I don't know what to say at this point but: Boobies. I love them boobies.

that one in back looks like she needs me to toss her salad. And by 'toss her salad' I mean fix her a bowl of mixed leafy vegetables and then tongue her bung hole in a circular fashion while she eats the salad by the pool.
Yummy.
 

ass-peep sandwiches. ROTFLOL
 

yeah! yeah!! Jake and Cecil but what about "Evans"? ... hmm??!! and hey it's nice to see that the Belaggio addition is coming along nicely!
 

Ahhhhh, Tao Beach in Vegas. It is like a JV Rehab.
 

This may be one of the best single days in HCwDB I've seen.

Doucheface killa
 

I agree with doucheface killa, if by one of the best single days you mean I want to drill my brains out with a 1" router bit.
This isn't healthy for me, I'm starting to think concentration camps might be a good thing. I'm literally feelign naseous.
 

Wow! Did legendary producer Robert Evans bang this guy too?

He really gets around
 

It's been a while since I looked at a pic here and just started laughing. Big upset considering the post-apocalypse photo that preceded it. Douche on, Evans. What the fuck is that medallion, anyway?
 

What is a more popular hand pose among the doucheplebes, the shocker or the peace sign? So annoying.
 

And after they finish their vodka-and-Red-Bull, they'll be in the parking garage stealing GPS monitors out of SUVs.
 

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Either I'm burnt out from a shitty work day, or I'm dumbed out from looking at these douchebags all day, or I'm just a freakin' idiot, but...

Upon looking at this, the only thought I can muster up is "CHOAD"
 

That might actually be an "E", for East Coast, sign. And not just them fucking up a shocker.

Still makes me sad, I have to share a coast with these choadburgers.

Middle Girl's breast peeking out from behind Evans is delightful and renews my love for all things fleshy, round, and nippled.
 

These guys are huge in Ohio... any by huge I mean 4'10"
 

These guys aren't so much 'bags as they are fresh outta prison ready to get back to slingin that rock and stackin them benjamins.

I fear them, and I fear no douche.

OK, Maybe I am a little afraid of Cro 'Bagnon.............
 

Great, now I'll be up all night wondering WTF "Evans" means. Oh, and bonus points for the skinny white dork in the fedora. If anyone is a candidate for the Gator's "life" training, it's him.
 

WTF is the tat about...Fan of JJ from "Good Times" much cholo? These Spangli-douches mixed with the office hotties on spring break make this pic look like a movie poster for "Grand Theft Douche-O: The Return of Essay Evans"

Don't like the movie title? Don't watch the shit then...Oh, I mean "do better!"

...and to the half dozen of tasteez AKA the boobeez in this pic, I applaud thee...and by "applaud thee" I mean letting them serve as inspiration for me to go to a real porn site...
 

That's hilarious! That Evans guy is actually the super cross rider Tyler Evans from the inland empire. Corona, ca or some dump like that.
Always did hate that guy.
Nice boobies..............

Born 2B bag
 

Two fingers in the front and pinky in the ass. At least that is what I was told this by Peaches herself.
 

Wow, so he has his own name tattooed on his belly? Is that so supercross groupies know exactly who they're blowing? What a douche.
 

Since these 2 choadstools like the outdoors, I'd like to invite them to a real "Nantucket Clam Bake" 1. FIRMLY attach the claws of a large Maine lobster to their nutsack. 2. Shove a potato and an ear of corn up their ass. 3. Pour boiling saltwater over said lobster until it turns bright red (appox. 10 min.) 4.Use a large wooden mallet to crack the claws!! 5.Add salt (lots of) and melted butter. Repeat use of mallet as needed. Ahh good times!
 

Choo tink choo bad, douchebags?
 

drunk bcs here to say fuck you db1 and your celtics
 

Who wears a t-shirt that covers the forearms?

Douche.
 

drunk pfah here to say fuck the NBA.

aaaaand fuck these douchebags and bleeths in this picture.
 

Who'd have thought this post would make me hungry? Yet it has. Who wants to join me for marshmallows and hot dogs?
 

these douchebags are mutants...wow, laboratory experiment gone haywire!!!

evans should really change that tattoo to read m-o-n-g-o

they too were involved in bizarre gardening accidents
 

WTF? midwest college sorority hotts attracted to major choad douche??!! that "EVANS" tat is gonna look sweet in 20 years!
 

From a luxury hotel room across the strip from Tao beach, a solitary Jewish New Yorker calmy loads a .50 cal sniper rifle...The police will report a douche exploded into pieces moments after this photo was taken.

Later, that same Jew will smile to himself as he uses a coupon for a free steak dinner knowing that he helped clean up society's gene pool for Earth Day.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

Together they form a mental blackhole, which radiates stupid rays that make everyone around them retarded.
 

That dude is a professional dirt-bike rider, Tyler Evans
 

I'm just wondering how Pete Dougherty managed to lay off the pipe for a few minutes to make it down to the pool. He looks busy sending text messages to his dealer to get his next fix.

Sad.

And I see seven boobs here.
 

Does the scrote-douche survive in the middle states like they dominate the coastal waters???


Douche McAllister...
 

if that douche in the center gets another paper route, he can buy the "D" pendant too, to complete the set.
 

I was going to point out that this might be one of those times where you piss off real gangstas, but then I saw Born 2B Bag dropping some knowledge on Tyler Evans. Well played friend. That lead me to his Myspace where his number one friend is, and I wish I was making this up:

AMERiCAN卐WHiTEGiRL™

So, instead of ragging on the tats, huge watch, etc. I'll just rag on this jackass and his shitty choice in friends. Anyone rocking a Swastika is a first ballot hall of scroat, much like the gentleman I saw last weekend rocking SS shirts. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? And people wonder why everyone hates the Inland Empire

Now, as for the background, Darksock it's nice to see the Waffle Houses that you and Frank were working on in LA. Nice choice of location, and I see you've nailed down some fine clientèle lining up for the grand opening.
 

So professional dirtbag...err dirtbike riders are those 35 year olds who wear all that Fox shet? Pathetic. Open up a GQ magazine and mature like the rest of us upstanding citizens. Wait....uh never mind.
 

So professional dirtbag...err dirtbike riders are those 35 year olds who wear all that Fox shet? Pathetic. Open up a GQ magazine and mature like the rest of us upstanding citizens. Wait....uh never mind.
 

Are you kidding me?

Jake and Cecil are straight G! Homey!

Jake just flipped an eighth of weed last week and Cecil just somersaulted a bag of meth (or whatever metrics meth dealers go by)

How else do you think they paid for the off strip motel 6?

(five dollars extra get the porno flicks...)
 

Bag on the left looks like a bald Nomar Garciaparra.
 

OK... So I was OK with this photo, till I noticed something:

If you look real close, underneath the "Evans" is a freakin' $100 bill! I challenge a find of douchosity greater than that. big ass (And stupid looking) last name, plus a dollar bill. hell, I find that I now must use toothpicks to gouge my memory out of my brain to get this stench out of my mind.

Oh, on a side note, you should go look up his friends, here's this guys' public myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=103442726
 

This website is as gay as balls....
 

thank you for pointing out all the ridiculous "frontin" these characters are trying to pull off.

the man never has to say, "he's the man."
 

The absolute douchebaggery in this pic is obvious. I am, however, very concerned about the Ziggy (the Wire) Bag seemingly passed out. Ziggs, you are obviously in Vegas or Ft. Lauderdale bag zone and you choose to wear a black shirt? I think he is collateral damage bag material.

p.s- Minnie Vin Diesel Bag doesnt appear to be caucasion, yet has "EVANS" on his gut. A tribute to the late Bob Evans founder? Bob Evans Bag with Home Fries as his sidekick.
 

I don't get it?! What the hell is "Evans"?

You know, ever since I flunked out of community college I've been feeling lost. However, since I got my "Evans" tatto across my griddle I feel alive!

The "shocker" has been so well recieved by your garden variety douche bag that I know real tough- ass mutha fuckers would never throw it out. Much the same as "Boo ya", when Stewart Scott thought he was edgy, but really he was 5 years behind Southern Cal gangster lingo.

Hey! Poseur ass tattoo, pussy tough guys, try getting a real life tattoo. It's called a scar. Getting a tat is easy, try earning something that didn't cost money you pussies.

Upon review, I still don't get it?! Evans? Is that a set? Is that a house of pancakes? Is he really into "Good Times"? I'd bang their women and beat them at dominos but I stil don't get it.

Pussy ass dudes... nuff said. Evans?! I still don't get it.

I'm a little tipsy tonight but that doesn't excuse these bags. Are you for real? Evans? I don't get it?
 

Somewhere in Des Moines there are three proud fathers...

The name Cecil is so gangsta.
 

That's a 'B' on his chain right? Perhaps Cecil is Bob Evans?
 

Straight from Pelican Bay to the Bellagio...and just when they had gotten used to tossing each other's salads.
 

to Anon 11:36 "...gay as balls." What are you even talking about fuckhead? That makes no sense.

Is Evans the motocross guy that goes for the long jumps? The one that busted his shit all up and had to get all kinds of plates in his head?

Robodouche.
 

I just noticed that Wermser from "Nerds in Paradise" is in the background wearing his favorite black polo.
 

So Tyler Evans is a professional dirt road rider? And by dirt road, I mean the dude with him.
 

Did he steal the sunglasses from the brunette?
 

Why, hotties, are you hanging around with two midget, angry-looking, heavily- tatooed, vaguely Mediterranean-looking douchebags? Why????
 

Does this person actually look like he would require the use of a time piece? I mean, really.
 

Counting the minutes to the next BRA! pic.

I'm having more Bailey's with coffee this time. Good thing my meetings are conference calls today.
 

@douche quixote

It gets better. (And by "better," I mean...) He's got an American Whiteboy on there, too. Does Title IX also require his and hers Fourth Reich?

Jackasses. Dump 'em all into the middle of a Public Enemy show. Preferably a private show for Nation of Islam followers.
 

And adamoda, the "B" stands for Buckcherry.
 

Where did jail tatts go?
 

someone in the picture emailed DB1 and asked him to take it down.

you know why?

they're embarrassed.
 

Always cracks me up.
"Thug" douches can't handle being made fun of.
Must be the small penis thing.
 

People are so thin skinned. Finding their photo posted on this site is about as much fame as any of them are about to get in life. There's no such thing as bad publicity, people. (Just make sure they spell your name right.)
 

@ Tyler Evans

if you can't handle the heat,
stop being a douchebag
 

Poor bastard has a lot of work to do if he's going to take down every pic that makes him look like a douchebag.
 

There really needs to be a place where all the pics that get deleted get archived. Stupid RSS, half the things never are there by the time I get to reading them! Google cache works sometimes, but this sounds like a job for some industrious mirror or something. Bah....I'm just sort I missed out on a pic.
 

It was probably one of the hot chicks in the picture that wanted it taken down. She didn't want photographic evidence that she was hanging out with those mega-douches.
 

"It was probably one of the hot chicks in the picture that wanted it taken down. She didn't want photographic evidence that she was hanging out with those mega-douches."

Good point. Perhaps she has impending nuptuals and has realized her intended might change his mind if he sees a recent photo of her hanging around with such chuds. I know I would think twice, and I'd wonder what "added value" she might be bringing to the marriage (like something requiring antibiotics on a regular basis). Things that make you go hmmmmm...
 

We do not negotiate with terrorists, why do we allow DB's to ask for their pics to be taken down!?!

Unless you (DB1) are making claims of fact, i.e. "This IS a Douchebag with a Hot Chick" and not of opinion "I THINK this guy is a Douchebag with a Hot Chick", you shouldn't have any qualms about leaving pics up. As a matter of fact, if you added that to your home page, a statement that this is "All opinion, and open for discussion and differing opinion", this should clear up any legal claims or objections made against the use of photodouchebagric evidence.

Good luck and God Bless the 1st Amendment and it's tenuous extension to the internet!
 

@douchelock,
I think i remember that case at the supreme court: People of the United States v. the Y chromosome of New Jersey.

solid name and legal research.
 

It was the hott who wrote in, she was very nice but asked me to take it down.

I don't remove them for legal reasons, I remove them because it's the right thing to do if they request it. Douchey or not, they're not famous, and this sort of thing can freak people out.

But there's one or two uberdouches I denied a takedown request from because they were so scrotey, the world has to know.

-- management
 

DB1- what pics were those?
 

DB1- what pics were those?
 

http://www.vitalmx.com/forums/Moto-Related,20/Tyler-Evans-Pic,82579