I bet Chad and Lance didn't think anybody would ever come between them... until Chad's hott sister got in on the pic. Don't worry, C&L are still holding hands behind her.
 

The guys in this photo are some of the gayest men I've seen in a long time. And that guy in the red shirt has an Adam's Apple as big as his balls.

I mean, c'mon!
 

"...but it's got what plants crave!"
 

The guys with Bell's Palsy always get the hot chick.
 

What's the Finnish word for turdburgler?
 

what possibly leads blondie on the right to beieve he is or in any way could be considered "hot" or have any "sex" appeal to any women not seeking legal entrance into the country is well beyond me.

Army of Douche-ness.

p.s. that's the worst shirt i've ever seen.
 

got it; kakkakikkara murtovaras.....
 

I see a lot of potential in the guy on the right. I rank his doucheness up there with some of the best. I know this is a bold statement but this is like finding Tom Brady in the sixth round. There is no ceiling on this guys choadability.

Holy shit I want to roll him in thumbtacks then send him through a car crusher. Look at the mark of the bag for chrissakes.
 

I saw the guy on the right in an Ace of Base cover band.

No, I don't really go to Ace of Base cover band concerts.

ok, i do...fuck you.
 

Guy in the pink - "Can you smell what the douche is cooking?"

The douche on the right it partially transparent. Could this be a picture of a ghost douche? Like, this was just your typical douche/hott picture until a ghost douche stepped in and was caught on film?
 

LOL...Arkansas Dave, I was going to make the Ace of Bace reference but then went with the ghost douche...
 

Detriot! Where the men are men. And so are the women.
 

so orange, so greasy, so gay

pink shirt and tie with that vest AND the weak billy idol sneer?

at least there are perky happy boobies to distract me from tweedledouche & tweedledouchier
 

The Russian Piet Mondrain on the right is making a pinky douche gesture. And his other hand seems to be behind his head. This is surely the most homosexual douche I've seen so far. He belongs in a Chelsea dive bar bathroom sucking off a line of trannies.
 

I think this is a Wham cover group from Manchester called "Wake Me Up Before You Douche Douche". Choad Michael's shirt is made from his mother's quilt.
 

@ bonadouchie

I think that is his AIDs quilt, actually.
 

Quilt boy rocking the late '80s/ early 90's step haircut in 2008. That's soooo retro
 

I'm pretty sure thats 3 dudes. Ok one dude and 2 very gay douche salami swallowers with horrible taste's in shirts. Is that some sort of animal innards as a tie around his unmannly neck? Also children be advised.... gel overload will cause facial contorsions.
 

Dear sweet Jesus.
 

That is a hot lit babe. HOTT.

Nonsense, no way; not a dude.
 

Jesus H. Christ.

I'm trying to kill time at work so I pull up HCWDB.

What do I get?

Temporary blindness from the grease spot on Sven Doucherssen on the right.

It took me 45 minutes to compose this post using our company's lousy talk-to-type software.

In the future, please post a warning.
 

why do queers always want pics with chicks? is it for their stage 3 operation, as in "i want to look like this"? WTF
 

if the middle dude has a wanker, i would play with it, and suck his boobs.
 

Is this a 90210 era add for saved by the bell in a JCPenny's catalog? Just wondering....
 

Let's see - the Pink douche has that "I'm a stupid dickweed" sneer going. He probably sell cars. She is 100% babe-o-licious, and I detect only trace amounts of bleethness. So I can't imagine what got these three in front of the camera. After having visited the website, my guess is it'sa fairly random pic "Hey - get in the picture with the hot chick, doofus!" The douche on teh right is stunning A level doucheness. Really amazing. The hair all gelled up, the greasy skin with a serious hint of orange flavoured tan, the polyester print shirt that was out of style in 1981, the gold chain, the crappy little van dyck facial growth, the pouty mouth, the vacant expression that screams "duh" at every turn when it isn't spinning into some kind of self destructive death spiral of roid induced rage - total world class douche. A contender.

The hott? A real hott. decidedly low on bleethness. A good one. Her eyes are clear, her teeth are clean, she has an excellent rack, her hair is nice, but the frizzies clearly show she doesn't bother with it much - a low maintenance type of girl. Just my type! Too bad she's stuck in Detroit with those saps.
 

The look on pink 'bag's face is enough to make me want to reach through my monitor and bitch slap him repeatedly at a medium pace. The douchebag on the right is just making me ill. The douche-hott delta here is as large as the day is long. Yessir, I do likes me some natural looking low maintenance hot brunettes with seductive eyes.
 

we have one billy idol smirk, 1 hott and 1 derrr!.
Turdacious
 

Is it just me or does that facial expression on the right look like he's been slapped...with a fish? Fish Slap's cousin???

I think I had that shirt in the 70's. Come on, I was nine!
 

I would place douche on left's head in a vise and tighten untill his eyes popped out further than the center douche's wang does.

Tone Ranger
 

All the lady hate lately, jeez.

She looks like a very nice girl, seriously. Any bleething would be trace from being at all near Sven and The Ultimate Douche Face.

Genuinely cute hott here though, all rosy cheeked and such.
 

Sigfreid: "Careful, Roy, my leibchen, remember what happen last when you were much close to pussy"
Roy: "Jah, danke Siggy, let us go before she again tears my head off"
 

@g rex:

It is as if Fish Slap and The Gator mated and produced Gator Slap.

I did not catch the Fish Slap look until you mentioned it, but there was this haunting feeling as if I had seen this douche before.

And if the girl in the middle is a guy, at least she is pretty and I like her boobies.
 

Arkansas Dave,
Its not the R sided facial droop that causes him problems with the ladies, its the contralateral hemiplegia (still in the flaccid stage)that gives him great difficulty when attempting to bake her clam. Millard Gubler always gets in the way of Hott/Douche commingling. Thank god for Millard Gubler.

Scroto Von Douchemark
 

It's always good to know that the Spring Collection of the International Male catalog is now available.
 

L to R:

"Can you smell what The Cock is cooking?"

"My agent cannot have seriously cast me in Night at the Cocksberry."

"I...am...Sven. (pause) I...am...Sven."

Viva La Revolucion
 

The Legion of Douche. Worst tag team ever!
 

The character on the right is actually a computer-generated composite of rival characters from several 1980's era John Cusack movies. The programmer began by inputting Teddy Beckersted from "One Crazy Summer". Note the menacing stare on pink bag that quietly says, "you touched my car." He then added elements of Roy Stalin from "Better Off Dead". The forehead shine and orange glow are the results of special sunblock applied before the dangerous K-12 race. For overall scrote effect, "Sixteen Candles" pretty boy Jake Ryan's polyester shirt from the scene where he scores Molly Ringwald's panties was digitally added.

Ironically, after seeing what the computer program produced, I wanted to borrow Lloyd Dobler's boombox and smash it over the head of the resulting douchebag.

-High Fidouchity
 

Bad camera-ing cut out doucheface a la derecha's bag-hand gesture. Wonder what he went with??
 

Wasn't she in Waterworld? Nah, though the similarity is uncanny.....

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4182808576/tt0114898
 

This chick is hott. Period. Stop bagging on a normal looking hott who happened to make the mistake of letting a picture be taken with these two douchebags.

Pinky looks like this douchebag I went to college with, Douglas Worth. A guy once said to him, "You should change your name from Douglas Worth to Doug Worthless." It's fun to watch a douchebag get worked up over a drunken college aged idiot making fun of him on a third grade level. But, that's what douchebags do.

Sven Bagnusson is obviously blind: unfocused gaze, ugly shirt. Stop making fun of the handi-CAPABLE.
 

Fucking ginger douchebags.
 

Are you shitting me? If these choads don't end up in the weekly at least, then there is something wrong with the world......
 

This girl is unbelievably hott and I'm betting she has a great ass as well.

Pinktard probably waits tables at a local Italian restaurant.

Righttard, well, this is stunning. I have seen this kind of doucheyness since, umm, probably the episode of The Office where Ricky Gervais films his video of "If You Don't Know Me By Now".

Except Ricky was in on the joke. Righttard seriously thinks he's cutting edge, when all he is, is cutting cheese.

Righttard for next week's weekly, please.
 

allright, howard johnsons, were gonna take a short break...tip your bartenders, they're working real hard, try the veal...
 

Yeah, anyone down on this girl is smoking crack. She's hot.
 

It's been a while since I've LOL'd at a picture posted on the site recently. I have to save this on my computer for the next totally depressing day I have. I can't help but give a massive chuckle when I see these goons' faces. Hell, I might even make it this year's Christmas card.
 

Photographer: "You in the hot pink shirt and vest--give me a Joey from Friends meets Joey from Blossom...no, even more over the top; You with the cancerous skin tone, your a total homo who suckles the scrotum in uncontrollable fashion...insert hot chick...'Perfect!!! HCWDB pic of the week for sure!' Genius.
 

I'm ashamed to say I have met the dude on the right. Total ball bag. I still have scars from the 3rd degree burns I got from shaking this scrote's hand. Unfortunately, at the time I had no idea that gay douche-tard sweat was equivalent to battery acid. The sad part is the his hand gesture, most likely a shocker or 'metal / rock' gesture, is cut out on the right side. The ridiculous facial hair in conjunction with the highlighted hair, exxon-valdez skin, and pre-cancerous Joey Porsche guido skin tone combine to make "Tard" a strong front runner for the HAAAAAAAAAAALLL OF SCROTE!
 

Anyone want the disgusting human being, AKA douche, on the right's myspace page? Post yes after me and I will make sure i get it on here if there is some interest. Bust this cheese ball!
 

More tards, more often... these guys are the antithesis of the bag. Just regular guys that have, due to prolonged media exposure (ala ace of base, ricky martin, stifler & his mom, A/X advertising), have accepted the douche into their lives with no understanding or thought as to the extent that their deeds and scrote will be universally accepted as the 'stereotype of the decade' by future generations.

You know how the 70's were all hippy and and weird hair, the 80's were all new romantic and weird hair, the 90's were all NKOTB, 90210, and weird hair?

Without drastic and decisive action, we are a all a part of 'the decade of the douche'... and weird hair... oh... and Bush.

Holy crap.

If you see guys like these... may I suggest a quiet word or two?

Girls next door deserve better.
 

Its the ambigously gay duo saving a hott in distress.
 

Hey Billy Idol, not sure the pink shirt is working for you.

Nice doucheglare, Auburn. Don't worry, the scary man with the little grey box is not going to try to touch your female.
 

The ambigously gay duo:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Tv_snl_ambiguously_flying.jpg
 

Am I the only one to see "Peaches" in the guy on the right? Look at that face, and the expression.

If you look to the right, you can even see the tip of a finger on an extended hand - a hand that is no doubt pointing camerawise.
 

hall worthy, best pic in a while, so much going on
 

Right after this picture was taken, the two guys took turns pounding eachother's hot man meatholes while the chick in the red watched.
 

his myspace page is
www.myspace.com/detroitaaron
 

That's Alex on the right....
He has more style than any of you suckers writing about this pic...
get original knuckle heads...

the girl in the middle is Ok...she's not that hot...I give her a 7....but she has a good personality...so maybe an 8...
and her boobs are hiked up.
and this was a random pic..
Plenty more where this one came from
Any attention is good attention..

and that's me (Aaron Fisher) on the right...I make pimpin easy....
keep looking at this picture and you may learn something...

If anyone wants to see some douche videos...
check out my myspace
www.myspace.com/detroitaaron
 

www.myspace.com/detroitaaron...
www.youtube.com/detroitaaron...


any attention is good attention..

Now get your dogg asses to looking
knuckle heads..

That's me on the right...
Come get some douchebags pervs..lol
I am the KING
and post some more comments...

I'm thinking my douchebaggness is weak...get to work retards
 

www.myspace.com/detroitaaron...
www.youtube.com/detroitaaron...


any attention is good attention..

Now get your dogg asses to looking
knuckle heads..

That's me on the right...
Come get some douchebags pervs..lol
I am the KING
and post some more comments...

I'm thinking my douchebaggness is weak...get to work retards