Jake Gillengel.

- Douchey Smurf
 

creamy thighs! everywhere!
 

Legs.
 

I'd probably nut all over my own hair too if I was in the middle of this sandwich.
 

(L-R) Bender Blonde, Jake Gillengel (a.k.a. Too Short Shirt), Uh... no comment, Cousin Kardashian
 

I just want to be the meat in their manwich...

-DarkSock
 

The Blonde getting hugged by the spicy hott is attempting to form a thought... you can see the cartoon speech bubble growing right above her head. When complete it'll probably contain the sentence "Fuck Checkerboard Larry. I'm feeling like a little Italian tonight."

- D.S.
 

Could also be her soul leaving her body.
 

I know it may be wishful thinking, but do I see some "wizard-sleeve" trying to make a cameo from under brunette-hott's-regretfully-clenched- creamy-thighs?
 

GROSS.

all 4 of these people are midgets and they are sitting on Yellowtail's chest.

true story.
 

She may look like Charlize was bathing with Bleeth Plus, but I think I would at least eat two toes for her.
 

He should have his own infomercial where he shows how you can make new pants out of several pairs of old pants, much like squashing old pieces of soap together to make a new bar. A new, crumbly bar that makes brown lather because of the seven different colors of soap it contains.

I'm enjoying the 7 feet of leg that Busted Kardashian is showing. If I could focus on gnawing on her thighs, I wouldn't have to see her over-Botox'd face.
 

I believe There is just a hint of Bacon Cave between Non-Blonde hotts legs.
Jim looks like he just got a red hot poker up the jacksie
 

You failed to mention the PANTS! The PANTS!!! Holy crap are those outta this world...
 

Greg Brady called. He wants his clothes back, you no-neck bastard.
 

"Jim" was his handle, but Steve
Had a haircut that's making us grieve
With blondes on each side
Brunette cannot hide
The fact that she's flashing some beav
 

Hair style made popular by "Back In Rehab, No No No No". I personally like the visible undershirt look.

OK, enough stupidity, these chicks are hott. These are the next 3 contestants on "We Live Together".
 

do i detect the aroma of gay bag here? then again, i suspect all bags are closeted and try to cover up their homo-pheramones in a toxic cloud of Axe (not that there's anything wrong with that, per se).

at least the pro bleeths on the right have the good sense to be more interested in fondling each other than paying attention to no-neck jim here.

though i still can't figure why he put roofies in his sister's miller lite.....
 

It's Bello Nock's little brother. I want to fabricate an human sized garbage disposal and then run him through along with the eggshells I'm never allowed to put down there.
 

he must have an extension cord shoved up his ass...

i think he used dippity do-uche on his hair before he left his parents basement that evening...

are those nautical signs on his pants???

when he gets home, he will play tetris on his shirt
 

Her dress is so short, but alas
Her hottness is hard to surpass
When she refilled her gin
I'd sniff where she'd been
Then security'd come kick my ass
 

No Neck Ned got his fashion hints from this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage

The only explanation I can come up with.
 

Slim Jim appears to be free falling while the hots are clearly not.

How can this be?

The hotts look tasty and certainly smell of sweet delights.
 

Boy, they look different on my monitor than they did on my cell's screen.

That's Plinky's mom sitting behind them in the purple pants. True Story.
 

Actually I think they are living in Plinky's mom's vagina.
 

A little baby oil and you could screw that pleather coach and nonblond's legs. While I wish this camera had a better zoon, no need to go any further.
 

@noonan

If this is is Plinky's mom's vagina, does that make Slim Jim here an IUD?
 

his mother was fat and stinky
and his dick was the size of a pinky
he disappeared one day
but we hope he's ok
godspeed to the one they call plinky
 

Our master is being too cruel
A limerick pic right now would rule
Because work is so boring
And I'll soon be snoring
Covering my desktop with drool.
 

maybe my standards are low
but i'd give these 3 lassies a go
bad lighting aside,
i'd tear up their hides
like Dog tears into the blow
 

Minerva mams on the left is not only doing a great Sharon Stone, but she must be part Yemen Chameleon because her right eye is independantly preoccupied with what appears to be a semen ball on inside bridge of her nose.

Hair by Cialis douche has an impressive collection of hotel shampoos arranged in the shape of an Outback Bloomin Onion in his bathroom back home.
 

Hot dames - no wonder he's smiling.
 

Minerva hides quite the large mam,
while Jim's jiz-hair rocks on to the cam,
as these two placid hots
play discrete with their twats,
Our Minerva airs out the shaved clam
 

When it hurts so bad...just imagine him dropped off at the Taliban street market in Kabul wearing a "Pork- the other White Meat" Shirt.
 

Looks like this guy is wearing his brothers hand-me-downs from the 1980s.

Slim must be shelling out a lot of coin to get three lap dances at once.
 

jimmy neutron is all grown up
with 3 hotts he says "whats up"
not much to mention
just have a quick question
can i watch them play 3 girls 1 cup?
 

Hotts have to be strippers -- Yea, they know how to earn their money.
 

Db1's weekly plan may be queered,
the limerick now appears commandeered,
these three hots on the goose
soon a dong they'll produce,
and slim jim on all fours will be reared
 

i was told to tone down my crudeness
because of visiting women's prudeness
so i wont mention hot lunch
or a good donkey punch
cuz to do so would just be plain lewdness
 

Brunette says to blond, "Touch my thigh."
Then she coos with delight and a sigh
For the rest of the night
They choose sapphic delight
Because Slim Jim isn't much of a guy.
 

Henry Spencer's gay son.

Instead of talking to his radiator, this douche probably talks to his own dildos.
 

It's nice that Bert finally broke up with Ernie, but who are you kidding your're not fooling anybody
 

Slim Jim roofied some twat.
Twas the only way they'd catch his shot.
No panties for these
3 hotts smell like cheese
And Slim Jim will soon start to rot.
 

Nah, that's that guy Ty Pennington from the home makeover show.

Nice pants, douche.
 

Twin Hots and a hairlip named "Bruth"
Made a scene that was deemed quite uncuth
On beavers unhairy,
They placed his blackberry,
and qweefs were transmitted by Bluetooth
 

No limerick today from me, I'm hung over, but feel free to rhyme it up on Slim Jim.
 

So...much...blondness...

I will not sleep tonight thinking of the directions these hotts' hands may have slid just after this picture was taken.
 

DB1 says "have at it with Jim",
"For the Night Train has left me quite slim",
Feel free, improvise,
On this douche and 6 thighs,
as I overindulged chasing trim
 

Yes, I kind of feel sorry for Slim Jim too. But then I look at those jeans...what?
 

Three hotts all dressed up in black
One, tempting me with a snack
Those blondes look delicious
Brunette's snack is nutritious
Now my meat I must whack
 

There's a Taco Town joke somewhere in there.
 

what a docuhadox.
he looks so baggy yet so nice at the same time.
 

Jeff Tweedy from Wilco?
 

I wish I were the brunette. I would have so much fun having super-hot lesbian sex with the blondes.

After giving the douche the brush-off.
 

You gotta admit he's pretty respectful for a douchebag. Isn't forcing us to look at his abs, or giving us a lippy pout... he's smiling and seems quite friendly. If any douche deserves 3 hotts, this would be the dude, even if he repels me in every other way.
 

Slim Jim looks like the bastard child of Christian Slater and a troll doll....who took it hard, up the ass!

Il Douche'
 

At first I thought he pissed his pants. Then I realized that is just the color of his pants. Then I realized THOSE ARE HIS ACTUAL PANTS. Then I wondered who the fuck would make pants like that? Then I wondered who the fuck would BUY pants like that. Then I thought he pissed his pants.
 

oh wow, if you squint you might see the hott brunette's Arby Q
 

I am absolutely mystified as to how people like this douchebag survive more than a day on the mean streets of America. The pants alone should get him a beatdown but then you add the little smock he's wearing and that hair and it's like the Bermuda Triangle of Douchedom. You would think this guy would be a tire iron magnet looking like that. I picture an enraged Jack Nicholson beating this guy with his favorite golf club at an intersection in Hollywood.
 

From the expression on this guys face -- it looks like he just paid to get laid for the very first time.

Good show old boy!
 

Yeah you really have to wonder what was the chain of events for each of these characters that led to this shot.
 

I have jerked off five times to this pic. Discuss.
 

This has got to be a set up. He wanted to be nominated for douche of the week. The statistical chances of that outfit being put together by any douche just looking for a night of fun are beyond reason. Those pants do not exist in the same part of the universe as that shirt. This is a higher level of scrote. One only arrived at through real effort and planning. And then to surround the costume, the hair, the whole package with that amount of hot - the possibilities of that happening by chance are not within reason. Hence the Chesire grin - he knows he got us!