Pink pants. That guy needs a boot to the skull on general principle.

And I agree with DB1; I bet that blondie bakes a hell of a cake.
 

...and that is the perfect picture to explain my complete hatred for Phil Mickelson and all of his D-bag fans.
 

I do like Blue Moon beer, give me a bottle, and, I'll huff it down, and then I'll break it over old pukes' head, and use the jagged neck to eviscerate the John Elway lookin' dude. Then, Sarah and Brittany and I will go have a really hot ffm three-way, mmmmm, thhhhrrreeee-wwaaaaay...ogggleoggg glubglug... my god, he's got PINK effin' pants on, and the other guys are calf-shit yellow, eeeeeuuwwwww!!!, run Sarah, run Brittany, come to Papa!
 

Note the popped collar/tied sweater combo on Chet III. Haven't seen that in a while. Looks like Todd just isn't committed enough - notwithstanding the powder blue sweater he bought for himself at Chet's club. Duder, that was an awesome round. Where are my loafers? Let's go get some brewdoggers.

Elihue Smails
 

Tweedle-douche is missing his visor, otherwise the tethered glasses, sweater capes, and I'll bet unseen loafer boat shoes all match...and oh yeah, "Shooter" from Happy Gilmore wants his catch-pose back. **wink**
 

Yum yum. Is hott at the bottom trying to destroy Pinkies chance at procreation or is that just me?

I also get the distinct feeling she wants to speak with me privately in the bathroom.

Deliciousssss.
 

Oh I know those two gays... that's just Alex and Denny. They totally love coordinating their outfits... all about pastels... and love their Daiquiris. The chicks. Probably just out shopping with their nieces.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Even if they are back from golfing no self-respective course would let them on dressed like that.
Do you get a free bowl of soup if you dress like that?
Looks good on them.
 

Hey Preppie, Zach Morris called, he wants his nickname back

A.C. Slater
 

Pink short Bro!! .. Dude!!! Be careful!!! She is planning to snip off Little Skippy!!!!
 

This is what I come back to? It has to be a joke. Pink pants? Yellow pants? Hotts pointing to pink pants. Just wow.
 

Yikes! Flashbacks to my college years in Virginia at an institution of higher learning known for a high percentage of "sweater fags" as we called them back then.

(Wish I had thought of schloterscrote back then, but sweater fag worked well!)

Saw douchebags like this every day on campus.
 

Karl and Lyle laugh cuz it's aining all day.
They want to be one with the girls.
Live in the place outside Providence
Where no dudes can be called straight.
They turn their dates round and they smile and they say,
"Lookee here, I'm more than a preppie choad."
Keep losing themselves in a bag of Sun Chips
Soon their fingers will be pulled They're

Douchey in pink
You know they're
Douchey in pink
Aren't they?
 

That's "Raining all day"
 

wow, these are the worst humans ive ever seen
i hope they get raped by a horse

the hotts are very hot, but they need hosed down in a back alley and reprogramed before they are to be trusted to find boyfriends on their own again, they effed up big on this one
 

@ clementine

nice!

richard butler would've dropped the 'R' anyhow.
 

"hey shooter"
 

~the scene out front~

PinkPantser: "Yo!! Redvest! Fetch my Beemer! And BE CAREFUL!!!

YellowMan: "Hehehe...Good one Chip! Gotta let the help know where they stand, eh my good man?

~car pulls up~

PinkPantster: "MOTHERFUCKINGJESUSCHRIST!!! That's a ding! A goddamn ding! RIGHT THERE!!! Do you not see it? That ding wasn't there before I handed you the keys to my luxury sled, Jorje...That's is SOOO coming out of your check, you minimum wage FUCK!

YellowMan: "Hehehe...Good one Chip! You told him! You da man! GET IN THE HOLE!!!


~end act one~
 

Brunette signals the size of pink trouser’s trout. I would like to nestle her left cheekbone by the stone fireplace in the second floor study of her grandfather Wilson’s estate. There, we’d peruse the writings of Karadzic and Antoine Meillet while brushing up on the history of the Oral Tradition. And by Oral Tradition, I mean Homering her Odyssey.
 

I guess Brooks Brothers had a sale last week. I am speechless...absolutely speechless.
 

This thing kept eating my Comment and I forgot what I was going to say.

It was something douchey, I remember that...
 

isn't yellow schlorterscrote william kristol?

the thing that really makes me want to fustigate these trust-fund douchenozzles with their own sand wedges is the cold fact that useless shit-suckers like them wind up being CEO's and getting powerful government positions. their greatest goal in life is to exploit the working class, ruin the economies of third world counties, and get another 18 holes in before happy hour.

somewhere there are polaroids of George W. circa 1974 in full douche mode, just like this.



now, i drink.
 

Nice tits on the chick in the red... that is all
 

@our fragile


...heh heh
 

act two of three...

~scene opens in a v.i.p. booth at a local hotspot. we overhear Chip talking...~

PinkPantser: "So I said, babe, I put the FUN in trust fund! HARHARHARHAR!!!

YellowMan: Hehehe, oh man! You are the bees knees, Chip!

BlondieLocks: ~rolls her eyes, looks at her friend~ "Becca, you better be right about this...."

BrunetteHott: "OhmygodStacy, I told you, it's in the bag! Fish in the barrell!"

~scene cuts to Chip's bedroom overlooking the city~

Pink Pantser: "Seriously, This NEVER happens...
~then to self~
"C'mon little Niclaus! Not NOW! It's SHOWTIME! DON'T DO THIS!!!

BlondieLocks: "LAME! I'm sooo outta here! Maybe you shoulda hooked up with Biff, then you'd get it up! LOSER!!!

~PinkPantser cracks open the Chivas and swallows hard...~

~end act two~
 

-Intermission until act three-


If these guys are for real, they are definitely going to ask to pull the pic.

DB1, if that happens, you gotta let us know how it went down.
 

@scrotten...you left off the last word of the scene...'cock'.

bucket of balls
 

welcome to the hamptons.
 

welcome to the hamptons.
 

@johnny et al.:

Oh, now I remember--those bracelets remind me of an all-inclusive resort, like you would see in Cancun or Montego Bay...

...are those douchey?

If I have to ask, am I a douchebag??
 

@Clementine

Loved the Psychedelic Furs reference... BTW you know that Richard Butler is one of the coolest motherfuckers ever right?

- Douchey Smurf
 

Unbelievable. I seriously thought that the over the shoulders sweater thing died in '86.

Chip and Skip have taken douche-baggery to a new level.

I wonder if they have checkerboard Vans in their closet too?
 

Wow.....all i can say is...wow.
 

Are we sure this isn't ironic? If it is, these guys should still get beaten up, I'm not saying that. But even in the face of all the douchebaggery on this site, I find it hard to believe that anyone's dressed like this for reals since the filming of "One Crazy Summer."

Now, if you'll excuse me, Teddy Beckerstead and our gang have a regatta to win...
 

stupid in a douchie way
o sick upon their douchie ways
the scroteboys drown
see them talk and see them drown
and see them drink and fall around
upon the floor.

hott chix of mine, home again
hott chix of mine, home again

lonely in a drunken bar
the jukebox plays up Kenny G
it makes me pee.
the douchie deck shoes on the floor
are stupid as the pastel pants
such idiocy

hott chix of mine, home again
hott chix of mine, home again

broken on a ship of fools
the douchebag dreams of bleethy bints so stupidly
They're all a bunch of useless clowns
golf clubs and beemers out on the town - such scrote bag clowns.

hott chix of mine, home again
hott chix of mine, home again

four bucks a pop their trucks will rust
hott chix will see them fall to dust
they all are down
yuppiedrones of misery
Their worthless lives dire as can be - honestly

hott chix of mine, home again
hott chix of mine, home again


sister of mine
sister of mine
sister of mine
sister of mine
 

@dr. douche:

The sweater tied over the shoulder thing died in 1986--

--but I think the "back at ya!" pistol sign they are doing is still alive and well in some quarters.
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!







(wipes away tear)

Oh man.....
 

Pink shorts? Yellow shorts? Good Lord this country needs to bring back the draft.
 

~final act~

~scene opens in Chip's condo...~


~chip goes and knocks on roommate Biff's door...~

PinkPantser: "Biff, buddy? You awake?"

YellowMan: "Yeah buddy, what is it?"

PinkPantser: "She left me, man. She's gone..."

YellowMan: "It's okay Chip. You don't need her. Come on in, we'll talk..." ~Biff tosses chloroform canister under the bed~

~door closes behind them, The Scissor Sisters plays on the stereo, scene fades~

~meanwhile, across town...~

~scene opens at Becca's front door. it's 3am and a light rain falls...~

BlondieLocks: ~rings doorbell~

BrunetteHott: ~opens door~ "OhmygodStacy!! Your soaking wet! What happened? Come in...."

BlondieLocks: "Oh Becca, it was awful! Chip couldn't do the deed! He was limp like Liberace at Club Paradise! Am I that ugly? ~sobs~

BrunnetteHott: "It's okay, Stacy. Come here, let's get you out of those wet things...There you go. Let me see if I can't make you forget all about Chet..."

BlondieLocks: "His name was Chip."

Brunettehott: "Whatever."

~scene fades as our two lovely ladies comfort each other whilst listening to the "Black Album" by Prince~


THE END
 

@ Johnny Scrotten

"Liberace at Club Paradise"

Fucking Beautiful!!!
 

Methinks Mr. Scrotten will win a few Oscars for best screenplay, etc.
 

There are DEFINITELY pics out there of George W Bush douching it up like this.
 

ok, this picture confirms a phenomenon that i had witnessed earlier this year as true. when i saw it originally in the "field", i thought it to be a hoax--an exception rather than a rule. but now i know it is true. Croakies have made a come back as prep douche gear!!!

i first saw Croakies, or the neoprene sunglasses straps, when i was about 12 years old standing in line at a sporting goods store buying a new set of batting gloves or something of that nature. there, in the checkout line, next to the quench gum sat Croakies. they were pretty gay then, even for 12 year olds who are pretty much infatuated with all sorts of accessories that are "sports-related".

i hadn't seen the queer straps made of wet suit material for years. then, this summer at a cubs game....there it was. croakies. i couldn't believe it! i actually remember pointing them out and texting a few friends to ask if they had seen them in 15+ years. nobody had. was it a myth? did i really see them? a mirage perhaps? it was a cubs game, and there was all you can drink beer at the roof top across from the rightfield bleachers. it is reasonable to imagine that they were a figment of my imagination pulling horrific memories from my youth and projecting them onto what my subconscious had deemed as an appropriate host-douche.

those i consulted confirmed that it was in fact douchey, but that it must have been a phantom of the scrotal past--like seeing a body glove shirt and a sign that says, "no shirt, no shoes, no dice".

but now these two assbags prove our initial hypothesis wrong! Croakies have somehow survived this long! a douchey relic to be worn by the most heinous of douche bags--preppy bags. senators' sons. lacrosse players--nay, fans. polo players. pink short buyers/wearers/wetters. guys named chet and brad. dip shits.

i would like to lobby the master of classifying and categorizing all things douchey, db1, to formally recognize croakies as official douche gear and mock with me in anti-scrotescent unity!
 

Tad and Blaine take a moment to capture their spring break contest. Won't the brothers at Pi Kappa Alpha be impressed?
 

@ ted theodore...

I take offense to the generallities that have been displayed by none other than yourself.

The brand "Croakies" and other related manufacturers, have performed a Herculean task over the years to keep nerds like myself from breaking our glasses.

Now, some nerds require them in daily life just to get by the day because of the grease that forms on the pasty bridge of their nose because they are too forgetful to go get an adjustment to their glasses and too preoccupied with WOW to wash their face.

On the other hand, nerds like myself, who take pride in our appearance without going over the top, require them for other activities. Sporting activities where movement is required like a basketball game, or where losing your glasses would be catastrophic such as on a river canoing.

However, when wankers like these display such crude uses for them it gives all of us a bad name. These idiots don't have the decency to leave their sunglasses in the car when they go inside.

And by the way, if your eyesight is good enough to not need glasses, then buy the cheap-ass sunglasses so that you don't have to have them on a lanyard around your neck like some bridge playing junior high assistant principal.

These dillholes have set back the preppy movement by 20 years with their outlandish behavior. But these chick have set my movement up to DEFCON 9+.
 

I sometimes wonder why the terrorists want to kill us and our way of life......and then I see this picture.
 

I think that this is a pub crawl in my town of Pacific Beach. I saw a ton of dudes dressed like this walking down the street. Trust me, if it wasn't a joke those pink shirts would be red with there own blood
 

This has to be a joke! Regardless, I believe those fellas are gonna finish off the night teabagging each other.

Is Pinky VonGlofinFag holding a fish head?

Blondies juggs are definitely motorboat worthy though - Yum!
 

Why do i want some PEEPS all of a sudden....
 

These guys have to playing Bar Golf, a pub -crawl drinking game where you get a list of drinks at each pub that score "eagle" / "birdie" / "par" etc. People play this in cities all over and dress up in outrageous golfer garb. I sincerely hope, for the love of Christ, that this is what's going on here...
 

That brunette chick was in that pic with Bra!!!!!
 

I really expect regulars on this site to be able to tell the difference between a joke (as poor as it may seem) and a true douchebag by now. These guys aren't serious....
 

hey shut up. These two lovely gentlemen just got off my yacht after having a good time.

Yours,
Captain Stabbin'
 

Good jobs Preppiebags! You found the girls you're gonna lose to some nerds like in every movies from the 80s!
 

Holy fuckin Carlton-from-Fresh-Prince-meets-Miami-Vice. That is the gayest golf-wear I've seen in my life.

Actually... on second thought, isn't golf-wear supposed to be this silly anyway?
 

This is the upwardly-mobile cousin of the Providence Scrote - the Newport 'bag. They go to Brown University where they learn how to berate us working stiffs over how we should fork over even more of our diminishing paychecks in taxes to help "the poor", then graduate to 6-figure jobs blowing the CEO (usually a pal of daddy's) while squirreling away all their income in tax-free annuities and off-shore bank accounts.

These motherfuckers will be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.

And the blonde in the orange shirt has really nice tits.
 

Damn it, I typed this long message, hit preview and forgot to submit. I'm an idiot. Anyway, quickly: Richard Butler = the man, "Am I Wrong" by Love Spit Love is one of my favorite songs. So props to all Psychedelic Furs/Butler references.

Two: This might be fake, but they still had to spent some of their trust fund money to buy the pink/yellow/blue pastel clothing. I might not be rich, but if I was, no matter how funny/ironic I was trying to be, I'd never spend money on such clothing items. Hence: douche, fake or not.

Third: girlies=hot, especially Smiley McBlonde.

Fourth: a thought to these guys from William Shatner via the Pulp:

"laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool."
 

Please tell me this is fake.



Please?
 

Anon @ 4:03

If you're wrong, she has a Doppleganger.




"Doppleganger". I like saying that.
 

A joke? A joke?! Do people tan for hours and bleach their teeth for a one night joke? Methinks not.

Douche is as douche does. Just like many other diseases, "douche" crosses all racial, ethnic, and monetary backgrounds. Thank Dog I never went to Yale.
 

Douche quixote -
do you prefer the original mix of Am I Wrong, or the remix from the "Angus" soundtrack?

Just curious.
 

i hope someone removes that visor with a 12-gauge.

i'd be pissed about the pink pants but it looks like the chick on the bottom is going to scissor his knob off. thank you.
 

Sigma Alpha Douche
 

guys = total fucktards. Who wears their sunglasses like that?? Pink pants? yellow wristbands and sweaters??? need more help than anyone can give....

gals = sweet deliciousness that I'd like to taste.
 

The Anti-Proompas! They make McCain look tanned!
 

Snoop Bagg,

It actually kinda depends on my mood. I love the grandiosity of the Angus version sometimes, but there are times when I want to hear the awesomeness of Richard's voice, and that's where the normal mix, or even the acoustic version hits. Either way, a classic song.

Also, Fuck Fish Slap (to try to keep this on point)
 

I refuse to accept this photo as being real. It was painted, one pixel at a time, by an OCD person that wears a tin foil cap to keep the Government out.
 

Posed fake pic...obvious
 

I find it wildly entertaining how a picture can garner such praise in such a short period of time. If all of you who have posted replies to this picture only knew the half of what is really going on you would realize who is REALLY being laughed at. Keep up the good work though, the world needs more slackasses like you guys to do nothing all day but tell us how mad it makes you to see good looking women with men other than yourselves.
 

Euh.. fuck your way up girls. Gag
And, where in the world do you find such pants?
 

Dear Al -Quaida

Please AIM HERE >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thank You.
 

i'd smash their faces against the light post and then scrape the tenderized meat off with an oyster shell.
Then I'd do them hotts. At the same time.
 

God I can't believe how gay these guys are with their tans like they actually live somewhere sunny and their white teeth. Only dbags brush their teeth am I right guys? And look at those gay yellow bands its almost like they got them at the door to the bar like every other person there. So gay! Its like they almost look like they could be in a frat! So gay am I right?! No seriously. Just when... I thought croakies were cool... It turned out... They're not! These shecklers are such dbags they should do a joint shoot with bra!
 

God I can't believe how gay these guys are with their tans like they actually live somewhere sunny and their white teeth. Only dbags brush their teeth am I right guys? And look at those gay yellow bands its almost like they got them at the door to the bar like every other person there. So gay! Its like they almost look like they could be in a frat! So gay am I right?! No seriously. Just when... I thought croakies were cool... It turned out... They're not! These shecklers are such dbags they should do a joint shoot with bra!
 

God I can't believe how gay these guys are with their tans like they actually live somewhere sunny and their white teeth. Only dbags brush their teeth am I right guys? And look at those gay yellow bands its almost like they got them at the door to the bar like every other person there. So gay! Its like they almost look like they could be in a frat! So gay am I right?! No seriously. Just when... I thought croakies were cool... It turned out... They're not! These shecklers are such dbags they should do a joint shoot with bra!
 

This has to be fake. It's so ridiculous, even DB1 felt compelled to comment on its authenticity. There are just too many indicia of prepscrotery present here: multiple douchey hand gestures, the wink, the mouth slightly agape, pink shorts, sunglass straps, sweater over shoulder, the visor: you name it, it's here. These aren't human beings, this is college newspaper cartoon drawn for the rush week issue by the smart-ass WoW addict in the single at the end of the hall.
 

ok, i see these guys as future law enforcement in a suburban community where traffic enforcement for fun and profit is the name of the game
the scrote in pink is holding skittles forget the hotts(they have) these bags want to taste the rainbow
douche quixote pulp rules i offer
rent a flat above a shop
smoke some fags and play some pool
pretend you never went to schoobut still you'll never get it righ
cos when you're laying in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall
if you call your dad he could stop it all
 

To the turd burglar who posted above,

Get the cock out of your face and open your eyes. If you would quit sucking on your boyfriends cock and balls for one second you would see that those aren't skittles in his hand... Its a subway sandwich. Preppiebag has to get his calories and protein in (even when he is out douching around town) so he can beat the shit out of lil runt queefs like yourself..
 

this is fake. they're dressed up for a social. probably a theme of "day at the country club" or something.

probably submitted by a fraternity brother as a joke. still worthy, however.


taken at: the swamp resturant, gainesville, florida. if you've been there, you'd know.
 

wow prepster douches

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maui lawyer
 

they dress like this on a daily basis.. even if it was a social, they already owned the clothing
 

LOL funny stuff
 

Those cats are fly. What do you want them to wear cargo shorts and some big fuckin' sandals like most of you Sandal Douches ? lol.
 

The VERY BEST PART is pink douche with the half eaten Subway sandwich.