Business up front, party in the back, douchebag everywhere else.
 

A fine Kentucky Waterfall, indeed. But the hotties are notties.

And the douche has jit in his eye.

~Douchesquire
 

plus i'm guessing his shirt says "cockpool"...where he should go and drown himself.
 

alain jourgensen looks much better since he finally kicked heroin for good.
 

Cockpool, dickpool.....it's all the same: his favorite place.
 

Not only did the stroke leave him limp on the left side, it also managed to shave the left side of his hair as well. Hopefully his right testicle is devoid of seed.
 

Is he winking at me or does he just have jizz in his eye?
 

left hott has a clear cup - so this must be some kind of classy party. The scrote has narcolepsy and was caught in the act of passing out. Right hott's head is huge and at an odd angle to her shoulder. I'm wondering if she's peering into the camera over someone else's shoulder. OTherwise, I would have to assume he neck comes out of her right shoulder blade. That could be kinky. I might like that.
 

June Carter Hott on the left makes my pancreas twitter and my pelvis tingle. I shudder to think of how this douche will feel when he wakes up the next morning to find out that not only is he alone, but the spasms in his rectum may be somehow linked to the poo covered dildo in the corner.
 

look what he has hanging on him...you can't atgue with results, sometimes.... he's just swimming in the waters he finds himself in, and, what the hell, I'd do her, if I were oh, say 25 yrs younger....I give a pass, and say, try to talk her into a three-way, you're only young once! And, besides, in the eighties, I had a mullet, for a little while....ah, the memories, one day, I wanted to take the ferry to Morganville, that's what we called Shelbytville back then, and the ferry cost a Quarter, back then, nickles had Bees on 'em, gimme five Bees for a Quarter, you'd say....zzzzzzzzzz
 

Dimitri now in Youtube format:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o

still no pic tho :(
 

dimitri is my hero
 

where the hell have all the longtime regs been lately anyway? swamped with work like myself, i can only assume
 

OMG!!! I could not stop laughing at that douche bag dimitri. That has to be one of the funniest, most pathetic voicemails ever. It's wrong on so many levels, I could write a "movie script". If we could award the highest award for voice douchness...HES THE WINNER HANDS DOWN.
 

@brass monk & others interested in this total piece of shit...

here is a link to an article from 2005 regarding his medical "exploits".

it has a small pic of him at the top of the article.

his real name is James Sears.


i read up on him and his workshops that he offers. he is the worst kind of man out there. he transcends douchebag.

he is another category alltogether.
 

That dude Dimitri gives Greeks a bad name... Guys we are not behaving like that.That dude's a nutjob.
 

This dimitri story is all over the net.

The worst part is this gigantic assclown douche is probably loving the attention.

And even worse, there are probably now some women who are even attracted to him because of his newfound "fame" and because they probably like his brand of insanity.

There's always always always someone for somebody.

And as to the best form of punishment for this guy?
Forget violence. Forget incarceration and its ensuing repeated anal intrusions. Forget public humiliation and mockery. No, those are all pesky mosquitoes to a psychotic with narcissistic personality disorder like said assclown. No.
The best and truly most awful punishment for him would be to meet, fall in love with and marry his female equivalent. I'm not sure what that woman would be like although I'm beginning to picture large, overbearing, extremely controlling, jealous and temperamental ball breaker of cosmic proportions. The kind of woman that regularly threatens him with a knife and humiliates him in front of the neighbors at barbeques and belittles him at work, makes fun of his penis size etc. You get the picture. Feel free to fill in.

Yeah, I think that sounds about right.
 

Thought he sounded like a Toronto Douche, and the 416 area code confirmed it. Unfortunately the Great White North has no shortage of Guido douches (we call them Ginos) as well as D-nozzles of Greek extraction. Generally a bunch of Mama's boys still living at home. Dimitri sounds like the result of traditional Greek child rearing (boys are never wrong, never disciplined, leading to overinflated egos and a distorted sense of self-worth) combined with all of the worst aspects of modern pop-douche culture. He is a straight up Malaka.
Opa!
 

sorry everyone...

i was so pissed and distracted that i forgot to paste the link.


here it is...

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11



enjoy.
 

"maybe you were abused in childhood"

WHAT THE FUCK.

WHOA. DUDE.

HALL OF SCROTE HALL OF SCROTE HALL OF SCROTE
 

after listening to Dimitri's message, my doctor perscribed Valtrex for my ears......
 

Thanks a ton, scrotten....article's gone...again thanks or the dry-hump
 

@rubber douchey...

the article is there. i use the Opera browser, so i checked it using Internet Explorer and was still able to get the article to show up.

but just in case, here it is again...


http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
 

@bcs.....yeah man. i've been here, lurking mostly, but not much time for witty commentary. it's been pitch-week here at the agency and it's been just insane hours. i'm working now on a Friday eve. ugh. the sad news it that it's not going to be clearing up until next Thursday.

i'll come back with a vengeance. i promise you.

douche on, fellow 'bag hunters!

oh, and Dimitri is in need of therapy. badly. what a piece of work that douchebag is. christ.
 

Someone forgot the dot to complete the exclamation point on Mullet boy's shirt.


...poo!
 

why is one eye closed? is that a wink or a new douche move for 2008?
 

another HoS vote for Dmitri....Mulletbag less so, but still douchey in a "Joe Dirt by way of Morgan Spurlock's greasy slow-witted brother" kind of way.
 

Why do I get the nagging feeling Dimitri won't be getting a holla back? I mean, he's so smooth but not as smooth as he thinks. He's got some real anger issues cookin here and doesn't seem to handle rejection real well. The voicemail is a classic though, proving that all doucheness need not be visual.
 

i hate quasi-hipster douchebags. especially those with mullets. hahahah
 

a collection of dimitri links
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843

http://www.blogto.com/tno/2008/04/dimitri_the_lover_models_the_real_man/

(expand the blogger window to get whole urls to copy and paste)
 

I thought I was getting it. I fail to see the true "douche" in this clown. He is redickless.Is everbody who has a mullet a db. What about barry melrose? Please enlighten me?
 

@bcs, Pfah and the gang...

Frank Gehry's been here all the time. Frank Gehry loves HCwDB. Frank Gehry says... I believe the French Canadians pronounce it Moo-Lay.
 

Real pic of Dmitri in this story (top left) :
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
 

Mullet schmullet - Amazon says my book's on the way! Never have forests wept for so noble a cause!
 

omfg -- what a hot, steaming, putrescent mess!
 

Sickpoo! shirt-check
dogtags-check
facial hair-check
fauxhawk/mullet-check
roofied Hotts-check
eye come glued shut-check
Bag 'em Dano!
 

I knew a Greek guy that was exactly like that, actually. His name was Zach. He just wanted to talk about his forceful masculinity and need for an elegant, independent woman.

Douche. For real.
 

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@ scrotten

got it, thanks...merely confirmed what i believed from the call. a vacant gaping asshole.
 

- Mystery is from Toronto
- Dmitri is from Toronto
so many "seduction gurus" and "pickup artists" here are running sold-out weekend sessions at $500 to $2K per head. When they take their "class" around the bar for "demonstrations", I don't know whether to laugh, cry or get a gun licence.
 

Eugh!!!, I feel dirty just listening to that voicemail and I'm not even a chick, wow that guys got some talent.
 

I listened to Dimitri again. It's a wonder he gets away with calling himself a PUA. One thing you never do in pickup is openly compliment(elegant), call her first, or be creepy and weird. He managed to do all of that at once.

I mean, I've only been with 6 girls and he's been with allegedly 400, but at least I discriminate and use tact. Dimitri has earned a place in the HoS, despite not even having a picture. That is how scrote-tastic he is.
 

Check out the guy who re-enacted the Dimitri messages. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ83use8YE8
 

Winking at the camera...

As if TAUNTING us...
 

So this butt stain Dmitri has been with 400 women...Is that like counting girls on the subway or bus that dont move away from him?
He sucks,and hopefully some girls boy friend will hunt him down slice his throat, drain his blood and gut him like a fish.
 

i think the coming of dimitri was foretold by the recent disappearance of ubiquitous red cup. None since "Red cup friday." This can't be a coincidence, for Dimitri is a douche of biblical proportions
 

his shirt says "schmuck pool" whence he drug his tired ass (half asleep) from primordial douchze
 

I thought I heard sociopathy oozing from that recording of Dmitri.

"His psychiatric evaluation when he went to med school states that he got drunk and high on call, made "numerous random and obsessive telephone calls" to women during which he would (only sometimes) jerk off, and was generally immature and narcissistic"

"Maybe they didn't know about the mace, stun gun and EMPTY HAND GRENADE CANISTERS cops reported finding in his room after he tried to enter a female officer's dorm? Anyway, he failed to "grow up" much, spending his residency masturbating six or seven times a day at work and garnering complaints from female patients"

Ai! The douchebags are packing mace now? He looks like a deranged, constipated Frenchman.
 

...mace, stun-guns and empty handgrenades... lovely

This narcissistic, pathological serial-douchist needs to be locked up for good. He is a bomb waiting to go off. One day he will do something very serious. I found his messages quite disturbing and frightening. I can only pray he doesn't hurt someone. He needs to be locked up in a looney bin so he is away from society.
 

...if I could just mention the mullet douche at hand. Well, he needs to be at the END of my hand and my hand needs to be closed into a tight little ball.

Anyways, I think miss Poly-mutt is pretty awesome, and her chubby faced friend has some uses too. I would really like to break that down for them, right here, but it doesn't matter.

Fact is, those 2 chicks deposited some spendin' cash in my spank bank so I Have to hate this douche. I don't know if it's HoS material because I'd need to see some more shots a la Bra! but...if this dude just chills like this?!?! Well, I for one will be closing up that winking eye with a fucking right cross from hell. Get away little Poly-mutt! I want you to run around the Tiki hut naked - just kinda picking up the place and serving me and your chubby faced friend in between deep massage sessions. And by "deep massage sessions" I mean...well, come on - you know what I mean.
 

http://www.mahalo.com/Dimitri_the_Lover

If you are a sadist and actually want to learn a little more about Mr. Sears, aka Dimitri the Lover.
This cat is major poo.

handlebar mustache, brah-g tags, wink, white belt and a mullet? I bet he has some sort of faux baltic accent too.

Though the Blackpool T is acceptable.

Douche and merely hots.
 

We may never know, but perhaps Duh-mitri is merely striking back against the fashion world, eh?

Or, more likely, he's just a choad swiller.

===================================
Macho man is going out of fashion

By JOELLE DIDERICH, Associated Press Writer 57 minutes ago

PARIS - As world financial markets wobble and bonuses shrink, the macho male is going out of fashion.

Paris designers showing their spring-summer collections on Saturday banished the tie and introduced a gentler take on masculinity, leaving the Gordon Gekko look in the dust.

With thousands of revelers pouring into the streets for the annual gay pride parade, French designer Franck Boclet proudly flew the pink flag at Emanuel Ungaro — but there was no message intended.

"I didn't even know it was gay pride day today!" he said. "It just so happens that fuchsia has always been Ungaro's signature color."

(continued at the above link)
 

That fuckin' Dimitri sounds like and UberBag. Someone who leaves messages that long would be enough for me to classify them as scroat-gobbler, let alone the crazy shit he was talking about
 

he looks like tobie maguire with a mullet and that girls looks like Kate from Lost
 

I'm starting to wonder if Dmitri is Sacha Baron Cohen's follow-up to Borat?
 

Dmitri is effing CREEPY. I'm sure Olga really appreciates getting his armchair psychiatric evaluation, not to mention the double dose of douche on her answering machine.


SnazzyKhakis
 

Folks, what we have here is PROOF of a Class 1 Level 5 Douchemeister.

I nominate Dimitri as Global Douchebag of the Year.

Think about it. This guy makes Pumpi seem like a west coast SNAG.


Cheezuz, just read the press:

James Sears
fake physician.....

Pic: http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/200505/160_james_sears_050503.jpg

The 'doctor's web site: http://www.secondopinion.ca/sears.html

His OTHER web site: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/


And PROOF positive he's a piece of human shit: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/worship.htm

Contact info:

The Second Opinion® Medical-Legal Consultants Group Inc.
200 Consumers Road, Suite 301, Toronto, Ontario, M2J 4R4.
(416) 488-6142 · Fax (416) 322-9948

"After he lost his medical license in 1994, "Dr." James Sears hung out a shingle in a strip mall in Toronto. He started a company called The Second Opinion and marketed himself as North America's top medical investigator."

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
 

I don't konow but Dimitri sounds like this guy to me.

http://worldwide-web.com/JeffreyBabad/Simpsons/Nick/index.html
 

This is the kind of fairy tale material a good rape lawyer gets to hear everyday as he/she prepares to get their client off...no pun intended. God, I hate hate hate this assbanger.
 

I know it would be a bit of a change from the norm, but this guy deserves a douchie more than anyone. It's rare that you can get such a potent sense of douche without any real visual stimuli to speak of, but this is one of those times
 

HA HAHAAAAAA....I just listened to Dimitri's voicemail...I think I have unravelled Olga's "issue"...Dimitri is an arrogant, presumptuous douchebag with the social skills of a drunken troll and the self-confidence of a fifteen-year-old bedwetter. Guys who are a real catch don't have to list their attributes. And guys who are confident and secure don't have to insult the girl by assuming she's psychologically warped because she has no interest in his whiny, self-absorbed bullshit. He radiates "dweeb", he's not tough enough to be an "asshole". And there is nothing like threatening a "beautiful, elegant" woman to make her want you. 'Cause you know, those hundred other guys who want her and treat her like a queen will fade into the background when she meets a manipulative, Napoleonic hammerhead like Dmitri. And her friends are jealous? I imagine they were whispering, staring and complaining about the stench of Axe body spray and nervous perspiration from a guy steping way out of his league. I dated one just like that and I'll never make that mistake again. Yeah, I'm bitter. Good thing you're Greek, Dimitri. you can blame taking it in the ass like a little bitch on your culture.
 

wow! the voicemail is so bad it made me feel bad..i just wanted ti laff at some douchebag , now i feel weird..ugggghh
 

wow! the voicemail is so bad it made me feel bad..i just wanted ti laff at some douchebag , now i feel weird..ugggghh
 

dammit, I actually work for a week and looky what I miss...

I pine for the return of the Mullet. And denim shorts.
 

I just found this announcement from Dimitri The Lover's anti-metrosexual group named the TORONTO REAL MEN ... http://dimitrithelover.com/TRMannouncement.html