Crimson boy forgot to tan his hands... Hott looks like a sweet little green bud I would like to smoke.
 

Holy SHIT!

Is that the cover? fucking phenomenal.
 

She is a turquoise little slice of Denise Richards mated with Angelia Jolie goodness.

He is the Prompa's older brother.
 

the fuck is wrong with these guys...
 

True fact: there are entire towns in Jersey with the word 'Orange' in their name.
 

I am truly impressed by how they get that--um, Agent Orange or whatever it is--to not "bleed" onto a white shirt.

I am not so impressed by the fact that the hue of his hands doth not match the hue of his mug.
 

Something is proportionately off in this picture...
 

Her head... it's like it does not fit the size of her hott little teal sausage skin encased body.
 

Gotta love the ultra-possessive manner in which douchebags pose with their women.

Blowout - check

Face pubes - check

Pink shirt - check

Orange face - check

Douche face - check

Mega Hottie Girl Next Door Hott - check
 

Agree, b cup's mane and head seem to dominate the spacial dynamics here. Although I do detect a hint of buttery goodness betwixt those milky thighs.

Vinny Baggalito appears to have either oversprayed, or is suffering massive liver failure from too many whiskey sours. That, and he's rocking a pink shirt. Perhaps that explains why he appears to be massaging his anus on the chair frame.

Pink shirt=I sell toner cartridges
 

When you become the same color as Velveeta it's time to quit the rub on tan.
This guy sucks.
 

Once again, I'm going to have to go with "nottadouche."

Besides the faint orange tan on his grillpiece, he's not that douchey; no hand gestures, no bling, no mandanna, no douche.
 

She does have a, shall we say, qirky look to her.But, I would still tap it like a new keg.

He would make a great, orange pinata at an aluminum bat wielding 12 year old's b'day party.
 

Or, quirky works also.
 

Gel'd pincushion hair-check

Orange spray tan-check

Pink shirt-check

Scotchguard treated black suit-check

TJ Maxx test pattern tie-check

any questions?


That, and judging from that thing in his pocket, the guy in the jeans appears to be unwinding after another impressive day of door to door magazine subscription sales.
 

@10:46 anon

By the mere acknowledgement of his unnatural color he is a Douche...and then he turns the knob up to 11 with that guidouche smirk.

And if you are still unsure, then compare him to the poor man's Hugh Jackman in the previous picture and the former will certainly scream Rat Pack Choad.
 

This is an outtake from that movie poster shoot. That's Rachel Ray's sister Betsy... Betsy Ray. She's starring in this low budget sci-fi flick. I think the working title is, "IT CAME FROM JERSEY!"

- Douchey Smurf
 

Proportionate or not, I would cheese-grade a feral lemur and serve it to the Prime Minister of Madagascar while reciting the Famadihana, if it meant I could be hit on by “Pat,” her 3rd grade school bus driver at the local massage parlor.
 

...oh, and she is a nice little slice of Fiona Apple pie.

el du
 

Guys from New Jersey do tend to overdo it on the chemical enhancements, sometimes...
 

that hott's head..................she has a dwarf head
 

GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

him make me mad!

take truck now, and put hammer down through State school district!

let douche fall where douch may!
 

She is a hottie. I don't get the "quirkie" thing unless you don't like women with a perfect face and cheekbones.
 

@ Douchetoevsky:

I always wondered about that exit sign on the NJ Turnpike that says "The Oranges." Another mystery solved!
 

Might be an offspring of the OOMPA PROMPAS
 

By "quirky", I mean that head doesn't go with that body. Bad photoshop.
If not, something just looks weird.
 

Your clansmen clansmen in the Amazon miss you, dear. They are thinking, "Poor He-that-licks-Poo. How will he be able to maintain maximum orangeness without our special rain-forest concoction?"

Alas, they need not worry, for he is doing very orange.
 

Jaundice sucks. So does this asswipe.
 

She looks like one of the Olsen sisters
 

She reminds me of some hot wife you'd see at some sort of expensive fundraiser dinner with her douche husband. And you and her make eyes at each other all night and then nothing happens just like always. Damnit.
 

No, no, this isn't fake tan...uh...I've just spent 6 months in Florida, yeah, Florida...on my 60 foot yacht...yeah, the one with the helicopter pad, yeah...that I pilot myself, yeah. And this really is Denise Richards, yeah...she was...uh...filming with me on my yacht, yeah...

Good to see John Lovitz is still getting around.
 

Hi. My name is Alvin. I am 10 years old and I am dying of liver cancer. That is why my skin is orange. I also have Methuselah syndrome, but not full blown. So I look like I'm in my 20s.

The people from the Make-A-Wish foundation asked me what I really wanted. So I told them. I wanted to get all dressed up and go out with my baby-sitter, Jodi. She's my best friend. When I die, I am going to leave my Transformer collection to Jodi. And all my Pokemon cards, too.

This is a picture from that night.

Now I'm coughing up blood a lot and I wonder if I will ever have another fun time with Jodi again.
 

Hand, Head Contrast is fantastic..
 

While driving home from work today I noticed that the Department of Homeland Security sign at Greene Airport says that the Threat Level is Orange.

Which can only mean that the Oompa Prompas are on the move again....
 

his face is so (tan) and by tan i mean orange, that his hands look like they came from a corpse.
 

She'd look a lot better if she could find a way to cover up that orange tumor growing out of her armpit.
 

whatta chunky lil' slice of heaven... I'd tune her up until she hit the high notes in the starspangled banner