If seeing Redbelt two weeks ago didn't convince me to take up martial arts, then this story just did the trick.
 

oh shit im the one who found the gay istock photos he's gonna smash my fucking face in
 

The first recorded incident of a douche getting his just dessert as a result of this beautiful temple, HCwDB.
That is such a wonderful and inspiring story. I'm now content to die.
 

Yes! Our work is finally coming to fruition. The douches are being publicly mocked. This is truly a big moment. Keep it up, DB1. With every mock, Dog will shave one stripe off his face.
 

Timothy, no offense (because I'm sure that you could whop my ass) but I feel kinda bad for the Dog. He might be a douchebag but he IS human
 

story of the year

this gets an award

as a big time fan and follower of MMA this is the best

one question though for Lopez.. which fighter were you with?
 

Nothing could kick more ass!! Thanks Mr. Lopez.
 

@bcs....might i suggest some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons as well as befriending several members of the UFC or MMA?
 

also, in the history of this wonderful site, this is the best Viewer Email. Ever.
 

Let the douche on douche violence commence.
 

in-fucking-credible. HCwDb is showing benefits now within society, surely a sign of hope. May I suggest a new presidential candidate?
 

There is no greater satisfaction that seeing our teamwork, our collective efforts unified toward one goal, achieve the fruition we've always desired. While this may be just a start, we are now outted to the douches, and we have risen to victory in the first confrontation. This is a significant development. I can't wait to see if this buffoon is technologically skilled enough to cause and email to be delivered to DB1's inbox requesting the removal of his likeness from the site. As far as this clown's humanity, gimme a break. Anyone who gets a tatoo like that needs to be willing to die to protect his pride, ala the writings of Fredrick Douglass and the underpinnings of Hegelian philosophy. This idiot failed...miserably. This is empirical proof of the existence of a facade around Mr. Dog, an attribute common to all those who fall within the phylum Douchanimus. Our work toward plowing those facades asunder has reached a milestone with this event. Congrats to all who contributed. While there is much left to do, that should not prohibit us from savoring this moment and contemplatively re-avowing ourselves to perform the duties necessary to fulfill our role and purpose on the cosmic order.
 

Tarantino 'll love this story ;"Mr.Not So Nice" could have been one of the main characters of "reservoir dogs".
One of my best friends is a Thai Boxing champ : people listen to him when he speaks.

this site is excellent ; continuez, on adore ces clichés venus des US.Vraiment désopilants.

FroggyStyle
 

Classic.

At least if Dog's pix get taken down, he got taken down publicly first, in front of his tranny girlfriend no less!

Mr.Lopez, may the deity of your choosing deem it necessary to look kindly upon you and curry unto you the favors of a thousand hotts.



(Note to douchebags everywhere:
if you don't want to be publicly ridiculed, don't post pix of yourself doing dumb-ass shit on the web. Of course, seeing how this is obvious to most anyone with an IQ above 60, I feel as though I am helping the handicapped here.)
 

in addition to the aforementioned accolades, I say props to the use of his real name and accompanying documentation.

Much respect.

el doucherino
 

I don't know about this. It seems pretty cruel to do that mocking. I definitely would not endorse doing what was done, and I doubt DB1 would approve either.
 

This may be the most significant event occurring on the blogosphere today, if not ever. We have arrived, gentlemen. Stand tall.

And Dog's hott gets bleethier with every pic.
 

@Carl -

The Dog kind of has it coming. What with the Tattoo, the face stripes and worst of all, the cocaine photo.

Nothing spells LOSER more than cocaine (except maybe meth).
 

I don't know man...
This story kinda bugs me..
It sounds like the writer is a bigger douche than the dog might be.
So you pointed and laughed at some guy until he caught wind of it and thought it disrespectful. You had some UFC behind you that most likely saved your ass whether you practice juijitsu or not... Who says you could have taken him down..
Somebody actually making the site is punishment enough for these douchebags... Actually mocking someone to the point of picking a fight is pretty douchy in and of itself... DB1 is fighting the fight.. you are making an ass of yourself.
 

@ anon 2.44

at least he used his name.

However, I do see your point, but this is part of what defines douche. Dog could have laughed with them and probably gotten into the VIP line and rolled with them the rest of the night if he wasn't so douche. I would welcome him to hang with me all night if he had any sense of humility and was able to roll with it.

But a douche is a douche, and thus paid his douche.
 

agree that writer is showing some signs of douche behavior.

i wonder if his buddy was Keith "Dean of Mean" Jardine who got KTFO by Wanderlei last week in Vegas.
 

Hai Ya Karate
In your face motherfucker
I drink your milkshake
 

Steve Douchemi is crying great tears of joy. And drinking bourbon.
 

Douche-on-douche crime is to be applauded.

Clap.

Clap.




Clap.
 

This is fucking awesome. Down with the douches! I don't think they crossed the douchy line, the Iphone pushes it, but I won't let my hatred of Mac color my decision this time. Chill dog, take a few less steroids and enjoy the party. Mmm, MMA fighters.
 

Dog absolutely had this coming, as do 97% of the douches pictured on this site. Had he not came over and attempted to start a fight with Mr. Lopez, sure, there might be reason to pity him. But he took the risk of coming over, attempting to assert his manliness by calling out someone who is probably smaller than him. Therefore, his verbal thrashing was entirely justified.

Mr. Lopez, I applaud you.
 

anyone of you nancy-boys who feel pity for Dog, I present EXHIBIT POO to the jury and ask how any man that participates in a photo shoot like that, for istockphoto no less, does not deserve public mockery?
 

Photo of Timothy Lopez: http://www.myspace.com/csulb_bjj

Not a douche.
 

awesome story
 

Laughing and pointing at someone in public, even if as stupid-looking as The Dog- is as gay as it gets, my friend. Further- that shit don't always work- trust me- 5'9" 290#
 

They call the story of Jesus' birth "The Greatest Story Ever Told." I think this one gives it a run for its money.
 

you notice all the pity is coming from anons and non-regs. its the equivalent of green soldiers coming into a war zone...you know not the horrors of this place. spend a few months here and pointing and laughing will not be the only thing you want to do to these tools. look at the goddamn pictures for christsakes.
 

One small douche for man;
Two giant boobs for mankind.
 

(accepting el doucherino was not present at the incident, but watching at home smoking a bowl and having a brew while Jardine got smaaaaaashed!) how much of a self-important bean bag do you have to be to assume they were laughing at you? And if they were, then ask why and if being on a webpage is too much to handle, then dont submit pictures of yourself playing Karate Kid with with your ambiguously gay duo counterpart...nuff said, even Bra, J.D., could win this case.
 

Timmy the only way this story could have been any better if you would have snapped a pic with the hotts behind you. Other than that - best write in ever! - even if there was no chick picture.
 

Oh god, this story made my awesome day even more awesome.
Now, if I could just have some sex...it would be perfect.
 

5’9” - 170, I’m also the last years Pan American Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Purple Belt Middle Weight Champion.

I love it...
 

Fuck this, I'm going to hunt down Fish Slap if it's the last thing I do.
 

I have a philosophical question: what happens when all the douchebags learn about HCwDB and go underground? Are we any better off as a partially socialized species of primate?

A generation of men burying their inner douche can only result in a return of The Fonz, Ralph Malph and Richie Cuningham.
 

Anony @ 4:26...

There will never be a shortage of Scrotes behaving Scrotally, my friend. That, I'm afraid, is our curse and our salvation.

That being said, I only wish this would've happened at my bar here in Vegas. I'm a buck seventy soaking wet, and in no way could be considered a fighter. I would've gotten my ass kicked three ways from Sunday, but shit, it almost would've been worth it! Timothy, you sir, have balls of titanium. May they be suckled by a team of hotts every day of your life, my friend!
 

I'm calling BS on this one. I mean, between browsing HCwDB and Google Images, checking their email, stocks, forecasts, and balancing their checkbooks, it never occurred to "Mr. Lopez," his friend, or even the hot girls who blew them in line to, um, I don't know, take a picture? This email was obviously written by a big fan of the site, to whom snapping of photo of Dog in the wild should have been instinctual, so it's not a lot to expect. But a story too grandiose for Aleksey Vayner himself sans photo isn't that impressive.
 

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q85/CSULBBJJ/121606Instructors01.jpg

in that pic is the guy tim lopez

Tim Lopez is one bad ass dude
 

Lopez - we need you in Florida, stat!!!! Are you the "Dark Knight"?
 

You, Mr. Lopez, are my hero.
 

Sometimes this gets excessive. In the name of class, the douches in this site as well as many of their girls look VERY ridiculous. But I never hated them for a second. Alright, if I want to make out with a douchette, and she doesn't give it to me, then maybe I'm annoyed by her. But the douche - why should I hate him?? In a few years he'll have no hair, his tatoos will be lame, he will feel sorry for himself because of the many popped collars he used to wear.

The douche is creating his destiny. Why being VIOLENT? This doesn't work. I'd like to tell the people who feel actual hate for the douches, that maybe they should try to stay away from the site for a little until they can take it less seriously. There is no FIGHT, there is no war, douches are not a SERIOUS social problem - if not a sign of the lowering of mass IQ - they just hurt our egos 'cause we'd want to have it easy with the hotts.

Realize those hotts were a "gift" to the Twins and the Gator (do they actually sleep with them? Most of these pics are just a pose) and "we", we have our chicks too, just they're somewhere else. They're probably better and fit better to us. As I think many guys in this site are decently minded, I guess they're looking for girls who are actually able to think and talk. Well, bleethes are obviously not and there are beautiful girls with a brain and talent out there guys, trust me. We need to learn to ignore the so-called "idiots" and really give the right value to the ladies who deserve value. I'm still looking for a real girlfriend, I get sex with girls I'm not really that interested in but it's not that rewarding. I feel kinda lucky I don't attract bleethes as much as a 'bag does. It just means I'm not as lame as I think they are, and I really do feel compassionate towards them.

So, as much as I like this site especially for DB1's humour, I'm not interested to the hateful atmosphere sometimes created. I really hope DB1 thinks that way, as he's a very smart and funny guy but no prophet or missionary.

For god's sake. FIGHTING popped collars? Even petroil is a better reason for a fight.
 

@ Italin Douche - "douches are not a serious societal problem." What the fuck. We should all just soak in madness? Not everyone wants the death of a douche. Some of us want to monitor and study the migrating patterns. Others want to banish. Some, true, want to murder. We all, however, do not want our daughters to wind up with them.

If douches arent a problem, what do you call Bill O'Reilly, Kevin Fedierline, Fish-Slap, Joey P and Hulk Hogan? If they arent problems, let your family deal with them, or ours will.
 

now i must say that this was probably the most entertaining story I've read for a long time...it truly makes me happy...now the funny part is that this guy seems like the typical douche that would come up to people laughing at him...now if i were standing there i would have simply said..."look at yourself...thats what's so funny"
i agree with italian douche to an extent...now i can judge people off of a photo and im sure that some of these guys are actually pretty cool...except bra and fish slap...now the part about them "not being a problem" thats a crock...they are a serious problem...we are all losing hots everyday to these guys, like dog...who use their douche voodoo on hot little pieces of ass that could be with a normal guy...sadly...the douche is a part of our society and im glad to see that we are all a team in bringing it to an end...
 

Lazlo - I call them very funny people. And by funny, I mean they have a ridiculous sense of aesthetics. Which will certainly not help them in many social situations - for example, they'll never talk to me or to a real classy girl. Unsophistication is what they're for - then what? What am I losing?? They're the fucking mad people, they don't choose anything for me.

If somebody really wants to MURDER douches because of the popped collar, then they're nuts. This is getting scary!!!

DB1, please do something unless you're up to violence.
 

Can I ask how not backing down when a douchebag initiates the confrontation is inappropriate? Dog assumed people were talking/laughing about him (which is scrotacular in its self-absorption), Dog confronted the crowd (presumably on the assumption everyone would back down), and Dog bailed when it became obvious he was in over his head.

Bottom line, there's a pretty obvious difference between attacking someone and not walking away when some douche decides he wants to impose his warped will on you. I cannot fault someone for the latter. No foul, points awarded.
 

Dog is a douche, no disputing it. But publicly mocking him when he gets upset that someone was laughing loudly at his expense, all the while really hiding behind "Mr. Not-So-Nice" and a crowd of people with Iphones, is pretty douchey on its own Mr. Jiu-Jitsdouche.

The site is so we can check out douchebags, not become one ourselves.
 

Ty Webb --

First, Dog's hott can drown in a sink for what I care. Rarely seen something so unattractive - to me of course.

See, I like sweetness and humour in a girl. That's all I'm looking for. And, of course, utmost beauty.

I just don't see the problem with the douches. We should really take a closer look at our attitude. You're obviously pissed because the hott goes with The Gator and not with you. But I and some other smart guy in the site explained how the hott is an illusion, YOU DON'T WANT THE HOTT - and by hott I mean bleeth.

Then you'll tell me fuck off, I want to have sex with the hott. See man, I was pissed too. Now my perceptions have changed, I've grown up. In the streets and in a club, I do not look at the girls I know they're looking for a guy who has a huge car, a ridiculous outfit, and a small dick. They say it with their attitude. I do not LOOK at them. There are OTHER girls, in my opinion MORE hot than those, and you know, you can even actually TALK to them.

But if you STILL want those retard hotts, then go hott-saving as DB1 does. And that is an art and a skill one needs to learn. So it's up to you.

Douches to me are just an opportunity to laugh. They really rock my world. The Gator changed my life, for example. He's too cool. In his ridiculousness, he's so amazingly funny.

But let's stop judging them PERSONALLY. Yes, douches are a symptom of a more serious problem in society which is ignorance and lack of taste and maybe other things too. Yeah.

Right. Killing them is certainly not the answer. If some anti-douche douches are getting in a war, I'm out. I have one life to live and I have better to do...

But oh, soldiers, do me a favour. Before using the gun, just try to gently un-pop the poor guy's collar. Maybe you'll look gay for a split second. But you will have contributed to a man's spiritual enlightenment.

If he's mad at you then shoot him.
 

Ah, we've got the bags on the run!!

I can sleep in peace, if at least for one night.
 

I'm not really sure how I feel about this story, it's kinda cool, but kinda fucked up. I guess the only thing that makes this OK is Dog seemed to be the aggressor.

Also, I pray that "Mr. Not-So-Nice" is Kimbo Slice.

@Burnsy - Just an FYI, Fish Slap rocks it Chicago-style where he is a hair dresser, and I wish I was making that up.
 

Ahhh, what a way to come back from out of town - throw the bags on the couch, start the computer, rub a fast one out and see what I missed over the last week on HCwDB.

The story was fantastic and I commend Timothy on his proactive aproach on publicly humiliating Dog and the girl he dates who works at the laudremat, Ms. Lee.

Gee, big stretch. Dog likes his bones crushed up and arranged in little white lines
 

this story is shite! when in Vegas, you should be in the card room, at the craps tables or with a hooker, not "behind velvet ropes," in the VIP line. This also makes you a douche. WEAK!!!
 

I'm not much for mocking somebody in public but Dog came over to a smaller dude all bad ass like he thinks he is and tried to intimidate him.
I be willing to bet Dog has pulled his bad ass act before and probably pushed more then 1 person around.
he got what he most likely had coming along time ago.
Turdacious
 

Oddly, I find the story interesting, but not as compelling as the photo.

This guy is a MASSIVE douche. He's right up there with fish slap and Gator. His very existence is a net subtraction on the sum total of human decency in this sad sad world.

His hott is a level 3 bleeth. Really hardcore. Let's see - the checklist on this one is long...

1. greasy hair
2. gold chain
3. shaved chest
4. ugly reatarded tatoo
5. hideously cut facial hair
6. welding goggles
7. gaudy stupid belt
8. shirt cut to reveal his shaved chest
9. a sneer mixed with a pucker with an almost smile
10. pits in his skin from roid acne on his now flabtastic arms.

Her:

1. a really ugly tatoo inches from her pudendal introitus.
2. cheap boustier from hot topic
3. crappy jewelry
4. mussed up poorly cut hair
5. eyeborws plucked to absurdity
6. WAY too much blue eyeshadow
7. welding goggles
8. boobs of dubious nature (but, the boustier, doesn't help the analysis)
9. vacant stare that indicates massive alchohol ingestion or a shattered life held together with psychotropic pharmaceuticals.
10. broken nose.
11. oddly puffy lips.
12. a fledgling pair of saddlebags.
13. massive eyeliner and mascara

If she doesn't strip for a living, she's missing easy money. She looks like someone who works the make counter at Sears.

These two are serious contenders for "douche & Bleeth" of the year.

I don't want to touch her. I don't want to talk to here. They both make me ill.
 

I need more proof... this is all too perfect to be completely true. I'm not declaring bullshit just yet, but I would like to see a little bit more evidence that this event actually occurred.
 

Another thing: Most the skilled UFC guys 170lbs and up would handle Dog pretty easy, not sure why Mr. not so nice had to step in. and if hes that reconizable why dog wouldn't know him, if he did he surely would have avoided the situation.
Turdacious
 

Theres some bad dudes out there, and I mean some real mean tough fuckers, and Dog ain't one of them
 

A good story may
or may not be true, and yet
remain a good tale

even though I just invented it today for the 'Bra', Dog too deserves his own 'Malkku', ( Evil cousin of Haikku in a 6-6-6 format)

Malku to Dog

Creepy 'roid-bag Ass-wipe
Tranny hosebag Skank-Bitch
We hope you are Sterile
 

how can bra fast track into the hall of scrote, yet we haven't even been able to vote on The Dog, and there's a photo of him tooting blow?

Then those glamor shots that bcs put up?

BTW, th would be much better with pics of the hotts and a one striped dog.
 

I'm with pfah - that's the best damn viewer mail ever. Poor dog couldn't take the humiliation. But Christ - triple shoelace chin-strap with matching chin dribble and the most fuckin subtle, understated, thought-provoking, emotionally-moving tattoo in the world - a six foot king cobra wrapped around his misshapen arm. That would be cool if I was 7 years old and watched G.I. Joe. Which itself is a little homo-erotic at times I'm told.

Nice belly-moustache on the Hott. Not sure if she knows this, but its called a bikini-line because you're supposed to shave/wax what's NOT under the bikini. Maybe it's freehand saying "Insert penis here". Or it's an arrow cuz her ex a blond. (just kidding, blondes!) It matches the ridiculous 'bag on her arm though.
 

To those petty anons and first-time posters who've expressed outrage and disgust with the actions of Mr. Timothy Lopez, please remember that it was "Dog" who initiated the threat of violence in this instance. Getting in someone's face because people near you are laughing and may appear to being doing so at your expense does not justify approaching someone and implying physical harm to them.

Let's cut to the chase.

The problem with douchebaggery is NOT a complaint against certain clothing, hairstyles, or tattoos. By themselves they're harmless. But these things are often the markers associated with one who believes it's not only acceptable -- but is instead admirable -- to behave like an raging asshole in public.

The douche we mock is the guy who carries a grotesquely inflated sense of self-worth, an insecure kid in an adult's body who believes that he's entitled to make messes and have somebody clean up after him. He draws attention to himself with icons implying "rebelliousness" that have been focus-group approved and mass-marketed and made in China. He does so not because of who he is, but because he wants everyone around him to recognize and feel envious of the "authentic" image he purchased last Wednesday on a Visa card.

He's the guy who treats bar servers like shit, openly makes crude remarks about women nearby, and brags about what he owns, what he consumes, and how much he makes to anyone who'll listen. He's the dude who loudly carries the obnoxious "fuck you, I can get away with this" mindset. The douche doesn't know how to argue without the use of physical force. He equates bullying with courageousness and thinks intimidation is heroic.

He's his biggest fan and the one most impressed by his awesomeness. Women are a commodity to him, like a beer or a piece of bling, and he gets off telling his fellow douchebags how many he's had. Everything he values is based on the reception of his own self-promotion.

The douche wants nothing more than to be famous. Famous for looks. Famous for sex. Famous for possessions. Famous for anything. And famous right now.

The douche represents everything that seems to have fallen away from our culture: humility, selflessness, reserve, intelligence, respect, empathy, self-deprecation, and honesty. To him, pleasure and happiness are interchangeable concepts.

He rightly deserves our mocking.

And I thank Mr. Lopez for doing so.
 

Senor Squash, very well said my friend, couldn't have said it better myself. Truly you're a man amongst um, men.
 

@Squash

That was a great insightful summary of today's micro-marketed douche.
 

I give him a few prop points for staying with the same chick...
 

amaizing
 

@ squash

most excellent, insightful, and well thought out.

this is truly a turning point, dear readers.

it's funny(sad) that so many have chosen to berate a man for doing in public what we baghunters do online every day. if dog were online monitoring our posts, would we have still said the things we did?

we mock. for many reasons. but mostly because, from what i've seen from the regulars, we have a sense of humor about ourselves.

trust me, i could submit truly mock worthy pics of myself from the '80's, and i guarantee that i could take all of the jabs thrown my way. why? because i have a sense of humor, and some perspective of my place in this world.

these aren't just pics that are being mocked, it's a way of living that we all have seen in whatever little corner of the world we live in. we have all seen these "types" in our towns. and we mock because it gets tiresome to have to deal with people who think that the world owes them something.

a sense of humor regarding one's self is essential to living a happy life. at least that's what i learned from a wise old man once.

anyway, well done to all baghunters. i'm too beered up to go any further.

cheers!
 

@Squash: Your are a genius. I applaud you.
 

this reminds me of the time i...i got nothing
great job...you work childrens parties i know some kids who need an ass whupping
 

But did you guys really do all that while still wearing your tightest Affliction shirts?
 

Whether or not the emailer is a douche himself, I agree with casey and some others above that this story sounds too good to be true... I can't believe that given a cell phone, one would not do everything in their power to CAPTURE a FUCKING PICTURE of the immortal dog in action. Its not like he ran into some random vegas rehaber or pepsi drinking frat-choad who managed to get into law school and steal the weekly a month or so ago.

Need the evidence!!!


Also supposing the story has any truth to it, encouraging the dog to remove one of the greatest pics on this website is a little counterproductive. Please forgive these sins and be kind to us great dog and your skankilicious hott. When your canine grace provides, we eagerly await new pics.
 

If what Senor says is right, then you must admit Timothy Lopez has been very douchey in his attitude.

Timothy was right away up for fighting. What the fuck! What was he trying to prove? That he wasted years of his life on his martial art (I personally don't see the point of learning how to attack people in a age where people don't fight in the streets, apart from dealing with insecurity - yeah sure he's gonna share that with us).

Sorry dude, I'm just trying to prove that everybody is well able to mock and be mocked. Nobody is better than anyone and if so, one should try to prove it with his OWN life, not downgrading others.

I just don't see any heroism in the fact he said: "I told him I recognized him from HCwDB and that if he didn’t get out of my face that he would have the option of getting choked out or having a limb being broken".

What kind of attitude is that? A douchey one. I'm sorry. Not heroic. Nono. Until he was mocking, alright. Then he got douchey.

The story is very funny, but Timothy is in my own Hall of Scrote who maybe don't look like one.

So that is my opinion. Gandhi is better than Timothy. Wiser. Stronger in the soul. Learn from the right people, stop being stupidly violent - and the day I see fights in Las Vegas on tv between different sorts of douches, I'll just be glad of being different from both scroteries.
 

I'm not so sure Lopez has a much smaller scrote factor than Dog does. He committed the following douche offenses himself:

1. Was in Vegas,
2. Was waiting behind "velvet ropes" to get into a night club.
3. Wanted to go to the same night club Dog did.
4. Enjoys mixed martial arts or, as I call it, Underwear Fighting: the homo-erotic sport for white guys who can't box.

So, yeah, Lopez is a douche... and his actions threaten to tear a hole in the Douche-Scrote Continuum, as the paradox posed by one douche mocking another douche for being a douche produces douche-wavelength decay and causes reality to collapse on itself.
 

Mr. Lopez, tonight I drink in your honor. Tomorrow night I drink in honor of your friend Mr. Not-so-Nice.

Excellent story! Cheers!
 

This story is actually worse if it IS true. Can you say "Napoleon Complex?"

I love the fact that T-Lo was thinking he was all bad ass posting this (true or not) story and is now getting ripped a new one. The power of the www.
 

Couple things:

1. People that "feel bad" for Dog are big vagina's. I'm sure he has berated many people in his douche filled career. If not, who gives a shit. he deserves it for being what he is.

2. Douche or not T-Lo can fuck with whoever he wants. At 5'9, 170 I wouldn't necessarily call him "napoleon". Also, i don't think the other guy was defending him, it sounds like he prevented a bigger fight. Too bad.

3. I will now think twice before making fun of people with purple belts that "giggle".

Ok, I thought twice. Stop saying "giggle"....that's gay.

You'll never find me Giggle Boy Lopez.
 

@italian douche...

I've been doing martial arts for about... 12 years now. I won't start a fight over the usefulness of martial arts in everyday life or not.

I do, however, feel the need to defend martial arts in general.

Usually, people who practice martial arts of just about any kind do it for good reasons, such as :
1- physical training
2- stress relief
3- just for the love of the art (such as people who dance and such)

And so on.

That's the reason people usually practice martial arts. Some do it because they can make money off of it (MMA and UFC are examples). I personally try every alternative before a physical confrontation (and I haven't had a street fight since I started martial arts).

And as far as I'm concerned... I'm not sure Timothy is such a bad guy in this story. Sure laughing at a guy in public with a few new friends may be rude, but...

Let's take this in perspective. We're talking about a "man" who obviously has a very high regard of himself. There's a picture of him on the internet consuming illegal drugs with money bills rolled up as a straw. The way he dresses and the way he seems to be acting, I can only assume that he's full of himself and wants EVERYONE to see him and say "Wow that guy's so cool!".

Again, back to the mocking. I'm not sure Timothy nor the girls were actually going to go up to Dog and say "Hey you fucking douchebag, check this site out!". They were having fun at their spot. At his expense, yes. But at their spot.

Now I think that Dog had a few options of what to do in this situation. I really think he chose poorly. He chose agression and just barged through the lines, screaming like a babboon defending his territory. "What the fuck's so funny?!?" I can actually visualise him doing it.

Hell, he could've just walked over to them and say "Hey, are you guys laughing at me?" Or "What's so funny?" Or any other way of dealing with the situation. Dog is the agressor. Timothy provoked this reaction, true. But Dog is the one that wanted this to escalate into a fight.

Timothy, not to burst anyone's bubble, but... For a guy who's been doing 15 years of martial arts, you seem to have had a lapse of judgement. You don't know if Dog is armed, or knows hot to defend himself. You might excellent at what you do, chum. But there are fucking crazy people out there. People that will pull a knife or a gun on you just because you smirked their way.

You just got one life to live, my man. Don't throw it away just to show you're a big man that can defend yourself.

Peace.
 

What ever happened to.....

What happens in Vegas.. Stays in Vegas???
 

Casa432.. blah blah... thank you for that commentary on Martial Arts. People that don't do Martial Arts choose not to for the following reasons:
1. You're all freaking wierdos.

Now Shut the fuck up before rip your tongue out of your mouth and wipe your ass with it.

DB1, Isn't you're book signing in Las Vegas? Dude, Keep a clear eye. I doubt Dog or His Stank 'Ho have the mental resources to do the research necessary to find themselves on your site, but if they do.. You might get cat scratched by his little Stank 'Ho and Marlboro Light Smoke blown in your face. Be careful.
 

Yes!!!!!!!!!

This story just made my morning!!!!!

Douchebags like that sometimes need their ego served to them in a blender.
 

well, say what you want about Martial Arts, but this one time, Cro 'Bagnon killed 15 ninjas just by looking at them.
 

@ anonymous 2:12 PM...
Yeah, Dog is human (presumably- The DNA test is still pending.) but his entire thing is he wants for people to look at him. That's why he wears what he wears, shaves his beard in that totally ridiculous manner, and allows himself to be photographed not only partaking in a class II substance, but also engaging in a greased up homoerotic photo shoot with a fellow scrotebag. Dog WANTS to be noticed. All this site does is give him the exposure he craves. The fact that he is exposed on here for the retard douchebag that he is? Well he can file that under "D" for "Dog's fucking problem." I feel you, though, and I'm sure Dog appreciates your gesture of kindness, but seriously: fuck him. Reserve your pity for public sightings of the douches that just don't know any better, like Dude With a Lot of Popped Collars or the borderline scrotes that end up in "Bag/ Not a Bag." Their exploits are aimed only at pulling some tail from the hotts. Dog wants YOU to know how fucking cool he is. He deserves to be mocked incessantly until he either changes his douchey ways or moves somewhere without the internet.
 

and, since we're all sharing, i'm 41 years old, 6'1" - 186.
 

The art form is more properly known as Xenu-Jitsu, after its most deadly practitioner.
 

goddamn, darksock picked the wrong day to be out of the office.
 

Turdacious and Senior squash hit the nail on the head, turd to a quicker point, senior expanded version...Dog deserved an/a ass kicking
 

I'm Anon@215.
If anybody here has ever been fucked with when they are with their girlfriend you know what a fucking pickle you are put in. Men here know that you cant look like a chump in front of your girl!

I don't care if you're waiting for some dumb MMA thing or whatever. Believe me, I am no fighter. I feel the whole act looks ridiculous. LIke the scene in 2001 when early man discovers weapons. It makes me feel like there has been no evolution.

Some people think that Dog should go through that crap based on his own shortcomings. I know that he feels the need for total strangers to think he's cool shit but where do you think that comes from? He reveals his insecurities with every phony picture, weird beard pattern, and lame tattoo.

I still feel bad for him. and I feel that he was the victim of bullying that night.

I submit to the readers here that if there was a 'Square guys with hotchicks' website out there, and my pic was on there at my sister's wedding being a goofball dancing drunk with my special lady friend, and some meathead picked a fight with me over it I'd be bummed out.

I'm NOT saying that Dog isn't a douche. EVERYBODY is a douche in their own way.
 

I'm really enjoying the breakdown between the opinions of the veterans and those who have only recently joined us. It says a lot about who gets it and who doesn't. I don't see how this purely humorous story has created a Mason-Dixon line within the commenting, but if some of you think we're actually here to promote violence of some sort, then you're taking our comments way too seriously. And if some of you are here to actually promote violence, then you are taking this site too seriously.

That said, FUCK FISH SLAP. And thanks for the info, Quixote.
 

I agree with capturing a pic of the douche in the wild. Maybe there will be a top five 'bag hunter section with links to the shots of the most elusive beasts.

And I'm down with the fallen douches section.....DB1, there are so many ways to take all this....
 

This morning my grandmother died of a heart attack after backing over my childhood kitty, mittens, on her way to take me to the unemployment office because I got fired from my job after being framed then sued for sexual harassment by a guy no less, who intentionally burned down my house because he said my girlfriend gave him herpes.
But after reading this story, i feel like this is gonna be a pretty good day.
 

@burnsy....well said my friend. hey, quick question here: is that you in your avatar? and if so, where did you buy that 'plus-sized' blow-up doll? the wife and i were thinking of spicing up our Thursday evenings.
 

i think the biggest point that these sniveling little Dog apologists and martial arts masters are missing is LOOK AT THESE FUCKING PICTURES.
 

Wait, we're not advocating real violence here? That can't be right. DB1 sends me secret commands to kill. For example:

The putz who acquires the douchetributes (bling, tags, tribal tatts, hair spike, etc.) is simply manifesting what was already there to begin with.

is his way of saying, "Kill, Mr. White, Kill! Then piss on a hott!"

My dog also gives me commands, but I don't always listen. He's crazy.
 

@bcs....thank you for that vivid reminder. i remember a while ago when you posted a link to his photos on istock. as a frequent user of the site, i often type in keywords to search for images. so i noticed some of the keywords used for finding one particular shot of the Dog, and i've listed them below. i shit you not.

1. little boys
2. pleading
3. sexuality

and there you have it.
 

For one, being a practitioner of MMA & BJJ, Tim probably has a good sense for who's actually got skills in a fight and who's a peacocking bullshit artist. Just because Tim didn't take shit from fucking Dog, of all people, doesn't mean he's the aggressor. Dog came up to him, started talking shit, and instead of taking the "verbal smackdown he morally and spiritually deserved" with humility like a man, sulked away like a puppy swatted on the nose.

Ever notice how guys who can whoop someone else's ass generally chill and don't go around threatening strangers? It's called self-confidence, REAL self-confidence, and this story just confirms the central underlying truth of this whole site: these assholes are all flash and no substance. I refer you to the Señor Squash post above, because he said it more eloquently than I ever could hope to.
 

wow alot of emo faggots on here over analyze the whole story detail by detail.. you people have no lives whatsoever
 

Fuck Dog, Fuck Fish Slap and Fuck Bra.


maybe if he wasn't all jacked up on coke & 'roids he'd have a better sense of humor about himself or would at least be able to handle himself with a little self respect instead of being a walking human punchline.

douche don't need to go to the club, dude needs to go to rehab, for real.

good morning!
 

@anon 7:36

The only thing worse than being an emo faggot is spending your time reading a 100-post long thread written by emo faggots and then telling said emo faggots that they have no lives. See Irony, definition of.

And get it right: We're not emo faggots--we're virgins who live in our mothers' basements.
 

@mr. white.....now hang on there, buddy. i've had sex once. i'm no virgin. i mean, i think i've had sex. it seemed like it was sex. wait, does it count if it was with a hand towel?
 

@ anon 7:42

didn't your mom block this site on your PC?


and does she know you've been stealing her underwear and wearing it to school?
 

anon

We aren't fags. We work. ALL the fucking time. We analyze our jobs detail by detail, then have fun analyzing this bullshit detail by detail so our wives can live in good areas and our kids don't don't turn out to be HJBB&Ds.
 

i am not a fag, but i once had sex with a man who was....
 

@pfah

As long as it was a sexy lady hand towel--pink, maybe with a little fringe--then you're all set. But if it was one of those rough beige numbers....you might have some soul-searching to do.
 

Look, I am sticking to my guns that Dog was basically minding his own business and this jerkoff picked a fight with him.

In my book, that makes this mma guy a BIGGER douche than Dog. He should submit some of his own pictures and have the mirror on himself.

For all the people that say Dog was the aggressor, you are not correct, Dog was reacting. I dare any of you out there when confronted with the same situation to come up with a different response.
 

@anon215.....whatever you do, don't double dog dare any of us.

please.
 

i once had sex with a hand towel that had a picture of Xenu on it, if that counts for anything...
 

@anon215

one more time for your dense ass:

LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURES.

if for a big enough paycheck i humiliated myself and posed for pictures ninja kicking and frolicking on the beach with my shirtless man-pal, and someone outed me in public, i would humbly accept the mockery i so rightly deserved. jesus christ im done with this thread.
 

@bcs
Okay, let me break it down so that even a child like yourself can understand it...

1) Timothy Lopez picked a fight with Dog

2) That's okay in your book

3) That's not okay in my book

4) Your mom's ass is dense
 

Anon 215 - Here is what Dog could have done and probably would have lessened his 'bagness:

He could have simply asked what the problem was, at which time he would have been told that his mug was on HCwDB.com. In response, he could have said something similar to "Oh you saw that, yeah that's me. I don't know how the fuck my pic got up there. It's kind of funny when people just put up pics of people when they're out partying and having fun but don't know what I'm like. I think that it's kind of funny and I thought about asking for it to be taken down, but what the fuck, I don't care. HEY - Aren't you Mr. Not-so-Nice? Big fan of yours".

Did he do that, or anything else to diffuse the situation? Nope. What he did was get worked up about it and almost got his world turned upside down. And in the process, reinforced how big of a DOUCHE BAG he really is.

THAT'S how you properly react. If you need a case in point, then go back in archives and research the late Pumpy and how he handled getting clipped up on DB1's site three times.

The only successful thing Dog did by reacting is deflecting the mockery of all the Jersey scrotes that populate the board.
 

There's no foul here by Lopez. Dog could have taken the laughing with good humour or even come over and politely asked them what was up. As somebody else said, they probably could have ended up drinking together. Instead he thought he'd throw his weight around and be a big tough guy in approved douche fashion. Well, apparently he picked exactly the wrong guys to do that with.
 

goddamnit i wish i actually had something to do at work today.

anon215, let me break it down so that even a child like yourself can understand it...

1) You looked at those pictures.

2) You are defending Dog, which must mean...

3) You are his sidekick in the pictures.

4) My mom's ass is dense, yes.
 

@ Ever Present
I agree with you, Dog didn't help his situation AT ALL! As I said, I'm not disputing that he's a douche. Douche is as douche does.
What gets me is Timothy is trying to come off as if he isn't a fucking dick hole. "The hotts behind us in line bought us drinks". Because he bullied somebody out of line? That's a fucking douche line if I've ever heard one.

The point I'm making is who is the bigger douche?
 

@bcs

Man, you are so missing my point! I am NOT defending Dog. Dog sucks, I know it, you know it, the American people know it.

All I'm saying is this other guy sucks harder.

BTW, I too have little to nothing better to do with my time.
 

as the great philosopher Nietzsche once proffered:

" who in a VIP club line in Vegas is NOT a douche?"
 

T-Lopez should have Mel Gibsoned his ass Mad Max style...... One man One douche enter...... One man leave....

I admit to being a bit green to my newly beloved HCwDB, but there are no delusions here. DB1 and our hardened readers eloquently express what the majority of the intelligent members of our gender see on a daily basis. Douche Bags with Hot chicks.

My only complaint is that we give the chicks a bit too much leeway sometimes.... and they are supposed to be the more intuitive gender.......
 

i once skipped the VIP line at a club in Vegas and was let in immediately.






.....oh god. does....that mean...........
 

Hey T-Lo:

Did you forget to mention the "hotts" behind you were actually fag hags?

I'm really hoping you to post something challenging all of those who oppose you to a fight.
 

Hey T-Lo:

Did you forget to mention the "hotts" behind you were actually fag hags?

I'm really hoping you to post something challenging all of those who oppose you to a fight.
 

Nothing beats a steroid muscled coke head having to tuck his dick between his legs and walk off, and is this case, it wasn't due to the coke!
 

that story just made my day. right on Lopez.
 

Dog is slowly becoming My Dog. I'm so, so gay and I so, so like women. So.

It appears like Dog works like model. I worked as model too. TO PAY MY FUCKING BILLS. I have been mocked a lot since I started doing this. Eventually many of the mockers were fucking envious. I don't take pride of having modelled. I just say, I'm not stupid because I did. Actually, I feel kinda smart because it was a solution to the bills problem.

If you were Dog, you'd take cocaine. Or maybe not. Anyway it's pretty standard he does. Not the best choice, but if he's an idiot for that, tons of other people are, including Kate Moss. Some emo love and understanding sometimes is good. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU THINK I'M A PATHETIC SENSITIVE PERSON. I think badly about you too.

Anyway:
a) people who invented the term "emo" are insensitive idiots in my personal, individual, and honest opinion. It really is the most stupid word ever. I'm serious. It doesn't make any fucking sense!!!!!

Not having emotions and not expressing them makes you really lame. Makes you really unhuman. I don't give a fuck. It's a man speaking, a man with emotions. (Though I've never been called emo before). I am a fucking proud emo. I don't give a fuck about the pretentious "i-never-feel-any-compassion-and-never-cry-because-i'm-a-tough-man"? You're FAKE anyway. In truth, you are an emo as anybody else. If it's a problem to you, you're fucked!!

b) who said we're taking this too seriously is right. But I'm scared by the users who REALLY seem to have hate inside. I think from now on I'll leave them alone.

c) for fuck's sake hate does nothing but nurture hate.

d) for fuck's sake hate does nothing but nurture hate.
 

@anon215
I agree with you a little.
My thoughs are Karma got Dog and if Timothy was out of line it will catch up with him too.
I know karma got me with all the fun i make of these shitheads, just last week i got out of the pool and i had obvious shrinkage, 2 ladies about 80, 1 in a wheel chair started laughing at me.
only thing i could think of as i ran off crying was " damn Karma and DB1's website.
Turdacious
 

errata corrige:

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU THINK I'M A PATHETIC SENSITIVE PERSON. I think badly about you too".

I don't give a shit but I don't think badly about anyone. Dunno, maybe I was angry when I wrote that. No personal attack to anyone.
 

So very deeply satisfying.

I just noticed - her vag looks like it has an evil, scheming mono-brow thats plotting to take over the world. Which would mean dogs gay ass snake tatt is her partially retarded side kick.
 

Admitted newcomer to the site, with too much time on my hands at the moment. I rule in favor of Lopez.

Lopez's giggling was obnoxious and kind of douchey, but I don't think he meant to publicly mock the guy. The laughter just got out of control, as it often does.

Dog could have ignored Lopez and his giggling gaggle, or--more classily--he could have laughed at himself and admitted to his douchitude. Like people said above, you have to have a sense of humor about yourself.

If you're out and about looking like that, you have to expect some attention. You're practically begging for it. Just get into your club and have fun. You're in freakin' cheezy-ass Vegas, btw, not in an audience before the queen, so lighten up.

But he took the bait. Unfortunately for him, it was with someone who could talk the talk and walk the walk.
 

can we call the vag tat the "uncle leo"?
 

since when did the site become the oprah fucking book club? italian douche nobody cares about your emotions or your feelings or your fucking modeling career. i hope you trip and fall into the dumpster of a cancer factory.

this site is about hate. we are haterz. it's all in good fun, it's dark mocking humor. i am not a sociopath but i have a very morbid sense of humor and am a pretty fucked up individual in general. and i can tell you that i'm not the only regular here that is.

hate does nothing but nurture hate! what are you maury povich? go eat a cock.
 

@bcs

Speak for yourself, man. I'm the model of sanity.

Now I'm going to go get some hot chick to piss on me while I write a haiku about it.
 

@mr. white.....could you take pictures and then email them to me? that'd be great. thanks.
 

i, for one, am a perfectly normal, well adjusted, sociopath or at least that's what the good people here at the institute tell me.

i also sleep with my nuts between horsehead bookends.
 

You're all normal.
Crazy is my neighbor, he yells at me every day, i walk over knock on his door and ask if his wife can come out to play, everyday at 9:56:23, just like clock work he yells at me.
Turdacious
 

You're all normal.
Crazy is my neighbor, he yells at me every day, i walk over knock on his door and ask if his wife can come out to play, everyday at 9:56:23, just like clock work he yells at me.
Turdacious
 

Dammit, I leave the office for one little colonoscopy and look what I miss.....
 

hi darksock. did you sing "Moon River"?
 

did he get the whole fist up there?
 

Can't wait for darksock's response to Italian Douche.

I sense a firestorm of unimaginable ferocity brewing.

Heh.
 

EEGAH! I've just broken out in a horrid case of vaginas from reading all this Dr. Phillian hogswallow! Where is all this pro-scrote sympathy coming from? Call Homeland Security: terrorists have spiked our water supply with estrogen.

Now me, I love Dog. Dog is the new Pumpy. This new story drives sixteen penny nails into that coffin. And those istock photos wrap the coffin in chain and push it into the East River. Italian douche, good for you that you worked "as model' but istock's paying no one's bills. Dog would have been lucky to get lunch at Subway and a handy from the p.a. on a shoot like that.

I love Dog because he is the earthly avatar of everything this site stands against; the preening, the self-absorption, the self-conscious materialism, the ignorance of fashion in the historical context and as Lopez' story conveys, the puffery that goes hand in hand with being a right wanker. Do I think it showed low breeding on the parts of Mr. Lopez and his newfound hotts to point and laugh? Yes. Does that somehow trump Dog's choad quotient? No (and when I say "no" I do so with the inflection I normally reserve for the products of cousin-fuckers). Dog's reaction was the only one he could have made, given the perverse social archetypes that he consciously clothes himself every waking minute. He lies in the DNA-marinated bed that he made. And some of you would have us feel sympathy for him because this one time he landed up to his knees in a steaming pile of hurt when he puffed his chest up against a bigger dog? Ratdicks, I say! I have half a mind to take a claw hammer to my own eyes just so that I'll be spared from reading your limp, eunuch's mewling ever again.
 

Well, fuck, Squash; I was gonna unleash some harshness but I ain't going on after the Baron's rant. I mean, Velvet Revolver's a fine band but they're not fool enough to follow Slayer onto the stage...

@ douchetoevsky: It wasn't so bad. Although it being Mississippi the camera they put up my butt was a VHS Camcorder...ouch.
 

Far be it from me to piss on squash's parade. Come on, 'sock. Bring the hate.
 

Pumpy, what happened to pumpy, what he die of and when?
 

jesus christ i have a man crush on bvg. pure pwnage
 

And also out of respect, let's close out this thread with the quote of the day...

Señor Squash said...

To those petty anons and first-time posters who've expressed outrage and disgust with the actions of Mr. Timothy Lopez, please remember that it was "Dog" who initiated the threat of violence in this instance. Getting in someone's face because people near you are laughing and may appear to being doing so at your expense does not justify approaching someone and implying physical harm to them.

Let's cut to the chase.

The problem with douchebaggery is NOT a complaint against certain clothing, hairstyles, or tattoos. By themselves they're harmless. But these things are often the markers associated with one who believes it's not only acceptable -- but is instead admirable -- to behave like an raging asshole in public.

The douche we mock is the guy who carries a grotesquely inflated sense of self-worth, an insecure kid in an adult's body who believes that he's entitled to make messes and have somebody clean up after him. He draws attention to himself with icons implying "rebelliousness" that have been focus-group approved and mass-marketed and made in China. He does so not because of who he is, but because he wants everyone around him to recognize and feel envious of the "authentic" image he purchased last Wednesday on a Visa card.

He's the guy who treats bar servers like shit, openly makes crude remarks about women nearby, and brags about what he owns, what he consumes, and how much he makes to anyone who'll listen. He's the dude who loudly carries the obnoxious "fuck you, I can get away with this" mindset. The douche doesn't know how to argue without the use of physical force. He equates bullying with courageousness and thinks intimidation is heroic.

He's his biggest fan and the one most impressed by his awesomeness. Women are a commodity to him, like a beer or a piece of bling, and he gets off telling his fellow douchebags how many he's had. Everything he values is based on the reception of his own self-promotion.

The douche wants nothing more than to be famous. Famous for looks. Famous for sex. Famous for possessions. Famous for anything. And famous right now.

The douche represents everything that seems to have fallen away from our culture: humility, selflessness, reserve, intelligence, respect, empathy, self-deprecation, and honesty. To him, pleasure and happiness are interchangeable concepts.

He rightly deserves our mocking.

And I thank Mr. Lopez for doing so.
 

always count on baron von goolo.

that dude is money in the bank.
 

@Baron

"ratdicks"...lmfao!

also, well said. a bag is a bag is a bag. you look like that, be prepared.

@Darksock...

being 41, i feel your pain.

in an all too real way.
 

It's also worth mentioning that vaginalbulbsyringe has it right: somebody is going to come hunting for some asskicking at the book signing.

I'd recommend having the Grey Goose bikini street team show up at the opposite end of the Strip that day. That should provide all the shiny pretty necessary to distract the hater haters.
 

@bcs 5:05 - Absolutely brilliant analysis. Outstanding.
 

@bvg: hogswallow, cousin-fuckers, ratdicks... You're my hero.

@bcs: thanks, man.
 

Xenu invented Las Vegas
 

Mr. Lopez, I salute you! You have done a great service by bringing the mocking directly to the douchebag.

Please go in search of The Donk and Fish Slap next.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

I don't buy this story at all. Ya'll have been duped. All I got to say is with all the Iphones around, where are the pics of this little sckuffle.

PICS or STFU
 

How could it be that no one got pics of this?

Also, it's a good story, but I have to point out the irony of the author's actions: gratuitously bragging about your supposed ninja skills is at least semidouchey.
 

OK, it's fun to have a little inside laugh at douchey looking dudes but this is going pretty far.

You guys are just being dicks. You were laughing at this guy in public in front of his girlfriend and told everyone around you to look at a website that made fun of him???

and apparently he's the one with the problem?
 

There's a Grey Goose Bikini street team?!
 

Italian douche--

You have a very good outlook on situations. but my friend i am still young, in fact i am still too young to go out to bars and drink, granted ive done it quite a few times, i just find its not for me but i am very much aware that i will have an entirely new world introduced to me when i do turn 21 and i do go out to a bar and meet some random hot who i will of course most likely bang simply because i drink and i lose all inhibitions...but i too will one day grow and this i can promise you! I am going to miami in 2 weeks and i will keep the camera ready my friends!!!
 

Personally I think if you're going to present yourself in such a way that you stand out in a crowd and invoke feelings of disgust, you can't choose who's looking at you. Sure - everyone's got a right to dress/tattoo/shave however they want, but you can't choose who's sense of taste you're going to offend. If you choose to present yourself in a silly way, like a human charicature, you're going to provoke feelings. Like Cosimo Cavallaro's Chocolate Jesus, you can piss people off. And when you piss people off, they say something about it. How much leeway are these douchebags going to get? It's the rule of the jungle: if you smell like Axe, the foliage won't hide you. If you advertise your masculinity like an neon sign, you will be seen from far away. In essence, you are making yourself a target. If you are so cool and so confident that you think you can stand out like this and fend off whatever reactions to disgust and anger you may attract, that's your choice. Anyone who feels sorry for him should remember it was his choice to stand out like a buffoon. Heckling douchebags is nature's way of saying "GET A PERSONALITY". Seriously, if he were to get a real personality instead he would find that he would have less reason to prove himself through outrageous body-image. Problem solved. I mean seriously - do you see fashion models sporting those outfits outSIDE of the catwalk?

And the thing is, what if he had won? Would people then think the Dog was an asshole for getting mad over mere words?

I don't know if Dog is an asshole or a sweetey. But I do know this: triple shoelace chin-strap.

I'd like to close things off by quoting John Goodman's character from "The Big Leibowski":

"I dabbled in pacifism... but it wasn't 'me'"
 

@ bag queen
...if you smell like Axe, the foliage won't hide you.

This needs to be one of the Natural Laws Of The Douchebag Universe.
 

tim lopez is 2nd from left

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q85/CSULBBJJ/121606Instructors01.jpg
 

I love the story but am with Casey....if you had a freakin iphone and had the presence to whip it out n go to the site, yet not a single grainy photo from a single phone of a world-known fighter and a trainer almost getting in a fight in line at a Vegas uber-club?

Not really calling bullshit, but somethings off.

Hoping this is true makes me sleep with a fat smile :):)
 

Ah, HCwDB. Giving back to the comm-runity!
 

Beside the shoe-lace beard...i feel this guy's cool (Dog) lol

But the hatin' was relentless ! i mean god-fucking-damn
 

Who's worse, the guy in the pic for having a douche body, or the the guy telling the story for having a douche soul?

x
 

Who's worse, the guy in the pic for having a douche body, or the the guy telling the story for having a douche soul?

x
 

timothy
sorry man but i gotta tell u that u started the mess if it were me im 6'3 240 lbs ex boxer i wouldnt even come up to u to fight. i just shoot u. i mean laugh at the douche but u were kinda asking for trouble.
 

btw im with casey on this one. and like someone said u were the dick not the douche
 

I say that Lopez is a Mouth Boxer. You come with a story like that yet have no pic to back it up. You could have made a video of the thing with your friend's phone.

Also, Lopez was the biggest Douche because he said " if he didn’t get out of my face that he would have the option of getting choked out or having a limb being broken, it was his call."

Were you prepared to "choke him out" or "break a limb"? No, you are all talk. If you did "choke him out" or "break his limb" you would be practicing your Gracie fad in prison for at least the next 10-15 years.

That is the real world, not you lying little fantasy. Tale of the Tape MMA/BBJ is the biggest Douche Bag Trend out there. Total posers are into that shit. You are the Douche Bag because you talked shit that you had no intention of backing up. Although none of this happened, You are seeking attention. You want approval from the other males on this site.

Also, why the warning? If he invaded your space why not just clock him? Oh, I forgot, you do BJJ, the biggest Fad since the early 90s. Yours is a typical bullshit hero story. The threat you made in front of witnesses you didn't know is called Battery.

One last thing, there is a book out (cannot remember the name) but it is by a fighter. I just opened it to a chapter with Tank Abbot talking about an incident that sounds exactly like yours except he was in a restaurant and the guy with the girl was a Bodybuilder.

Tank even apologized when they guy came over and asked him what he was laughing at. Tank likes his freedom. He is also credible. You are a Mouth Boxer Lopez.
 

I am the one who left the last comment. I do not have a Douchie name and did not feel like making a new account but did not want to just post anonymous.

I reread the Lopez fairy tale and comments and realized a few things. Douche Bags are not a new phenomenon. There have always been and will always be Douche Bags. Lamers, sheep, anyone who follows the Popular Culture yet thinks they are unique.

The thing about the current Douche Bags is that they look the same as dorks who had hair like that in the 80s. They are especially cartoonish now because they really look like fools. Think how they are going to feel when their fad actually does end and they have these stupid tattoos, hair (which they can change) and shrunken Testicles from the Roids.

UFC is a haven for Douche Bags. Paris Hilton goes to most of them to be seen with the other Hollywood, no talent crowd considered the creme de la creme by the masses. They show all of the "celebrities" in the audience on camera. Vanilla Ice was trying to make a comeback by going to the UFCs until real celebrities decided it was cool.

It seems that there is already a lot of Anti-Douche Bags Douchies who are on this site. I just found out about the site but had the book since September.

All of these Ass Kissers (Lopez being the biggest) that are bowing down and worshipping Lopez for a bullshit story are Douche Bags. All of the Brainwashed pacifists who are condemning any act of violence are Douche Bags.

Lopez's tale of pointing and "giggling" at the guy is a Douche Bag as well as Gay (not literally Homosexual, slang) thing to do. The story is full of Douche Bag bragging and of course nothing happened and not a single person from all the people looking up this site with their i-phones took a pic?

First, Lopez is trying to win the approval of db1 by kissing his ass. He is making the claim that he got all of these Las Vegas wannabes to go to HCwDB.
Mr "Not so Nice" (why can't you mention his name? It's not like he did anything but yell to the entire crowd to go to HCwDB and look up the Dog.
How would he know the name of the site? Did you get the entire group of UFC fighters to become anti-Douche Bags? I don't think so.

You are a fighter yet you allow a guy to get within an inch of your face and talk shit to you? How could you allow someone to get that close to you and call yourself a martial artist? You aren't shit, well, you are full of shit.

The martial arts have gotten a bad rep from competitions like the UFC that they call "close to a real fight". They are not the only ones. Professor Kano with his "Judo" and colored belts helped ruin them too.

People laugh at traditional martial artists because they suck and the fact is, most of them do. There are only a handful of good fighters in the real marital arts world. Most martial artists are typical, egotistic assholes, look at Phil Baroni.

MMA, BJJ and Boxing are not martial arts in the original sense of the word and neither are Tae Kwon Do or most of the Okinawan and Japanese martial arts as taught now.

The martial arts means war arts and they were not about competition. There were many challenges in all the martial arts and these ended up with one of the participants getting seriously fucked up if they were not pulled apart. Martial Arts enabled one to overcome their fear of death. I see these sport fighters who can take a few elbows but would shit at the barrel of an AR 15.

Anyone who is familiar with the real Pre Bruce Lee Chinese Martial Arts knows that rooftop fights in Hong Kong and Chinatown did occur but not everyday and it was usually to settle a big dispute. I have no problem at all with this because there were no "rules". The original UFC were close to this but they were dominated by the Gracie's who had no problem kicking ass on the other marital arts who mostly did point sparring.

Originally Martial Arts were not only about fighting although that was the vehicle. Mastery of Martial Arts resulted in enlightenment. The result of fighting for years allowed one to see that it did not have to be physical. Sun Tzu explained this in his "Art of War" with "The best fighter wins without fighting". Real war arts are mostly psychological as fear of the unknown kept their opponents in line. If a fight was necessary, there were no "rules of war".

That is why competition fighting is not what martial arts is about. I don't accept macho challenges but if some asshole gets up in my face I will do what I have to do. It will not be by the rules. A challenge is a contract. For a non grappler to accept a grapplers rules is not an equal or fair fight to begin with.

I have nothing against grappling and have trained in the rudimentary skills to survive if I were ever taken to the ground. They say that 95% of fights end up on the ground. They are talking about untrained individuals who usually throw weak round house haymakers. In a non cage environment going to the ground will usually end up with kicks in the head from the opponents allies. This is real life, not Lopez'z hero, man worshipping fairy tale.

UFC White Tiger Kenpo Champion Keith Hackney was no slouch. Chuck Liddell trained in Kempo for many years and strikes harder than most MMA fighters who do not hit as hard as Golden Gloves Boxers. You do not learn hard hitting in a short time. Kenpo fighter Bart Vale was a Shoot Fighting champ.

None of these guys are Douche Bags although the Kiss Ass masses try to pull Chuck Liddell into their world. Chuck Liddell has survived fame and the entire LA and LV fake ass scene and is still himself.

Can't say this about many of the other UFC fighters who are right up there with the other fake Douche Bags, hob knobbing with celebrities of every type. Celebrity and fame is not hard to accomplish these days. Look at Tila Tequila and the other Myspace celebrities.

Ok back to Lopez. The story wreaks of braggart Douche Bagism. Lopez was waiting in the "VIP Line" at the Palms after a UFC fight. Dog was in the line for the mere mortal wannabes.

Mr. "Not so Nice Guy" is a close pal of Lopez but he dare not name him because_______. Why? He didn't do anything but advertise for DBwHC. All of the Hotts were laughing at Dog. The entire crowd was laughing at Dog and he ran away with his tail between his legs? Sounds like a movie script.

I did not originally see that Lopez pushed Dog down by his face. That sounds like a real kid thing to do in front of a few hundred witnesses. Any cop would have arrested you for assault. You cannot lay your hands on anyone but if you are going to assault the guy, why not go all the way and knock him out? You allowed him to get an inch away from your face which is typical non fighter behavior.

Again, you threaten to break his limb or choke him out. As I said before, you were shooting blanks. You would look like an asshole going to the ground at the Palms for your ego's sake. Mr. "Not so Nice" acted pretty nice by telling Dog how great you are saving you from having to do anything.

Las Vegas (unlike the rest of Nevada) does not allow CCW (Concealed Carry). Try pulling that macho shit in Miami you fucking pussy. Not much posturing happens there except among kids. Car jacking used to be the #1 sport in Miami but changed when they extended the Castle Doctrine to everywhere.

Picture if you allow a guy who knows what he is doing to get an inch away from your face and he grabs your head and pile drives his forehead into your face until you slide out onto the ground. That is a head butt as Paul Vunack teaches in JKD.
It is not done by bending your neck back but by ramming it but by the legs. You could have wiped your ass with your purple belt.

Picture if he grabbed your head and sunk his teeth into your face and tore from side to side like a Doberman. Picture if while you allowed him to walk all the way over to you (while you stood there like a sitting duck) and pulled out 9mm and pumped you full of slugs. He would have been in for life but when you are dealing with a man's ego and his woman and laughing in their face, many will do that before yelling "What the fuck are you laughing at" (Very contrived).

Sorry for the long reponse. I know it goes all over the place but braggart Douche Bags like Lopez should not be praised as heroes. All of you losers thinking he put down a Douche Bag have no idea of the real world. His pointing and giggling sounds like a couple of girls. It is a sad day for the anti Douche Bag movement when they don't realize that a Douche Bag is not just spiked hair, tats and muscles.

It is man worship and ass kissing. It is lying and bragging about your BS BJJ accomplishments, Las Vegas VIP velvet ropes and the Partying like a Rock Star at the Palms.
 

I just puked in my mouth, shit my pants, sneezed, coughed, and had a mild heart attack when I viewed the level of doucheness of Dog. Please, I beg you, in the future, give this king of douches his own category and label it "view at own risk." Consequences of accidental viewing of Dog can cause serious health problems. Ok. I have to clean the puke off the floor and change underwear now. Have a good day.
 

lame story, honestly. you and your idiot mate played out the very proclivities that you mock douche's for holding.

how would you react if you were being pointed and laughed at on the street? lopez is the aggressor not dog it seems to me.

despite the fact he possesses the single most hideous tattoo i've ever seen and his facial hair deserves its own series there's no evidence he's a bad guy. not that i care, but that's what matters - what kind of man you are, the kindness of your heart. not whether your beard looks like a schick blade, although admittedly, the Dog looks like a regular reader of cro-magnon weekly this story says more about you, lopez, than it does about Dog.
 

You know why I carry concealed every time I leave the house? It's not so I can respond to the Dogs or the Lopezes of the world.

It's to remind me to watch MY mouth and manners. Because what that fella said about Dog walking up and pumping a bunch 9mm rounds into you (especially in Vegas) is so true. Just ask Tupac Shakur. Oh, that's right, you can't...he's dead.

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