i have to admit that i love TGI Fridays, it is one of the better airport restaurants, i may however have to begin a douche-cott of this fine establishment due to this pustule's association with the company.
 

Thanks for this Celebridouche entry.

I like on the commercial where he says, "Women like consistency..."

On what planet?

That is the hard part about having a girlfriend--coming up with new shit to do every weekend so she doesn't get bored and start bangin' the new advertising director at her job!

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On a side note--AND EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!--here is one of Dimitri the Lover's promotional videos.

This guy is truly the gift that keeps on giving!!
 

I would love to do naughty things to Rachel Ray...like tape her mouth shut and cancel her show. She's just about 50lbs away from being Ricky Lake. Can one be more annoying?
 

Guy Fieri is a pioneer douche. While many bags still opt for the wristdanna as their chosen arm accessory, Guy boldly sports the forearmband, a regular wristband that has been moved approximately eight inches up the arm for no apparent reason.

I predict that douchebags everywhere will be going with this look faster than you can say, "That Bar-B-Que sauce is money!"

I wish that Rachel Ray's show was called, "30 Minutes of Silence."

-Diners, Drive-Ins, and Douchebags
 

Oh no... Rachael Ray? I find her to be infinitely more annoying that Guy Fieri. Not only is she a massive headache, her food is atrocious.

Now, if you had a picture of Giada de Laurentiis... then we'd have a consensus.
 

Double R is amazing, but I just bought a big HD TV and noticed a huge mole on her tits. Is it me or is my tv broke?
 

I was waiting for this. Finally.
 

Rachel Ray is cute, but not sexy cute. More like Sanrio cute. It would be like banging Zoe from Sesame Street. You'd never get all the glitter and butterfly stickers off your dick.

Now Nigella Lawson - that's a strawberry cheesecake worth some extra sit-ups for.
 

A peroxide blowout stumping for a chain restaurant and claiming to be a food expert = DOUCHE.

Rachael Ray? I'm torn between wanting to do naughty things with her and tearing out her larynx. Can I do both?

But Baron's hott Nigella Lawson now.....oh yeah.....

And then I'll also give a nod to Sir Douchey's hott Giada de Laurentiis.....you gents certainly know your dining delights.....
 

I saw this picture of early Rachel once that was taken from behind where she's looking over her shoulder, smiling. I'm sure they had to back up to get the entire thing in, in a good way. She has an awesome ass, but she hides it.

I need some alone time, now.
 

I would sell undiluted meth to illegal immigrants just to buy the plane ticket to fly to Vanuatu and find the sweat shop worker who fastened the straps to her shoes.

[URL=http://www.celebrity-pics-blog.com/wp-includes/images/celebs/rray2.jpg]RR's ass[/URL] is truly magnificent. It represents everything that is [URL=http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e4d8815529.jpg]holy[/URL] and right.

And Guy Fieri manages to make a television ooze with douchescrotitude. I can now never eat at Smokey Valley Truck Stop, my favorite restaurant in Eastern Kentucky, because they have closed down to scrub the grease from their hallowed halls after Guy Fieri paid them a visit.
 

I concur. This is a hot chick with a douchebag. I also am not too proud to admit I would glaze Rachael Ray's pokies either: here
 

or or here
 

@ceegee
[URL=http://www.celebrity-pics-blog.com/wp-includes/images/celebs/rray2.jpg]RR's ass[/URL] is truly magnificent. It represents everything that is [URL=http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e4d8815529.jpg]holy[/URL] and right.

SHENANIGANS!!!
 

I would happily let Rachel Ray orally pleasure me, just to hear her say "Yummers!" when I finished. Then I would continue to ravage her. Really, I don't know what it is about her, but I just don't care.
 

i think Guy Fieri is an alien with eyes in the back of his head. that's the only possible explanation for the constant presence of sunglasses spun around backwards.
 

@ grieco...

you freakin owe me the three minutes i will never get back from watching Dmitri the asshat animation...with interest!

but two things I take away from it:
1) That guy loves the cock...and what better way to be surrounded in it than by creating a male support group that is totally mysogynistic...

2) Someone needs to call Trent Reznor right now and have him fly out to Toronto to slice up that greasy bastard for copyright infringement.

also, Guy is a douche, and that RR ass is quite hittable from arrears.
That is all for now. good day.
 

Rachel Ray is an ugly cunt. Uhg. She is the anti christ.

also Firdays sucks balls.
 

thats funny, i just saw that fridays commercial a few days ago and thought to myself, "wow that guy is classic scrote, wonder when he'll show up on the site."

rachel ray is a little tenderoni girl. i dont lust for her sexually as much as i just want to cuddle with her after a huge delicious meal.

and i know dimitri is getting bashed, but seriously, that shit cracks me up.
 

I'm always glad to share such luscious flank steak with my fellow 'bag hunters, Baron. Even if I don't know how to link on here.
 

I don't know who this douche is, but that photo shoot she did for FHM (i think?) where she was in the sink still haunts me. mmmmmm, freshly washed rachel ray
 

I think this is the picture Very Anonymous Mike was referring to:

http://static.flickr.com/116/293049471_a91b6c3ad0_o.jpg
 

Makes you wonder... does EVOO make good lube or *great* lube? I'd eat some of that swill she calls food just to find out.

~The Rev. Dr. Baggs
 

Holy fuck, that animation was so bad. But seriously, watch them all, especially "conception."

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/
 

Hey don't trash Guy, he's my boy. Triple D is one of my favorites shows. If I can't eat all that fattening food at least I can enjoy looking at it.
 

wow. Dmitri is training people to become douchebags. Fuck. His website is the diametric opposite of this one. I am stunnned...
 

I had no idea this guy was on tv other then those Fridays commercials. I wasso confused how some restaraunt would actually pick somebody that looks like that to sell their commercial. mystery solved i guess. onto the bigger mystery, why hasnt someone punched all this guys teeth out?
 

"...then continue making food references that were really euphemisms for sexual deviancy."

You could have just said "...the continue making double entendres."
 

I hate those damn friday's commercials. Their food is crap anyway, which makes me think this ass is somehow responsible. Every time he comes on tv and gives me dating advice I want to smack him in the face with one of their dried-out steaks.
 

I don't really care too much for Friday's at all and this ad campaign is totally lame. The commercials tell us that Guy Fieri is a chef. Don't worry, if you don't know any French and speak a dumbed-down version of the English language, they let you know that a "chef" is a fancy word for "food dude." That totally rhymes! COOL!

In the latest spot, Guy advises you not to always order the same dish, lest your trendy, hot date will think you are boring. She'll be totally impressed if you don't eat the same thing twice. Probably as equally as impressed by the fact that you are shelling out $5.99 for her entree. If you're a young guy who's hip, horny and broke, TGI Friday's has got your back.

Also, kudos on the Weird Science reference.
 

i spent some time 8 or 9 years ago with some friends who associated with Ol' Guy F......let me assure you that the douche factor is not the result of Food Network Marketing 101.....he was and is a bonafide ass clown.

Biggest claim to fame back then was his "Jonny Garlic's" shithole getting a 5 day shut down when the Food Dept. found fecal matter in the grub.....

RR is alright if you can ignore the Joker mouth...or at least keep it full....
 

http://www.ifood.tv/files/u3297/GuyFieriSucks.jpg
 

perhaps the only job douchier than "promoter" is Corporate Chef, and this guy does not disappoint as a perfect plasticky spokesman for this terrible restaurant. This guy is flare personified and about as standard-issue as dane cook.

nice "chipotle miniburgers" or whatever catch phrase bites you're pushing these days
 

I've always known DB1 had an astute sense of taste, but to discover that he's also a BSG fan just warms my heart. 'Shit is dope, yo.

While James Callis is certainly no douchebag, he certainly plays a one, albeit a lovable one on TV. And Tricia Helfer is a hot chic no matter how you slice it. So it begs the question, have you ever been tempted to throw up Baltar and 6 on HCWDB? Are they somehow disqualified for being fictional? Too sacred? Copywritten?
 

@Anon, 6:25 p.m. -

I guess Guy was hanging out with the Prompas, huh? Thanks for the link!
 

RR is incredibly hot, but her voice drives me up the wall. She did a bunch of Dunkin' Donuts spots last winter that were just torture to sit through.

Never heard of the Guy'bag, makes me glad I don't have cable.
 

I'm behind Mr. White, not like that you sick bastards.

Seconds on Rachel Ray is better than firsts on any other woman. Well, except for Isla Fisher...definitly, maybe, yes :-)

In the immortal words of MXC, he should be called Guy LeDouche

DJ
 

I either posted in the comments thread about this douchebag or sent an e-mail to DB1 about this guy awhile back. I had never heard of him before I saw a pop up ad with him in it so I looked him up and knew right away he was DOUCHE. His website is atrocious! Rachel Ray has a gunt, but she also has a ton of dough. I could always buy her a treadmill, right?
 

Are you serious? The Rach-ster is the most annoying thing to come out of Food TV's ass since its inception. She is beyond bleeth; she is, in fact, female douche.

Besides which she has flaccid, pancake-like boobies.

Hit Food Network an hour earlier and catch Giada's Italian home-cooking, DB1, for a truly suckle-worthy dish.
 

I thought he was the Fat-one from INSYNC. Damn I am way too old for this...
 

THANK YOU!!!
I hate this fucking dude. He is such a douche, it's almost impossibly to calculate.
I would like to bend Rachael over the counter and grease her up with some EVOO. Later, she need only to open her mouth for one thing..
 

Truly, this was a douche the needed to be outed. Any man who has a refrigerator with a racing stripe is the sort of troglodyte that this site exists to mock.

On the plus side, thanks to him TGI Fridays now has blue cheese and roasted garlic chicken poppers served with a avocado, chipotle, ranch, lime, teriyaki, basil, chili, wasabi, pomegranate, cilantro, Jack Daniels, dipping sauce.

And Rachel Ray is scary... scarier than anyone that small should be.
 

Boobies are for children, trihardist. Real men(no dimitri reference intended) appreciate a fantastic ass like Rachael's got.

As much as I'd like to bend her over the stove and put that EVOO to good use, I'd most likely end up opening the door of the oven and sticking her head in it after I'm done.

And GF, the sunglasses behind the head? For real, real?
 

Just thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (And I'm so friggin' happy to hear your book is shipping EARLY.)

Have I said "thank you" yet? God I can't stand this guy.
 

only a matter of time before he starts pushing Axe or Tag body spray! and Rachel Ray is kinda hot, in a dunkin donuts way.
 

I have told everyone who would listen, for years, that Guy Fieri is a huge douche. Unfortunately no one listens because no one cares about Guy Fieri. Why? Because he is a HUGE DOUCHE!!! Fuck him and his light socket bleach 'do. I hope his stupid fat ass falls in a deep frier.

And Rachel, give me a call when you dump that douche lawyer husband of yours. Oh yes, I have plans for you.
 

Take off your drunk gogles.
Of course he is a mega-douche but R.R. aka The Joker is by no means a hott!
 

Anon 8:43

FYI, some of us are blessed with girth and when we see a smile like that - we realize that our bulb has found a socket. We just want to be lit up :-)

LOL - RR is funny though, many either hate her or love her. The women love her because they...

a. are taller
b. have more boobs
c. have a smaller butt

speaking of bulbs, that Guy is a DOUCHEBAG...:-)

DJ
 

I had no idea who this douche-supreme was until i saw the Shenanigan's commercial, but the first words outta my mouth were,"Did this guy comb his hair with a cock?"

As far as Rachael Ray, I'd want to stick my junk, balls and all, in her mouth to shut her up, but I'm afraid my dick would look way to small being jerked around by her colossal man-hands.
 

I have to disagree here. If you've ever watched any of his cooking shows on FoodTV, he's actually an OK dude who's really funny and engaging with the people he meets. FRIDAY'S is a douche-magnet and his association with that restaurant (shitty food and bad service) is bad for his culinary pedigree.
 

@ anon 9:17

Get a name. You're too funny to be an anon.
 

thank you. i've been thinking for a very long time how this guy is the biggest douchebag on food network. seriously, i don't care how unique whatever restaurant he's at is, i lose my appetite after watching this peroxide nightmare shovel fried food down his throat...i swear i can see him getting fatter as he does it. and don't get me started on the friday's commercials...vom.
 

As attorneys for this defendant we would note these mitigating factors:

1) The shirt is not Izod.
2) The collar is not popped.

Thank you.
 

Guy is actually a great dude (in person not his TGIF image). Granted his wardrobe and colloquialisms are straight 1995. He's making a grip of money, he's a great cook, he's got his own show (s)...A real deuche can't even afford to move out of his parents basement in Jersey.
 

Well, well. The douche is out of the bag here. She is like a young Valerie Bertonelli in so many ways. i even see her as an awkward young lady, a tad chunky, in some very sensible and conservative garb, being approached by some very scrotal 'bags and finally panicking and giving up her cherished cordial to the wrong guy. Thus, the self loathing we witness here.
I hate this turd so much, I have vowed to never eat at Friday's again. And, as amazing as it is for me to feel this way, but I may not eat ON Friday ever again until this abomination of male perversion crawls back under the booth from whence he hid in the commercial, droolingly leering up your date's skirt. Rachael, you and I can make cereal in the bath tub for an hour long Skinamax expose. Sans 'bag
 

Rachel pitches for D & D, but has PA's get her Starbucks that they must put in a D & D cup when they hand it to her on set. No joke.
 

Baron Von Goolo said...
@ anon 9:17

Get a name. You're too funny to be an anon.

11:28 AM


You talked me into it, from now on I'm 357 'bagnum
 

The first time i saw a TGIF's commercial.... I knew this guy was destine for greatness...

AND when I say GREATNESS..... I mean Douchebag Hall of Fame
 

@Tripp...DDD is a good watch but it doesn't mean GF is not a complete db. For he is. While she's no Giada, I'm all about the milfy goodness of Sandra Lee as well.
 

As someone who was in the employ of the douche in question waaaay back when (read: before he was famous, and while I was still in highschool), I can confirm that while Mr. Fieri (or Guido, as he likes to be called) is certainly an entertainer and a bit of a schmoozer, he is also a complete asshole to anyone who is not a paying customer or an opportunity for brand enhancement. Oh, and he loves his substances.

Should you ever find yourself within the confines of Sonoma County, you know what to steer clear of: Johnny Garlic's and Tex Wasabi's are the names of his fine eating establishments.
 

RR is a little portly now, but she did, at one time, embody hottness:

http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel1.jpg
http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel2.jpg
http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel3.jpg
http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel4.jpg
http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel5.jpg
 

That freeze-frame of Guy is pure awesomeness. This beats out the hand gestures any day.
 

Holy Crap I am happy to see this douche called out - Fucking frosted tip hair on this ass hat - and fuck Fridays too -
 

In college my roommate and I would sit down with a beer in hand and shout obscenities at RR while watching 30 min meals. Seemed like every other thing that came out of her mouth had sexual connotation to it. Then I discovered her FHM photo shoot. She's gotten more commercialized and a little chunkier, but I'd still give her a tasty meal in 30 mins or less.
 

My immediate reaction the first time I saw this clown on the Food Network was that he looked like the kind of guy who would have hepatitis. I don't know why - maybe he because he looks like a cut-rate, rolly-polly porno actor . . . I don't know . . .

Bottom line: I wouldn't touch a morsel of food that this man had in his presence - much less prepared.
 

Nigella Lawson is plump too people...but my husband loves her. She's plump in all the right places. She outweighs Rachel Ray by at least 100 lbs..but I don't want to strangle her when she talks.

I like Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives..one of the FEW FN shows that we watch.
 

We've always called his show "Diners, Drive-Ins and Douchebags" This guy SOOOOO belongs on this site. Anyone who spends that much time on his hair/facial hair/jewelry is a total douche.