First, bitches!
 

Second, bitches!
 

"Public Scrote Announcement"?

Oh, and FIRST with a relevant post.....
 

I think that leopardesse was so horny she ate his shirt off of him. Damn, she's so cute and cuddley and dangerous, I feel I must take her home to my personal zoo and lock her up to protect the rest of the club animals from her destructive sexual appitite. Bad kitty!
 

His tatt reminds me of being brave, like being part of a violent tribe of DICKWADS. His shaved chest and arms remind of how I must enlist my services in teh gay porn industry. His gold chain reminds me that the shit is over $900 an ounce, and I'm a happy clam for buying a pound of it when it was only $170 oh so many years ago... the gel in his hair reminds me that my balls itch when it get humid out and that my dodgy sense of personal hygiene is a recreational hobby that I control, and is not an involuntary obsession like his teeth whitening strips and his shaving habits.

He is scrote. I am gross and weird, but he is scrote.

Her fakey leopard outfit reminds me of BOOBIES... Her forehead reminds me of an ex-GF. Sadly, I think she's fond of the Scrote.
 

This looks like the guy who works out but doesn't watch what he eats so he doesn't get ripped. Just big and chubby. He's probably sweating and stinking up that club as we speak.
 

Maybe you can ask him where his chest hair is too. And his dignity. Did I miss the memo on when dressing like this indoors became acceptable? Nice bling. Way to go all out there stud. Nice tattoo as well. Glad to see you went out on a limb and got something original. Choad.
 

Also I was seventh bitches!!!
 

No shirt, no brains, no service.

She is unfortunately into him, but doesn't look too far gone and will probably come to her senses in a couple of years when he stops working out and his man-boobs expand to a full C-cup.
 

uhhh.....nice neck....
 

Another dimitri pic!
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
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They look like brother and sister.
 

Lucky 13th Beotches!! Holy shit, have I digressed. This picture illicits no major thoughts of malice on my behalf. Only thoughts of wonder on the hott's be-half:

I would chant the sweet ragas of Tansen while performing the Swang in the streets of Uttar Pradesh to conjure the fire necessary to please the Lord Ganesha enough to allow me the privilege of sucking clean, the plunger used to unclog the debris laden toilet last used by her overweight uncle Sal after catching Montezuma’s Revenge on his hike through Chichen Itza.
 

It’s nice we all know that later this night, Pierre was found drifting downstream with his gold bling firmly around his neck and tied to the nearest willow tree after the Ha’apai tribe from Tonga discovered their sacred ‘Sipi Tau’ had been mistranslated onto his arm. Tribal tatts... come home to roost.
 

Photo op. You can tell by the body language. Leopard doesn't give a fuck.

Scoliosis is for douches. Straighten up that neck.
 

I like her.....she can be my Jane any day..Me Tarzan, come here and I tom-cat you also, first of the new day Bitches!
Gods, why do I get up at 6:00 CDT?, the wife is still sleeping off her Vodka Gimlets, if I give her an hour and bring her coffee, I can probably tom-cat HER for real!, which means I'll be the first of you to get laid today, Bitches! hahahahahahahah!
 

Just before Captain Douchetude left his bretheren back stage and applied the final coating of scrote scum to his chest, do you think he paused for a moment and thought, why do my nipples look like very tiny slices of pepperoni? The only explanation for the hottie inclusion is he is terminally ill and she is heading an effort by the Make a Douche Foundation to find him the Rude Dog t-shirt he lost in the 80s.
 

seriously crappy tattoos is another Douche move, and put a fucking shirt on jackass. when on roids ur traps get huge, might be why he has no neck. That chain on his neck could be a belt for his lady.
 

Soleil Moon Frye is all growns up.
 

this pair gets a pass from me... obviously into each other on a romantic getaway. they probably think they're in love. a tad greasy & some poor wardrobe (or lack of in his case) decisions. must've got sideswiped by some full blown douche... that's probably how he lost his shirt. nutjin' a shot of penicillin won't cure. still, let's hope they don't spawn
 

They were going for the "Me Tarzan/You Jane"-look.

With a jungle backdrop instead of the disco one, they just might have pulled it off.
 

His shirt is with his other uniform shirt for working at T-Mobile.
 

She looks an awful lot like Tiffany. He is choadburger.
 

White Belt!

Oh..... and 23rd post Bitches!!!
 

This is DNA Dan's younger brother before the onset of the eyebrows and multiple tribal tats.....and bad cornrow/dreadlock action.....
 

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25th, bitchez!

Moobs and a tribal tatt.

No wonder his hair's receding in shame.
 

I DIDNT KNOW TATOOED NUT SACKS WERE ALLOWED IN SKATEING RINKS WITHOUT SHIRTS!THIS IS MADDNESS I TELL YA!