Hottest Hott Ever.

Greasiest scrote this week.
 

Is this proper attire for a Greek wedding reception? Those crazy Greeks.

The hotts are hott today, DB1. Thank you, it's about f-n time.

slap of the fish
 

Pointing??? didn't see that coming.
 

Yeah, that's Abby alright. I wonder how long it took him to learn to point in the other direction. Hott is quite divine. She causes glandular secretions.
 

This must have been taken between ab displays. Lobster secretly wishes to be one of "Barker's Beauties" on The Price Is Right, even though Bob retired.

I hope Lobster's neutered.
 

The behaviour modification classes he's taking are working. Except he doesn't look too impressed at having to point his finger at the hott intead of his abs. Kinda looks as if he's been immasculated. By immasculated I mean de-douchified.

There is hope for you yet, ab lobster. Next step is to lose the kissy face. I think someone should follow him around with a crowbar and let him have it each time he puckers up.
 

she is university of florida royalty .. and its like he's saying, "i have spectacular abs.. don't believe me? she'll tell you. go ahead babe, tell em'. no seriously, tell em. please?"
 

um.

she's lovely. must hide from wife for a few minutes.
 

My god, she has to be the hottest I've ever seen around these parts. She's a bloody princess! I'd serve as her earring post cleaner free of charge for a year just for the chance to come close to that DNA.

Somehow I think there was a smudge on the lens or something -- there isn't anything else in that pic that's real.
 

The Princess radiates sunshine and joy in all directions. You see how Ab Lobster points at her, he knows the score. He's saying to me, "take her, together you will discuss the plight of displaced pig farmers in Sichuan province by candlelight. You shall rub lotion on her shoulders while she calls you 'Jerry.'" For even Ab Lobster cannot maintain his douchitude while basking in the radiance of the Princess. She is the Anti-Poo.

Or something like that.
 

Wow, I'm not usually much for Blondes, but she is quite lovely, although it appears her shirt is on inside out.

Now, as for our good buddy Ab Lobster, ah my old friend, how I've missed you. The arrogant smirk, the tampon around your neck, the rosary bead necklace with a piece of cardboard at the end, and all of this at what looks like a wedding of some sort. Truly Lobster is a fashionista, here to show us that, no matter what the occasion, it is ALWAYS acceptable to wear your shirt halfway buttoned.

Man, this has been a week, some new friends, some old legends, truly a week of champions DB1, and if you have any more pictures of Wednesday Limerick girl or the Flower sans the Wasteland, don't hold back
 

She is nectar>
He is poo.
Bag 'em Dano!
 

Katherine Heigl hott deserves to have something pointed at her.
 

She looks snuggly.

I guess that's "Frankie B(ag)" fashion they're wearing? Not that I care, though I figured him to be a Douche & Baggana boy:

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Dolce & Gabbana reflect relaxed lifestyle for men

MILAN (Reuters) - Italian designer team Dolce & Gabbana kicked off Milan's fashion week in relaxed style on Saturday, taking inspiration from oriental kimonos to kit out men in silk evening pajamas for next summer.

Asian-style prints of dragons and butterflies decorated robes and shorts in black, white, grey, sepia and ivory for the duo's signature line. Naomi Campbell modeled one of their designs as part of the spring/summer 2009 menswear collections.

Evening jackets teamed with black trousers also sported the prints, in a collection said to reflect "the relaxed lifestyle of the modern man."

(If any of you actually give a shit, you can read the entire article at the link above while Yahoo carries it.)
 

the hair is an 8, the face, ah, the face is one of the few actual '10' faces I've seen, rack, eh, average, that is to say, a 6...waist/belly, nice!, an 8, the ass, can't really tell, same for the legs, let's just say, an 8, and an 8....=48/6= 8.0 ....she's an overall '8', that's pretty damn fine, for sure, although not off the charts, or anything....it is only because she's posing with an utter slimeball, that makes me want to go out and geek on small furry animals, and, by small furry animals, I mean, well, I think you know what I mean.....
 

Dude, I would tear Blondie Bleethe up nine ways from Sunday. What I want to know is: how come she can not see in the Lobster what we see, which is an ambiguously Latino douchebag who can not figure out how to button his damned shirt.
Sir, we do not want to see your chest, abs, or any other part of your anatomy.
 

DB1 is just baiting us. Ab Lobster is just the beginning.

Another pic of Fish Slap (fuck him) is about to be unleashed.

Or The Crustacean (fuck him, too) may make another appearance after a well-deserved hiatus.



Did I mention Fuck Fish Slap?
 

@ c $ at 1:12...

You're close - the Lobster's just been asked whose got better abs, and he's pointing to the winner... and by abs I mean boobies
 

@ ol' bagnanimous -

Ferrets?



Upon closer inspection (and don't ask why - I don't know, either). it seems our Dear Abby might have buttoned a few extra this time because he's.....flabby?

Just something I noticed, unfortunately. Her pert boobies were where they are, and I gazed upon that area, and it seems Lobster may have forgotten the Preparation H that night.
 

It kinda looks like he's put on a few pounds...perhaps the abs arent what they were his glory daze of ab-pointing.

Army of Douche-ness
 

It kinda looks like he's put on a few pounds...perhaps the abs arent what they were his glory daze of ab-pointing.

Army of Douche-ness
 

I think he must be remarking to himself, in a way that only a douche can: "See this? Yup, I'd still rather f**k me".

As for the Hottness, if you look closely at her eyes she seems to be saying: "take the dam picture already and get this chacho grande off me".
 

Isn't she kind of pointing at his abs? A little?
 

she is the Cuato (ala escape from Mars) that has emerged from his rippling abs... hence the point
 

She has man hands and they're both wearing newspapers.
 

Is it just me or is he wearing a suppository around his neck??
 

@amber/lotus -- AL may be wearing a Tibetan gau (yet another recent douche trend and abuse of a sacred ritual), along with his rosary and prayer beads.

This particular gau would be blessed by the Douchi Lama and contain a prayer scroll seeking fake tanning, grease, and crushing ass.

Spirituality is to scrote like humor is to Dane Cook.
 

I'm thinking he's a homersexual.
 

Goodness!! that hott is a 20/10 in my book. As far as the scrote, I need to go the the sink....i think i just threw up in my mouth....
 

I don't know- until I see exposed abs, I'm not sure this is him.

What's next, Peaches pointing at himself? Fish Slap with full eyebrows? Gator with a smile?

One small rift in douchebaggery could have adverse consequences on douche maneuvers everywhere.
 

Had to write, its been a while

This is the Ablobster, while he may be pointing in the wrong direction, he has always had a soft spot for dime store bling. Although his hair is cut forward instead of his stupid spikes from last year; perhaps the hair is receding at a rapid pace and his barber barber suggested this change. Lastly, I agree with the other posters, the Ab is looking a little full in the checks and soft around the middle.

Unfortunately to the Ablobster's credit, he may be rehabilitating his douchebag ways. See, in letting himself go to seed he has managed to hook-up with the best looking Hot we have ever seen him with. If you look back, he was always photographed with pigs. Naturaly, because in the past it was all about him.

DB1, this was a great find and worthy of a reply!

Bagwan Singh
 

Oh, and he looks really drunk

Bagwan Singh
 

lol I wonder if this guy knows how infamous he is
 

It's a good thing she's hot. Cus she either can't read or cant put on a shirt right-side out. Or both.
 

I can't remember to always use an apostrophe.
 

hmmm their could be several reasons for this. 1) his shirt isn't ripped open enough for the camera to really see his abs so he would be just pointing at his shirt and looking retarded. 2) she is so hot that the hottness around her attracted the finger to point at her instead of himself. 3) he is taking small steps out of douchedom.
 

Dear Lobsterturd,
Pointing, puckering up and unbuttoning your shirt to your Lobster navel doesn't make you butch...those little douchey traits still can't hide your "secret"..get a clue George Micheal
 

She's ...
 

He just pointed to his abs, and is pulling the finger up to his mouth to blow it, smoking gun barrel style. The paradigm stands.

She needs a back rub.
 

Long live the Ab!!!!!!!!!!
 

"Hey Ab Lobster, you get your damn hands off her."