Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, June 27, 2008

Friday Haiku

Surrender Dorothy,
Wizard of Scrozz is lime green,
And Toto's on his chin.

mandana fruit fly
hott pink boobie tattoo bleeth
watermelon poo

-- the 'baggernaut

Crystal Meth hottness
Douchebaggery is alive
The male purse strap screams

-- el doucherino

paris on crack is
caught with green Brundle fly
screw hiaku i'm scared

-- douchetoevsky

Douche, jump off a cliff
Smokin’ hott makes, how you say,
Trousal arousal?

-- crucial head

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:09 AM

Comments:

Pink and lime battle
For visual dominance
Fluorescent vomit

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:10 AM

Girl weighs 80 pounds
But somehow still has a gut
Limey can have her

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:11 AM

What goes with turquoise?
In douche's mind, his threads rock.
Blind guys do better.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:12 AM

His corneas, blue?
Trick of the lens, or poison?
Let's hope the latter.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:14 AM

being ironic
is not just a way of life
it is a mindset

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:14 AM

Extras from new Tron
"Alternative" edition.
Get back in the screen.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:16 AM

hey Kermit the Douche
please put down Miss Twiggy, then
play traffic frogger

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:16 AM

kiwi-strawberry
too early for empty carbs
inducing vomit

# posted by

bcs : 7:19 AM

excuse me, miss pink
you seem to have a condom
tucked into your bra

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:19 AM

I see Daisy May
small town girl, big city dreams
papa's soul is crushed

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:22 AM

eek ack eck
oi ugh gurg umph oof
gug rrmph eeeewwwww

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:23 AM

mandana fruit fly
hott pink boobie tattoo bleeth
watermelon poo

# posted by

The 'Baggernaut : 7:25 AM

whats green and pink and
wrong all over? these two fruits.
need power juicer

# posted by

bcs : 7:26 AM

Yo! Chinstrap! Yeah you!
Unhand the sweet young lady
Lay down, and sod off!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:27 AM

Are you Lizard King?
Or just douche in green\Bag Queen
Out to scheme Bleeth HOTS.

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:28 AM

baby bump hott
scrote sperm taint axe chemical
'bagling born star tatt

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:29 AM

Crystal Meth hottness
Douchebaggery is alive
The male purse strap screams

# posted by

El Doucherino : 7:29 AM

toad the green sprocket
gropes mandy the pink hottie
there goes my breakfast

# posted by

bcs : 7:31 AM

paris on crack is
caught with green Brundle fly
screw hiaku i'm scared

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:31 AM

she cries as she smiles
because she thought she did well
now she knows better

realizations
can light the way forward, but
also may burn you

like sudden feeling
that the boy you hooked up with
is Broccoli Man

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:32 AM

Euro trash sucks ass
Euro hott in nice pink top
Makes me want to cry

# posted by

LoveTheJunks : 7:33 AM

Lime green fiend, club scene
Out for hot in pink tube top
Stop Douche cool your not!

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:34 AM

Incredible Hull
just the shell of a monster
couldn't smash balsa

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:35 AM

Trans-sexual with
Scary lesbian in green
No Hott with Douchebag

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:35 AM

Both of them are gross
Bacon Egg and Cheese Vomit
On my monitor

# posted by

Dunkterdouche : 7:36 AM

The penis in this pix
Is not where you think it is
Nor where it should be

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:37 AM

these two are just a
teenage girl's Myspace layout
but they're real, sort of...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:42 AM

her face is bleethy
his choad kills little puppies
there is no good here

# posted by

cheezeeporn : 7:45 AM

bcs shrine pic
centers rick the everydouche
he is us we him

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:48 AM

Douche, jump off a cliff
Smokin’ hott makes, how you say,
Trousal arousal?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:51 AM

Cardiac arrest
Nobody save the douchebag
Mouth to mouth for Hott.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:51 AM

Unholy ass taint
God will never forgive you
Hott, my salvation.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:52 AM

Bono goggles douche
Looks just like an AIDS victim
Her I would devour

# posted by

Batou : 8:00 AM

Hepatitis C
H I V affirmative
Say no to drugs kids!

# posted by

Ragnar Danneskjöld : 8:06 AM

old as dirt
she's surely not a hott
fat to boot

bucket of balls

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:06 AM

euro munchkin douche
rave party in rotterdam
enjoy sweet cleavage

# posted by

'bag lanta : 8:12 AM

soft pink botox lips
large silicone breasts poping
Scrozz made me go limp

# posted by

David Douchelhoff : 8:15 AM

People are picky
With Hott, but I am married
Take what I can get.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:15 AM

too anorexic
also two anorexics
disgust factor high

# posted by

'Ol Bagnanimous : 8:16 AM

a toxic combo
lime green beater/no muscles
her blue eyes haunting

# posted by

'Ol Bagnanimous : 8:21 AM

This post has been removed by the author.

# posted by

ian : 8:22 AM

ricky is a god
needs coveted sidebar spot
right next to xenu

# posted by

bcs : 8:23 AM

New jungle fever
A lizard lover revealed
beastiality

# posted by

ian : 8:24 AM

Elton John looking bag gobbler
Meth bloat on pink hott
ass hat needs a kidney punch

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:24 AM

Green Hornet gone 'Bag
Poses with pink skanky bleeth
Kato will kill you.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:33 AM

Mark Hamill douchebag
grabs pink bra Princess Leia
Darth Vader can't watch.

# posted by

ranger : 8:34 AM

Chinstrap holds the lid
To his head, but why? No brains
Inside, just empty.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:36 AM

Hot pink Bleeth trophy
Yet shirt and glasses match say
Mango, homo gay

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:05 AM

Nicole Ritchie skank
These two make me want to puke
Insect wants some poo

# posted by

Scooby Doobie Douche : 9:06 AM

Damn, I missed the boat on this one!

I guess I need to start setting my alarm clock. (How pathetic would THAT be?) You just can't rely on that Motel 6 wakeup call when they got you on that discount weekly rate (just kidding!)

###

Anyway--

New dimension of
Hottness/Lame ass soul patch; shades
Lady Justice weeps...

# posted by

Our Fragile Griecosystem : 9:11 AM

Spawn of Elton John
Srsly, ur not ghey?
Ohhhhh, that's a man, man.

# posted by

WeisenHeimer Brainstorm : 10:59 AM

Elton John once schat
It had glasses and man purse
but bought the green shirt

this guy, total douche
how could it be any worse
think matching hot pants

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:22 AM

Elton John once schat
It had glasses and man purse
but bought the green shirt

this guy, total douche
how could it be any worse
think matching hot pants

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:22 AM

Shave a hairy butt
But leave the canyon unspoiled
And you have his beard

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 11:34 AM

a swollen belly
it's gastroenteritis
need electrolytes

# posted by

Bro hard or Bro home : 11:41 AM

Muab'Douche has blue eyes.
Ride the sand worm...in his pants.
The AXE must flow, bra.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 11:41 AM

Frog Green and Hott Pink
Sun glasses aren't big enough
Something on your chin

# posted by

HRH King Friday XIII : 12:27 PM

Her eyeliner sucks balls -
She'd look better without it.
He is a douchebag.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 12:30 PM

chin pubes equal douche
blondie's phenomenal rack
draws my eyes away

# posted by

Jed The Avenger : 12:56 PM

Charlie don't surf but
he sure does the douche with a
bleethed out Yankee whore.

She's taller than him
and has broader shoulders too.
She's a man baby.

They got a thing that's
called Tranny Love. I'm intrigued.
I sicken myself.

No more haikus now.
Must go and cleanse myself.
I feel so dirty.

# posted by

ratadouchie : 3:53 PM

To ratadouchie:
That's why "she" wore eyeliner!
Now I feel dirty!

Plus, I cannot count -
My other haiku's first line
Has six syllables.

"Eyeliner" threw me -
Maybe that's coincidence?
I may never know.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 5:34 PM

hot pink is flabby
loose this green hornet skidmark
go to the gym now

# posted by

creature : 8:39 PM

He has no pee pee,
"She" is hiding her man-junk,
What a perfect match!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:47 AM

LEt's tighten up those haikus DB1. Come on now, 5-7-5.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:39 PM

To don't wheeze the douche!: We are all dirty after looking at this picture. "She" has that Amy Winehouse eyeliner technique. Only not as bad as Wino. She's a whore too. Also is that Lou Ross from Hell's Kitchen?

# posted by

ratadouchie : 2:34 PM

I don't think that's Lou Ross, though he might be douchebag material as well with that awful.....is that a blowhawk he's sportin'? Lou doesn't seem to have the ant trail chin pubes, either.

And while the blonde isn't sportin' the Winehouse beehive (or whatever the hell that is), I'm sure there are buzzing things hanging out around her and her apparent fashion idol.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 4:36 PM

These all look like douchebaggets... They seem well paired.

# posted by

Adynatoniac : 7:41 PM

Pink puffy nipples
Elton John's missing glasses
They both like the cock

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:31 AM

Dollar store glasses
Backstreet boy Chin Hair wont fool
True douche's gayness

# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 4:18 PM

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