Hey, maybe Brianna's free - she defends "her boys" to the death, after all.
 

Sammy Davis Jr. bag and his buddy are going to fuck around one day and find themselves face to face with some for real brothers who may take offense to their minstrel act.
 

You missed the whole point, db1. Obviously they are each others date!
 

I'm not saying that anyone should get themselves in trouble or anything, but if anybody happens across these two please grab the nearest metallic object you can find and go sick on them please... please can you do that for old Douchey Smurf?
 

these guys get my vote for Douchebags of Eternity.
 

The taller one looks a lot like my Johnson. Hangs to the left and everything....
 

What the hell? Guido Kobe Bryant douchs and his friend actually walk the earth? I thought the previous siting was some sort of prank. This is ridiculous. How does a caucasion get to look THAT orange? Mind-blowing.
 

In the run for the Douchey for slimiest photo of the year.

Hopefully his dad will give him one of the family sausage carts to manage post-graduation.

Douche DeLuise
 

dudes. Oompa Lefty is wearing gloves. That must be so he doesn't get any of Oompa Righty's hump sauce on him when they dirty dance at The Manhole.
 

@Anon, 3:35 p.m. - Actually, I think they'll manage sausage just fine, with or without Daddy's help.

Observation: they look like wax fruit(s) covered with shellac. (And by "shellac" I wasn't using a euphemism, but I understand any confusion.)



Just for shits and giggles, I saved this photo to run a couple of "AutoCorrects" on it via MS Picture Viewer. They boys didn't look any less plastic, sickening, douchey with each click of the "AutoCorrect" button. I thought they would turn pink or something, like their eyes, but that didn't happen.

Well, I deleted the pic from my computer and will now have to no doubt run a series of anti-Virus programs and such to get rid of the Douche.b(ag) worm. Will that work?
 

Hey the Oompas are humans too. LOL!

On the other hand, I wonder how these two spend their days. When I see Orangina drinks now, it reminds me of these two scrotes nowadays...
 

@ leader - nice. When you brought up Orange flavored drinks, I immediately thought of the Sunkist Diet Twins, Fanta Fags, and Sierra Jersey: Get Gay edition.
 

that's just remarkable...

really, I'm at a loss for words.

How in the hell...???

Wow.
 

Are you even sure they are guys? I think you stumbled upon a photo of two dykes.
 

They look like burnt cadavers on meth!
 

Every time I see the OPs' prom pictures, I think about my own prom pictures from 25 years ago, which I recently found inside the cover of my high school yearbook.

Sure, I looked silly in 1983 by 2008 standards, but not so silly that I couldn't share the pictures with my kids. But these guys ... whoo boy, what are they going to think 25 years from now when they see their prom pictures?

Never mind. I know exactly what they'll think: "Bro, we were smokin' that night, yo!"

Now I feel dirty.
 

These guys need to consider suicide...
 

Their huge, oversized trucks are missing.

You know what they say about guys with huge, oversized trucks...
 

Them Gotti bros. took full advantage of their tanning salon biz. Even their eyeballs are spray tanned.
 

What about their EYEBROWS! The're penciled in like some sissy Frenchman's.
 

these fags are totally wearing lip stick. f'ing hilarious!!
 

I can't even believe these two losers. Is this real? Do they really exist? It seems that they are similar to the fabled loch ness and yeti although the picture is of good quality and appears to be real. I just find it hard to believe that such unbridled doucheness can be found in what some may refer too as reality!

If they do in fact exist they should be stoned to death for defacing humanity without any regard for their fellow inhabitants!
 

Are you quite sure these aren't a couple of mis-painted department store mannequins? They really do not look the least bit human.

Do they bathe, or are they just laminated and sandblasted once a month?
 

I'm having trouble finding the words to describe this very disturbing photo. friggin' sick!
 

These.
Fucking.
Guys...
 

What's with the date on the Pic?

Is this from the future? 05/04/2? ?????

Maybe this is a picture of John Connor and his top Captains celebrating the fall of SkyNet....or maybe it's "Not Sure" from Idiocracy!
 

Just kidding by the way -- i realize its 200X...

Just liked the future idea....
 

There is so much to critique here I dont know where to begin. "sigh" I dont doubt that the Tux rental establishment asked for triple the deposit when the DB on the right walked in, painted as he is.

Have they gone so far as to be wearing lip gloss stuff? Looks like ti to me.
 

I would eat a "shit sandwich", to be present, for their first day of college...
 

my remote access to my email at work is currently down, but i guarantee you all, the photo that i have turned this atrocity in to, will make you smile. DB1? it'll be in your inbox tomorrow sir.

brace yourselves.
 

And how in the hell do you put the icing on the cake...err I mean icing on the douche? Well wear a pink suit of course. Seriously....I can't fathom how these guys look in the mirror and say " We look so tight yo!"
 

Now this is just plain fucking stupid.
 

I wonder if I submit it, DB1 will post a photoshopped pic of me blowing faeces into their faces?
 

I mean, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

You know?

What is the story here?? As guidorifically douchey these two shitbags are, there is NO WAY they thought this looked OK or normal. I just can't believe it.

Tanning bed accident? Fake tanner? Both? Plus glowing, inconceivably comical and ridiculous proof that you engaged IN BOTH OR EITHER of these primping, utterly pussified activities...before your PROM NIGHT no less.

Whoever suggested suicide is really onto something.
 

suicide isn't the answer. it never is.

proper parenting and exposure to culture is the right choice.

besides, if these guys killed themselves, the opportunity to make fun of this poor decision would be lost.
 

These two buckets of scrote cheese are so far gone that they actually made it onto "HOT CHICKS with Douche Bags" without any chicks at all in the pic with them. If one molecule of air that has been in their lungs happens to enter my body my head will f'in EXPLODE!!!! It looks like the tall one is zipping his fly. I would bet money that the short one left a ring of pink lipstick around his shit! Unbelievable...
 

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Now I remember where I've seen these guys before:

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/adults/other/a&a2.jpg
 

DB1, with every new Prompa pic you post, another fragile piece of my soul falls away and is lost forever.

The OP on the left has suffered crippling third degree radiation burns on his right hand. It appears gangrenous and is possibly leaking. Good luck returning that...uh... er..."ensemble", champ.

There is no woman on this planet deserving of the horror of a "date" with this pair of graceless creatures. Except maybe Rumer Willis. Bitch needs to get out more.

I pray that all the ghosts of their dear departed Sicilian ancestors come back and haunt the fuck out of them. For all eternity.

I mean it.

Really.
 

just found this, i'll post it again tomorrow.

this is where we are heading...

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/paper-trail/2008/06/02/seattle-university-targeted-theme-party.html


yes.

this is real news.

NOT "The Onion.com"
 

and this one...

i WISH i was amking these up, but...


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/SkinCare/Story?id=4966867&page=1
 

I can't take this shot of douche with out a hot chaser. MY eyes feel the need to purge.
 

heh heh heh....
 

Hey, they're friends. Best buddies, no doubt. They tan together, they hit the clubs together. Douchebags in Stereo.

Life's the Same
Douchebags in Stereo...
 

I thought my monitor's resolution was off....
 

@Johnny S:

Great articles, man! You've performed a valuable community service.

And you've also fouled my mood, at least until my fourth cup of coffee. So thanks!

The first one indicates that the never-ending battle continues between the forces of good and the forces of douche. The douche this time appears to be the college MySpace monkeys who've tried to shut down a scrote-mocking of epic proportions. Curse them!

On the upside, however, it appears that the douchemockers will not be either moved nor silenced. Huzzah!They deserve our support.

Especially the crusading hotts who need their self-esteem held up and admired.

The other article again reinforces the fact that one must never underestimate the low-voltage power of the douche. Seriously. We should start a rumor and let it spread virally across the interwebs. Something like... combining two or more Axe scents -- along with rubbing a handful of sauerkraut into your hair instead of gel -- doubles (or triples) your chance of pulling tail!

Or that chicks really dig guys who make out with other guys in clubs.

Because you totally know they'd do it.

And each other.
 

I thought if DBs rubbed hemmoroid cream on themselves they would disappear! *rimshot*
 

DB1, they're going TOGETHER.
 

Johnny Scrotten posted the link to the cancellation of the douchebag party.

This is very interesting stuff. The comments on the story are equally telling. In a nutshell: Students at seattle university were going to have a theme party, a "douchebag party". Quoting TFA:

"males to wear popped collars, aviator sunglasses, and flip-flops, and females to don Victoria's Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and to talk incessantly on their cellphones"

The party was cancelled as it was found to violate student codes of conduct.

The students rolled with it.

On the one hand: what a bunch of gutless morons. On the other: this is an indication of increasing divisions in society. The question is: on what level? Clearly not economic - we have people like Pippy who's from some middle/upper middle class background, and then working class turds like the Scrote Twins from West Gomorrah, New Jersey. So, what we're looking at is some kind of symbolic cultural division between people with some sense of self-worth who don't bother in the idiotic pantomime of baggery, and then those with such fragile and/or distorted senses of personal value that they buy into the narcisscism of self-loathing, and communicate this through an exaggerated appearance that is a pastiche of hip hop / new wave / body builder / celebrity fashion.

Do yourselves a favour and watch the film "Liquid Sky". It all gets laid out in very clear terms there. It also has the weirdest soundtrack ever...
 

@ scrotten

LMFAO!

excellent work.
 

These guys are epic.

"...Son, the inside of this garment looks like it was lined with Hershey Bars; you're not getting your deposit back...."

How far do they take it? I'm sure their taints and assholes are their natural color; if they streaked on all fours together it would look like two angry eyes receding into the night.
 

Pakistan called; they said to please stop it.
 

Mad props on the wicked blowouts.
 

I can't believe they're for real.. I just can't
 

ahh mj....that's the sad fact. they are very real.
 

Their doctors will be handing them melanoma brochures soon...
 

They're "very real" and their coming for our daughters! Maybe our sons TOO!
 

can't wait to see your pic pfah
 

These two idiots fucking rule.
 

my heart jumps into my throat when i see these assholes. i feel rage. i feel confusion. then i consider pronging my eyes out with a fork...
 

i wonder where these lads rate on the Jersey high foodchain? I believe that they are considered gods.
 

I'm pretty sure Guido Left is giving Guido Right a handjob where the picture is cutoff.

That's the only way I can explain their expressions. Except maybe that tanned cowhide can't make any other expression.

-Shia Ladouche
 

@ pfah

BEA! BEA! BEA! BEA! BEA! BEA!
 

You gotta be kidding? Are these two dumb asses for real? They look like idiots, that got lost, and accidently found an idiot conference. At the idiot conference, they got confered the degree of idiot of the sciences and arts.
 

Damn! That is the funniest pic I've seen in months on this site. BTW, they each have a date, each other. The pole smoker on the right looks like he's already in ecstasy over his 'date'. WaaaHaaaHaaa.
 

They don't need a date.

They ARE each other's date.

The shorter one with the tire brush hair needs a little Revlon red #13 lipstick and he can play Prom Queen for his buddy the ex-pass around party bottom.
 

Holy Christ. Leftys skin is so dark, you can barely see where his black shirt ends and his hand begins. Aren't there any vigilantes left in the world?
 

ugly as hell
 

Honestly, there comes a point when this type of behavior crosses over from typical douche-baggery to full-blown neurosis. I actually, sincerely feel sorry for these two people. They are obviously suffering from a mental disorder. There can be no other explanation.
 

(Fingers in eye's)I'm not looking, I'm not looking. La,La,La,La,La. I can not see you. I can not see you.
 

"The color orange is going to be SO effing pissed off when it finds out someone thinks these human-wanna-be's are orange. These cool dudes are so many combinations of colors, they have formed an entirely new color; and Crayola has named is "Burnt Douche" "- tiffany H
 

What the Fung?
 

OMG, my shoe hedgehog went to prom?! http://www.thisnext.com/item/27D043CD/D52BAD4C/Shoe-Cleaning-Hedgehog
 

they're going for the michael jackson process...only backwards