Brilliant--it was like the Koyaanisqatsi of Doucheyness.
 

At least I finally got "Land of Confusion" out of my head. That's something.
 

"My cola is pure!" Glad to see Bra part of the vid.

Mas N. Gill
 

Brilliant. It just goes to show how utterly fucked American culture is.

Excellent work.
 

OMFG!!!!! I live in Scottsdale and that video ROCKED!!! We live in Douchelandia here and every douche and every variation of douches live here. This is the mecca for douches probably next to Jersey. Loved the vid, great work.
 

Is there a connection between douchebags and rickshaws that I don't know about?
 

To a douchebag, I think a rickshaw is like a gym with wheels. They can show off their greasy, sinewy, steroid bumps while dragging tourists from bar to bar.
 

Outstanding!......
 

"My shirt, Affliction; My glasses, Dior."

Welcome new GChat status message.
 

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genius.

time well-spent. sadly though, the douches don't just frequent the Scottsdale bars.

they. are. everywhere.

which brings us right back to why we're here.

douche on, 'Bag Hunters United.
 

I just hours ago finished reading a book about the unsolved murder of Bob Crane, beloved TV star. And where was he murdered?

Scottsdale, AZ.

Synchronicity: it's not just an album by The Police.
 

Finally....Put Jersey in a category all of its own and Scottsdale is the Mecca for Douche...its not LA, its not Vegas or New York. Basically its a cesspool of all of the wannabe dumbasses who can't afford to actually travel so they dress like the stars (they all shop at consignment stores) and lie...ha ha ha...Good shit, bravo.
 

Rickshaws are an available form of transportation in the Scottsdale area most populated by douchebags... Old Town. These transports allow douchebags to get around from bar to bar/ club to club while continuing to get beligerently drunk and spread their douchebaggery without stumbling around or getting arrested for public intoxication. Those stupid douchebag scrotes.
 

Bravo!

Auteur! Auteur!!!

Broheim!!!!!!


Absolutely. Fucking. Hilarious.

PBR's all around. On me.
 

Wonderful Stuff!

"My hair is wind resistant"

A Douchey Award winner-ific!

Please consider this a nomination.
 

Loved it!
 

Well done, my man. Well done!
 

A brilliant video and inspired song with our own fearless leader (whose book I've pre-ordered).

In playing the YouTube game it looks like 103.9 "The Edge" has that song on its website. I guess it brings good traffic since the DBs think its a flattering song about the "hotties, fatties, and all the cougars." Pretty sure it's more of the fatties when the stench of gel, grease and Axe make the non-Bleethed hotties and cougars retch.

Second on the nomination for a 2008 Douchie.
 

I concur with the calls for Douchie nomination!

Substitute "Scottsdale" with any city or town in America, and it works awesomely.

Brilliant, brilliant beat down.

Kudos all around to those responsible for this win!

Huzzah!!!

I weep tears of motherfucking joy.
 

Where is WaldoDoucheBlogger1? ... Somewhere hidden deep in this excellent video documentary is the avatar of a famous douchehunter/blogger ... can you find him??? lmfao .. great stuff!!

PS There is another maybe even funnier video remix floating around youtube dedicated to all our orange jerzy friends! Let me see if I can find it again ...
 

Sorry, senor squash, but you can't swap out Scottsdale. Having been born and raised there, it is, without question, hand in hand with Jersey in douche-population ratio.

Scottsdale Christian High represent!
 

This deserves both a Douchie and a Nobel Prize, at minimum.


Oh, and Fuck Fish Slap, just for good measure......
 

Hilarious!
 

Yowza!
 

That made my man-titties burn.
 

Ladies and gentlemen...give it up...for Anonymous YouTube Editor Guy.......that's right.....give it up, ladies and gentlemen.......

Yeah. This is perfect. I'm misty eyed. And I want to punch orange people.

This video needs a special place on here. Get a hold of Anonymous YouTube Editor Guy SOMEONE! Please? His work has JUST begun :)
 

This video just greased the hell out of my screen and speakers, well done!
I'll be singing this for weeks, I wonder what the kids in my class will think, haha!
I'll be dropping these lines on the local douches in town.
But, when is someone going to make a video from the point of view of the poor URC, it's not their fault they get man handled by such scrotes, is it?
 

Brilliant. Douchetastic. Doucheariffic.

I needed that this morning. Thanks
 

I am impressed by any hair gel that could keep hair spiked in Scottsdale at this time of the year.

Or for that matter, a spray-on tan that would not streak in Arizona in the summer.
 

Ahh Scottsdale... my hometown... Yes, it's REALLY like that... oompas, BMWs and spikey hair, Oh My!
 

This kicks ass. I heard just the audio part on some site a few weeks ago. Good to see that some 'bag hunter out there took the time to make this video.
 

weird al should cover this tune. it sounds exactly like him.
 

excellent work from the home of university of pheonix stadium...i mean not top get all seinfeld...but should a school have a football team or even a campus before they have a freaking stadium?
 

This is an absolute hit with those to whom I sent the link. Kudos to the wizard who designed this wondrous 'bagbashing video!
 

@anon 9:29 -- While I have no doubt that Scottsdale is as douchified as depicted in the music and the video, I have to ask you one thing:

Ever spent time in the suburbs of Detroit?

"Northland", "Roseville", "Ferndale", "Southfield", "Bloomfield", "Grosse Point". All fit. Perfectly.

And those to whom I've forwarded this link are instant fans.

This is going to be big.
 

wow...i can almost smell the axe effect coming off that video
 

Did we get Cake to write us a song? Am I crazy?

Fantastic
 

So does this mean Flobots have finally arrived? Hilarious.
 

Pretty much nailed it with Affliction. Some of the stuff they make is kinda cool too, but unfortunately, it has become the uniform of douchebaggery. Guys that don't know the first thing about rock music trying to look like they play in a rock band. Blah.
 

i love the orange guido douches at the beginning as well as the Big movie cover. amazing
 

"spend lots of money on my hair products so it can hold up to severe weather conditions." it's dylanesque.
-haberdouchery