to sleep on the rest of his burglar hats because he has not yet reached enough douche status to be in the sunglasses toting socio ecodouche.
The hotts are simply brainwashed from the central religion of the douche society. Puriscrtotans is what they would be called. This particular clan is normally warred upon by the Scrotan Doucholics.

Good bye brainwashed hotts. I will miss seeing the cleavage that I would love to climb up into and sleep on that saftey button called commonly 'the nip'

I shall put my face in my hands and weep.
 

must be a radio promo gig or a party for the release of a new Axe 'scent' because a lot of the are wearing the same shitty t-shirt and have laminates that read "i am a self-absorbed fuckwad and proud of it!!!"
 

Do their shirts say "sucking" on them?
 

"No one told Dax and Jeff that this was a nuclear detonation witnessing party".

What's that shit on the wall behind them? Greyhound arrivals and departures for Newark?
 

This is the fan group for Wham! and Abba and they are just getting to the concert in LA after driving cross country from NY.

They all agreeed the $2950 worth of diesel fuel was well worth it to see this great concert.
 

It seems like I still haven't gotten my limerick fix for this week.

This posse of douchebags did grow
When they went to a John Mayer show.
They screamed, "You da man!
But now play 'Wonderland'!"
And then the Goose started to flow.
 

Right on Nikki!! As annoying as all the standard adoucherements are, there is nothing more annoying than a DB while rolling.
 

they are preparing for the 1st annual Douche-Off!!! where douchebags and their mindless douchettes gather in the biggest gathering of douchbachery to see who has the best overall connection of the douchumbilical cord to the douchemother, the hot water bottle...
best douche pose
best douche finger gesture
best douche chin moustache
best douche lip pucker
best douche hair (that's one of the biggies)
best douche tan
and in case of a tie,
best mindless hot chick hanging all over the douchebag!!!

douche on!!
 

My favorite is the liquid terminator 2 douche in the middle.

See:


http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/4203/t100035jt.jpg
 

"BEAR BAIT! BEAR BAIT! BEAR BAIT!"
 

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after some cursory detective work it seems that they are at the BANG music festival in miami...surprise! the music is "underground hip hop, break beats, drum & bass, trance, techno, house, and everything that falls in between!"...and now that we are learning their migration patterns we can begin preemptive strikes! whats left of my collective latin heritage is at stake.
 

..........and you wonder why the medium household income in this country is 40 K a year.
 

Just fucking kill me now.

-Douchesquire
 

I'm from South Florida, and this collection of bags is an everyday occurrence. This pic is like a kaleidoscope of douchery. Note that almost every bad accessory, sans the ubiquitous red cup, is represented.

How is it possible for so many people to wear glasses at night?!?!? Even the two bags who aren't wearing them are still sporting them as accessories.
 

Man the stench in these clubs from these former Long Island Guidos must be horrendous. Probly smells like a mix of aquanet, Waffle house, and a truck stop bathroom.
 

No wait, this is a scene from West Scrote Story; the one where they sing, "When you're a douche, you're a douche all the way, from your 10 degree hat to your Axe body spray."
 

Douchalanche!!!
 

Looks like New Jersey had a hard one lodged in its right nostril and gave it the old baseball blow, sending it flying all the way down the east coast and sticking in Miami.

I would spank sunglasses peace-sign hott until her twin mocha cheeks were the colour of a late autumn sunset.
 

also i forgot to include that moving south affords the douchebag many more opportunities to take their shirts off in public -which as u know, is one of their raison d'etre's- lol
 

Once again, we really do need a draft to thin out the ranks of these scrotes.
 

guy on far left. douche! and by douche,i mean uberwannabe

from mishy pants
 

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This is one of those times that mandatory, involuntary sterilization sounds like a really, REALLY good idea.

I'd like to invite them to party at the 20-story David Whitney Building in Detroit. They'd have the abandoned skyscraper to themselves. Even the police have left.

At least they'd think they were by themselves...
 

Sadly, this is typical South Florida douchebaggery. A foul mix of douchetude, Latin flavor, and daddy's money. At least the tans are (mostly) real.