Hmm. Tough one. The white belt seems a bit obvious and I suspect the Bra star is fake. Arm bands, collar flip. I'm going to go with a fake on this one.
 

I like the DNA emission coming out of pinky's head. Sort of helps sell the idea that he is a tumescent scrote.
 

Real. As evidence, I ask the court to observe the scrotey star tat on the arm of suspect #1. Also, on suspect #2, if one looks closely, one can see evidence of body hair shaving by the shiny smoothness of his arm. It just breaks my heart every time we lose a hott such as her to the plague that is the douche.
 

I think I am going with fake as well. Of course, if I see proof that the white belt is part of his standard wardrobe, that the earrings were not staged and the star tatt is real, then my answer changes completely.
If it is a fake, I am almost inclined to give these guys some props. They really do look douche-tastic.
 

real, broheim! interesting combo of greasy scrote and preppie bag.
 

100% REAL! First off, the tattoo that guy has is probably authentic, his cell phone on his belt, and the other douche has that stupid fucking climbers clip or whatever the fuck you call it on his jeans also. I don't think they went out of their way to do those little things that are a sure sign someone is a faggot.
 

The Bra! star tat looks real and both his ears are legitimately pierced. You can't fake the dedication required to permanently alter the body. Phone clipped to white belt, club bracelet that matches his broheim's, and that pink polo fits him like he owns it. The very ownership of a pink polo qualifies one for douche in my book.

The other guy? Well he isn't faking that haircut and I'll bet he owns those glasses. (refer to previous statement regarding pink polo) Yeah, I'm going with 100% authentic shitbaggery.

Someone should tell Nicole that she has something disgusting stuck in her teeth.

*Incidentally, I've been posting as Anonymous for too long, so I've chosen a screen name and am making my presence known.
 

The answer lies in the tattoo. The star is quickly becoming a universal mark of the bag. Whether its a tatt, apparel, or god-forbid, shaved into the head, your looking at a clean ice-filtered brandname douchebag. If his tatt is fake, this pic was likely taken backstage at the musical, "Scottsdale Surprise."
 

They are the real thing: Axe wearing, Camaro driving, Parliament smoking, and Bid Light drinking scrotes.

Pinky, the HGH-scrote flashing his muscle is obviously showing off his $20 tattoo; dig the headband & both ears being pierced.

The faux-hawked douche and his patented lip gesture mixed with his popped collar is 100%, Grade A 'Bag.

The girl, as cute as she may be, gets serious penalized for the shirt biting. Her marinara eating parents must be proud.
 

The guy in the red cup costume after the Celtics game below was a possible Meta-Douche--or, in other words, a civilian making commentary on douchebaggery.

The guy on the right has stereo ear piercings--which I would say screams commitment to the cause.

He has a star tattoo on the inside of his arm--and is POINTING TO IT.

Those Izod collars, I would also remind you, did not pop themselves...though that could be Douche Commentary.

The guy on the left has a suspiciously even tan, and last time I checked, you cannot return the plastic bracelets for a 100% refund. The spiked hairdo would pose a challenge to even the likes of Jose Eber if he flipped him a G-note and said, "Now make me look normal..."

All things considered, I would say that these two have defected to Camchoadia and joined the Khmer Douche.
 

Hmpf, well the sweatstain is definitely authentic.
And I must agree with my fellow posters.. Either they went really out of their way and out of their wallet just for fake's sake, or these two are in fact the real deal. I say uberdouche
 

By subscribing to the "ironic-douchery is still authento-scrotewankery" edict:

You can't really be faking it if you own a hot pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt.

At all.

If you need to fake it for laughs, then you automatically qualify for Douche-hood because you are just as shallow, vapid, needy, and attention-starved as the Bra and his poo-scented ilk. Just because your father didn't pay attention to you doesn't mean we have to.



I'll pause here and give the junior-league jack-offs time to go look up 'ilk' on dictionary.com....
 

I'm with DB1 on this one...if you want pose for a 'fake' douchebag pic, just to get on this site, then you have all of the real ingredients in your possesion already...therefore...real
 

I would say that they think they're doing it as a goof.
But, if you own all that shit you're wearing,
you just made the list, Francis.

@douche unto...I, too, finally came out of the anon closet this week. Douche on, bro.
 

Lets see... name that scrote...

I think pink shirt is Starcep (as in bicep) One...

White shirt is the Miami - Dice scrote...
 

Its gotta be real I mean look how satirical it is. The brunette from the brah series, these are the preppiebags showing the true range of their shecktastic douchery. Look at douche number two has the star tats like brah! I'm amazed at their depth of douche- fratastic taints on one night guido douches the next. Bravo!
 

I'm gonna say these guys are fans of this site - otherwise that would mean the existence of more than one total scrote with star tats on his biceps, and that is a reality that I refuse to accept.
 

These guys are legit. The tat looks real and you can't rent the spikey haircut.
 

I believe that these are part-time douches.

Interns making $16 an hour by day--douchebags on Thursday/Friday/Saturday nights.
 

If they are on the site- there DOUCHE!!!!
 

chicks dig 'bags because they lactate

-DarkSock
 

I for one think its funny how these dudes go and make fun of dbags to their face. Same stereotypical db signs as the preppiebags.they do the same thing as this site by mocking them two feet away rather than by calling them names over the internet. They're on our side of the battle they just have the balls to tease someone face to face. Who knows they probably were pointing to the tat laughing at the brah standing just off screen.
 

I'm going with authentic choad here. They are all that is orangescrote.
 

I gotta go with Real. They are true douche, but it is subtle enought to be termed authentic. i think if these guys were posing as douche's they probably would have gone more over the top. This is a standard frat bag. White belft, front of shirt tucked in to frame his man tackle while the back hangs loose. They both have on club bracelets. Douche #2 is wearing that new inexplicable fad of wearing headbands.

This, sadly, is the real deal.
 

With that Star-tat leaking scrote juice on that tight pink polo, I might have to name him, well.. Tighty Pinky..

NAME: Tighty Pinky and THAT Other DOUCHE!!!
 

that said I VOTE A REAL DOUCHE...

you cant fake the steroid injecting and Star-TAT.. the White Belt and Bandana mix is what might have thrown me off.
 

I gotta go with legit Douche here ... what gave it away for me you ask? The pit stain!

Pit Stain and Gnarl...The Douchetastic Duo!
 

@Douche Unto Others...

Good call on the name! Now you can be one of the recognized, not just another anon...


As for this mess, whether authentic or not, it's a moot point. They are bag either way. As was stated before, to own a pink polo is to be bag.

I'm sure they found that they liked playing "dress up" with each other, right after this pic was taken they probably chest-bumped each other, followed by some vigorous wrestling, ending with embarrassed looks and stunned party-goers all looking on in silence.

After which blue dress replied, "Sexual experimentation while attending college is only for girls. Same goes for tickle fights. Dumbasses..."
 

p.s. I call Sharpie© tatt on pinky.
 

you guys r just hatin because u cannot get any like guyz like this can u know who you r when i say this lol

lol it's pathetic is what it is

keep up the hatin and we can see who does better in the long run lol
 

Perhaps douches are running out in droves to attain the new Bra-popularized Star Tat?
 

There's even a question? These guys are so far down the douche hole that one of them is even excreting Grieco Virus DNA out of his greasy head.

I'm pretty sure in this case DNA stands for "douchbags need AXE." It's the building block of life, you know. Down to the lowliest scrotozoa.
 

@ anon 12:43

Can't get what these guys can? Child's play! All you have to do is use a highway rest area bathroom and you'll get at least half of what they have right now.
 

I contacted Director Jerkoff at the Department of Choadland Security and he says that these guys--combined with douchey "chatter" intercepted on various Blue-Tool® headsets--raises the National Douche Alert System from "Blue" to "Yellow."
 

These folks douched/bleethed it up to see if they could get put on the site. That's retarded. Thus they suck, indeed.
Yeah the triple helix bothers me two. It's almost like there's a cartoon Axe/poo stench emanating from him.
 

Agree with tsauce-you don't spend that much time pumping (iron or each other) and not be all that is fail.
 

FAKE ~ Star tat is not real
 

Remember, a douche is characterized by his posing. In this exhibit, we have a babe sandwiched between fake tans, fake muscle, fake diamond earrings, fake Ray-Ban aviators, fake broken-in jeans, and (most likely), fake penises.

There is so much fake in this picture, the only conclusion is that they are 110% grease-soaked DOUCHE.
 

typical keep it up with the gay jokes lol

it takes one 2 no one!
 

I would call them
Shit I forgot Axe?! and .. damn the other one reminds me of a bag I used to "know" (friend from friend from..) he was a gigolo once and his "stage name" was Paco.
So I go for
Paco and Shit I forgot Axe? Or look'ama stain. tough one
 

You can never have too many wide, white belts.
 

Jerz poo FTW.
 

@ anon 12:43 & 1:31-

It appears both of your spellcheck functions are either disabled or not working
 

They are real. For if they were fake they would not forget the URC.
May they burn in Jersey.
 

real and half-fake. the guy on the left is a legitimate, card-carrying scrote. fake star or not, those guns are real, so the gay on the right is pretending not to be a scrote by studying the masters on this site and posing as an over-the-top, flamboyant jerz-douche. crafty bastard - it's a damn reverse-gimmick.

the damsel ...100% baby-fat hottie. nice.
 

They are real scrote. Too many details on the nose. Also, the camera shot is fucked - slightly tilted - not enough for drama, but not flat enough to be good. This is just a crappy picture of poo.

They are not in the realm of Bra or Fishslap (FUCK fishslap!) or even Zippy. They are just garden variety douchebags. You know - when it rains the worms come out of the ground. That kind of thing. Someone pulls out a camera, suddenly it's dipshit city.

Buncha fuckin morons...
 

I say FAKE, but if you're going all the way just to pose like a bag, you are, at the very least, a moron.
 

My first instinct is fake, but I'm starting to notice the little things. The unnecessary carabiner. The focus on themselves as opposed to the hottie. The "I'm not old enough to drink at this establishment" wristbands. Then, I realized that the white belt looks suspiciously Navy-issued. If I had to guess, I'd say two punk seaman are out making the rest of us look bad. Again.
 

Simple case of Douchebags imitating bigger douchebags, to fool non-douchebags into thinking they are douchebags.. In the end they hopefully will learn that they are and always will be Douchebags.

FYI: She probably likes it gentle, and thats for the Birds....
 

Absolutely REAL.
 

dudes, they are major scrotes, and this is a chick speaking on it.
 

@ anon 12:43/1:31

Actually it was an STD joke but the gay interpretation works, too. Thank heavens at least somebody here has dick on the brain, eh?, or who knows what connotations might slip by. Nice catch.
 

What I'm trying to figure out is why they are standing in front of a high school A/V club portable movie screen which has a DNA helix on it?

Unless it is the Douche Need Axe code eminating from right 'bag's head!

Douche Alert!!!!
 

I'm with Baio-Dome: Star tat and he's pointing at it.

Joke or not, that gets your head kicked in where I'm from.
 

Hey arent those the same guys from the preppiebag photo?!
 

Hey arent those the same guys from the preppiebag photo?!
 

Inner Arm Star tattoo = Major Douche. He has a white belt and matching headband. For sure he is a DB. Guy on the right might be Douche Posing, but he does have that post steroid cycle hairline coming in. As for the hottie in the middle. ......Tear... makes me sad.
 

Star tat on bicep.

Authentobaggery confirmed.
 

I say BAGS. They look like they COULD be faking it, but there are too many minor details that these guys sport that they wouldn't have thought of if they were just pretending.
 

The DNA escaping from his head is obviously the genetic code responsible for coolness.

Therefore...Douches! Both of them. Faking or not.

And Godd**m she is ultra hott!!!! What a waste.....
 

Wow. This one is really tough! I will note, however, that I am only a week into douche hunting, so my skillz are near virginal.

If it's fake these guys have done a GREAT job. If it's real, we live in a sad, sad world.

So much of it seems too cliched, but I note that both guys have removed their arm hairs. That's pretty damn committed for a fake. That's the one element that suggests to me that these guys cannot be fake. Only a bona fide douche would Nair his arm hairs.
 

I'm going with REAL on this one. Their clothes aren't over-the-top enough to be costumes. The star tattoo might be fake, but there's not a single arm hair in that photo, and Rightmost Scrote didn't have to look past his own closet to find that white belt and pink polo, I'll wager....
 

These guys, and a few other guys in this blog, are guys that I've seen while working out at the student rec gym at the University of Florida...I am so sad to think that so many douches go to my school but then again they're everywhere...
 

I call this pose "I was fucked up the ass in reform school"
 

clearly fake, these are nothin but fans of the web site with the douche bag building blocks to acessorize trying to get on the interwebz. they got everything, its like theyre trying, no one wears head bands even authentic douches plus they're in some random hallway not a club or some spring break destination

the tiny hott could get free implants for one chance to drink the water for the washer after she does her delicates
 

The star tatt is drawn-on, however, he bought a pink polo. This is simply unforgivable. Besides, if I'd gone through all this effort to get my pic on this site the least I'd have to do is show up to mock myself. It's expected, and by not mocking thyself thou art branded as scrote. Moses said that.
 

the facial hair and cell phone holder are unmistakable indicators of scrote. no non-douche would go to those lengths for the sake of irony, or vagina.
 

the facial hair and cell phone holder are unmistakable indicators of scrote. no non-douche would go to those lengths for the sake of irony, or vagina.
 

110% Genuine Douche.
 

If it looks like a douche walks like a douche and sounds like a douche, it must be a douche.
 

fake, I'm pretty sure of it.
 

A fake bag is still a bag.
It's the "I'll poke fun at douche, as to hide my own doucheness."
 

These guys look like they work out (upper body only) and like to show it off. Hair and earrings not faked.

Scrotes.
 

What I get a big kick out of here is the fact that people defend them... or get pissed when they get slammed online.

But do it anonymously.
 

They're Chicago douchebags who still hail the 1985 Bears and worship Coach Ditka. That's "Punky QB Jim McMahon"-wannabe on the left, though his headband has been copped by the 'bag on the right ("Danimal" Hampton).

She's too hot to be stuck with these assclowns, and we can only hope she's an undercover baghuntress.

Regardless, they're douchebags - perhaps not HoS-worthy (yet), but popped collars, star tats, stupid hand signs, and flex poses - not to mention fucking PINK SHIRTS! - make one a 'bag.
 

These have to be 2 of the biggest douchebags ever featured on the site. I don't know what to say. I'm speechless. Rendered speechless by douchitude.
 

blondie is the same DB as preppiebags... http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/06/preppiebags.html no denying its really happening
 

Real or fake?
Douches pose.
Fakes pose?
Posers are douches.
Fakers are douches.
Inescapable doucheitude.
Bag 'em Dano!
 

the jim mcmahon lookin douche, well, the star tatt, is like our dood friend bra's tatt...maybe we can call him training bra
 

Real. So so real. Pinky obviously takes his time in the gym to get his arms big for douchebaggery pick up lines with the ladies. I've seen lots of douches with the same symptoms. Big arms, little legs. Headbands, glasses, ears, and the nautical star tattoo is just screaming "PLEASE STAB ME IN THE FACE WITH A SODERING IRON!"
 

Is that Tiny Brunette from the Bra pic?!
Ah, I think it is... we are definitely losing these hotts to the world of douchebaggery...
 

These guys are awesome...Finally someone is mocking all the fags in the world.
 

EITHER WAY... CRABWANKS THAT CAN BEND EACHOTHER OVER,BRUNETTE IS THE ONLY FAKE PART,THEYRE SO INTO EACHOTHER AND CANT WAIT TILL SHE LEAVES