Dude, you said you had ONE more Bra pic. Just put him in the HOS already. I have seen enough. Bra is the new Peaches. He has won me over.
 

Seems he had to switch from the "Goose" to Popov. More bang for the buck. Well done broski! Who the fuck doesn't love Dr. Pepper/Popov drinks (enjoyed in the ubiquitous red cup) while engaging in hott/douche commingling?




Scroto Von Douchmarck
 

I feel dead inside.
 

An homage to the Dr. Seuss tale, The Star-Pitted Scrote. An account of how all Bra's are equal, despite the tattological differrences. Tribal armbands and tramp-stamps c-ohabitate in this greasy vision of douchetopia.
 

Bra! All my bras are mad open throated, bra! Take a shot for all the bras in Frisco, Bra!!!!
 

At first I hated this guy. Now I actually like bra.

He certainly has the level of originality required for the 'hall.
 

the slightly unclear popov vodka is making me a little sick to my tummy.

Dr. Pepper Douche BackWash Chasers? What a fugging douchebag wuss.

Drink or Don't Drink there is no chasers. Yoda said that.
 

See it! Do you see it! In the background! The 'MIST' approaches...and it's coming to eat up all that scrote!
 

Bra!! Bra's bra's are fucking douches. What a Magnificent Seven of douche. They've just liberated this beach party from the evil tyranny of El Guapo.

Bra!! is really whoring it up for a soda endorsement.
 

I hadn't seen the double star tatts before. He's approaching Hall of Scrote status don't you think?
 

What's next, Bra does Tab?
 

man this guy really loves soda
 

I admit, that while he looks very douchey, he seems to have a good time, wherever he is.

Definitely HoS Material, but he needs to be in the king douchous section with the douchebags who can actually smile instead of making really stupid looking pouty lip faces or mad doggin.
 

I, for one, am sick of Bra.
 

What's with the smoke? Mexico City Spring Break '08?
 

It's said that one star guided three wise men to the son of God.

So to make sure we imbeciles could find him, Bra sports TWO stars.

You know, insurance.
 

@ darksock - My thoughts exactly. Along with those buildings in the background too. It does look like this photo was taken in a Third World Country.

Well with what's pictured, let's make it a Turd World Country.
 

I'm impressed by the matching star tats. I'm a mathematical/logical type, and asymmetry bothers me. Good to see that Bra!! went out on a limb and tatted up both arms symmetrically. While I ponder this, I guess I also conclude that this makes him a bigger douche than if he had just one star tat. Lastly, this looks like somewhere I wouldn't go on Spring Break. There's enough places in the U.S. that have just as many Hotts and also have better weather.
 

I can only hope the haze in the background is some type of surplus Nazi Germany death gas unleashed on this crowd.
 

I think Bra is winning over the crowd.

I've loved the guy from the beginning. Saying "Bra" makes me laugh and "Broheim" is hilarious.

I would def. have this guy douche up a party anytime.

It does partly ruin his status as a truly terrible bag. I'm guessing HOS is in the stars- no not his tats- the debate should be heated, bra.

BTW, brown suited broad really needs to invest in a gut buster. Looks like she sewed a giant donut under her skin.
 

Brownian Motion-
the random movement of particles suspended in liquid or gas or the mathmatical model used to describe the movement of such particles.
Also used to predict the haze of Axe Body Shot hovering over the herd at the annual Running of the Choads in South Padre Island.
 

I'm with Douchetorious. Please stop DB1, you win. Just put him in the hall already.
 

there is a thick smog of Axe body spray floating above Scrote Beach
 

This better not be Florida - I count 30 people not a single Hott can be found.
 

This picture is giving me a whole bunch of fantasies and they all include Godzilla touring the city in the background. Right now he's on the far left and headed back to the ocean.
 

I would say this was San Diego's Pacific beach since there are no legitimately hot girls in the picture. And lots of Douches.

But it must be north florida. The giveaway: Drinking on the beach.

- The portrait of a douche as a young man
 

Pretty sure that is South Padre Island. Texas DBags annually migrate there in March. It is a protected habitat.
 

I'm thinking this is actually South Padre Island due to the the huge qauntity of garbage ass broads in the pic.

Bra made my week though.
 

UTEP and Texas Tech flags are the give away -- We down Padre, bra!
 

I like the douche in the back holding up a t-shirt. It probably says, 'show me your tits' or 'HELP, I can't get laid'.
what is up with that whacky zany dude?
 

That guy down front has such a unique personality. Look at the way that he takes over the camera with his magnetic yet humble posing.
 

it's south padre island, fyi.
 

I dunno guys. I'm starting to think Broheim might be the 2008 Pumpy. While he is definitely got a few baggish traits, he's not struck me as being NEARLY as the other hemmorrhoids on this site.

He also has yet to be surrounded by hots that make me want to slap my grandmother.

Although, Tiffany Amber Thiessen (called TAT, for Bra! purposes) in front of him is a cutie...
 

I can't help it: I love Bra. He's like a ray of sunshine entering my dank basement office with his retarded star tats, lip-bulging smirks and over-the-top poses. I giggle hysterically typing in the url, wondering what Bra's soda-of-the-day will be. In his bouncy obliviousness, he's like a big, slobbery puppy that you just can't get mad at, even when he shits on the rug.

Broheim! Check you in the Hall of Scrote, dude!
 

save this picture the hotts will someday work for the three major cable news companies...
blonde is coultergist enough for fox...
black bikini is pidgeonholed for cnn international doing 4am storys on world famine as if she cares...
and lucky stripes will be getting hit on by joe scarbourough while she delivers earning reports rumors to joe scarborough on msnbc by her 25the birthday...
unhatted bags will be talking about how up tight the new freshman girls are...and hatscrote will comeout to his roommate in epically embarassingly fashion
 

Fuckin sweet: his tattoos match. Rock on Bra-bag.


I think he's trying to tell us something. I think it's:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

But I could be wrong...
 

Brilliant! Send all the scrotes to the beaches of third world countries.
 

I only hope those people in front of Bra are trying to stop a herd of rhino's from stampeding.
I'm getting tired of Bra and his zany, wackey douchiness. Put his dumb ass in the HOS and get it over with.

Warm DP (douche pop) and vodka.
 

bra, don't you want to be a pepper too, bra?
 

Why are there so many bra pics? Uncle already...
 

Bra for HOS. His first appearance was Hall-worthy,the rest just confirm it.
I think he is ready for "Fuck Bra!" status... and by status I mean "Fuck Fish Slap"
 

Looks like Bra drinks is Dr. Pepper in a similar fashion to how the bad guys removed the essence from the little people in The Dark Crystal.
 

Hah! I knew Bra had double star tats! Knew it, knew it, knew it!
 

Those stars are like beacons of douchery.
 

What a Great Way to start the new week ... Bra and his mysteriously appearing and disappearing cool azz tattoos!!

@ all you Bra haters:
haven't you yet come to realize Bra is the "New JoeyP"? Party on Broski!!
 

OK ... douchehunters spill it!! someone has to have Bra's myspace link! ... we must have it if we wsish to complete our research on him in his true natural enviroment.
 

nice lats Bra!! ok let's see him endorse next some really obscure cheap soda .... I know .... Fresca!!!! .... Fresca is a great lo-cal way of partying hardy and keeping that awesome upper body definition!
 

@ anon 1:45: WTF like we could EVER tire of JoeyP!
 

Vanilla Vodka and Dr Pepper? brilliant!! I am going to make my bar owner buddy officially name this drink "The Bra!!"
 

Dear Bra
, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from Bra, I can't believe in you............
 

Just for grins, count the white sunglasses on men. Even gayer than the white belt.

Spring Break, Beijing!!! Wooo--cough cough---ooooooo!

Bra is douchey but he is not THAT bad. Really. I think I actually like him more now that he is hoisting a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper in the air. It is probably my favorite soda, and the most accomplished of the cola family. He looks less douchey than any of his broughams.

I like the Blonde Uma bird on the left. That bitch went to Beijing and brought a styrofoam cup. That is about the biggest "fuck you" to the environment I have ever seen, she is such a bad ass. I wish she would wear smaller sunglasses, though.
 

Apparently Bra went to college/Spring Break in the late 80's.

How do I know?

His boyfriend's camcorder doesn't qualify as carry on.

Oh, and glad to see Arkansas Dave noticed also...

Brown bikini has a belly button that doesn't have lint in it, but rather a sock, two t-shirts and a pair of jeans.
 

Bra! for the HOS!

And where's that Myanmar cyclone when you really need it?
 

Why isn't Bra on the HOS already? Get on it, DB1!!!!!
 

Bra is the West Coast Joey Porsche!
 

I'll be honest, I really have no hatred for Bracephus here. Other than that first picture he just always seems like a dude having a good time. I'm not even sure where the HoS talk comes from, I mean seriously? The HoS is about QUALITY not QUANTITY. I can give you a website with 1000 or so pictures of Holy Blue Triangle, but that doesn't make her HoS, right? If we're dogging Bra as a representative of all Frat boys, then OK, but Bra gets a pass for me.

I would like to mention that girly in the pink might be one of the most truly lovely girls who has ever graced this site. So much better than 99% of the skanks on this site, she is aOK with me.
 

Instead of Douchetona Beach or South Bagday Island, this might as well be Munich with all the wienerschnitzel and sausage fest everywhere.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

Also, Douchenozzle (sorry I was just reading through the comments), well played friend, excellent XTC reference.
 

hall for bra already.
 

I've said it since his 2nd pic. Bra is destined for HoS. C'mon already DB1!
 

Hall Of Scrote for sure
 

Arkansas Dave your comment - "I've loved the guy from the beginning. Saying "Bra" makes me laugh and "Broheim" is hilarious." LOL me too!

I called 2 guys "Bra" at work, and even threw out a "broheim" just cracks the shit outa me.
 

I agree. No doubt bra is a douche, but come on, in the same ranks as a Xenu? I don't see a HoS for the ubiquitous Bra.
 

Bra does not have a myspace...I checked...his name from previous posts is Nick Guerra and he goes to the UF school of law which is quite impressive for a douche of his magnitude. He does however have a private facebook account that is part of the Orlando FL network. The golf course douche pick though is worth the trouble of looking for it.
 

@11:27 Anon...

How about making it easy and posting the links?

I already played the game and found Bradouche in the picture. You have the links and don't share?

That, to me, is not HCwDB user friendly.

Having knowledge of The Douche and not sharing is one of the esoteric markers of being a douche.
 

//Having knowledge of The Douche and not sharing is one of the esoteric markers of being a douche.//
haha...wow you really made my day with that one. Designating a specific response to a situation as marker for being a douche. Especially one you just made up; but you know what, insults are not my thing so I'll leave you and your behavioral symptoms for a douchebag alone.

Though I will answer your question. I didn't leave a link because I only wanted to leave the info there for people who wanted to further investigate Bra; not people who would just hit the link and whose laziness in investigation following my trackwork would probably lead to some douchebags telling bra who he really is or friending him as bra on HCwDB or some other idiot boy kind of act and result in his pics being removed(see I can also do that but in a more clever way). So you can look him up if you want and even post the link if you so choose but I'm not going to be responsible for the removal of the bra pics. It's just not my thing broheim.
 

i say good humpin' on the girl with the blue cup. she is already 3 months pregnant, cant hurt it anymore. load her up with jiz..........................
 

Have to agree with Douche Quixote, Bra worked his way to a "not douche pass". Judging from the pics, prob. would be ok to hang with. Heres the reasoning. Out going guy, attracts the Hots, which increases the chance of me scoring Hot fall out. No douchy hard ass stare and doesn't paw at the hots. Hots aren't scared away, hot fallout increases again. Likes soda, would make sure hots & i got away without a DUI or starlite trip in a shady cab after to much goose, night-train or pbr. Big guy would save my ass from JoeyP & his complete orange posse after I called him out. Bra needs his own catagory, think up something DB1!
 

Bra! belongs in the HOS, no question. If it was based on this one photo, then no -- the Hott quotient just isn't high enough. But put the Bralicious photos together and you have a magnum opus of douchosity, an Encyclochoadia Britannica, a truly Proustian multi-volume work on the subject of how to be a scrote.
 

I respectfully decline hall of scrote status. Dude is getting dull real quick. Hott just is no longer really there, and anyway, WHO THE FUCK DOES NOT DRINK BEER AT THE BEACH????? Dump his pics for worthier bumps on testicles.
 

I disagree soviet. Bra is of the same school as "Bag Islander." Some people got it and some didn't. He is frat douche...we know people like him. We know he says Bra!, and he probably high fived someone shortly after this picture. He may not have the same ridiculous clothes as say a Velveeta bag, but he's all douche on the inside, and thats what counts.
 

I agree with the first post by douchetorious b.a.g., this guy is HoS material, and I've said it before. Some of you may think he's getting old, but I think the very fact that we've had a rapid-fire maelstrom of Bra! pics that are all ridiculously douchey shows just how much of a turd this guy is. The two options are smack him with a dead octopus or put him in the HoS...or both, please.
 

holy shit, even better. Bra is rockin the vanilla vodka. which is clearly still too strong for him to drink without the DP chaser. Let me put my vanilla in ya, babe!