DB? Maybe. HC? No.
 

"Maybe"??!?

when it comes to douchebags, there is no "Maybe" about this picture. these are full-fledged douchebags. especially the no-neck gym rat in the front.

you're dead on about the girl though. Not. Hot.
 

I'm guessing this guy has recurring nightmares where a cardboard man with "you must be this tall to ride the Vortex" snickers at him
 

that's some serious receding hairline on the questionable hott...
 

This is the kind of douche sandwich that makes me want to kill dolphins and puppies just to vent my feral rage against any supreme being that genetically allows this to happen.

I am not convinced the hott is all that, but she is so overshadowed it really doesn't matter.

Screw shooting monkeys into space. Let's fire these bags into the great beyond and see if they can make it to Alpha Centari equipped with only Tang, pudding, and one dumbell.

I would (in the name of science) love to see what zero grav would do to big boy's steroid shriveled pecker.

- Scrotal Recall
 

You can borrow my rusty spoon, I'm done with it.
 

You know how much time in the gym it takes to look like this?

As much time as I sit here at work.
 

I can't tell if she's hot or not, but this is one instance where it just doesn't really matter. These two uberscrotes could be standing next to a 300 pound wench with one tooth, a peg leg and an eye patch and there would still be a measurable hott-douche delta.
 

Three blind mice "We don't have to work"
 

she is a BLEEEEEEEEEEETH!

If I got a gold chain and a pair of D&G shades for every douche who has perfected that sneer, I could (and would) finance a massive eradication of the vile species of scrote.
 

I love these tools. These are the kinds of guys that spot each other at the gym, shower together, shave each others backs, hang out so much that they start to look like a married couple, strip down at Da Club... and be the first ones to yell fag at gay kid minding his business in the corner.

I'd like to grab a large hammer and swing on their temples.

- Douchey Smurf
 

"...at the gay kid..."
 

What's funny and disturbing is that there's a choad in back also sporting the indoor shades - check right above her finger, almost as though she's attempting to point him out, but the camera snapped just too quickly. "See?" she says. "We're not the only people in here who are too, like, sensitive to indoor lighting. But, like, the tanning beds don't hurt us because we use lotion and stuff. Duh."

I'd still like to see more of her and less of the shirtless choadstools. There's a possibility she could have a nice body, but Mr. "Look-at-me-and-my-high-school-helmet-tat" got in the way.
 

There must be some company out there making shirts that disintegrate in the presence of flashbulbs, for the discriminating muscle-douche who can't bear the thought that his hours at the gym will go unrecognized when a camera goes off. Enjoy the man-bra you're going to need in five years when you quit working out big fella.
 

Filipino Tranny remains the hot douchebag accoutrement for Summer '08.

As evidenced here, it's even become trendy with the " We're so Deep in the Closet, We Found the Secret Entrance to Narnia" set.
 

This is why "Gun Shows" should be more highly regulated.

I'm sorry, Wayne LaPierre, they SHOULD...
 

ok. it's official. i'm ready to join the taliban.
 

Good God! Whyweren't these wank in the weekly?
 

where the hell has darksock been anyway. this blog without darksock is like playboy without pictures.
 

AAAAAAUUUGHHHHE! Somebody kill me now!!

And by kill me now I mean attach battery cables to lumpy's nipples and plug him right into the interstate power line.

I love the smell of burnt Axe in the morning.

Smells like victory.
 

It is official...the questions that have haunted me most my life has been answered...

NO, there is no God and YES, Hobbes was 2/3 right: life is nasty, brutish but way too long.

*sits in the corner and shivers
 

A mandana AND a wristband from last nice club. Dollars to donuts the other twat has one too. Well done. BTW, what is that circular band-aid covering up hmmmm?
 

These two rollerbladed to this picture.
 

Oh cool she has the new Stretch Armstrong doll....
 

I don't see the big deal. Two shirtless morons had an alergic reaction to some peanuts they ate, causing all of their body hair to fall out and their man-bossoms to swell. Happens every day, my friends, every day.

Obvious nod to Jeff Scroteworthy: If you're out at a bar, and you're the only one not wearing a shirt, you might be a douchebag ...
 

So, ah, what is it, exactly, that gives these assclowns the idea that going out in public without a shirt on is acceptable?
 

I swear I had to look at pictures of Matt Serra to see if that was him. No tat on the Serra pic, so I think we're safe. It seriously looks like him. Don't want my ass kicked (yeah, I'm a chick, but still....).
 

Noooooo!!!! Even Ab-Lobster chuckles at this guy.

Seriously Lumpy, wherever you're at, it's not the beach or a pool. Everyone else is clearly wearing a shirt.

Now please go dive out of a highrise window somewhere.
 

She's a guy.
 

they are smeg. Their douchiness is only matched by their narcissism. The hott could be a burn victim in a burkha and she would still have enough to balance as their douchiness radiates like an Axe supernova.

Just slap this fukhed.
 

It's hard to tell if this guy is a douchebag or not because his body is distracting me. Must... Fight... Natural... Urges...

...

I would chase cliff-hungry lemurs naked through fields of razor wire while the skies rained isopropyl alcohol for a chance to sand a corn on the foot of one of the moms who's boy works in the sweatshop that wove his underwear.

Sorry guys...

Phaq that guy's got a hot bod.
 

This Assclown has a very important life decision coming up after his final semester of college this Fall.

While he already knows that he will be going back home with his phys ed degree to be a gym teacher for the next 35 years, he must choose which path to take:

A. The High School Gym Teacher. This position will afford him the best opportunity to mingle with females who will actually be impressed by the bullshit that he will spew nonstop. The downside would be the 5-25 year sentence plus loss of teaching license that would result from an inevitable hookup that would occur.

B. The Middle School Gym Teacher.
The downside of this position would be that the only chicks he could hit on would be fellow teachers whom remember him from High School and would choose to inhale sulfuric gas from the chemistry lab rather than breathe in his scent of Axe and turdsweat.
The upside is that he would still be taller than almost half of his sixth grade students.

He takes solace in knowing that whichever path he chooses, Choady McHardstare will still be by his side in the shower room after they finish squatting and pumping.
 

@ Scrotal recall

My sentiments exactly.

Buckaroo
 

On second thought, this reminds me of three films Rock Hudson missed out on: "Rear Window", "Rambutt", and "Germs of Endearment".

Buckaroo
 

Summer is beginning to become my least favorite season.
 

instead of simply removing his sunglasses, the douche resorts to tilting his head back so he can see underneath them.
 

Two 'roid bags, no hot chicks.

Only question - is that a nicotine patch or an Axe patch?
 

So I log onto HCwDB, scroll down, and THIS assails me. Initial response:
AAAAAAAAAGH.
Zoom in.
AAAAAAAAGH. Studded white belt, AAAAAAAGH. Mandanna, wrist bling, and wristband from the last club AAAAAGH. Jesus bling AAAAAGH football helmet tat, what the shit. AAAAAAAAGH fauxhawks AAAAAAAGH earrings AAAAAAGH...

Just when my soul was about to recover, DB1, shit.
Also, wtf is that patch on standing dude's arm?

I'm off to go soak my retinas. Shit.
 

maybe they all got corrective Lasik eye surgery before they came to the club?
 

These guys look like the Stereo Douchetronic twins' cousins...you don't see them as often, but when you do you can tell the douchiness runs in the family.
 

Does the name Stacey Carosi ring a bell? 15 years later at the Malibu Sands Beach Club.

(ok, i admit I had to look up the name of the club, but that was it--awe, scorn, and pity are all well deserved)
 

Mom...i'm tired of posin', can we go home now? I want to go to taco bell then get some slurpee at the gas'n go. For the love of Pete, this pic makes my ass ache.

Call it "Everything douche in the blink of an eye"
 

In the immortal words of Capt. Woodrow F Call,
"By God, that, is, enough."
I don't care what the skank looks like.
The next time I see a pusclehead posing in front of a female
I will go off on him like Grandma's Big Ben alarm clock.
 

For the love of the Man in the Clouds, can someone reincarnate George Carlin to deal with these choads?

Each one of these pics makes me miss his wisdom more and more.
 

The smell of Prep H wafting from this picture is nauseating.
 

I really appreciate that these two lumps of freshly-kneaded pizza dough sucked in their soft, yeasty beerguts for this picture. Thanks alot you goombas!

P.S. Nice to see Napolean Bonerpart's sporting the new douche ass-cessory: the white studded belt.
 

I agree that her hotness, or lack thereof, is completely irrelivant here due to the the 3 rediculously douchy aspects of these douches:

1. They appear to be the only 2 douchebags with their shirts off in the bar

2. They (or at least the guy in the front) is way too into his own steroid laden douchebag frame

3. That is the quintisential douchebag pose. To a T - perfect head angle.
 

Why is this little person peeking at me?

Does he want to fight?

Why does her head look like there's an octopus trying to escape off of it? That's a female five head right there.

just sad. A couple of Bro-nads and a not-hott.
 

HAHA...DB1 said erasure instead of eraser.
 

Achtung! ist dis Gunther und Klaus?
 

AIDS-Ass-Injected Death Sentence
 

If you look up gay in the dictionary this is the picture you will see!!!!!
 

Why are they wearing sunglasses while indoors?
 

DOUCHE O RAMA FEST IS IT?"PLACES NOT TO GO,OR SUFFER A SPRAINED EYE",GUIDOS THINK THEYRE SO COOL,I BET SHE HAS BIGGER TESTES THAN THESE FAGS
 

This my new haircut. If they don't like it.. fuckin' skanks.