TA=Leader in the clubhouse
 

Live long and prosper, TA.

Who knew the Nuggets had such douchetastic fans?
 

Looks like the Nuggets are rebuilding for next year.

Oh wait! THAT's what the D in D-League stands for!
 

Jeezuz, TA looks like a guy that just needs a good ass kickin to wipe that douche look of his face...what an idiot.

Sadly, all his douche buddies think he's a toughguy just cuz he's all muscley and douchey...I'd pay to see a nice , skinny, wirey mixed martial artist kick his ass.
 

Beside the Hott, My favorite part is his Bandanavite tan line on his hand.
TA cover that thing up with a big wrist clock already.
 

They're a couple of nuggets alright...butt nuggets.
 

two more reasons why the Nets are leaving Jersey
 

baby blue wristdana.
he fucking color coordinates his jersey with a baby blue goddamn wrisdana.

and that's gotta be a new hand gesture.

the reverse live long and prosper.

so i guess that would make it the "die young and poor."

perfect.
 

Ahhhh THE Tighty Armani, one of my all time fav's.... and by fav i mean brings the most amounts of sudden onset nausea, tears and diarreah combo to my body upon looking at him. As Jamin said, Long live TA. BRA IS A PUNK!!!!! (this is the part were they turn there hats backwards, rip shits off and bump chests yelling "what!?" "what!?"
 

i just noticed...is he doing the "long live and prosper" gang sign? WTF? lol
 

i just noticed...is he doing the "long live and prosper" gang sign? WTF? lol
 

'Melo would kick this guy's ass if he ever found him. Bra!! might be a punk, but he's gonna give you a run for your money at the Douchies this year. Better start douching it up. Oh wait, you're already all over that...
 

@ scrotten

you have no idea.

i reside in an area that's a national hotbed of douchebagged-nesss.

their daily public wardrobe consists of a wifebeater or sports jersey, over-sized nylon basketball shorts that reach their ankles, and adidas shower sandals with ankle socks.

they co-ordinate THE COLOR OF THE SOCKS THEY WEAR WITH THEIR SANDALS to match the jersey.

every day, i look out my living room window and pray for nuclear winter....
 

@ Minnescrota...I agree

DB1...how long have you been holding on to this gem of TA? Have you just been waiting for the right moment to unleash this perfect storm of scrote upon us?

Thank you

and by thank you, i mean the way i say thanks for giving me the hiv
 

Seriously, fuck this guy. The over-aggressiveness mixed with the baby blue, color-coordinated wristdana is too much. And can there be any explanation for the Vulcan bullshit?
 

TA throwin' the sideways "Spocker" huh? Homeslice is just letting us know how he works his boyfriends taint. Notice that boyfriend immediately went into the "I'm Not Worthy" bow as soon as TA produced the left hand of love. I think it's cute when couples dress alike.

- D. S.
 

IS IT JUST ME OR IS TIGHTY ARMANI ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC DOUCHES EVER TO WANDER THIS GOD GIVEN EARTH?

Tighty Armani = Legendary Douche

If I ever see him and indeed I will. I will whisk the lured hott to safety and commence to laughing whilst beating that pathetic piece of greasy steroid binge gelled hair shitbag
 

I see that Tighty Armani's (Tightus Armanius) primitive brain has mastered the complex motor function to gesture his large meaty hand into the intricate Dr. Spock Gesture
 

TA has hotter hotts and we have confirmation from someone in his crew that he slays mad pussy.

He even has a douchier sidekick.

I don't even think TA and Bra would get along.
 

DO NOT Live Long and Prosper!!!
 

It appears that the guy listlessly hanging over the gorgeous hott nestled neatly between the savage artifically enhanced bicep of Tighty Armani is saying the following.....


"eh Tightee lets take this piece of fly ass home to your mutha's and bang her till the sun rises"
 

Is that T.A wingman?


Look at the guy you can clearly see that he is merely a court jester and yet reliable witness as Tighty lures hotts and attempts to take them home...Sadly Joey The Jester gets no action....neither does Tighty.....as the grease from his body makes it virtually impossible for him to attach himself to a hott
 

I bet 500 dollars that if those douchemongers turned around they'd be wearing MATCHING Carmelo Anthony jerseys

Because everybody knows that a bandwagon Denver Nuggets fan is fanatically obsessed with Mr. Anthony's jock
 

Do you think these douchebags, especially the regulars like Gator and the King, have any idea they're being mocked here? I've seen a few choice comments from the HC half of the Golden Equation, but I'm curious about just how often you are contacted by a DB specimen scrotaliscious enough to embrace the title and tell you off about it. Do tell.
 

Carmelo sez
"Stop Baggin'"

supercallabagalisticexpialadouchous
 

T.A.: "Live long and shock her, knomsayin?"

Nugget2: "Blaaaah rabble snarble farb, my neeg."

(Bra breaks through the wall like the Kool-Aid guy.)

Bra: "Bra! Step away from the Brosephenie."

T.A.: "BRO!"

Bra: "BRA!"

T.A.: "BRO!!!"

Bra: "Bra."

T.A.: "I can't argue, nephew. She's all yours."

Bra: "BRAAAAAAAAA!"
 

Leave it to these douchewanks to funk up the club with their EXPOSED ARMPITS!!!

I hate guys who wear basketball jerseys without a shirt underneath!

Its typically choad behavior....and tell me I've hooked up with some choads and regretted it!

Looks like the guy on the left is showing us his "O face" when Tighty bends him over and packs his bony ass with USDA certified SALAMI!
 

Dude, what is with the DOuche and wingman wearing the same outfit thing going on.

I stopped doing that shit in 4th grade AND it was the 80's so I had an excuse.
 

No way, Karl Rove. They turn around and T.A. is rocking the clearance sale Earl Boykins and droolbag has the Nene jersey.
 

@douchetoevsky

i feel for you, brother. it's gotta be tough to live somewhere trying to keep yourself from going on a homicidal(douchicidal?) killing spree.

stay strong, man. hopefully mocking the bags here will tame the rage.

plus, it's great for material, hey?
 

BRA! always looks like he is having a genuinely good time. It makes it harder for me to hate him.

TA just looks like an asshole.
 

Even the scrote in the extreme left is holding his nose against the Axe-reek of these two.

Speaking of, I see TA's white deodorant crust and pit hair. Gouge my eyes out, someone.
 

If Bra!! and TA attempt to occupy the same space, the universe will explode. I just talked to Einstein about it. Einstein loves HCwDB's by the way. It is a good thing I'm dead or I'd carve TA's face off with a Taco Bell spork and wear it for a hat while I banged that Hott like an out of order pop machine.
 

Representin' muthaf@#kin' VULCAN!

Nuggets of poo.
 

I've got $10 that says that these douches have their OWN names on the back of the jerseys...and when they refer to The Nuggets they always use the 'Royal We' as in, "We are playing really good this year"...Guess what douche? YOUR NOT ON THE TEAM!

Also, does anyone else see the guy at the very left of the picture behind the 2 gorillas? I think he's holding his nose from the overwhelming stench of Axe and B O.
 

Tight armani or baggy jersey, dont matter as long as you can see the guns baby. They are also wearing matching bras, bra. west side for real.
 

I flushed three times and yet there are still two nuggets staring back up at me. WTF!

@Jessica nice to hear a stage two's point of view.


IFYM
 

why isnt this asshole in the HoS? i want all his douchie pics in one place for continuous laughs.
 

Good god, this is his worst picture yet. Has there ever been a more obnoxious doucheface? Put this abomination in the HoS already. I predict a strong showing in the 2008 Douchies.

We should arrange for a pseudo celebrity death match between Bra! and TA. I would pay to see that. And by pay to see that I mean hope they both sustain life-threatening injuries
 

Fuck you TA. No man has ever been more deserving of a louisville slugger to the head. Except maybe fishslap. And Gator. And White Chocolate. Oh fuck it. It's like trying to pick your favorite porn star--it's just impossible.
 

Bra is Superman.
TA is Batman.
Both are Superherodouche,
Both get plenty of trim,
One is a little queerer than the other...
 

This fuck stick needs a serious pice of Louisville slugger slammed up against that hideous pumpkin sized melon. Does he also have two gay ass earrings in that oil encased ear?
What a tremendous dick weed.
 

Denver, huh.

I tire of this dOUcheBag...

Lame..
 

I once had a friend that looked exactly like T/A, he was a bouncer at a club in minneapolis who got fired for putting a guy through a glass door after the dude stabbed him in the neck with a pen. He loved the cocaine, until he decided he liked the meth better, was a male escort, and got aids either from that or from sharing needles, and died weighing in at 110 lbs, down from 225.
In his prime, he looked just like T/A, and, I guarantee you one thing, T/A may be a douche, but I bet Bra wouldn't be ballsy enough to say it to his face. The look on T/A's face in this pic, is the one you would see immmediatly before the lights went out...just sayin'
'Ol Bagnanimous
 

a douche at a strip club in Denver wth out a gun errr Enver the is no D in Denver
 

Let's start up a bag fight club tournament. Round 1 matchups: TA vs Bra, Gator vs Dog, Fishslap vs Ab Lobster, White Chocolate vs HJJBAD, Donkey Douche vs Trainwreck, Joey P vs Jonny Blaze, Oompa 1 vs Oompa 2, Peaches vs Millenium Bag. Favorites to go to the second round (vegas handicaps Dog as the overwhelming favorite): TA vs Dog, Slap vs White Chocolate, DD vs Joey P, Oompa 2 vs Peaches.
In the end, Dog crushes all, until Xenu gives birth to a full grown Lorenzo Lamas who takes down Dog.


I'm bored at work, can you tell?
 

Don't tell me TA has created a new douche move, the "Spock Shock"
 

@ Anon 1:19, you're giving this prick way too much credit.. A guy that juices til his penis goes inward does not make him a tough guy... Just ask Brock Lesner who decided to give mma a try... Oh and douche on...
 

@ noonan...My money would be on DNA Dan. How could you hurt that? Barehanded?

Hair of the douche that bit ya
 

Has anyone done the "butt nugget" comment yet?
 

Yes, they have... okay...

What about "Double Douche Twins?"
 

Double your pleasure, double your douche.
 

TA had to have spent hours, 24/7, in front of a mirror rehearsing for this one photo op.

Damn it!! Where's my hockey stick??!!??

And by hockey stick, I mean sawed-off shotgun.
 

Feurio from "The Sopranos" is back at it, I see. The douche can't even make a proper scissors hand sign.
 

It looks like the Jersey douche is flying through the air and is about to land on the hott and TA.

"Holy sh*t! Incoming Jersey Douche!"
 

T/A is so up and down... I mean sometimes he is just mildly annoying, but then....

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Douche to the nth degree.

Bra!! vs. T/A would be an epic showdown indeed.
 

It's going to be an epic Yearly...
 

Two Words:

Cage Match.
 

i have to say, living in south florida, if anyone showed up anywhere wearing a bandana ANYWHERE on thier body, they would have thier ass kicked in 5 seconds. can someone tell me where and why this trend started? i have been in the bar business for 15 years down here and i have never seen anything like the douches that are on this site. the whole thing just blows my mind...
 

The poor hott, stuck between two choads. I'd rescue her if it didn't mean getting an Axe/grease wash from Tighty and his buddy, Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Why can't we solve our oil supply problem? All we need to do is round up these scrotes and run them all through a compress? Catch the oily drippings, refine them, and gas is back to a buck a gallon.
 

Is TA sporting a tube top under that Ass Nuggett jersey?

Classic Scrote Style!

G
 

Is TA sporting a tube top under that Ass Nuggett jersey?

Classic Scrote Style!

G
 

The guy on the side of them looks like he's about the pass out from too much ax and grease in the air. Do they like having their girls stick their fingers up their asses or something? T/A and his cronies always have the weirdest faces. And the sheer body mass of T/A prohibits the viewing of 90% of the girls' bodies. Makes you wonder...
 

Ooooh Tighty you ain't gonna take that are you?
 

TA's effete sidekick is wearing Iverson's (3) jersey. He's also rockin' the Adidas replica, whereas TA is bustin' out the Reebok. Shame on all you who accuse them of dressing alike!

And I haven't noticed any comment about TA's labret piercing. That's a new douche signifier to me - he may be blazing new trails in douche trendsetting.

- Amazing Technicolor Dreamscrote
 

Forgot to mention, love the tube top, tighty.
 

I propose that TA, BRA!, and Fish Slap be locked in a small, windowless room with a small table in the middle.

On the table is one can of Axe, one bottle of Grey Goose, one jar of American Crew, a bucket of self-tanner, and a jelly dong.

Mayhem ensues.

Sweet.
 

i thought this asshole was from Braston. he's gonna get some serious static from the townies if this pic hits the streets.
 

This calls for a douche-tastic rap:

They call me Tighty Armani,
Loc in the scrote-mighty army,
Check this heck of a smirk,
Check my rep from my shirt as I work,
Mackin' on bitches with that trust fund,
behind the scenes my boyz n me thrust bunz,
Then we exchange wrist dannas,
gone in Axe mist in the Nissan Stanzas,
Real sporty G, call me Dorothy but I ain't in Kansas,
I'm Brook-town, crook-town tough like Tony Danza,
who by the way iz a helluva danca,
But in da club I ain't no pranca,
I'm tryin' to be grindin what's in HOTT's pant(sa)


They call him Tighty Armani,
tan lines red like Del Monte,
He'll mack on yer mommy,
Watch him oil slick to the beat,
He knows he gonna stick it to that Bleeth,
Cuz mackin's what happens on TA street


Thowin' up gang signs, shave the brows,
wear cheap bling, so wassup now?
Not my IQ?
Hey fuck you, what that do, what that mean?
Neva cease tha grease drizzle fo shizzle on the scene,
Lookin' smirky, quirky like mean,
with Vinnies in my crew, the winnie douche team,
I ain't no metro ho sissy,
Just cuz ya bro saw me throw a hissy,
Yo I ain't that way,
but broheim jumped lines and tried to hide my Oil of Olay,
and yo I ain't gay,
I pumped ya sista tah flush dem thoughts away


They call him Tighty Armani,
tan lines red like Del Monte,
He'll mack on yer mommy,
Watch him oil slick to the beat,
He knows he gonna stick it to that Bleeth,
Cuz mackin's what happens on TA street


I got genital herpes,
tragic, no magic in how it hurt me,
but I still won't rock the latex when I sex,
pal flex, I got tha Valtrex,
in a pimped out shiney case,
with spinnaz an a mirror for my face,
I fit it in my head-band or the belt buckle,
Don't believe? Get a knuckle,
an ay yo I go on steroids,
Hey bro, I gotta swoll fo my boyz,
and them fine girlies,
with accents that represent like Laverne and Shirley,
So fuck all ya haytaz, drink dat hayter-aid,
Imma loop it on douche till them later-days...


They call him Tighty Armani,
tan lines red like Del Monte,
He'll mack on yer mommy,
Watch him oil slick to the beat,
He knows he gonna stick it to that Bleeth,
Cuz mackin's what happens on TA street



DJ Douchie Choad and the Scrote Prince
 

So, how are the peanuts Armani?
 

uh oh. tighty armani is reppin' the nugs.
i live in denver.
this is bad news
 

uh oh. tighty armani is reppin' the nugs.
i live in denver.
this is bad news
 

This may reference may be a bit too old school and completely irrelevant given the source, but here goes:

"Bra-man, I served numerous bleeths with Tighty Armani. Spotted numerous sets. I made kissy faces and crushed 100 pound hotties with Tighty Armani. Tighty Armani was a wingman of mine. Bra, you are no Tighty Armany."

Senator Lloyd Bagsen, D-TX

is it even a comparison?...this guy matched his wristdana with his nuggets jersey...c'mon, TA is a Firehose of Vinegar and water compared to the Summer's Eve variety.
 

Is that the same kid in the background from the original TA shot?... and is it possible he could be worse?
 

I hope this is the second before WingDouche spewed forth with the day's meals and covered the Hott. And TA got hit with some shrapnel.

I think we should use Google Earth to find this club so we can bomb it.
 

Why is the TA flashing a spock?

Or is that a Jersey shocker(due to the excessive cornholing)?
 

The V sign stands for VIAGRA ... and it standss for beingg ALLL DAYYY JOHNSONNNN
 

One more annoying thing about TA...

As large as his arms are, his legs are that small.

What a douche.
 

the guy on the left-- his face is posed perfectly like he's waiting for a big throbbing veiny cock in his mouth.

the guy on the right looks like a butch persian lesbian.

is he doing the star trek thing? ahahha!
 

They probablly also thought that the nuggets had a chance against the Lakers! HA GO LAKERS!
 

Matching Nuggets jerseys? Even TA outdid TA in this pic.
 

Why does this smegma producer get so much press on this site? His obnoxious puss becoming as ubiquitous as Donald Trump's. Ban him already!
 

Hear the sound in the backgroud?

"G.U.I.D.O in the USA, G.U.I.D.O in the USA"

- “W.D.G.G.G.G from NJ/NY” Hater

(WOP, Dego, Guinea, Goombah, Guido, Greaseball from New Jersey or New York – Hater)
 

This guy kicks ass
 

If borderline absurd hard color matching makes you a douche, then stuff me up a dirty pussy.

Tighty would hammer the shit out of Bra!! in a stand-up fight. Neither of them is the toughest guy in the club; but Bra!!'s just a party boy who used to be on the water polo team while Tighty is a borderline-street nightlife scumbag who works three nights a week bouncing at a theme bar.
 

O god, he either lives in Colorado or just comes here to watch the nuggets. Either way I'm in the same state as that douche-fag.
 

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