Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Reader Mail: Head Shaving
Bob-O writes in with a concert head shave 'bag tag:
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DB1-
I was at a concert this past Friday night and saw this smoking hottie in front of me.
A few minutes later her boyfriend comes down to the seats and I don't think much of him, but it's pretty dark in Radio City and the lights are flashing so you can't really get a good look. That's when I noticed, the pattern shaved into the back of his head!
Is that paisley? What the f@#k is going on on his head? So I had to take a picture.
I realize it is from behind and that lessens the hottness of the chick, but trust me, I think you see enough to see she was pretty hot. Plus, if I didn't snap a picture from behind, you wouldn't be able to see just how much of a douche bag he actually is. Hope you and your readers enjoy!
-Bob-O
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If by "enjoy," you mean bust out the clippers and shave ancient curses in Gaelic on a nearby flock of sheep, you'd be correct.
But this brings up a good point. An experienced Hott Hunter needs only a 10-15 degree rotation from the back of the head to determine hottness in a young female boobie hottie. So yes, I can tell she's hott.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:40 PM 
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Sometimes the back of a hott's head is the best view.
I would like to sear that design in his scalp permantly.
With a soldering gun.
I would like to sear that design in his scalp permantly.
With a soldering gun.
She has a nice jawline... I'd take the nape of her neck in my slathering jaws and reenact "National Geographic Presents: Mating Habits of the Lions of the Okatango Preserve".
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by 
: 2:02 PM
: 2:02 PM
And i can tell that she probably looks just like a sizzly Nuyorican I dated briefly...nice catch!
Thank god i was dropped for an even less douchey guy than myself...that's justice
Army of Douche-ness
Thank god i was dropped for an even less douchey guy than myself...that's justice
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 2:04 PM
: 2:04 PM
Darn tootin' she's hot! Look at that nape on her neck! Ponytail/handle is just the right size for a two handed grip.
Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
His head looks like the strata lines in ancient rock. If you will notice in the lower bands represent a time in the past that the ancient douche first invented the AXE... in the mid bands gold thumb and pinky rings became their cultural touchstone... in the higher bands we see the emergence of the fully upright bag... known in scientific circles as Homo Douchapian.
- D.S.
- D.S.
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
It almost looks like it was supposed to be a fingerprint.
How about a Byzantine maze?
Wouldn't that be cool?
And by "cool," I mean, "douchey and therefore you would pick up a lot of hot chicks."
How about a Byzantine maze?
Wouldn't that be cool?
And by "cool," I mean, "douchey and therefore you would pick up a lot of hot chicks."
IT looks like a tribal band hair cut. Even money says he has tribal tattoos. I bet flish slap cut his hair.
I would have fun nibbling on her exposed ears and neck, and then the chin pubes I haven't yet shaved would tickle her at the base of her neck.
I would also enjoy pouring a bottle of Nair on his head so he can never again perform such an atrocity to himself. That might force him to abandon scrotedom forever, though I'm sure he'd find other ways to douche on.
I would also enjoy pouring a bottle of Nair on his head so he can never again perform such an atrocity to himself. That might force him to abandon scrotedom forever, though I'm sure he'd find other ways to douche on.
this is def one of the next big DB trends for this year. It crosses races and hair types. It looks as if it is going to be a long summer! Long live Pumpy be DB that all look up to. He is the Jordan of DoucheBags.
People used to do that shit in like 1991-92. I had a buddy that was the master at it. Messed up how even the stupidest of trends make a comeback.
# posted by : 3:04 PM
: 3:04 PM
@ douchetorious B.A.G. : 3:04 PM
Ya, remember that one fag in M.C. Hammers group who wore the 'Tower' hair due and he looked like a crack addict? At first glance I thought it was the word 'douche' in hieroglyphics's.
Ya, remember that one fag in M.C. Hammers group who wore the 'Tower' hair due and he looked like a crack addict? At first glance I thought it was the word 'douche' in hieroglyphics's.
# posted by : 3:24 PM
: 3:24 PM
...I guess those hypercolor shirts that show your pits in different colors must be around the bend.
Generra, what a sweet brand, especially with a nice pair of Z Cavaricci fucked up jeans.
Ohh, and then Cross Colors and maybe even FUBU...The douches will be well attired...for our merciless mocking, that is.
Generra, what a sweet brand, especially with a nice pair of Z Cavaricci fucked up jeans.
Ohh, and then Cross Colors and maybe even FUBU...The douches will be well attired...for our merciless mocking, that is.
# posted by : 3:38 PM
: 3:38 PM
Does My Morning Jacket have an early bird special?
Hott & Scroteylocks are the only ones in the pic under 50.
Hott & Scroteylocks are the only ones in the pic under 50.
Nah, it had to be Buckcherry.
They only look over 50 because meth and crack will throw 30 years on you in three months.
And Fuck Fish Slap.
They only look over 50 because meth and crack will throw 30 years on you in three months.
And Fuck Fish Slap.
When it grows back in, I'd be happy to re-shave it for him... with a circular saw.
Yeah, I don't need to see her from the front in order to tell that she's super hot. Man, fuck that guy.
Yeah, I don't need to see her from the front in order to tell that she's super hot. Man, fuck that guy.
# posted by : 5:40 PM
: 5:40 PM
He's not a douchebag. He's actually very thoughtful. He did that so, if the concert sucks, the person behind him can get out a felt-tipped marker and do mazes to pass the time.
This man is an American hero.
This man is an American hero.
He appears to have used the kid's placemat at IHOP to design his head.
Help Blinky find his way from the forest to the barn....
Help Blinky find his way from the forest to the barn....
Nice - he's created a funpark for bored lice. The only thing more ridulous would be if he was wearing an Ubiquitous Red Cup on his melon, like a douchebag version of a shriner.
# posted by : 9:02 PM
: 9:02 PM
the power of human stupidity is AWESOME, as many stupid things that have been done , they still never fail to be ingeniously clever at coming up with more... as has been previously said, nice neck!
The Hott reaches behind her back to grab her man's arm and says,
"Honey, you know I love you so, don't get angry, but that haircut makes you look ridiculous. Don't go out of your way to be a Douche. I love you for who you are, not for the Scrote you are trying to be."
-Madeline Kahn's Black Schnitzengruben
"Honey, you know I love you so, don't get angry, but that haircut makes you look ridiculous. Don't go out of your way to be a Douche. I love you for who you are, not for the Scrote you are trying to be."
-Madeline Kahn's Black Schnitzengruben
# posted by : 4:56 AM
: 4:56 AM
Is that some meaningful divit on top of that douche melon?
Next time you go to the Barber College and throw down your $2.50 dont ask for the "Asstroid".
Put a condom on that dick head.
Next time you go to the Barber College and throw down your $2.50 dont ask for the "Asstroid".
Put a condom on that dick head.
# posted by : 5:01 AM
: 5:01 AM
I was housesitting for my parents last month and I swear to God that is the same pattern I used when I mowed the lawn.
# posted by : 5:12 AM
: 5:12 AM
It was at the My Morning Jacket show at Radio City last weekend. FYI. And who shaves crop circles in their head?
# posted by : 6:28 AM
: 6:28 AM
Look at the two gay-looking yuppies loving life (where the spot light is hitting the seats).
I bet after the song was over they slapped hands because they had totally just rocked that one out.
I bet after the song was over they slapped hands because they had totally just rocked that one out.
I'm guessing she's an "artist" who uses her bf's head as her canvas. Why else would she abide such douchedom?
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