Lots of boobies. A his and hers matching set. Yum and gack at the same time.
 

Nicest ass i've seen in a long time!
Hes a tommy wanna be
Turdacious
 

must get side tatt, must get side tatt, must get side tatt.... Fucking DoucheBags....


Kardoucheians Rule....
 

Gawd Damn! She is the hottest hott we've seen here in months. I'd go snorkeling with her.

And, by snorkeling, I mean she'd be underwater with a tube in her mouth.

Acey-Douchey
 

Best side boob we've seen in a long time. However, the bandana suggests bleethiness. Still best side boob I've seen in a long time, which means I'd make her S'mores in the middle of the Savannah wearing a space suit just for the chance to send her a post card offering said S'mores.
 

What an ass.

And her body's not bad either.

Glad to see this guy sticks to a hard core regimine of not working out. Fucking douchebag.
 

she's amazing. you people are trashing him for not working out, yet if he were ripped, I think it would only add to his douchiness. not that he doesn't have enough as it is.
 

@Douchenozzle...

There's a fine line between working out so you're in shape, not working out at all so you're a flabby douche and taking enough HGH to make Herve Villachez into Andre The Giant.

Subtleness is next to non-doucheness.

Better?
 

Not much for blondes but DAMN!, shes fine. shes the hottest i seen on here in long time.
Hes a ball sack, stuck to the side of some fat fucks leg, that needs to be pulled off like a fruit roll
Turdacious
 

This pic reminds me equally of the television shows "Party Heat" and "Punk'd."

I agree with everyone else who thinks that chick is really hot.
 

I cant even analyze the bag, that hott is on fire. Look at that ass!
 

tell ya what: i'd like to be kickin flabby tat bag on sunday, or any other dat for that matter.

on to her... well yeah, "on to her" alright. by that i mean like a wild boar ride with a hot pepper up its ass.
 

Looks like the usual weekend at Lake Havasu.

Oh, and she's pretty.
 

her....hair=7,face=7, boobies=10,waist/belly=10, ass=10, legs=9,(too skinny) making her an 8.83
him....hat tilt=2,( what IS that military patch?)tat factor=5, bling factor=0, gesture factor=0, clothing=5,( Argyle baggy shorts?), douchal intangibles=4, making him a level 2.67 douche, in both cases adding the scores and dividing by 6
divide the hotts score by the douche's score ,8.83/2.67=3.31, and you get the "Dochal quotient", which, the hotter the hott is, and the douchier the douche is, will be closer to 1, ( full hottness being 10, and full douchyness being 10, 10/10=1, that being said, I'd still do her in front of your Grandma
'Ol Bagnanimous
 

Hold up. I have spent myself too much focusing on the Hott. Kickin It bag also has a cheesy v-neck hanes tat. That should increase his scroteability.
 

One of the better asses I've seen here. I could un-Bleeth her.
 

wow
 

What an odd pair. Strangely, I want to touch her ass, and I'm a straight chick. And I want to touch absolutely nothing on him.
 

this douche must be super douchey cuz Scrotem's Law of Relativity says: the hotness of the hott is directly proportionate to the corresponding bags' level of douchosity.
 

I'm with anon 1:16 ("wow") . . . that's about all I could say as well.
 

i'd rock everything from the neck down.
the rest can stay attached to the scrote
 

He's pretty douchey, but what makes this photo is the marvelous behind on that young lass.
 

She is incredible. The Corporal (?) insignia on his hat are a disgrace.
 

@anon 12:04
The chevrons on his hat indicate that he is sergeant in the Douche Army. He's either retired or has been dishonorably discharged.
Let's just call him Sergeant Shitsack
 

@apricot
Right you are, sir. Corporal it is. In my haste to do all I could not to enlarge this photo for the obvious reasons, I stand corrected.
Carry on, soldier!
 

Corporal Punishment is necessary for him being a douche. No choad like that deserves to touch such a fine ass.
 

Like it's said in Harold and Kumar, "the things I would eat out of her ass!"
 

Nice mutant side-boob. Or perhaps that is a tumour...?
 

@DB1, regarding the hott.
Thank you sir may i have another" of her"
Turdacious
 

I'm convinced that anyone latched onto her would be considered a douche..Man!, shes got it goin on.
Turdacious
 

Would FishSlap detract from her Hottness?
 

That ass on the left... drool. That ass on the right... punch.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Pirate Hottie is a delightful wench. She shivers my timbers. Arrrr!

As for that thing growing out of her thigh, wtf? Okay, the tats are one thing, but clothes aren't permanently attached; you can change them, doucheface! Maybe you're an insecure prick, so you need to wear the hip-hop "coture" and throw the bad-boy 'tude when you're hangin' in da hood, or bangin' wit yo boyz down at the club, but you're on a fucking boat, in the middle of a fucking lake, for crissakes!

Hey, douchebag! Ever hear of a bathing suit?
 

What a gorgeous butt and boobs! I guess that flake has a lot of $$$.
 

First Blaze gives us "Boobies of the Year" and now this douche gives us "Ass of the Year." All in the same week! What a week it is. We can go ahead and hold the Douchies, 5 months into the year.
 

GAWD DAMN!!

THAT'S A PIECE 'O ASS!!
 

this douche has gotta have $ for this hott to be on him like that. since it's unlikely that a trust fund or a successful silicon valley startup are involved, i'm gonna float that this douche is a drug dealer.

although i think i may need more pics to test my hypothesis, and by hypothesis, i mean kleenex absorbency quotient.
 

Side boob and side butt cheek in one pic. Fine work, DB1.
 

Side tatoo's dont make you a douche, nor do out of shape pectorals...Being a gym dude is douchemasterson and or makes you a homosexual. That bitch however, is douche queen written all over. Nice ass though...
 

That is some white-ass people.
Mix in some sun.
 

That ass is bringing tears to my eyes. And by eyes I mean the tip of the One-Eyed General. Best ass I've seen in years, on this blog or elswhere. In fact, it's so fine that I have absolutely nothing to say about the douche.
 

what a lovely ass on that girl.

say what you want boys, but given the chance, we'd all bang that like a screen door in the summertime.
 

Ass,boob,ass,boob,ass,boob,ass -- I forgot what I was going to post.
 

Holy shit! What a body!

I'd gladly wear argyle/plaid shorts to be that close to her.
 

Oh the things I would do to that ass.
 

I think he's the sound guy on a Lake Havasu porn shoot. She's obviously the talent for the video. She's just throwing him a bone. And me a bone as well.
 

This pic really pisses me off.

This fine a$$ hott with this flabby idiot douchebiscuit.

Ugh.
 

@ Pfah: I think the term in this case would be "screen door in a hurricane".

@ Turdacious: Tommy wannabe? Looks like a Tommy 'bout to be...
 

@darksock
I wish i was Tommy.
I bang that like a new christmas drum.
Turdacious
 

I think its impossible to overstate the righteous Hottness of this lady. I would row her boat ashore. I might even go to North Dakota just to watch her unmentionables dry on the line.
 

Future cast member of "COHF".
 

I am pretty psyched to have my first humble submission to the site get posted. I promise more pics of this hott and hope she can get consideration for a yearly nod. I was reluctant to submit this based on his low level of doucheness but could not deny loyal fans the chance to see a true specimen of hott in all her glorious wonder. Thanks DB1 for your promptness in getting this pic posted! More to come....
 

@anon 9:36

I'm betting her face isn't even that hot, and her boobs look a bit too big and saggy (obviously fake, went up one cup size to much for her body) but after checking back in for the 4th day in a row, please keep sending pics, but only if we can see her tasty morsel of an ass!
 

I'm not sure, but I think her "name" is "Krista" and she does porn. I've seen her somewhere... that combo of cheekbones and perfect rump is not that common, and her boobs are clearly fake...
 

If that isn't either Arizona's Barlett Lake, Saguaro Lake or Lake Pleasant, I'll swallow a live douche ... whole.

Even after not living there for more than 2 years over the last decade, I can spot an 'Zonadouche from roughly 2000 meters.

It's a curse.

Plus, no other place has so many awful lakes that butt up to nasty/dead desert and girls who whose life ambitions fall into the category of either A) be a C- porno star; or B) look like a C- porno star at all times (in Los Angeles there are far more C+ and higher wannabe hookers/porn stars).
 

that ass is fucking fabulous.

maybe they're cousins??
 

11 1/2 foot jet boat?
 

I gotta say that I would love to be that girl!!!