THE HOOLIGAN!
 

Yep, I knew he had it in him to reappear here - that's what HCwDB legends are made of, after all. This should help seal his HoS membership, and by member, I mean Hooligan.

And she's still quite fetching, that Italian Ice Hott Carly.



That Oompa Lady is disturbing, though - perhaps some hott out there is now crafting a studswithdouchechicks.com page? Of course, the 'bag with the Oompa gal wouldn't qualify.
 

Well that was quick. HoS.
 

That kid in the oompa lady pic looks like he's fighting back the urge to vomit
 

Oompa lady shows cleavage...

but I still look away in disgust.
 

I don't think burn victims should be out in public that soon, get skin grafts first, please. Stay in your hermetically sealed clean room to prevent infection.
 

I wasn't a big fan of the Italian pastry in the weekly pic. But, here she looks as tasty as hot, buttered garlic bread.

casa de douche
 

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Over priced 'designer' Thug T?
Check.

Color co-ordinated mandana?
Check.

White Belt?
Check.

Jesus Bling?
Check.

Stupid pouty face?
Check.

Bleethed-out Hott who needs to be spanked mercilessly with a wet cod fish at 3am in room 23B of the Discount Motor Lodge while listening to Metal Machine Music at 120 dbs., high on Amyl Nitrate, No-Doz and Ballentine Ale?

Oh hell yeah.



Even Oompa lady's 'friends' look frightened of her
 

If only that THUG fist imprint had been thrown 6" higher.
 

Please tell us that Oompa Lady was adrift in a life raft, at sea for 8months.
Johnny Red Shirt does not look happy to see her, at all.

casa de la douche
 

The Oompa Lady

..ughaaahh....hrmpfluuugh

Who would've known that the Red Skull had spawned a lineage?

Dammit, Carly, stop being stupid. Lose the douche. You can do much, much better.
 

Oompa thing...ugh.

Do I detect the female mark of the douche on her forehead?

Yes, yes I do.

-----> vomit

That dingus does not look happy being in those pics.
 

Oh man, you gotta be kiddin me....I love that left eye half squint thing he's got goin on, as if he's considering which body part on you he's going to break first, because he's just sooooo bought and paid for bad-ass. One glancing hard blow to his chin spike would do so much damage to his teeth structure, he need to start blowing his orthodontist to help pay for fixing him up.
Ahhhh, Carly, is that a Native American embroidery on your lovely black dress? Could it be my favorite ever ethnic conquest, the fabled Italian/Indian Princess?
Hall. of. Scrote.

p.s., if anyone cares, I added a little info and a pic to my Blogger profile
 

'ol bag: dude - you really know how to rock the 'stache, I must say.

Carly is damn smokin!!! Her tremendous beauty cancels out that douchebag's ridiculousness.

I really don't understand her taste in men. How can someone who looks as sweet, luscious and perfect as her choose this gimp as her partner? He must be good in the sac or something, it's the only thing that would make it remotely worth it. Not that that justifies being seen in public with him... Carly, sweety, you can do better.
 

She's hot, but obviously she has self esteem issues to be dating this grease pile.

Bagwan Singh
 

She looks like Rachel Ray would, if Ray was staying up all night doing bleeth, and bleething DBs.
 

God DAMN it. Come on, it's Sunday morning, just had a wonderful evening and now I get this shit. Why do I keep doing this to myself? First off, if you're going to wear a mandana and a shirt that are the same basic color, PLEASE make sure they match. Number two, why get a fucking labret and then grow a landing strip around it. Third, I think you missed a spot shaving...

Man, I can't remember the last time the dude pissed me off so much, and so much of it is because his girly is just lovely. Like she's hot, but in a gettable way, or maybe I'm just fooling myself. She'd probably rip out my heart, step on it, then shove it back down my throat, which can be fun in and of itself.
 

I wanna bang out a Greatful Dead length space riddum on her upper torso bongos!
 

@ Anonymous 11:30 AM

She appears to be a female under the age of 30 so, yes, she has self esteem issues.
 

@bag-queen.....yeah, the wife, she hates it when I let it get that bushy...but, I tell her the same thing...heh heh heh
 

The Oompette is wrong on every concievable level.

That's it, HoS for the Hooligan.
 

Is that a scar on his cheek or a weird hair sculpting?

His arm looks strange, too. Around his elbow and pec the skin goes...in. Is that muscle? :-(
 

Though the Hooligan is a huge douche, I'm not ready to promote him to the HOS. He's needs at least one more solid (ie awful) pic.
 

a skull ring on his index finger? WTF?

nice rack on the oompa chick.
 

Anyone who needs to advertise the fact that they are "thug" clearly isn't.
 

The Hooligan belongs in the hall
 

Is that a black power type symbol on his aqua green shirt?
 

Oompa Lady = Circus Peanut with Boobs

And if Amaretto Hott's push-up brastraps were to fail, she'd be decapitated. She lives dangerously.

He is the poo that results from eating too much spinach.
 

The Thug shirt is the last straw, MH for HOS!
 

Ooompa Lady ... wow .. did you notice, though, that her arms and hands are not at all "sunkist"? Is this some strange half-body self-tanning gone terribly wrong or were only have the tubes in the bed working?
 

It's like Oompa's torso and face were flayed, whilst her arms were spared. Or very selective gamma ray exposure. How does that happen?

No. Seriously. I live in Florida and I'm kinda concerned.
 

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I'd bet $1k that there's a bandanna wrapped around his unseen right wrist.
 

In regards to the Oompa Lady, I've seen better heads on a syphillis dick.
 

Oompa Lady, haven't seen a face that orange since the heyday of Broncomania, nice bod though and yes that is what the light switch is for.
 

With two sitings, and both of the uberdouchey, this guy is Hall of Scrote bound...
 

The guy with Oompa Lady looks like he can actually smell her flesh burning.
 

Maybe the Oompette only had a free sample of the spray on tan, and perhaps she thought no one would be looking at anything other than the face and boobs. Oh how wrong she was.

The Hooligan has range. A Douche for all Seasons, as it were. He's a legend in the making, if he doesn't make it into the Hall now he'll get there eventually.
 

The Oompa lady is really disturbing. How can anyone not under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs be willing to be photographed after such a horrific spray tan? Really, WTF?
Cleavage? Who cares ! There is now an orange hole in the cosmos that threatens to suck us all into it.
 

The Oompa Lady is more upsetting. I feel dirty and need a shower now.
 

I'm tempted to give THE HOOLIGAN a pass...and by pass I mean an accelerated membership into the HoS. DB1, THE HOOLIGAN is poster boy for what this site is about. I'd like to enshrine his rage inspiring scowl in the HoS as soon as possible.

- Cru Jones
 

This s@#t flake never got the memo...LIME is for sherbert and Corona's...What a Broke Back assclown!
 

I'm new to the site...and I can only say "OUTSTANDING"....who knew there were so many douches in the world and I'm even more perplexed how these hotties don't see the choadiness in these rat farts...the obligiatory "thug" stance, the mandannas and the tude are all pretty good indicatiors that these dirty sheriff badges are douchbags....and what hell is with Jersey?? What, is sunless tan lotion part of the state's budget...If you look like a yam, chances are you went a little too thick on the lotion Nancy!!! And for the love of all that is holy, would all you suburbanite, strip mall "thugs" quit trying to look so freaking hard...just because you bump 50 cent in your mom's car doesn't make you street
 

we need to mourn one of our own...someone who hunted douchebags for years while many of us were too naive to yet be called to fight...i am speaking of george carlin...shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits...fart turd and twat...
 

I agree with My Sun Named Tzu:

R.I.P. George Carlin - he would eat this Metaphysical Hooligan and his ilk for breakfast.....
 

DB1, can we get a George Carlin post?

He is the very archetype of the anti-douche, willing to call ANYONE on their superficial bullshit.
 

MORE OOMPA LADY!!! PLease?

RIP George Carlin.
 

As upsetting as this photo is, it makes my eyes red and steam come out of my ears to know that under that minty green mandana, THERE IS AN F'ING STAR SHAVED INTO HIS HEAD!!!!

Oh, the murderous rage! How it doth overcome me.
 

A Clockwork SYRINGE is more like it--as in Douching...
 

HOS indeed.

Well, Lone Scrote beat me to the Red Skull, so I have nothing to add to the Oompa Lady. She needs to detox in the endless night of the arctic circle for a season.
 

THUG indeed.

I suspect if he was ever even so much as bitch-slapped, he would cry like a retiring baseball player....
 

the oompa lady....why? what makes her think that looks good? if anyone knows please tell me. she must be a longhorn
 

oh god will it ever end....
sob....
 

I guarantee you this guys "handle" is RICO.