Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Gunter and Klaus
Gunter and Klaus want you.
Yes, you.
To try their new musky perfume, Arschloch. Available at fine stores everywhere, like Macy's.
Oh Sister Christian, you're not overly sexy, but you are very sweet. You still deserved to be rescued from that shaved chest 'bag sandwich.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:05 PM 
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gator face plus Peaches pointing,
popped collars and shaved chests,
blondie Hott seemingly enjoying it!
it begs the question- murder or suicide?
oh yeah- Fuck Fish Slap
(ah, that feels better...)
popped collars and shaved chests,
blondie Hott seemingly enjoying it!
it begs the question- murder or suicide?
oh yeah- Fuck Fish Slap
(ah, that feels better...)
# posted by 
: 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
Sunglasses at night, chest waxing, tanning salon, cool detached Euro-poses, LA Looks Mega Hold--some tribal tatt's would round out the picture, but you can't have it all.
You CAN practically smell this picture, and they are both wearing the same cologne--says the smart money.
You CAN practically smell this picture, and they are both wearing the same cologne--says the smart money.
sweet, i know where this is and i occasionally hunt for Saint Petersburg Bags here. Always good to see the local Scrotes in the news.
I just ask for a photochop to remove the "Moon over Chesterfield"...
And to blur everything except the succulent form of Sister Christian.
And to blur everything except the succulent form of Sister Christian.
These young lads are quite obviously very gay.
And there is nothing in the world wrong with that. In all seriousness they make a cute couple. What's strange is the size of their heads... either she's a munchkin or Sigmund & Roy just have massive melons.
- Douchey Smurf
And there is nothing in the world wrong with that. In all seriousness they make a cute couple. What's strange is the size of their heads... either she's a munchkin or Sigmund & Roy just have massive melons.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
what on god's green earth is goin on in this pic? bo and sven out with their personal waxer? and what the hell is that on the chair?
ghost vagina?
i'm scared.
ghost vagina?
i'm scared.
what's the over/under on whether they're about to go drink heinekens and jaeger bombs?
i'm lovin' the girl next door look of this beauty.
i'm lovin' the girl next door look of this beauty.
# posted by : 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
This confirms, yet again, that I really can't stand the 'bag sandwich. Possibly more so than any other douche maneuver.
What a hottie though. I love the innocent blonde perky-boobie look.
What a hottie though. I love the innocent blonde perky-boobie look.
I think we're in agreement on the hott - no, she's not that bombshell movie sexpot we drool over, but she's sexy in her own attainable way.
Besides that, she has incredible patience to be tolerating these nimrods.....or maybe she's an incognito ally of K-Hottie and helping do the good deed by exposing 'bags.
Besides that, she has incredible patience to be tolerating these nimrods.....or maybe she's an incognito ally of K-Hottie and helping do the good deed by exposing 'bags.
Neal and Bob, I know you're in a hurry to get Cattle Annie out of there before Grandma gets home, but you don't have to take her all the way back to the truckstop.
Drop her off at my parking garage and I'll see what she can do in the back seat of an '84 Monte Carlo, baby.
douche em all
Drop her off at my parking garage and I'll see what she can do in the back seat of an '84 Monte Carlo, baby.
douche em all
# posted by : 4:14 PM
: 4:14 PM
pssst-pssst-pssst-boom-bada-boom-psst-psst-psst-boom-boom-boom
*poor attempt to write out the euro-trash beat that goes along as soundtrack while these ass-clowns pose.
*poor attempt to write out the euro-trash beat that goes along as soundtrack while these ass-clowns pose.
# posted by : 4:49 PM
: 4:49 PM
It's Dr. Thong's Horrible House of Douchecakes...IN 3-D!!!!!!!!
Tonight on Monster Douchebag Chiller Theater!!!!!
AHHHH-OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tonight on Monster Douchebag Chiller Theater!!!!!
AHHHH-OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
If these guys spent less time in the clubs and more time working on the tricks, Seigfried and Roy would let them on stage. Instead they just get to clean up after all those damn tigers. And empty Roy's colostomy bag.
# posted by : 5:52 PM
: 5:52 PM
Hooo ....
Oh god I'm laughing too hard to mock them. Do they really even need it? I mean look at them. They can't possibly be serious.
I'm calling shenanigans. No f'ing way these two are for real. My brain refuses to accept it.
Oh god I'm laughing too hard to mock them. Do they really even need it? I mean look at them. They can't possibly be serious.
I'm calling shenanigans. No f'ing way these two are for real. My brain refuses to accept it.
I'm still a tad new around here, so can someone tell me how Ubiquitous exactly is the Clear Cup?
And she is a cute. I would totally take her shopping at Old Navy and hold her purse. And then hump her brains out in the fitting room.
And she is a cute. I would totally take her shopping at Old Navy and hold her purse. And then hump her brains out in the fitting room.
# posted by : 6:06 PM
: 6:06 PM
"not overly sexy?"
I disagree. I'd hit that so hard that whoever pulled me out would be King of England.
Gotta stick with the guaranteed winners ... and, yes, I do have a weakness for blondes.
I disagree. I'd hit that so hard that whoever pulled me out would be King of England.
Gotta stick with the guaranteed winners ... and, yes, I do have a weakness for blondes.
I dig her hair, its nice=8
her face is pretty =7
I give her boobies a 7
average waist and belly =5
same for ass =5
legs get a 6 = 38/6= 6.33, making her officially " cute" to look at, and, if she knows her way around a knob real well, probably be pretty much fun to do.....
As for the 'Bags, there's no doubt that they'd be, um, crossing swords in a three-way, just sayin'
her face is pretty =7
I give her boobies a 7
average waist and belly =5
same for ass =5
legs get a 6 = 38/6= 6.33, making her officially " cute" to look at, and, if she knows her way around a knob real well, probably be pretty much fun to do.....
As for the 'Bags, there's no doubt that they'd be, um, crossing swords in a three-way, just sayin'
I think they are offering a new scent this fall exclusively at target: shiessekopf.
# posted by : 7:47 PM
: 7:47 PM
She's a manager a marketing firm from the Chicago suburbs on vacation.
This picture was taken at the Eurobag exhibit of Madame Douchessaud's Poo Museum.
The scrotes look almost lifelike, don't they?
This picture was taken at the Eurobag exhibit of Madame Douchessaud's Poo Museum.
The scrotes look almost lifelike, don't they?
Dude,
I am German and love your website. Now you totally insulted me. Dont you see that they are Eastern European Douchies?
I am German and love your website. Now you totally insulted me. Dont you see that they are Eastern European Douchies?
# posted by : 11:01 PM
: 11:01 PM
hey there ,
i don't think that ARSCHLOCH is a fitting word for his perfume.
....i'm from germany. i should know.
i don't think that ARSCHLOCH is a fitting word for his perfume.
....i'm from germany. i should know.
# posted by : 2:16 AM
: 2:16 AM
I would totally do her nine ways from Sunday right now 'cause she got them tig ol' bitties, but if she quits exercising and continues eating German food, she'll be three bills before she's 40 years old. And I would totally not do that.
these bags are run of the mill hideous...the hott is sexy for her ability to drink beer in the parking lot and call it tailgaiting...but the most offensive thing in the picture is the couch...that couch is a crime against y chromosomes
# posted by : 6:09 AM
: 6:09 AM
I wonder if Dumbo Douche really can fly with those ears?
And why is someone defacating on the couch? Is it a pronunciation translation error? "Velcome. Vould you schlike to schit here?"
Niiiiice booooobies.
And why is someone defacating on the couch? Is it a pronunciation translation error? "Velcome. Vould you schlike to schit here?"
Niiiiice booooobies.
# posted by : 6:51 AM
: 6:51 AM
"ve are deuschebags...you must come vith us"
"where are you taking me?"
"ve are just following orders"
"where are you taking me?"
"ve are just following orders"
# posted by : 9:27 AM
: 9:27 AM
"Heeeeere's the pitch.....darksock swiiiiings.....THERE'S A DRIVE! Deep to center! Wayyyyy back and iiiiiit's.....OUTTA HERE!
This ballgame is OVER!"
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