Thursday, June 26, 2008
Reader Mail
Just Another Bleeth writes in with a 'bag tag from Vegas:
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DB1,
My girlfriends and I were in Vegas a couple of weeks ago for my birthday and ran into these awesomely douchetastic individuals. We were so impressed that we had to take pictures for you. I was amazed at how many douches there are in that town!!
~Just Another Bleeth (hah - yes I rip on myself too)
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Nicely done, JAB. Vegas is the Heart of Doucheness, and you and your friends should watch out. And by watch out, I mean pillow fight.
But I can save you.
And by save you, I mean rub Hersheys syrup on your pinkie toes while dressed in a giant Wally Moose costume and humming the theme song to The Young Ones.
Until you tell me that my riff grows tiresome. Which it does. But only when I haven't had enough Vitamin A.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:39 PM 
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Hey, buddy, you're not a rock star. You work at a widget company in corporate. You push papers and dream of Vegas where you can act out your "pimp" fantasy. Now stop being a douchebag and die already.
OK, I've had a bad day.
OK, I've had a bad day.
# posted by 
: 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM
Damn, which one are you JAB? Doesn't really matter. You all look good (except for the Bag).
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
JAB, I fail to see the Bleeth in this picture. I don't fail to conjure images of the oil wrestling match back at the room later that night between you and your two closest coeds. Fortunately, those images don't include the stage one 'Bag. Though the popped collar, goggles and hint of chest gleam give us a glimpse at the snowball effect that is: The Greico Virus.
I, for one, would certainly not hesitate to tweeze the mustache hair off Fish Slap’s great grandma while she screamed in protest if it meant I could console the her with the fruits of my labor and a bottle of fine Tempranillo while making love to her discarded dentures on the roof of the apartment building directly adjacent to this assemblage of Hott’s sorority house. I’m chivalrous like that.
Bleeth is now part of the lexicon. Buy me a beer later.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bleeth
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bleeth
# posted by : 3:11 PM
: 3:11 PM
I am surprised that there is so much Douchebaggery in Las Vegas.
It's not like the town is advertising that everything that happens there stays there, or anything like that...
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What's the deal with white plastic-framed aviators?
I mean, everyone that wears them is so young and cool and hip and stuff; and has very recently had a hit record.
They must be like the magical traveling pants in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
It's not like the town is advertising that everything that happens there stays there, or anything like that...
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What's the deal with white plastic-framed aviators?
I mean, everyone that wears them is so young and cool and hip and stuff; and has very recently had a hit record.
They must be like the magical traveling pants in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
...just when Plastic Man needed a little wingman help scoring with the "Penny"s, Hula Hula was too busy checking out the New Sigfried and Roy Show.
# posted by : 3:15 PM
: 3:15 PM
Hi JAB:
You and your friends are scrumptious. I hope to hell you took a flamethrower to this bag immediately after the photo was taken.
You and your friends are scrumptious. I hope to hell you took a flamethrower to this bag immediately after the photo was taken.
BTW Kudos to DB1 for not only the Young Ones refrence, but Wally Moose as well.
It touched me. Right here.
It touched me. Right here.
DB1: I'm a longtime fan of your site. But this picture reminds me of a fundamental question that, despite your many wise observations, still plagues me: just what is the difference between a douchebag and a plain old asshole?
# posted by : 5:15 PM
: 5:15 PM
To the above question. The DB is an inherited gene. you can be born into a DB or catch DoucheBagitis. Assholes can stop being assholes, but DBs cannot, nor would they want to. I was just in Vegas and it is Douche bag city for sure.
Being hot chicks, I focused on them first went to add them to the spank bank for a later withdrawal...unfortunately, this fucking bag not only ruined my deposit but will have me writing bad checks for weeks. JAB, thanks for submitting your hotnesses, (I approve) but god damn, have some fucking compassion before you post such fagbag douchery!
# posted by : 6:06 PM
: 6:06 PM
If anyone has any doubts as to the necessity and/or the effectiveness of a properly fitting,( tight) little black dress, this should put it to rest
This guy, wow, just, get back to work at the Geek Squad, my pc needs a tune up
This guy, wow, just, get back to work at the Geek Squad, my pc needs a tune up
I don't guys, the guy is definitely a Douche.
But the HotTs could be 2, possibly 3 MILF's...which is not bad either
But the HotTs could be 2, possibly 3 MILF's...which is not bad either
# posted by : 5:56 AM
: 5:56 AM
the brunette is the same girl from "the lick" posting a couple of days ago. i've seen the photos from their excursion to douchetropolis (vegas). there are more photos of them posing w/ bags. i gave the tall one on the left a link to this site and now she is addicted to hunting down bags in their natural habitat.
# posted by : 11:01 AM
: 11:01 AM
omg! i met that same guy an vegas it must have been the same night because he still had those kooky glasses. athough he may look like a dusche, he was the life of the club that i was at and it seemed to me that he had a bunch of hot girls all over him. this guy, FUCKIN HILARIOUS!
# posted by : 12:33 PM
: 12:33 PM
His name is matthew clifford.... he is a life long douche.... He is a rich scrawny bag.... someone should remove him from earth...
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