I can only hope that this was the last transmission sent back to mission control from an inbound hellfire missile.
 

the girl on top of him looks like she is beatin off
 

For some inexplicable reason, I still can't see him...
 

uh-oh, there may be at least a couple of stage 3 bleeths in this pix....

the power of the douche must be strong in this one......
 

...and go get yourself some pink sunglasses.
 

So many bikini bottoms to remove, so little time...
 

I think he's right next to stripes, who appears to be holding her penis.
 

This is what a lab technician sees staring down into a petri dish of Chlamydia at 100000X
 

Lookit all them tummies. The one on the far right looks like she's a naughty little stanker...
 

Dammnnn! The skeeze on the right is open for business. And, by open for business, I mean I'd let her use my ears like she was in a taffy pulling contest.

Skank Hunter
 

Stop the gang signs/hand gestures!!!! Enough already, seriously!! The Bleeths throw them as much as the Bags.

Hey kids, I know you think it's cool, but it's not...Neither is:
Brittany Lohan Hilton
Spinning Rims
'Bling'
Rap Music
Tatoos
Hard Rock Rehab
Club Promoters
Suped-up Hondas
Man-Tan
Your Fraternity

Oh, and especially the length from the asshole to the pussy...re-read.
 

Remember when girls were pretty?

Remember when girls in black bikini's had tits?

Remember when sunglasses didn't encompass your entire fucking face?

Remember when girls didn't whip out their dicks and beat off during overhead pictures?

Ahhh, I do. The good ole days...
 

@Noonan, Nuuuuuuuu-nan...
nice visual u painted there...all you need is your camos, a laser pointer, a tv screen, and a group of accepting and unquestioning media to make it just like a real battle update...

I had the song "Wont you take me to...Bleethy Town/Oh wont you take me to...Bleethy Town" playing in my head when I saw this pic.
 

she's holding her dick because she just had to pee in the cup and is handing it to her parole officer..


DB1 obviously stole this pix from a Valtrex ad......
 

The comments have me rolling lately...holy effing crap. The petri dish one is tops...
 

i'm sorry, what i meant to say is she just peed in the cup and is handing it to Mr. White...
 

The blond in the headband (the worst new trend to hit NYC) looks a little like Steven Tyler with a dyed hair.

Rock on Stevey, rock on....
 

Did the snake behind bleeth's leg crawl off doucherino's shorts? bleeth on right is having none of Right Arm's advances. nothing comes between carmen and her LIT...except her D-piece!

Viva La Revolucion
 

The Bleeth factor:

From the left:

Girl, black bikini
bleeth stage 0.5 - 0.9
Why? Flabby thighs. nice smile. Looking at the others acting like tards.

Girl, pink bikini
bleeth stage 1.75
Why? she has the bleeth pout. Check. Fakey stand up boobs? Check. Dyed blonde hair? Check. Welding goggles? check. So, what makes her only a 1.75? Her bikini top doesn't match her bottom. She's either dirt poor (and a girl with her boobs and muscles isn't poor) or she doesn't hang out that much in a bikini, or doesn't really own one, which is very un-bleeth-like. Also, she is giving the camera a "cheers" with her drink, which shows she's not a complete bitch.

Girl, black bikini, yellow trim
bleeth stage 3.
bleethy "smooch pout"? check. chewed up painted fingernails? check. bleethdana? Check. Flashing gang signs? Check. dyed blonde hair? Check. Bellybutton jewelry? Check. This one is a total fucking loser. she probably has a voice like a grackle from screaming at people and smoking like a house afire. A definite stage 3 imbecilic bleeth.

next? DOUCHEBAG!!!! classic fuckwit, douche level 4. Even shaves his legs, god what a dope. In pink sunglasses my own mommy - god rest her soul - wouldn't be caught dead in. What keeps her from level 4? A serious coke habit and a decent sense of personal hygiene.

Girl, blue stripy bikini.
Bleeth level 3.
looks like she's wanking a crank, but in fact, she's just totally fucking hammered. bleeth tan? Yes - even orange in places. Check. welding goggles? check. Flashing gang signs? Check - the hand that is holding the glass. Multiple hair dye jobs all growing out in one frizzy fucxked up mess? check. Plucked and drawn eyebrows? Check.
what keeps her from level 4? Her devotion to booze and her need of a steady job.
 

The douche has silkier, smoother legs than the Hotts.

Crikes, what a flamer.
 

Blue Arm band for pool access $10 Admission - Check!

Yellow Arm band for over priced VIP deck access - Check!

Red Arm band for "Up for bleeth on bleeth action" - Check!

Question: All of these things do not go together, which one of these do not belong?

Douche Racer
 

Props to DB1 for working in a "buffoonish" reference! People don't use that word enough. Or, maybe they do. I should probably talk to more people.

Where's a tsunami when you need one?
 

Umm...pink bikini is at least a stage 3 like her friends. First, the mismatch is intentional, and trendy, which means it's a brand new bikini and she probably has 4 dozen more at home. Second, she's not "cheers"-ing anything, she's trying to look like she's in playboy, but failing, probably because she's too drunk to concentrate.
 

Where did the picture come from? There is an ad or something else on the LH side. Was this taken from a magazine?
 

I want to kick this guy in the teeth
 

I hate everyone in this picture.

Need to kill rising.
 

One can only hope a passing flock of migrating Canada geese shits all over them.
 

i think the one on the end is beating her meat
 

If you were to sport pink glasses like out douche here you would spot him in no time.
 

Some horrible bleething on display, but I still want to steamroll back and forth over them like a rolling pin.

In his haste to throw 'bag gesture #6, Peepers has almost thrown stripey hott right off the towel.
 

Shit, I know the girl in the black bikini and headband. She's not "hot", she's disgusting. She now has the most horrific implants I've ever seen in my life; veiny AND lopsided. Such a skaaaank.